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victorazy: Where was my father wen these ppl started?

ΰя son sef go talk am. Yu beta respect ΰя parents

Mercy in dat Ankara design lookis perfect wif her figure matching the colour to give the shape of a standing python

Just make sure she doesn't take a bottle along with her into the room. Ensure the room is bottle-free. The rest is ΰя history to write

Money wey don nta Anambra election

Pls don't ban Olamide oooh coz he is the voice of the street. Yu peeps aint street lads. Yu all sounding like get-inside kids.
A street lad who says Olamide shld be banned is an hypocrite. All his lyrics are street slangs, anthem and code.
As 4 Wizkid, dat lad had beta remove the 'kid' in dat name.
Timaya shld jz be given permanent life ban.
Jesse Jagz is still my best Naija artiste 4 his blend of lyrics. #Jagz Nation I rep.

In other news, Sociedad can't jz stop D̶̲̥̅̊ legend from scoring. Hat-trick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mourinho has neva lost any BPL match at home wif Chelsea (65 matches). Guess records will be broken someday. Will Ι̥τ̲̅ be 2day? Hope not, for the sake of my ticket

Chelshit wan spoil ticket dis weekend oooh. Wey I don calcu dis nairabet money. Chelshit na cow ooooh. Ahhhhhhh

alutacontinua: Cut it and use it to make pepper soup for him.

Lollz. I fear yu oooh. 2mao news headline: 'WIFE castrates HUZZY and cooks pepper soup wif his preek.'
So wat will yu as his wife be using as proxy?

Subom1: Only 1 way. Chop it off

Won't yu miss Ι̥τ̲̅ as his wife Or are yu going into menopause immediately?

Lwtmb. Solo vs Chilli. Una deserve one radio programme for family matters. I jz can't stop laffing.
Back to the curious preek, hau do yu solve Ι̥τ̲̅? I am waitin for the ansa. Then I will comment

I love NLders. One idiot here is saying human rights do not apply to mad people. Smh for yur naivety and ignorance. Using 'mad' as if Ι̥τ̲̅ is legally tenable.
All the defence counsel of Chime wld be claiming is psychological imbalance which has to be confirmed by an independent psychiatrist. Peeps be shouting 'mad' oer here as if the woman has been proven to be mentally unstable

GEJ has to his credit; an African nations cup and an U17 world cup.

playmode: [b][size=15pt]What you have displayed here is typical Negro thinking.I am talking about how Ghana has got their politics in order and you are speaking parables about someone who is jealous of you.Now let me ask you one question Mr na me love Nigeria pass.

Which kind of politicians do you wish Nigeria had? The Jonathan/Tinubu kind of politician or the type of politicians that sacked this Ghanaian deputy minister.Please don't dodge the question ,answer and the truth shall set you free.

Nigeria is not my father's house because i have cut all links with that sh_thole inhabited by natural born crooks .Just today GRE & TOEF has cancelled testing in Nigeria because of their crooked "na me get sense pass" lifestyle.Maybe you are proud to be a Nigerian ,i am not.In fact i rather be a Sudanese than be a Nigerian because Nigerians are regressive people.The Name Nigeria does not inspire anything but shame and that is the truth whether you chose to honestly admit it to yourself or not.I have traveled to many countries and the way Nigerians behave overseas (like rabid monkeys) is enough for one to distant his /herself from Nigeria.

Face it dude Nigeria is a dump and a failed nation inhabited by obnoxious and pompous people who believe they are more special than oxygen.The world can't be wrong about Nigeria.Nigerians lack the collective intellect to progress hence why everything in the country is upside or the extreme opposite of what obtains in normal civilizations.

The truth floats like a butterfly and stings like a BEE but it is the truth nonetheless.No amount of parables or adages will change that.
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Shut ΰя bleeping mouth. I repeat!!!shut ΰя bleeping bleeping mouth. Jz shut Ι̥τ̲̅. Who cares if yu change ΰя nationality? Na yur palaver.
Ghana has got their politics I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ order. Wats the population of Ghana? How many ethnic groups do they have? Hau many interest groups do they have? They have no bleeping excuse not to get their politics ryte. Hau many local governments? Hau many wards? Hau many political parties?
In short, they have no excuse.

playmode: [b][size=15pt]What you have displayed here is typical Negro thinking.I am talking about how Ghana has got their politics in order and you are speaking parables about someone who is jealous of you.Now let me ask you one question Mr na me love Nigeria pass.

Which kind of politicians do you wish Nigeria had? The Jonathan/Tinubu kind of politician or the type of politicians that sacked this Ghanaian deputy minister.Please don't dodge the question ,answer and the truth shall set you free.

Nigeria is not my father's house because i have cut all links with that sh_thole inhabited by natural born crooks .Just today GRE & TOEF has cancelled testing in Nigeria because of their crooked "na me get sense pass" lifestyle.Maybe you are proud to be a Nigerian ,i am not.In fact i rather be a Sudanese than be a Nigerian because Nigerians are regressive people.The Name Nigeria does not inspire anything but shame and that is the truth whether you chose to honestly admit it to yourself or not.I have traveled to many countries and the way Nigerians behave overseas (like rabid monkeys) is enough for one to distant his /herself from Nigeria.

Face it dude Nigeria is a dump and a failed nation inhabited by obnoxious and pompous people who believe they are more special than oxygen.The world can't be wrong about Nigeria.Nigerians lack the collective intellect to progress hence why everything in the country is upside or the extreme opposite of what obtains in normal civilizations.

The truth floats like a butterfly and stings like a BEE but it is the truth nonetheless.No amount of parables or adages will change that.
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Shut ΰя bleeping mouth. I repeat!!!shut ΰя bleeping bleeping mouth. Jz shut Ι̥τ̲̅. Who cares if yu change ΰя nationality? Na yur palaver.

God bless Naija
Youths!!! Pls stay out of vices. It affects not just you, buht everybody around you. Nau all Nigerians are being maltreated because of your actions. Message goes to all Naija youths engaged in vices in not just India, buht every country they might be.

Smellos!!! Quit the ranting and go and get 'Baddest Guy Ever Liveth' album.

Abeg make una free eGuerrilla and Aboki joor. Yu all don't have the full details of what led to him being assaulted and the aftermath of the assault. Yu are all jz being sentimental forming human rights activists. We havnt even fought those in our backyard, you are busy fighting for one at India whom you dont even know what he does over there. Anoda question arise as to 'why he was the only one assaulted'.

Abeg make una free eGuerrilla joor. Yu all don't have the full details of what led to him being assaulted and the aftermath of the assault. Yu are all jz being sentimental forming human rights activists. We havnt even fought those in our backyard, you are busy fighting for one at India whom you dont even know what he does over there. Anoda question arise as to 'why he was the only one assaulted'.

s3nn2x: This story get as e be. I feel for the governor. I am waiting for the backlash that this is going to cause. I am also waiting for the counter arguments.

Infact, I am tired of Stella Odua Story and in need of something new.

The question here should be, since she only sent the mail to her doctors, then how did media houses get that mail? There is a breach of doctor/patient confidentiality here.

Dats true, except she sent Ι̥τ̲̅ to a media house or blogger herself which I believe is plausible.

Foolish bloggers and lies

vicky85: Seven years after an unwanted pregnancy forced her to drop out of the University of Ilorin, Aishat Farooq emerges the best graduating student of the Bells University of Technology, Ota, Ogun State, reports Temitayo Famutimi

When Aishat Farooq gained admission into the University of Ilorin at 15, to study Zoology, little did she know that she was not going to be an alumnus of the institution. That was in 2003.

Although she wanted to continue her studies in the university, she became disillusioned and dropped out at 18.

“I hope my story will inspire at least one person to change his or her circumstance. I was pregnant at 18 and by 19 I was already a mother.
http://www.punchng.com/education/pregnant-at-18-best-graduating-student-at-25/

Still questions the mental maturity of a 15 year old. Why shld a 15 year old be given admission into the university? To me, the NUC and the Ministry of Education shld seek to revamp the educational curriculum, and set a minimum age for tertiary institutions. Also, parents shld look to develop the mental minds of these kids particularly if they seeking admission into "public" universities.

ZLUK: You diss me, my reply gets 10 of your bones dislocated//
Straight knock out, 10 years later, you won't even remember where your dick's-located//
I wish you have a sixth sense though cos all your bars seem not to make any//
If I sum it all up, all your bars aint worth one penny// -.......thats if they worth any

Dope

trillville: Debt to GDP ratio is not what international banks look at to know who to loan to. They look at a countries credit ratings, e.g. S & P. We are currently rated BB- which implies that we are considered NON INVESTMENT GRADE SPECULATIVE. whereas America with a high debt to GDP ratio is rated AAA, the best grade possible.

Correcting dat Non-Investment Grade. It is Speculative. And also to add, Debt to GDP ratio is under accounting factors considered by these rating agencies among other factors like Governance, cashflow, financial policy, e.t.c

Ijebulogic: Dangote has more debts than me but is the richest man in Africa. Your analysis is flawed sir because Debt to GDP ratio can not be analysed using a "balance sheet" approach. Many other factors need to be considered.

Meanwhile- when will Nigerians move away from this "tribe" mentality. Its the single largest cause of non-progress.

ΰя counter-analysis is worse. Yu neednt use dat yu and Dangote analogy. That is un-intelligent of yu.

Foolish blogger.
www.nairaland.com/1502711/photos-psquare-presidential-villa-port-harcourt

Bonaguy: So you saying they went to someone's house, take pictures and shared them on instagram? They are now kids right?

Y not? Is Ι̥τ̲̅ not celebrity PR stunt? Didn't they take pictures of demselves in a jet ,and made bloggers report Ι̥τ̲̅ as theirs?
Its definitely not their furniture. Yu don't dress dat way in yur hauz. Even wen they had soundcity comin over for clips of their cribs, they still dressed casually.
We aint gullible to blive Ι̥τ̲̅ is theirs.

ASUU oooooh. If not for ASUU strike, she wld be in skul, and dat incident might hav been prevented.

If I am allowed a vote, Ι̥τ̲̅ goes definitely to chocckid. Yu shld hav given •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ ΰя slot Keri.

Some NLders will surely keep failing Analogy test. Hau can yu liken a gratuity pay to a salary? Its absurd.
Gratuity - Salary *smh* where is the link
Taking a 100k outta 150k salary as a comparable analogy to the issue?!!! Dats disappointing.