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Broke and Hungry Nairaland Redpillers wannabe viewing this thread from the comfort of their homes huts like;

Nice

Eyyahh

Ofcourse every sensible person will

The only people who'll vote Tinubu are the Yoruba Muslims, sorry, I mean Fake Muslims who can't recite a verse in Quran

Ofcourse

Hmmm

Opportuneke:
What kind of country is this?

God!!!


Just fed up.

Nairalandar:
Pure wickedness

oka4ugoo:
This is barbaric and should be condemned.

Criminals u all should keep supporting bad thing until u go outside to steal and same punishment will be meted out to u criminals

Fambio97:
Omoo me way I still tiff my mama coke today nko

Just imagine, at ur old age oo U are not even ashamed to say it. that is how it starts, before u know, u will begin to enter street to look for whose own to steal Charity begins at home they say but ur own is stealing begins at home

Keep calm and start observing, any urchin's moniker that goes quiet all of a sudden is the thief burnt to death

Watch how these Br*ke, J*bless, Frustr*ted, Miser*ble, Wretch*d, Stvpid, Fo.olish, S*nseless, Never-do-well Redpillers Association of Nairaland will come here to tell us that it is a man's right to cheat, that men are polygamous in nature

TheZeezle:
Nope! Don't do it but you have to becareful next time.

This is one of Dem if it was the other way round, u would have been here telling us how all women are this/that

I pity my fellow genders who take u poor mis*rable good-for-nothing Redpillers serious

The old peeing drug lord have been reduced to a mere laughing stock across the country

Will the fake Muslims agree?

They have been threatening fire and brimstone if their drug god doesn't win the election

Everyday? Lol

From Reno?

C'mon, no need wasting my time

it won't make sense! He's senseless

Lol this election will be terrible

vybzkartel:
You are in the same working environment and she says you are not approachable

Could that be a sign of love interest from her?

Wait, don't tell me u have taken what dis Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland (BJRAN) do post here serious? Hence the reason u have bcome bitter and angry all the time

No, it does not mean she is interested in u, stop dreaming and wake up rather work on ur communication skills and being friendly with people..... Bye

This man again?

Lol

Olasyke:
Pedophile

Are u minding the idi*t at his old age ooo look at what he is typing

JackDaAlienz:
Guys I just did something I have not mustard courage to do.
There is an 18 yr old girl that lives in the same compound.
She greets me with respect and smiles
So today I no go church as I came out of my house. I see the young babe in her room.
I knock she open with smile I enter
I told her to give me broom
After she got the broom, I literally grab her ass and made her sit on my laps. Then I told her I like her and told her how much she has changed in looks, I just dey sweet talk her.
She didn't refuse
I even hug her from the back
I touch her face dey call her fine girl
She was sooo shy
Sometimes I tell her to come then I place her on my laps.
I even squeeze her ass, lowkey
But she won't look me in the face
Just couple glances
I Asked her when she will be free
She said Wednesday
She gave me her number

I gave her 1k for credit

Did I do it well?

At ur old miser*ble age oooo U didn't see ur agemates to go for, rather it's a 16year-old inexperienced girl u want to lure into bed with ordinary 1k card

Shame on u fo*Lish o.ld man I hope ur parents have other male children? Because if they are depending on u in the future, then they will be heavily disappointed

Holybaddo:
Weak Men
How can a woman beat him on a romp

He's not a comrade.

If na me that Amaka go dey beg for mercy

Unfortunately,,,, that is the only thing u can ever boast of as ur achievement in ur miser*ble life

I pity ur parent who are depending on u for the future

Men can never compete with we women in any aspect of life,,,, u can take that to the bank

TheGidRedpiller:
WOMEN LOVE TO ACCUMULATE MALE NUMBERS!!

Guys, can you relate to this?
Whenever the topic of taking girls on a date comes up, there is always that one friend in our midst that will give an irritated face with the question: DO GUYS STILL TAKE GIRLS ON DATES
We all have that one friend



My advice for you today, is to clinge to that friend, study how he handles women , pick up facts, and even better, tell him to educate on the things he knows about the female gender.... Because that guy is an Alphamale!!

He was so used to getting the girls stresslessly that he baffled him when he heard that other dudes like him, waste money, time, and energy, trying to impress the same calibre of biittches he would fvvck the same night he meets her!!
This is how badly rigged the game is.

Understand something today, the moment a girl looses her v!rg!n!ty, she also unlocked her s€x drive, so the fact that she is no longer v!rg!n, means that she is constantly fvvcking dudes out there.

I am telling you this because, I need you to know that, 80% of the time, when guys take girls on "Dates", they are most definitely already subscribing to a cheating girlfriend.

The reason she would leave the dudes she loves fvvcking to meet you in some eatery, is because;
1. She would of course love to "Chop life" on your tab.
2. She will Always love to keep adding men to her options list.


Yes, you read that right.
Most of the times, you didn't take that biittch on a date so you can "Get Her", NO!!
You are just there to be interviewed, so you can be added to a list of names, that is meant to be stored in the archive, till when needed.

Still Typing...

The boy from a broken home

How has life been treating u? ur fellow BJRAN (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) Group Members have missed u alot

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I thought Kenya and Zimbabwe were the only two countries we knew for weird news like dis?

Just when I thought I've seen it all

Urchins are coming in 5 4 3 2 1

Infolenka:
See this guy with hairy balls pretending to be a woman on a faceless forum. I spot your type easily. Keep wasting your time on Nairaland. Foolish catfish.

U just discovered? awwwn u discovered late boy


Bro*ke boy who has nothing to offer in life but wants respect is it not ur mates who are doing ritual up and down? Silly little boy

The drug old man portrait can never be drawn anywhere in Nigeria

Infolenka:
I'm 29 years old and I've dated girls around my age grade. What I've noticed is that these girls eye don too open. They've seen a lot, fuçked a lot of guys and have a lot of experience and hence don't give me the respect, admiration and fear than these younger girls give.

Bro*ke boys don't deserve respect, fear and Admiration

Go and hustle boy

Foolishness

Jj

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