₦airaland Forum

President Ade: .............They Formed "Human Shield".........Ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,buh none of them was shot,,,,............The Super Story z noh Complete yet........................Make dem tell us the part 2 jor............ ............."I knw sey na only Jet li dey see stray bullet + dodge am"

Yu underestimate their traditional power.

Only in AFRICA!!! Mama AFRICA has gone to bed. smhhhh

IMO; 'my' top 10 musicians of all time is selected based on hau I followed his/her works particularly evry album recorded.
In no particular order:
1) MJ
2) Usher
3) R Kelly
4) Eminem
5) Celine Dion
6) Westlife
7) Ebenezer Obey
Fela
9) Beyonce
10) Phil Collins

Its simple. Go and meet dem. Introduce ursef as the restaurant official. Ask dem to both write their numbers on a note as yu consider inviting dem to ΰя forthcoming restaurant anniversary party. So yu intend to send them invites in bulk sms.

Imaginatively funny

Only a woman complains about hau I use the toothpaste!!! 4rm my mum, to my sister, to my galfrnd and nau my wife.
Howeva, the beauty of Ι̥τ̲̅ is dat they are jz too necessary to one's life and success.
Problems in a relationship I believe is caused by both parties and are meant to be resolved by both.

le bien connu: ok, i advise you post the videos to clear your name. people are beginning to think that you are a pathological and pathetic liar. ayam not among them oo. if you post it, i promise i will watch it only once.
people are w8ing.

Lollz. Good advice for impression correction.
#Team w.a.i.t.i.n.g

VGT Demsid. Impressive

Like expending money on dat shld be the govt's priority abi. Rubbish!!! If they build an edifice worth millions, these same hypocrites will come running on nairaland to spit criticisms.
I am not a fan of GEJ, buh I believe edifying dat structure which reminds us of the selfish motivation of the british for unifying the two protectorates is a total waste of public funds.
We have got beta tins I wld like us to remind the government to spend funds on.

All iz well. I wldnt want to enter into any argument regardin individual choices. Though, I am averse to the idea, I absolutely respect individual choices.
As for those fasting, wld also want to add that fasting entails not only deprivation of food. Ι̥τ̲̅ also entails cleansing of one's soul, attitude, thoughts and actions. Yu shld endeavour to incorporate all these.
9gerians need an improved mentality. So dat these bad habits won't soil our fastings and prayers.

May the star of Nigeria shine brighter for generations to come.

emmanuelson20: Omg!!! No right to free speech because of Religion!!!

Guy in dis world, there is freedom OF speech. Freedom AFTER speech is just not guaranteed. Not even Amnesty International can guarantee you dat.
So please watch what you say wif yur mouth anywhere you are. It's an advice to all and sundry.

Lmaooo. Guy I don bcome ΰя fan

See peeps talking as if they know how demons think. 'Conquered territory' my foot. None of dem has ever seen, felt nor interacted wif a demon b4 oooh. I tot this is the 'Age of Enlightenment'. Dis generation isn't encouraging.
Demons ko, Da Vinci ni.

Mekanus: This mentality possessed by by most Africans and Nigerians in particular is why we never develop technologicaly. We prefer to carry the bible and quran around, waste our productive hours in church and mosque and yet we have nothing good to show off as the most religious nation on earth. People are busy using science and technology to make life better but Nigerians are busy carrying a book full of lies.

My broda, well said. Howeva, I wld want to correct the notion dat the Bible and Quran are full of lies. Ι̥τ̲̅'s our interpretation and vague understanding dat are full of lies.

Leila Lopes!!! anyday anytyme anywhere anyhow

R.I.P dear mother.
Heart out to the gifted 'Thunderstorm'

Did I see 'Damoche' there Wetin Damoche dey find for there? Not authentic a list

CARO jz had to displace Tania. Wldnt blame the guy. He made his choice after sampling both, and picked CARO.
For him to hav compared CARO to a Ferrari! says a lot

Phero is definitely an underrated rapper.
Regarding J.Cole vs K Dot, I will definitely pick J Cole over Kendrick. For Jay Z to have been impressed wif J. Cole shows his mantle.
IMO, I prefer J.Cole.

The independence of African countries is far greater than South Africa's apartheid. The influence of Nkrumah on the latter is highly worthy of note.
IMO, Kwame Nkrumah is the greatest African ever.

The much publicised memorial service ladened wif a 'fake' interpreter and a 'flirting' US President.
Nelson's longevity gave him dis fame. If great 'non-violent' activists like 'Steve Bikko' among others also had the luxury of longevity, I doubt the 'greatness' element will still be attached to the violent activist.

Lemme pierce dis wackster as he drowns I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the sea of monsters//dissecting his flesh for D̶̲̥̅̊ mariners and lobsters//niccur be formin strong headin his son (EDINSON), my goons arrive and his car vanish (CAVANI)//spraying moi bullets on him, am so lavish//
No noise, silently reply dis dickhead//yu drop ΰя best bars Sat or Sunday, yu still a weak end// yu recyclin bars from lyrics against this kickass// beta stic to yur obsequity, u jz hav to kiss-ass//glocks all here to turn dis walker to Paul//fast he runs to his co-walker, Johnnie, an alcohol//<Paul walker and Johnnie walker>
Hey niccur, yu becomin a pest//i read to learn wordplays on ffr 4rm the vets//yu droppin shiits we tired of havin to flush//we on procession calls, niccur jz bow and watch//
A word is enuf for the wise, several have to be sent to dis fool//is it till yu get kicked by the karate bars of this Chinese crested Sifu// am here as his prophet of doom and boom//my bars high as the iroko wif D̶̲̥̅̊ niccur growin @ d base like a mushroom
Rapvestors lookin for the lyrical asset to invest in//Shek so highly rated on the bar wif a triple A, dis hater, a gay he is, cld only get the D

Oh Lawd of Mercy!!!!!! Dis bside me in my car, and I swear amma be running the RED light!!!

Lollz. Why shld I care abt the dog? I can look @ dat pic million times and still not glance @ the dog driving

Lilimax: Why this period !

Is there any month dat is good for retrenchment? Whether Jan, feb, Apr, Jun, Sept or Dec, sack is sack. No good period to be retrenched.

Is it Acer, Sony Vaio or Hp?

RedBenson: This early mo mo? are u that jobless?

Are yu also not jobless? *smiles*

I wld say T-Billz and Elejo 4rm their relationship have had long standing issues that are unresolved. That alleged reason of havin to smash the camera because of unallowed snaps is bulls**t. They have not told us wat their problem is.
As such, I wldnt comment on the mata yet jz as Sound Sultan didn't.

youngprofdguru: I tot it was only me dat watched it dat day, n thank God dey ban him Co's dat boi really dey mental.....
#Wearing on pants on stage dat human isn't normal.....

Those wey pay go watch the show, and still dey hail am nko Dem normal

ifyalways: I find it quite difficult to believe that one could afford USD 2000 for a pilgrimage trip and still be tripping for a common orange or whatever juice.

So much emphasis on white,food and inconsequential stuff in the write up. Na wao.

Best comment I hav read so far. And some bloody idioots here are calling them animals. For some1 to be able to afford that trip, wat kinda juice won't he/she be able to afford?
Kinda degrading and humiliating news PM is reporting. Wldnt blame dem. Wld blame all those dat are turning themselves into ridicule because of the unnecessary pilgrimage. Wonda wat part of the bible emphasizes d pilgrimage

ifyalways: I find it quite difficult to believe that one could afford USD 2000 for a pilgrimage trip and still be tripping for a common orange or whatever juice.

So much emphasis on white,food and inconsequential stuff in the write up. Na wao.

Best comment I hav read so far. And some bloody idioots here are calling them animals. For some1 to be able to afford that trip, wat kinda juice won't he/she be able to afford?
Kinda degrading and humiliating news PM is reporting. Wldnt blame dem. Wld blame all those dat are turning themselves into ridicule because of the unnecessary pilgrimage. Wonda wat part of the bible emphasized d pilgrimage