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Psycho guys.

Expecting the male version of this soon.

So this is the male version of firsteva post aight Smh.....

MzPreshie:
Oh..
Lol.. A woman can be slim and big too, depends on what you want to be 'big';-).

Exactly ma point dear....slim wit big front and back...

They simply the best........~.•°``°☺нєнєнєнє☺°``°•.~

MzPreshie:
Sorry, what's 'bbw'?

Its an abbreviation of saying "Big Beautiful Woman"...

i rather go ƒoŗ the bournvita than the dull one....can't imagine mie marry to such a lady....dull, no sense of fashion, jesus!....gaskiya its a no no tuh mie.....

MzPreshie:
I prefer a combination of both; a slim muscular guy.

Mee too......combination of both slim and Bbw.

OKay.......Next.

Since yuh have made up уσυя mind, why are yuh telling us this then

Oahray:
I nominate

Naijaboiy
Thavik
Bobbybube
Sheenor
Jobinna2
Oluwadanie1
Marcelinho

...more coming. This male version must make sense pass the last female own

Wow!....Can't believe this. Nomination Accepted......thanks a lot broda...really do appreciates.

kbshow100:
@op. There is nothing you will tell me to change my mind to the fact that I hate maths. I hate maths,, I hate those who love mathematics,, till Adam vomit the forbidden fruit before I will consider loving mathematics,,may god punish maths departmanet staffs from H.O.D down to cleaners.
But I like your write up,, I mean no offence.

funny post of the day ~.•°``°☺нєнєнєнє☺°``°•.~

Skykid1208:
Thanks OP
In sec school i use to hate maths like Poooo!
Loved biology like life itself.
I wrote my SSCE exams in 2013, late last year i fell in love with Software programing and to study software programing or Comp science you need the knowledge of maths,
i wrote jamb this year, although i wanted to study com.sci, my dad wants me to study MED, so i opted for med (partly because my dad wanted me to and parly because i am good in biology) after jamb i got 206 then i wrote post-UME but my mark was a litle bit lower than the cut-off mark for MED but higher than the cut-off for COMP.SCI. So am in the process of changing my course to computer science now, (although my dad was upset at first,so i explained to him that i love programing or anything that is related to Comp Sci. And that it's my life and that's what i want to study, he later gave in to my plea) And in the school am aplying for Com. Sci you must sudy Mathematics for two years before Going to com.sci. In Year 3.
Am in the process of falling in love with maths and this your wite-up realy gave it a BOOST. (sometimes when i sit down and think of my sec.school. days wouldn't belive am the one chosing to study maths, i realy don't belive it cos i hated maths like backluck then)


Thanks OP once again.





Mods,FP pls
this was quite helpful to me and am sure alot of people out there are like me who neededs the info.

#TEAMLOVEMATHS

ℓ☺ℓ, nice one bro.......all the best ahead...Ά̲̣̥πϑ ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥♡thanks ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥  a bunch.

One of the most overwhelming things about a severe trial can be the sense of isolation. We want to make sure that God knows because when He finds out, surely He’ll do something about it! In Job I we are given a behind-the-scenes look at events of which Job was completely unaware.

God, however, was very much aware of Job and of the wholehearted obedience he sought to render. In fact, God Himself called Satan’s attention to Job. Christ reminded His disciples in Luke 12:6–7 that God, who even takes detailed note of the sparrows, is much more deeply interested in the affairs of His own children. The Father is aware of everything about us down to the smallest detail. Even the hairs of our head are numbered When we are struck with personal tragedy or persecuted for obedience, we can be sure that God knows. This is vitally important to keep in mind to counteract the sense of isolation
and loneliness that will often beset us at such times. “No one understands what I’m going through,” we think. But Jesus Christ does! We have a faithful High Priest who was tested in all ways like us and is therefore able to empathize and give us the needed help (Hebrews 4:15–16).

Though Job could not begin to understand why all of
these things were happening to him, he knew God was aware of it. He did not react, as Satan had predicted, by cursing God. Rather, Job told his wife, “Shall we indeed accept good from God, and shall we not accept adversity?” (Job 2:10).

The church is not a building where we sit each week Ά̲̣̥πϑ invite others; we are the church and we bring it to others. We're supposed to meet people where they are at. That being said, meeting once a week at the same time can be a good way to get filled so you can fill others. Meeting on Sunday mornings is not a requirement and many churches have several services (mornings, evenings, etc) if you have other commitments.

Those men did not write what they "felt" God told
them to write, but they heard an actual voice speaking to/with them, I know because I have heard
it too... What proves it to me to be the word of God is i believe it is true, number one, and then the miracles, fulfilled prophecies, and the wisdom of the words, not man's wisdom, but God's wisdom, to man, Ά̲̣̥πϑ it's truth, it is written by humble men who aren't afraid to tell the truth...

One of the foundational doctrines of Christians (and
the first one required for salvation) is to believe the word of God. Now I am a firm believer that the Bible is indeed the word of God. Yet there does seem to be many that do not agree.

Some say that it is the words of men writing what
they "felt" God wanted them to write, but that their
words were their own and not the word of God.
I have a question and I would like to hear what all
sides have to say about this. I am not asking if the
Bible is the word of God or not. But I would like to
ask what you think would prove the Bible to be the
word of God for yourself (if you don't believe it is) or for others?

I am just trying to get a feel for the different issues
people have and their needs in this area.

You must be "born again" to receive the spirit and
'kingdom within' or..... you 'must' be born again to go to heaven?

I want to hear others opinions.

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The next qųęşţįoŋ will b find d equation of d line tangent to the ellipse b^2*x^2 + a^2*y^2 = a^2*b^2 in the first quadrant that forms wit the coordinate axes the triangle of smallest possible area (a & b are positive constants). abi nairaland maths teacher ni

philtrum:
Its actually a good topic op.....And these are the main issues with people who do not like maths

If only they can believe they are good at maths and
focus properly...it won't be hard ƒoŗ them as dey all thought.

Here are some ways u can become better at mathematics.

1. Realize there’s nothing magic or special about mathematics.

Mathematics has a lot in common with cooking: applying “recipes” (algorithms) to cook up desired results. Math has a lot in common with sports and games: doing as much as you can while still following certain (sometimes arbitrary) “rules” to try and accomplish a goal. Math has a lot in common with exploring: discovering new things, even things you could never have imagined you’d find.

2. Stop associating mathematics with math teachers.

Many people are “traumatized” by poor math
teachers in the early grades of school. Actually, to be honest, it has to be tough for even a great math teacher to breath life into early grade school math. When the curriculum calls for learning how to do arithmetic by hand, that’s pretty lame. People don’t usually do arithmetic by hand in the real world, certainly not long division.

If you’re really interested in getting good with math, i suggest maybe starting with a secondary level pre-calculus book and teaching yourself. Try to find a book where the author treats you as the intelligent, independent person you are, not as someone who
has to take a course for a degree requirement. As a
general rule of thumb, any texts sold at an actual
university bookstore, at dis level, will be trash. Go to
the library and try some older pre-calculus textbooks. If the library is doing its job, trash textbooks won’t be kept for so many years. If all else fails, go to some math forums (like Math Overflow) and ask for book recommendations, telling them you want to become good at math and not just pass a required course; give them specific details and they can help find a book perfect for you.
Contrary to public belief, math textbooks aren’t written in some dialect of Ancient Latin which can only be read by the priestly class of mathematicians. At least, not until grad school A common mistake is to start with “History of Mathematics” books, allegedly aimed for d layman. If u do have some math background, these might be good, but if you’re starting frm absolute scratch, you’ll need at least some good pre-calculus to really get much out of a Math History book.

3. Mental shift: From “Problems” to “Exercises” Unfortunately, most people, including mathematicians, have a bad habit of calling things “problems” when they’re not really problems at all. Most people have to study math for a long time before they can tackle actual mathematical “problems”. The word “problem” implies that no one actually knows the solution. If the solution is known, as is always the case in the exercises in lower level math texts, then it’s not a “problem”, it’s an “exercise”. Calling it a “problem” is like a weightlifter calling a dumbbell a “problem”. Ridiculous. The exercises are there for you to get stronger. Anyway, it’s a lot sexier and more motivating to think about doing exercises, than to think about doing problems.

4. Know That Math Is Cool: It may seem surprising, but who do u tink is mst sensitive 2 social stigmas against science and mathematics? The answer is, scientists and mathematicians. For many years, I was actually “ashamed” of studying math. When someone asked what I did, I’d try to change the subject as soon as possible. I realized it’s better to be unapologetic about •̸ϞƔ interests. I stopped being ashamed of math and decided to be proud of it, and it turns out, once I made that mental shift, it became pure bling.

I think a lot of people are hindered from ever getting good at math because they think math is uncool. Reject that idea, and become better at math.

5. Believe You’re Good At Math: Whether or not the arbiters of society declare you Good At Math, hold the belief in your heart. Catholics believe that their priest can literally feed them the physical blood and flesh of Jesus Christ, so by comparison, it should be pretty easy to believe in something as mundane as being good at math. The thing is, belief becomes reality. I experienced this in my own life, because until SS2, I did terrible in math classes, hated math (or at least, what I knew of math, which was just mind-numbing arithmetic), and generally believed I was terrible at math. The way I got into math was actually pretty silly. I was going through a phase where I was interested in psychic power development. Of course I never developed psychic powers, but I got seduced by the D&-ish stereotype of psionicists being extremely smart, Ά̲̣̥πϑ so that led me to start looking at the pictures in Euclid’s Elements. Mostly I didn’t understand them, but I struck out to do geometry on my own, kind of copying the general idea of following axioms Ά̲̣̥πϑ drawing lots of neat pictures with compass and ruler. Dat made me believe I was a mathematical genius, and by ninth grade everyone was pretty much going along with the “fantasy”

CONCLUSION

One thing i never mentioned in dis article: doing lots of hard studying. Follow the five steps I gave, and the studying should become a joy, something you actually like doing, so it doesn’t seem hard at all. In any case, math is something u should do at уσυя own pace, and this is partly why self-taught math is so much more powerful than school-taught math. If you ever find yourself fed up with doing math exercises, you’re not studying math right. Like anything else, you’ll learn best when you’re having fun. Take your time, skip around to whatever extent the textbook allows, and have some fun.

Nail

iceberylin:
HAVE SAID IT BEFORE JUST TAKE A PICTURE IN FRONT OF A RANGE ,MAKE SURE U HOLD A KEY(DOSNT HAVE TO BE THE CAR KEYS) USE IT AS UR DP
Thats all

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
Chai.....I been think say them dey do me for village. I will collect contact, chat up with a girl until she starts to fall in love, only for me to wake up next morning and purposely delete all the contacts on my phone including my Mum and dad.

dem dey do yuh indeed....уσυя own worst gan.

simplyOJ:
I do know most stories like this end with triplets & twins. This is my ernest expectation for this couple IJN.

Amen

2cato:
Very sad and disheartining may you find ur sister in peace and may the joy of the lord return to mubi.

Amen.

How about their centre in kaduna??....anyone who knows should please drop their address here. Thanks.

Amen