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Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ China where rooms are jam-packed close to each other.
Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ China where the peeps all have striking resemblance in physique.
Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ China

I wonda hau many kids 2face wants b4 he retires. He is got a whole line of Idibias for a New sound of music movie

Wldnt doubt the silly news though. Kim is a hoe and Eja-nla is gud enuf to farm too

boron10: Somalia is a failed state. They need to be colonized. I wish Nigeria/Kenya/SA would combine effort and take over that country.

I laff in Somali. Like Nigeria aint a failed state. Or dnt yu have yur own militants?

Blive they shld learn to stick to where they hav a huge advantage: long distance. Their pitches don't even have the terrain good enuf for football.

Dnt rememba much abt Primary sch. Buh durin JS1 to Js3, my class rep was my girlfrnd. We were 2geda 4rm Js1A to Js3A. We didn't bother to change our class captain. My name had neva made the noise makers list even wif all my arguments in klass. I argue a lot. And my innocent face and brilliant result was enuf to defend me in front of D̶̲̥̅̊ teachers.

lakesguy: I see both of yhu Oº°˚˚°˚☺ ' I will tell!

Na yu dey call OP 'Mr Amebo' nau. Na evryfin yu see yu go talk

P-Square's Personally video has more youtube hits than all the videos enlisted above. Wonda wat criteria exempts dis video from being nominated.
Anywyz, my favorite twins need D̶̲̥̅̊ award not. The money speaks more.

Wat is the concluding story of dat pic? Did they eventually marry? Wat happened to their careers?

Omolola1: . Boda

yep dats ryt. Wat a long nyte of hearin boda. Whew

Lwhmd. Can't even imagine my gf callin Boda 2nyte. Wait. She is on NL. If yu are readin, call me Boda 2nyte joor

Chimeluv: VIDEOS - Head swell by iyanya, Alingo(uncensored version) by Psquare, Coupe decale by Minjin feat Iyanya, Goody bag by Dprince, Durosoke by Olamide, Gobe by Davido. MUSIC - Take banana by Dprince, Don't tell me nonsence by Dbanj, Flavour by Iyanya,

Coupe Decale remix. Iyanya shld hav jz made a video cameo rather than sing on dat track. Luved the Makossa rhythm though. Hav alwayz been a fan of Congo Makossa, even if I dnt undastand D̶̲̥̅̊ lyrics jz like SA Afrikain muziks

I swear 'Stupid luv' by Olamide. She carry front, she carry back. Wtf. And did yu guyz 4get Illbliss. Som1 pls tell Capital to find anoda rapper. Dat guy doesn't know hau to rap shit.
Skuki and D' Prince shld jz dnt bother to produce an album anymore.

Kudos to Brymo. Jz watched his 'Down' video. Luved it

Prices are overbloated jooor. Let dem show D̶̲̥̅̊ payment receipt

2pm also. Buh will like to know if its possible to re-schedule

ifycyril: whoelse got message for brief chat?

Jz got one also. Any idea as to what Ι̥τ̲̅ means?

iamliljozy: Aii
53 yrs with no impact,Bleep yesterday's celebration/
Kids at home,cos skools cancelled over deliberations/
Politicians are filled with incompetence and corruption/
The press get silenced for various allegations/
So here I am to speak the truth,my call of duty/
And I aint gonna stop till I die,or assassins are sent to kill me/
Our country used to be admired/
But these politicians have killed its beauty/
The truth is dead,our generation is bleeped/
Never opened the door when good leadership knocked/
Youths primed to attack like a gun that's been cocked/
War is imminent,the ship has sailed the door has been locked/

Those are good lines bro. Keep Ι̥τ̲̅ up.
Lemme drop mine. Gr8tst Uites

So bored wif dis ASUU season film//
Wld switch to 'Suits' with which I can reason with//
While GEJ be buildin more universities//
Existin ones be screaming for fundin and fees//
negotiations still on D̶̲̥̅̊ old charade//
Benin-Lagos-Abuja, ASUU exec be on parade//
well students be lookin for job or biz//
NANS jz bein barking like dawgs on a leash//
Bein hearin FG broke, is Ι̥τ̲̅ really dat fragile?// The hauz still be gettin paid I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fat piles//
Naija @ 53, wat we celebrating// A man or woman growing old and deteriorating// Growth equals poverty, Naija's most applicable theory// country is gettin no higher than one-storey!!// since 1960 foundation, no real architect to raise its height//leaders and rulers with no vision, history repeats its plights//Military and civilian shuffles, dark tunnel path, no light ahead//all the political ruffles, self-interest and corruption per head//Insecurity and poverty, families in agony//peace and unity? Naija in obvious irony//being showin D̶̲̥̅̊ negatives, lemme clean D̶̲̥̅̊ picture//I see a gr8 nation wif a bright future//I see a forthcomin revolution of change//Evrybody be tired of D̶̲̥̅̊ same old story, open a new page//who wields D̶̲̥̅̊ excalibur, we need an author(Arthur)//Who molds the Holy Grail, we need a sculptor//its all cries of where are the greens?//Honey, Money, dats D̶̲̥̅̊ tot of evryman on D̶̲̥̅̊ streets//
Murder, bombs, manslaughter, the actions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//Corruption, theft, kidnappings, professions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//See •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ on my laptop workin Maga must pay//a new career, am my boss, I choose my holiday//Politifians be usin our money for their tantrums//Godfathers be formin actors, Mark Tatum!!// The rich be celebrating independence, while some be still in dependence//yet one wonders, as Nigerians, wats D̶̲̥̅̊ relevance?

So bored wif dis ASUU season film//
Wld switch to 'Suits' with which I can reason with//
While GEJ be buildin more universities//
Existin ones be screaming for fundin and fees//
negotiations still on D̶̲̥̅̊ old charade//
Benin-Lagos-Abuja, ASUU exec be on parade//
well students be lookin for job or biz//
NANS jz bein barking like dawgs on a leash//
Bein hearin FG broke, is Ι̥τ̲̅ really dat fragile?// The hauz still be gettin paid I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fat piles// Naija @ 53, wat we celebrating// A man or woman growing old and deteriorating// Growth equals poverty, Naija's most applicable theory// country is gettin no higher than one-storey!!// since 1960 foundation, no real architect to raise its height//leaders and rulers with no vision, history repeats its plights//Military and civilian shuffles, dark tunnel path, no light ahead//all the political ruffles, self-interest and corruption per head//Insecurity and poverty, families I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ agony//peace and unity? Naija in obvious irony//being showin D̶̲̥̅̊ negatives, lemme clean D̶̲̥̅̊ picture//I see a gr8 nation wif a bright future//I see a forthcomin revolution of change//Evrybody be tired of D̶̲̥̅̊ same old story, open a new page//who wields D̶̲̥̅̊ excalibur, we need an author(Arthur)//Who molds the Holy Grail, we need a sculptor//its all cries of where are the greens?//Honey, Money, dats D̶̲̥̅̊ tot of evryman on D̶̲̥̅̊ streets//
Murder, bombs, manslaughter, the actions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//Corruption, theft, kidnappings, professions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//See •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ on my laptop workin Maga must pay//a new career, am my boss, I choose my holiday//Politifians be usin our money for their tantrums//Godfathers be formin actors, Mark Tatum!!// The rich be celebrating independence, while some be still in dependence//yet one wonders, as Nigerians, wats D̶̲̥̅̊ relevance?
Poverty and population rising, corruption turn anthem//Just like ASAP, Naija has got a big f**kin problem

felipemadero: no b comedy b dat or wat else do u fink dey re tryna portray?

Kid's comedy or Adult comedy? Coz last I checked, there is a difference btw both

Imagine!!! Wen there are kids dat shld be used for D̶̲̥̅̊ movies. See as Disney grooms kids for movie roles in their kids movies. Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nollywood will old peeps be used for kids role. wat will be hilarious in watching married adults perform kids role? It stinks of stupidity. Can't imagine watching it.

Dnt trust dis stats as the true picture of dis cities. Particularly cities like Mumbai and Rio. Mumbai: 9 out of 12

solum: Pls, did the individual presentation require powerpoint or excel?

Nope. Ι̥τ̲̅ didn't

Chec dis:

Aint no callin dis a diss song//for •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ and him, aint no competition//only competition is me, myself and I//still took first, second and last//cuz am D̶̲̥̅̊ only one in dis class//nigga be seekin entry, he cldnt pass//am a beast, nigga be questionin my origin//am I an Ε̲̣̣̣̥.T, or an hybrid of aborigines//nigga be runnin his mouth like he's oral fixated//be claiming number 1 on the pricks rating//
My rise to D̶̲̥̅̊ throne be fast like a comet//yu tryin to follow, I don't need yur comment//yu be goin down low al red ily, sunset//its time for rap rapture, damn I sounded D̶̲̥̅̊ trumpet//

Som1 tell dis shit his lines are so ancient// here to whip his ass to teach him patience//he be formin a partner I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ firm of made vets// got sweet wordings, buht takes •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ jz a day to Bleep yur g, yu wanna bet// yu are a bitch rhyming ass learner//socially disillusioned sic, who let yu outta D̶̲̥̅̊ penal// for a start, yu are so far below •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dis class// he be turnin his d**k to an Hand-rod, dat jz dqs yu from my league of Tecnocrats//<<Android, TECHNO>>//
N***a be stalkin, always checkin my collage//nigga seek schoolin, enrol I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ learner's college// I be whoopin dis nigga, and his gal, who screams louder?// they both be shoutin mercy!, like a Big Sean concert I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ California//
Nigga be shoutin hau life is bad daily// so pathetic, yu think yur wack puns help solve yur wailing?//here to spit mo fires, increasin D̶̲̥̅̊ pages of yur gory tale// nxt to see •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€, run and fear for yur sorry fate//
My bullet ridden verse be sendin dis niccur to hell//and amma phuck his G, givin dis niccur his rebirth// and amma bag-pack him up for sale// he aint got no value, any price will do, jz pay!!//
Dis aint a diss buh a reminder of hau much yu need a mentor// 4rm D̶̲̥̅̊ good syde, plead, and yu can learn a lot more//

Yu hav got a written test, one-on-one interview, group discussion and presentation of yur solutions to assigned tasks I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a scenario.
Evryfin took like 5 hrs sha.

ifycyril: assessment centres comprise of interviews,group presentation,an individual presentation....

how many hours do these take?

Hau and when did yu apply?

ibiali: thats the point @life style.....there more to BB other than d BBM......for me ,the fone is being under-utilized...

First clarify the kind of  and hau Ι̥τ̲̅ is being under-utilized? Dnt get dat part.

lekeontop: Please, who knows what the assessment will be about. Is it a test, interview or something else. Pls replies will be appreciated

Dunno abt Ι̥τ̲̅ also. Anyone to pls help

Got the text for Wed 25th. 2pm

Bro!!!!! For 5 yrs!!!! Yu no even dey substitutes bench nor reserves. Yu still dey her academy. Yu beta change club wif velocity. Go Fishing

Can't laff oooh. Easiest champions league grp.