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A very Educative and Important thread created in 2017 hitting the front page in 2023?

While a meaningless thread of a small boy fantasizing how he had s*x with a girl in his father's house made front page with the speed of light?

I now believe the People here who have been saying it that Nairaland has gone to the dogs

I think dis Keyamo is the General Overseer of the Brainless Uchins Association of Nigeria (BUAN)


His followers are the fake Muslims also known as the Yoruba muslims

mayDtolu:
Earlier today, a stunning young lady entered the restaurant where I was eating. She sat next to me, like a regular might, and for a time, it seemed normal that she did until it didn't. She very immediately started making some feminine motions in my direction.

Her intense look cut through the vest I was wearing. She was approachable yet reserved, forward yet uneasy, and if she hadn't eventually made herself known, I might have done the same. She did anyway, but it was awkward and she stumbled over her words in the most innocent way possible, despite the fact that I really liked it.

In actuality, that marks the conclusion of this thread. She lost her temper in the nicest manner, and I think it's normal considering that women rarely approach guys while striking up a good convo. She eventually typed them on her phone for me to see, letting me know what she was trying to say. "Could I please have your phone number, sir?" It reads.

I'm still perplexed as to how she was unable to utter such words, but as I already stated, women initiating convos are not valued in this side of the world.
Even better than I had anticipated, our chat continued for a while. And by the end of the day, she and I both had gorgeous smiles with mine reflecting, "I am in command." I find her admirable as I reflect on this.

To be able to think like she did, she had to put in a lot of effort. And I believe it is imperative that I leverage it preach to the ladies on here. We are past the point where it is a man's obligation to strike up and fit a conversation. Now, it's a two-way street. It takes the commitment of both parties to create a relationship that will last. In reality, most men aren't eager to click with women who rely entirely on them.

Account created in 2015 U should be in ur mid or late 30s yet u don't want to have sense

“Ancient of days, as old as u are u will never changeeeee’

I wish i could use a voice note to sing that for u

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Says someone who wants to Privatize our our wells abi what sef

Honestly, i do not have problem with Tinubu winning, the only thing i am afraid of, is that there would be massive corruption in his regime

Old age is already telling on him,, he could give one of his aid the country's budget without remembering who he gave it to again

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Rumour mongers everywhere

Aaaaarghmed:
Keep waiting for odogwu.Men don wise.lol.Before I give a woman money,she must earn it.Only my sisters and mum I send money without blinking.But even 500 naira to anoda girl,omo.you gatz worth am

Liar like u, always claiming rubbish online

Bring ur mother and sisters here let's hear their side of the story

Kininifoods:
Only kids full here..

Or maybe I've just not met the strong men.. before you say jack, I'm a lecturer and also have other side hustles..

But make me feel like a woman please.. freaky my account first without anything attached.

Are there men like that??

Siofra? You get that kind man?

This is an heavy punch to the BJRAN Group (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland)

They will surely come for ur head

Boysnightout:
This happened during the festive period while we travelled to our country home for christmas celebrations.
I met this sweet chick in the village and after bewitching her with my charm and smile ,she agreed to visit me.

I purposely scheduled her visit to a day when almost no one would be at home.I had already intimated my sister of my plan to bring home a chick so she could act as cover.The chick came around and I received her well.We chatted for a while before I began flirting with her and running my fingers on her laps.I leaned in for a kiss and she returned it.She was just moaning wildly .

I lifted her,took her to my room and removed her panties with my teeth.I bleeped her mercilessly.Gosh she was so sweet and tight.

It was while she was riding me cowgirl that my dad bumped into us.I didn't even see him at first because my view was blocked by her boobs in my face and mouth.

She saw him first ,screamed and jumped down from my erect dick to search for her clothes.I tried to calm her down.Apparently,my dad was in his room sleeping and I thought he had gone out with our kinsmen.

Why will my dad barge into my privacy like that?

All dis Nairaland Small boys that keep creating countless fake threads just to make it hit front page,, Joblessness is really bad

Well, let me just add to the cruise, so u didn't have money to lodge in an hotel? U should be really ashamed of urself boy

Ur privacy? Do u have a privacy? just look at the small boy talking about privacy Go and build ur own house boy and have the whole privacy u want in this life....

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Before Tinubu murdered her

Israeldan1:
Lol I'm not broke

But if you can feed ur self for just one month with only ur money then u can call naira land boys broke

No be hookup money oo
Hookup money no b ur money oo

And u had to use ur alternate moniker to reply me? can u now see how us*less u are? Creating numerous monikers to create meaningless threads just to know if it will make front page really shows how Jobless u are

And no, do not mistake me for ur mom's profession when she was in her prime everyone must not be into hookup like ur mother and sisters

For the last time boy, go and get a life intsead of being on Nairaland 24/7 creating numerous monikers and chatting urself

Bye

Anonymous0001:
Politics is a dirty game and full of lies and deceit. I am very sure Peter Obi cannot got more than 1million votes because you can’t just be a president of a Country like Nigeria when your house is not in order. Obi want to be president but refused to put his home and zone in order. They keep burning INEC office and kill innocent people everyday all in the name of IPOB and you think you can get votes from other peaceful region that have always maintain their stand and support their son. Politics is a game it numbers and all odds is against this man and still he can’t just tell himself the truth. I’m happy the election is very close now and everyone will see the truth.

Do u and ur wr*tched generation have the money to venture into politics?

Every thread u have created so far is all about u talking money and expensive things (The money and things u and ur generation doesn't have o)

I now believe the saying that anyone can be anything on social media ;DA f*olish starving poor boy trying to give what he doesn't have

Truvelisback:
Good day, fella. To the ladies.
1.David is Rich
2.Henry is Handsome
3.Frank can Knack well.

Oya, Choose one.

Just look at was this what I were dreaming all night that u couldn't even wait for the day to break well, u are already here displaying ur for*lishness?

Broke Nairaland boys like u will not go and hustle, always creating irrelevant and meaningless threads everytime

Tinubu drug boys and denial are 5 & 6

Peter Datti Gregory baba Obi Ahmed

The endorsement is still peppering some people

She's Beautiful

Never in my life is it not their mates who are doing money ritual?

Being broke is not the problem o, but being broke, wretch*d, mis.erable Gamblers like Zonefree, TheGidRedpiller, Jeromestark etc and have nothing happening in their life is a big problem instead of them to go and do money ritual, they'll rather prefer being on Nairaland 24/7 bashing women


They will soon flood this thread to start praising u

Jackanda1:
I found out that my lying habit is actually caused by anxiety.

You would not really understand what mental illness is until you have it.
So stop mocking if you've got nothing to say.

I'm sorry really for my first comment

Okay, here u go;

1 - start engaging people from social media, Facebook, WhatsApp etc, I believe it will improve ur communication skills

2 - start going out to places like an event, party or even to the gym (yes you'll meet people there) it will also help you alot..

Bye

The Atrocities the sick peeing old man called Tinubu cannot commit does not exist

U want to add smoking to ur lying habit?

What a combo that would be

HazardAwka:
Good evening Nairalanders, share your experiences. Have you been threatened before by a cultist, your ex, your bad blood colleague from work, that fake phone seller/repairer, that fake soldier?

What later happened? What was your reaction to such threat?

Ofcourse

sqlPAIN:
This mentality is mostly common among Nigerian guys and honesty it's disgusting mentality to me...

I was watching a prank video on YouTube where a guy pretended to be an ice cream selling and tried to asked some girls out to see if anyone would give him a chance. Only about 2 girls out if like 12 he approached gave him their number. What I noticed in the comments section were comments of guys saying the two girls who gave him their number were real women and that the others were fake. I've seen a lot of guys even on nairaland here with such stuupidd mentality. Ask yourself this question, if you were an ice cream seller or a broke or poor man, Shey you go date yourself if you be woman ni?

If I find myself in such situations as a guy man, going into a relationship would not even cross my mind, not to talk of being the last thing on my mind. My biggest priority would be to hussle. Hussle and more hussle till I make enough to get myself a better life...

Abeg make una stop dey castigate women for wanting the best, it's human to want the best things and it's logical.

Do u blame the mis*rable Redpillers like Zonefree, TheGidRedpiller, Jeromestarks etc?

Alot of them.still feed from their parents while the others who work earn meagre salaries, they are Never-do-well people in reality hence the reason they retired online, hiding behind their keyboards to bash women

The last one I mentioned, Jeromestark was seen the other day eating concoction (local rice and red oil )

Their only problem is to be online 24/7 telling the rich guys how to spend their money... The money them, the wretched Redpillers can never have oooo

The era of Apga will soon come to an end once PO is declared the president

Zonefree:
She got no options, bro.

No Nigerian woman loves and trust a broke man like me.

U forgot to add that part