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Misplaced priority

lil jboy: This morning, Akpos'
Landlord was
complaining that Eazy
had impregnated his
daughter. . As Akpos
over-heard the landlord
shouting, he came out
of his apartment and
asked the landlord.
AKPOS: Landlord, what
has Eazy done this
time?.
LANDLORD: Eazy got the
mind to impregnate my
only daughter.
AKPOS: Oga landlord, are
you sure of what you
are saying?
LANDLORD: Yes, this
morning I saw my
daughter vomiting,
when I noticed that she
is pregnant, I asked her
who impregnated her
and she said that Eazy
is responsible.
AKPOS: Abomination!
Eazy is a fool. Oga
landlord since I have
been sleeping with your
wife, have
you got any report that
I have impregnated her?
###What do you think
happened to Akpos?

Lmao. If I was D̶̲̥̅̊ landlord, Akpors is a 'dead' man walking

*in Omawunmi's voice* if yu ask me, na who I go ask? The mata wey yu see so, ε̲̣̣̣̥ tey wey ε̲̣̣̣̥ start
. No be •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ go talk am, ε̲̣̣̣̥ heavy for mouth.

9ineGames: are you based in lagos?

Nope. Buht I can come to Lagos. Where @ Lag?

I need FM13 dat doesn't crash. Pls help

Dnt blive dis s**t. hau cld he not have lost consciousness Photoshop tinzzzz

Golden Dr.:
send your resume to schoolrecruitment2013@gmail.com

Have sent it. Thanks.

Mehn rappers be dropping bars, ε̲̣̣̣̥ no funny.
lollzDid I jz hear a wackster say he is D̶̲̥̅̊ best rapper?//tracks full of spits makin auds be seekin wiper//
N***a be full of shit, needs a change of diaper//rap -nation, niccur so minority, Tapa//talkin gibberish feelin like he sha-rap//shut and watch •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ unleash dis WMDs from my bar-rack//being so underground till dis niccur sent in the sewage//yu dnt wanna test a G rising from the steam age//where D̶̲̥̅̊ John @, lemme school him wif D̶̲̥̅̊ canes//<John Keynes>//Shekson relegatin shit rappers wif disgrace//showin dem their position is nau untenable//my elevation to the top is inexonerable//ridin so fast on my highway, NASCAR//unstoppably unleashing mayhem on dis slow riders, rascals//cuz he flew first class, nigga be feelin big yet//where my crew and I be navigatin I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a private jet// nigga be caught as a stowaway//tot he be headin to Denmark for a krone a day!//life be gettin tough for dis hater//he be movin from being a driver to bein a waiter//
Wif those Ice I be goin Bleep wif dis nigga gal//dis nigga eye be red, yeh he gettin riled//damn I bleeped her so hard, she confessed wif her cunt so wide//b***h be callin •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ always for a pu**y ride//listen to my callertune and yu gonna hear her soundtrack//lollz, yu got a great chic, for dat, a pat in D̶̲̥̅̊ back

I need a job for Economics B.Sc. Stays at Ifako-Ijaiye

Live @ VGS. CONBREW dey fear ooooh. See security guards. The guy arm fit lift •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ easily. Dem be like wrestlers.
Anywyz, guyz outsyde waiting. Batch B still outside.

The most silly one is my primary sch teacher that taught me 'Jangolova Epo Moto' during exercise periods. Am sure she didn't know the real wordings. Jz knew the real words last year.

Incredulous.

Pls add suits to dat list. REVENGE is also hot ryte nau. Prefer animated movies like avatar, boondock saints and NARUTO to those Asian series. Comedy series like Big Bang, Joey, Two and a half men are must watch too. So hilarious

Downloaded the yungsix diss by blaqbone. Its good. Blive the dope netcees av been readin on dis forum can cook up beta. want diss from emcees and not netcees. Keep postin the track news here and amma keep downloadin

Respect to all dope bangers on dis page av read so far. Yu guyz are D̶̲̥̅̊ bomb. am a newbie. Got dis lines I want yu all to crit 4 •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€.
Here to give dis garrulous shit spittin rapper his nairaland ZIP code// niccur, yu still feelin bold//like blackberry, to gerrit, yur brain is a lil bit too slow// •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ b phuckin ye wife, yu be masturbatin I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ gent,// yu dead man walkin alive, jz to envy my value like brent//claimin tha throne, tryna JFK, joinin forces wif D̶̲̥̅̊ kings// blessed by D̶̲̥̅̊ pioneers, •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ MLK makin movements I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ line wif D̶̲̥̅̊ kings// am new, wif my shit trending, the ops are skyrocketing// yu old, WAS dope, nau yur popularity fast dwindlin
Damn got the nigga I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fear, mon rifles are on auto// punches on dis nigga, wanna throw I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the towel// oh shit, damn, coach didn't bring Ι̥τ̲̅ to D̶̲̥̅̊ battle// damn, his chic be pleadin wif her cunt// please. Please, Stallion, wen are yu gonna come//still on Ι̥τ̲̅, like kenny, put yur man on Dawg leash//<<Kenny Dalglish>>// he tinks he's got bars, whip, he jz bein barking

S/O and respect to ya all. Yu all dope hitters mehn. I hail and respect again. New to dis thread. Need the FB page to follow. Can yu pls give •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ the page name?

Wat happens to stars can't be generalized into deducing what happens to the sun. Have yu ever heard of 'suns'? The sun is one wif a different configuration from the stars. While stars die, the sun liveth. Yu dnt use mass and diameter to similarize the stars and the sun. Different configurations!!!

@lynpetra no go kill •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ wif laff oooh. Howeva, as a sharp guy, •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ no go tell my wife-to-be about the full fee of the contract ooo
, because na on top the altar she go don dey spend the money sef. Na there, she go don dey dream of Paris and Dubai, she go dey make promises sef give her family

MAGUN - Thunderbolt
MAGUN - Thunderbolt
MAGUN - Thunderbolt!!!!
My guy, the moment yu step I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊, yur hell starts on earth. Believe •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ yu

Abbey2sam: Imagine what young minds are thinking,
I pity the future of nigeria..........

The girl only used and dump you @op.....
Nothing else.........

Your sperm is not in any bottle............
Don't allow some nairalander play with your mind.......................

But what were you thinking having sex with a total stranger?.................


You'd all agrEe with that this are some of the signs of "End Time"

Peace

Lollzzz. Nigerian films. Lwkmd. Nollywood on nairaland

ETT.
Anoda action film. See battleships mehn!!!!!!!!

As NLders wld say,,,,,,,,,,,,,END TYME T***

Still a sub-committee report. The major meeting is next week. But if this holds next week, wat next? WW3 for sure.
As NLders wl say, END TYME TINZ

begwong: what do u expect from a made in china artificial bom-bom?

Is bosom 'bom-bom' or br ε̲̣̣̣̥ ast

sanb: Good character – One who has a kind heart along with confidence, one who I can trust and has my best interest at heart, not arrogant, rude or egocentric;

Good sense of humour – One who can engage me intellectually, respects himself and others, makes me smile; share my sorrow with me and wipe my tears away; and

Good attainable goals – Set attainable goals for himself and gets productive in achieving them; I’ll do my best as his spouse to help him achieve them.

CV here to be submitted as I meet all requirements. Wen is D̶̲̥̅̊ interview?

bettyaliu: I want a man that is competent, fun loving, wit huge sense of humor, cute, romantic, caring, discipline, happy always, a man who support my career, an honest man, a man who is goal oriented and has a sense of direction, humble, gentle, loving, presentable, someone l can hold an intelligent conversation with, he must be verse, a man who l cn see the world in his eyes, a man who makes me better, a man he see me more than just a sexy girl or sex object but someone worth keeping and being wit, a man who cn stick to one girl, a man l cn lean on when am in distress, a man who doesn't boast of his achievement, a man who dnt exchange obnoxious words with a girl, a guy who respect women, a man who is nt judging and insecure, a man who is nt egocentric and self centered, a man who is willin to take responsibility for he's actions, a man he is open to change, a man who is loved and respected by ppl around, a man who have aura and charisma, a man who is forgivin, a man who is nt abusive, a man who sees me as his best friend, above all a man who loves himself and doesn't think less of people and love God and is naturally kind. I better stop here no one is perfect however some guys really need to possess few of this qualities in order for them to get the attention of an intelligent girl with self worth. Also a real man mustn't use abusive words on ladies its so gross treat them as though they are ur sisters thats the difference btw a man and a boi.lncase ur are wondering how one man can possess all dis quality my boo has them all am ready to catch a grenade for him and give him the world if it were at my finger tips. For some ladies who think all guys are jerks its all fallacy just because u've bin meetin d wrong set of guys doesn't mean all guys are the same, some are heaven sent and its high time everyone start workin on their peosonal flaws nstead of looking for qualities u ursef dnt possess. No one can really make u happy true happiness lies frm within, ppl can only compliment ur personality.

Lollz. No wonda Jesus was single. All these

Fantacy1: Let Peace reign and God Bless and keep America stronger 4 dis selfless Peace keeping of d intire globe....

Jz like D̶̲̥̅̊ peace kept @ Iraq and Afghanistan?

mascot87: The same way they will interven in any country that it's government turns against it's own defenseless people by killing them in mass either using live ammunitions or chemical weapons.Assad as kill more than 100000+ innocent people in his country cos he has all the weaponry to do so.THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND HE HAS TO PAY FOR THIS.It's just a pity that innocent people will be killed during this face off but it wouldnt be as much has the number of people killed by Assad.And if Assad is left untouched,more people would still be killed which will be more than the number that would be killed if US intervens.

I laff at yur US side of D̶̲̥̅̊ story. You speak as if yu are addressing the US congress. Like only the US knows wat crime against humanity is. Bro, yu know nofin about the US. Ask yursef why the US closest allies (the UK) had to vote no. Dnt they also know wat crime against humanity is?
The backdrop of their attack I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Iraq still haunts them. US also claimed crime against humanity @ Iraq. Wats D̶̲̥̅̊ consequence?

Cold blooded: Who says "Money can't buy happiness"?







tell me...can poverty buy it?

Lmao. Mr broda, Ι̥τ̲̅ can only worsen it

Who says he cldnt have afforded a US trip b4?

He is an entrepreneur for God's sake. He is a hustler. He is a coffin dealer. You jz can't keep praying for a boom I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the coffin market, who can? Evry1 prays for his biz. Hau wld he pray for his Some1 shld give •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ an appropriate prayer point

ajf: So, so many chelsea haters love our own Juan Mata but sorry we are not selling so mess OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
........................... ..........................................
But Mourinho, biko, dakun, please don't sell Juan Mata. I use God take beg you, if you no want make God punish you. If you sell am, I fit commit suicide o!!!!!!!!!! Make i no kill myself na im remain *sobs*..........

Lmao. Yu beta die than commit suicide. Mata is going, going, going ............... Yu sabi buy Willian and yu no wan sell