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Business › Re: Sterling Bank Contributes N250m To Private Sector Coalition Against COVID-19 by Shellsploit: 5:07pm On Mar 27, 2020

That's a scam.

Crime › Re: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by Shellsploit: 4:57pm On Mar 27, 2020

Amazing murder!

PM news sef sad

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Car Talk › Re: Has Any One Ever Purchased A Vehicle From Owode Market? Share Your Experience by Shellsploit: 8:42am On Mar 27, 2020

TPound:
please stay safe.
coronavirus is deadly...avoid going out much and if you have nothing important doing outside, please stay at home.

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How far with the request i made on WhatsApp for Nissan Quest pictures

Nairaland General › Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by Shellsploit: 10:48am On Mar 26, 2020

Lalasticlala tesumole sad

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Celebrities › Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by Shellsploit: 9:29am On Mar 26, 2020

Cheapest vibrator is ur phones vibrator wink

The sound be like chaoba clipper sad

Lalasticlala sef!

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Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Cautions Pastors As Coronavirus Cases In Nigeria Increases by Shellsploit: 8:56am On Mar 26, 2020

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Shellsploit: 8:53am On Mar 26, 2020

NaijadrivaCars:
Anyi ma onye IBU

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Shellsploit: 8:50am On Mar 26, 2020

NaijadrivaCars:
Amuatulu nwanne

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Shellsploit: 8:44am On Mar 26, 2020

Amazing 50million Naira donation!
Mbuhari wont be happy with this development sad

Me and my fellow nairalanders patiently waiting for credit alert!

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Shellsploit: 10:36pm On Mar 25, 2020

AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Scarcity Of Protective Tools Hits Lagos Hospitals by Shellsploit: 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2020

This country sef!
Abeg Who get hand sanitiser make i use am do soapy lipsrsealed

Jack ma sef

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Health › Re: Mc Oluomo Embarks On Coronavirus Awareness In Garage by Shellsploit: 7:05pm On Mar 25, 2020

Mc oluomo sef!

Travel › Re: Inspection Of Passengers’ Manifests At Onitsha Head-Bridge (Photos) by Shellsploit: 6:53pm On Mar 25, 2020

cybriz82:
.stop n feed d fingerling indeed.. U no evn sabi lie.

Take it or leave it bro.

Events › Re: COVID-19: To Couples Preparing To Get Married In March And April 2020 by Shellsploit: 6:43pm On Mar 25, 2020

GREATESTPIANIST:
u are a thief!!!! As u rejoice eating ppl hard earned money, may they also eat up ur hard earned money and virtues too Amen!!!!!

Ur left auricle!

Health › Re: I Have Serious Fever Since Morning by Shellsploit: 3:13pm On Mar 25, 2020

Health › Re: How Much Do They Sell Face Mask And Hand Sanitizer In Your Area? by Shellsploit: 3:06pm On Mar 25, 2020*

dukeprince50:
how much is it in ur area?

Let me ask Lalasticlala lipsrsealed

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Events › Re: COVID-19: To Couples Preparing To Get Married In March And April 2020 by Shellsploit: 2:51pm On Mar 25, 2020*

My friends client paid him150k part payment for there wedding cinematography schedule this Saturday. And the agreement states that any deposit made shall be forfeited once there's a change of date. Me sha don collect 50k use am go flex for Nairaland ashewo thread.

grin

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Health › Re: How Much Do They Sell Face Mask And Hand Sanitizer In Your Area? by Shellsploit: 2:50pm On Mar 25, 2020*

Corona virus sef embarassed

Thank God for ventolin inhaler

Where's Lalasticlala sef.

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Politics › Re: See How Many Ventilators Nigeria Would Have Had If NASS Renovation Money Is Used by Shellsploit: 2:48pm On Mar 25, 2020

coolcharm:
Let them go and use their cars as ventilators now na.

Useless mofos

Chai!

Food › Re: Panic Buying At Daleko Market, Isolo Rd, Mushin Lagos by Shellsploit: 2:16pm On Mar 25, 2020

Me wan go hoard 300 litres of fuel aleady!

Travel › Re: Inspection Of Passengers’ Manifests At Onitsha Head-Bridge (Photos) by Shellsploit: 1:25pm On Mar 25, 2020*

Davash222:
That should send that Libra Bus back to Lagos. That company can carry load ee. Coronavirus fit hide inside those loads..

Lol... Make dem check Okeyson transports well. That was how they included fingerlings inside 2 25lts gallon with passengers included in one of the trips i boarded from lagos to Imo state. Every 2 hours the driver had to stop and feed the fingerlings.

See GIG manifest shocked

Okeyson transport manifest be like Oshodi receipt!

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Health › Re: #coronavirus: See How Much Each Breathing Machine ICU Ventilator Costs by Shellsploit: 11:21am On Mar 25, 2020

slimfit1:
Ok what about the Aba one google it let us see.

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Romance › Re: Is It Right To Stay In His Apartment For 3 Weeks? by Shellsploit: 11:17am On Mar 25, 2020*

You have our blessings!
May the peace of the Lord be with you.. lipsrsealed

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Science/Technology › Re: See The Giant 7 Metre Shark Caught In My City Today (photos) by Shellsploit: 11:12am On Mar 25, 2020

CollinsWeGlobe:
Today, na my first time to see a live shark

Below the 2 fishes, I caught myself in the Mediterranean sea

I sold 1 for 95 euro and I use the other wan cook

Happy quarantine my people, uncle Corona don spoil all my travel plans this year.

There’s currently no vaccine to prevent coronavirus disease (COVID-19). I urge you all to wash your hands regularly for 20 seconds, with soap and water or alcohol-based hand rub.

Protect yourself

Abeg u fit way waybill the gills