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Education / Re: New Unilorin Multi-functional ID Card Ready by Shekson(m): 10:58am On Sep 18, 2013 |
Misplaced priority |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mr. Akpors by Shekson(m): 6:52am On Sep 18, 2013 |
lil jboy: This morning, Akpos'Lmao. If I was D̶̲̥̅̊ landlord, Akpors is a 'dead' man walking 1 Like |
Family / Re: Chief Iwuanyanwu 72 Marries 22year Old...could This Be Love by Shekson(m): 6:35am On Sep 18, 2013 |
*in Omawunmi's voice* if yu ask me, na who I go ask? The mata wey yu see so, ε̲̣̣̣̥ tey wey ε̲̣̣̣̥ start . No be •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ go talk am, ε̲̣̣̣̥ heavy for mouth. |
Gaming / Re: Football Manager 2014 Update by Shekson(m): 7:24pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
9ineGames: are you based in lagos?Nope. Buht I can come to Lagos. Where @ Lag? |
Gaming / Re: Football Manager 2014 Update by Shekson(m): 9:36pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
I need FM13 dat doesn't crash. Pls help |
Family / Re: Man Had Accident On His Way To His Traditional Marriage!!god Help Him!!(pics) by Shekson(m): 9:10pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
Dnt blive dis s**t. hau cld he not have lost consciousness Photoshop tinzzzz |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: L Need Job In Lagos by Shekson(m): 7:42pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
Golden Dr.:Have sent it. Thanks. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Shekson(m): 10:47pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Mehn rappers be dropping bars, ε̲̣̣̣̥ no funny. lollzDid I jz hear a wackster say he is D̶̲̥̅̊ best rapper?//tracks full of spits makin auds be seekin wiper// N***a be full of shit, needs a change of diaper//rap -nation, niccur so minority, Tapa//talkin gibberish feelin like he sha-rap//shut and watch •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ unleash dis WMDs from my bar-rack//being so underground till dis niccur sent in the sewage//yu dnt wanna test a G rising from the steam age//where D̶̲̥̅̊ John @, lemme school him wif D̶̲̥̅̊ canes//<John Keynes>//Shekson relegatin shit rappers wif disgrace//showin dem their position is nau untenable//my elevation to the top is inexonerable//ridin so fast on my highway, NASCAR//unstoppably unleashing mayhem on dis slow riders, rascals//cuz he flew first class, nigga be feelin big yet//where my crew and I be navigatin I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a private jet// nigga be caught as a stowaway//tot he be headin to Denmark for a krone a day!//life be gettin tough for dis hater//he be movin from being a driver to bein a waiter// Wif those Ice I be goin Bleep wif dis nigga gal//dis nigga eye be red, yeh he gettin riled//damn I bleeped her so hard, she confessed wif her cunt so wide//b***h be callin •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ always for a pu**y ride//listen to my callertune and yu gonna hear her soundtrack//lollz, yu got a great chic, for dat, a pat in D̶̲̥̅̊ back |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: L Need Job In Lagos by Shekson(m): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
I need a job for Economics B.Sc. Stays at Ifako-Ijaiye |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Consolidated Breweries Test, LETS MEET HERE by Shekson(m): 9:00am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Live @ VGS. CONBREW dey fear ooooh. See security guards. The guy arm fit lift •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ easily. Dem be like wrestlers. Anywyz, guyz outsyde waiting. Batch B still outside. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Shekson(m): 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
The most silly one is my primary sch teacher that taught me 'Jangolova Epo Moto' during exercise periods. Am sure she didn't know the real wordings. Jz knew the real words last year. |
Family / Re: Toddler Walked-Out Of Nursery To Her Home After Door Was Left Open by Shekson(m): 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Incredulous. |
TV/Movies / Re: List Of, The Most Watched Seasonal Film Ever In Nigeria.... by Shekson(m): 2:07pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Pls add suits to dat list. REVENGE is also hot ryte nau. Prefer animated movies like avatar, boondock saints and NARUTO to those Asian series. Comedy series like Big Bang, Joey, Two and a half men are must watch too. So hilarious |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Shekson(m): 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Downloaded the yungsix diss by blaqbone. Its good. Blive the dope netcees av been readin on dis forum can cook up beta. want diss from emcees and not netcees. Keep postin the track news here and amma keep downloadin |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Shekson(m): 3:42pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
Respect to all dope bangers on dis page av read so far. Yu guyz are D̶̲̥̅̊ bomb. am a newbie. Got dis lines I want yu all to crit 4 •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€. Here to give dis garrulous shit spittin rapper his nairaland ZIP code// niccur, yu still feelin bold//like blackberry, to gerrit, yur brain is a lil bit too slow// •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ b phuckin ye wife, yu be masturbatin I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ gent,// yu dead man walkin alive, jz to envy my value like brent//claimin tha throne, tryna JFK, joinin forces wif D̶̲̥̅̊ kings// blessed by D̶̲̥̅̊ pioneers, •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ MLK makin movements I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ line wif D̶̲̥̅̊ kings// am new, wif my shit trending, the ops are skyrocketing// yu old, WAS dope, nau yur popularity fast dwindlin Damn got the nigga I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fear, mon rifles are on auto// punches on dis nigga, wanna throw I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the towel// oh shit, damn, coach didn't bring Ι̥τ̲̅ to D̶̲̥̅̊ battle// damn, his chic be pleadin wif her cunt// please. Please, Stallion, wen are yu gonna come//still on Ι̥τ̲̅, like kenny, put yur man on Dawg leash//<<Kenny Dalglish>>// he tinks he's got bars, whip, he jz bein barking |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Shekson(m): 12:56pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
S/O and respect to ya all. Yu all dope hitters mehn. I hail and respect again. New to dis thread. Need the FB page to follow. Can yu pls give •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ the page name? |
Religion / Re: How Will The World End? by Shekson(m): 12:05pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
Wat happens to stars can't be generalized into deducing what happens to the sun. Have yu ever heard of 'suns'? The sun is one wif a different configuration from the stars. While stars die, the sun liveth. Yu dnt use mass and diameter to similarize the stars and the sun. Different configurations!!! |
Romance / Re: 15 Minutes To My Wedding by Shekson(m): 11:22am On Sep 05, 2013 |
@lynpetra no go kill •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ wif laff oooh. Howeva, as a sharp guy, •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ no go tell my wife-to-be about the full fee of the contract ooo , because na on top the altar she go don dey spend the money sef. Na there, she go don dey dream of Paris and Dubai, she go dey make promises sef give her family |
Romance / Re: Is It Right 2 Have Sex With A Married Woman?? by Shekson(m): 11:12am On Sep 05, 2013 |
MAGUN - Thunderbolt MAGUN - Thunderbolt MAGUN - Thunderbolt!!!! My guy, the moment yu step I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊, yur hell starts on earth. Believe •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ yu |
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Reject Sex-mate After Love-making? by Shekson(m): 11:08am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Abbey2sam: Imagine what young minds are thinking,Lollzzz. Nigerian films. Lwkmd. Nollywood on nairaland |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Sends Missile Cruiser To Eastern Mediterranean by Shekson(m): 10:08pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
ETT. Anoda action film. See battleships mehn!!!!!!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Shekson(m): 9:48pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
As NLders wld say,,,,,,,,,,,,,END TYME T*** |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News!! U.S Congress Approves Strike On Syria!! by Shekson(m): 9:34pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Still a sub-committee report. The major meeting is next week. But if this holds next week, wat next? WW3 for sure. As NLders wl say, END TYME TINZ |
Health / Re: Chinese Woman's bosom Implant Explodes After 4-hours Game Session by Shekson(m): 9:19pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
begwong: what do u expect from a made in china artificial bom-bom?Is bosom 'bom-bom' or br ε̲̣̣̣̥ ast |
Romance / Re: Ladies:: Drop The Qualities You Want From A Man!! by Shekson(m): 3:15pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
sanb: Good character – One who has a kind heart along with confidence, one who I can trust and has my best interest at heart, not arrogant, rude or egocentric;CV here to be submitted as I meet all requirements. Wen is D̶̲̥̅̊ interview? |
Romance / Re: Ladies:: Drop The Qualities You Want From A Man!! by Shekson(m): 3:13pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
bettyaliu: I want a man that is competent, fun loving, wit huge sense of humor, cute, romantic, caring, discipline, happy always, a man who support my career, an honest man, a man who is goal oriented and has a sense of direction, humble, gentle, loving, presentable, someone l can hold an intelligent conversation with, he must be verse, a man who l cn see the world in his eyes, a man who makes me better, a man he see me more than just a sexy girl or sex object but someone worth keeping and being wit, a man who cn stick to one girl, a man l cn lean on when am in distress, a man who doesn't boast of his achievement, a man who dnt exchange obnoxious words with a girl, a guy who respect women, a man who is nt judging and insecure, a man who is nt egocentric and self centered, a man who is willin to take responsibility for he's actions, a man he is open to change, a man who is loved and respected by ppl around, a man who have aura and charisma, a man who is forgivin, a man who is nt abusive, a man who sees me as his best friend, above all a man who loves himself and doesn't think less of people and love God and is naturally kind. I better stop here no one is perfect however some guys really need to possess few of this qualities in order for them to get the attention of an intelligent girl with self worth. Also a real man mustn't use abusive words on ladies its so gross treat them as though they are ur sisters thats the difference btw a man and a boi.lncase ur are wondering how one man can possess all dis quality my boo has them all am ready to catch a grenade for him and give him the world if it were at my finger tips. For some ladies who think all guys are jerks its all fallacy just because u've bin meetin d wrong set of guys doesn't mean all guys are the same, some are heaven sent and its high time everyone start workin on their peosonal flaws nstead of looking for qualities u ursef dnt possess. No one can really make u happy true happiness lies frm within, ppl can only compliment ur personality.Lollz. No wonda Jesus was single. All these 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Warships Moves Into Red Sea Closer To Syria by Shekson(m): 10:35am On Sep 03, 2013 |
Fantacy1: Let Peace reign and God Bless and keep America stronger 4 dis selfless Peace keeping of d intire globe....Jz like D̶̲̥̅̊ peace kept @ Iraq and Afghanistan? 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Warships Moves Into Red Sea Closer To Syria by Shekson(m): 10:33am On Sep 03, 2013 |
mascot87:I laff at yur US side of D̶̲̥̅̊ story. You speak as if yu are addressing the US congress. Like only the US knows wat crime against humanity is. Bro, yu know nofin about the US. Ask yursef why the US closest allies (the UK) had to vote no. Dnt they also know wat crime against humanity is? The backdrop of their attack I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Iraq still haunts them. US also claimed crime against humanity @ Iraq. Wats D̶̲̥̅̊ consequence? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martin Flaunts His 'state Of The Art' Cars And Houses by Shekson(m): 9:00pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Cold blooded: Who says "Money can't buy happiness"?Lmao. Mr broda, Ι̥τ̲̅ can only worsen it |
Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane Finally Gets To See His Mum For The First Time In 10 Years (photo) by Shekson(m): 8:56pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Who says he cldnt have afforded a US trip b4? |
Politics / Re: Coffin Dealer Feigns Kidnap, Demands Ransom From Brother by Shekson(m): 8:36pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
He is an entrepreneur for God's sake. He is a hustler. He is a coffin dealer. You jz can't keep praying for a boom I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the coffin market, who can? Evry1 prays for his biz. Hau wld he pray for his Some1 shld give •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ an appropriate prayer point |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by Shekson(m): 6:16pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
ajf: So, so many chelsea haters love our own Juan Mata but sorry we are not selling so mess OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lmao. Yu beta die than commit suicide. Mata is going, going, going ............... Yu sabi buy Willian and yu no wan sell |
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