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NwaAmaikpe:




As a young father with a hyper excessive libido, I almost smothered my 2weeks old son because he kept competing with me for boobs I paid brideprice on.
I couldn't take it, so we weaned him at 3 weeks and banished him to formula.

Anyone who has sucked fresh breast milk knows it has the sweetest tang, I've never tried it with garri, I only use it for custard.

Timiblanko:
[s]you call that scam until they kill her abi?

Let's be sensitive[/s]

NwaAmaikpe:




It is an incomplete appointment till we see the Office of the Wife of the Chancellor.

Dame Patience can not be sidelined like that.
No, we won't take it.

Haakeem:

More pictures pls
More pictures pls

handsomeyinka:
He still dey lastma office..
They seize him car this morning

SecretReporter:
Fat Scam

NwaAmaikpe:




There's nothing to worry about. It is a psychologically-triggered erectile dysfunction.

You get nervous with sluts or new conquests; maybe from a fright of contracting diseases or a concern over your performance.
That's why it seems your preek is only comfortable in familiar territories.

You are not alone in this, a lot of us sex veterans have gone through worse, but we overcame.

When next you're with a new girl, just let go.
Insert your preek and thrust like an angry praying mantis.
Just like salvation, reaching orgasm is a personal race. Do not let anyone deceive you into thinking that it is your job to make them cum.

God created humans to be able to make themselves cum and that's why our hands are long enough to touch our genitals.

So if you cum under a minute, better for you. If it takes you shorter to arrive at Paradise, why then bother about the other person who will rather have you toil endlessly?

As for STDs, fret not; something must kill a man.

NwaAmaikpe:





With that ankle chain, skimpy gown and slutty pose, your father must have had a great foresight to disown you then.

Onyi22:
She dy risk her life because of one yeye song way no go sell

NwaAmaikpe:




Just tell us that you rarely have active data subscription on your devices.

Sniper4real:
Boss, if pay they. I no mind oh

Timagex:
You are a morgue photography specialist?