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Is that thing not a bed sheet?

ileobatojo: I really like this kid!!

He is a superb kid believe me
Has brought us so much joy
Very brilliant and quite mature for his age
To think that I cried my eyes out when I found out I was pregnant with him
I thought I was done with child bearing but he showed up
I am glad he is in our lives

moca: I still don't get why some don't test drive
If on d d-day his thing look like palm nut and is facing left or right, what will one do?
No divorce, abi na to endure dey go?
Straight ticket to cheating

Shebi men said its not good eating one particular soup all d time but I tell them, its worst when a man can't satisfy his wife,hv mkpuru aki prik and copuled with one facing 45 degree C.

Shegee!
How person go do that one?
Na serious born again be that o!
Every day fasting and prayer

Or d thing no fit last more than 30s and all d akamu don pour be that

U see, men has more problem more than ladies but still yet ladies endure to make marriage work yet guys with incomplete prik won't just respect themselves.

Infact these days, ladies can do lots of body enhancement surgery
But for guys, no way!
Abi, dudes, una dey do prik surgery?

Ihe dara ada adago, no mekwatalism!
If I hear eh

Reads like what I would write
Hahahahaha

Even if you don't test drive and don't see it korokoro as per children of God
make sure to feel it with both hands and gauge the length and circumference and make sure it can stand at attention.
Let persin no buy bad market

Well he came home and said a friend said it was strange
Another said it was cool
The teacher looked at his feet and asked what happened and he told her he just wanted to do that for today.
Most importantly he enjoyed it and that's all that matters

Monday he will be back to being proper

We are still at the level of queuing for aregbe rice

Mediterranean veggie wrap for lunch

mikedaniel76gmailcom: Thanks a lot, needin ur prayers too.

Father in heaven I pray for your grace and favor on this young man
Make him stand out to be highly favored in this interview
Like the 3 Hebrew boys and Daniel,let his case be exceptional
I pray that you step him and grant him his hearts desire and let the glory be your O God
Through Jesus we pray
Amen

tpia1: Site admin

Please move babyosisi's fictitious ramblings about (her?) personal life to diary section.


Thanks.

I prophesy by the power of God,this time next year, a husband must locate you and take you off the market
Your cries have reached heaven and there is a shifting in the atmosphere
Somebody shout husband!
That prince may come from Burkina Faso ,from Chad or Niger republic
Even if he will be from Equatorial Guinea, I call him forth by fire and thunder
Tpia,these 12 months shall not pass you by in the mighty name of Jesus
Your years of spinster hood is over my sister
Receive it
Receive it
tpia ,Receive it this minute
And all the people sayyyyyyyyyy


Aaaaaaaaaaaaamen!

rokiatu: All her pics at the same spot

Same sort of shoes too diff colors

Chillisauce: lol. You dont have to be strict always though. Sometimes let them have their way. But this one ehn, better find a good excuse cos you will sure need it.

Goodluck

His words

How could you?
This is so irresponsible?
There is no activity at the school and you allowed this?
I will sound him a warning,I must see him every morning before he leaves
The teacher would be wondering how a kid who dresses so well would come in with different shoes
This is simply not acceptable

Then the bobo was heading to the garage

I said Haba
You no go kiss me good bye ,because of ordinary shoe?

Then he came back and smooches

End of story

I guess he knows already his wife can be silly
If the older two turned out right this one will also

I can be very strict too and he will be the one trying to mellow it down
God help us

May the kids from our loins grow in Grace ,do us proud and excel beyond measure above their peers and soar to heights in Jesus name
Amen!

Chai
The man has blasted me
My own is finished

Chillisauce: Its dried ham.

If you follow the rate the kids are going, they will end up turning the world upside down having their way always

Anyone who let's kids have their way always is an unfit parent
Kids need structure ,no one argues with that
When he gets to Harvard I will tell you


Let me tell my hubby now about the shoe and hear what he says

Pray for me

freecocoa: Excuse me please, I don't know how you read my posts but it seems like you just want everyone to be okay with your decision.

You asked the question, I gave my answer, you quote me, I reply, you kept going on and I said "okay" you still quote and ask me another question, I reply and suddenly I'm the angry one?

My dear, you have to understand that in this life, not everyone will agree with you, there's something called 'agreeing to disagree' not taking your line of thought doesn't mean I'm angry, it just means we see things differently. You are the one trying so hard to justify(cant find a better word sorry) allowing your kid dress the way he wants, now that's not my business, I didn't judge you, just told you it's a no for my kids, now why make it a big deal? Hian.

Hmm

mikedaniel76gmailcom: Pls nairalanders, kindly analyse my dress sense for tomoro's interview with mtn.
Ur constructive criticisms are welcomed.

You look good and professional
I hope you get hired
Don't mind the haters
Hold your head up high,speak with confidence,speak audibly,look people in the eyes when you speak and sell yourself.

Chillisauce: eh, this one is child abuse o. Reminds me of one homeless man i saw once, diff sneakers and socks.

I hope your boy will sue you when he is bigger

at topic, i have given jambon for dinner, vomited few hours later, and i felt so bad afterwards.

Abi o
For my irresponsibility Hahahahaha
Maybe I should wear them three piece suit and give them briefcase to look professional in school

What is jambon biko

freecocoa: Madam, I already said "it's okay" but I'll answer you anyways.

Now remember you said he asked, not that it was a school activity, I don't understand why anyone would ask kids to dress in a wacky way or have a crazy hairstyle on but I won't allow such for my kids, the pajamas I may allow.

Whoa whoa whoa!!!

Gosh!!
You are sounding very angry and upset
You can actually pass on this thread ,you know
As you can see it is not a serious topic worth bursting a vein over
Jeez!

Till today my older ones still talk about the scariest but most fun prank I played one Halloween

I bought a bunch of rubber snakes and placed them in various places around the house but the most fun was the ones I placed in the refrigerator near the gallon of milk
Come and see the blood curling screams around the house when they went to pour milk in their cereal

My husband threw the snakes away

Hahahahahaha

If you have kids,try it,believe me,you will love the reactions.

I went grocery shopping with the kids many years ago and wanted to park closer to the entrance so I pulled into the expectant mothers parking space.

My daughter yelled out,mom,it says expectant mothers,for those about to have babies

I yelled back "says who"
It said expectant mothers she repeated
I said well my dear,I am a mother and I am expecting a miracle from God so that makes me an expectant mother
Hahahahaha!!!!

I can understand why people will think this shoe stuff is crazy,I think so too but it is crazy fun
Life is too short
If you can't do silly things as a kid when can you?

freecocoa: I'm trying to get how you see it but to me, that's sending a wrong message to the child, more like telling him, it's okay to dress anyhow.

Kids have a way of grasping things, tomorrow he might want to cross dress, if you say no then, it might become a problem, kids should be taught the right thing always, let them make their decisions when they come of age.

Let me ask you,on a wear a pajama to school day or crazy hair day or wacky dress day ( which is totally optional) would you let them participate?

freecocoa: I'm not judging, you asked a question and I gave my answer.

I understand your angle though, just saying that a kid may not see it from your point of view.

My older ones speak of the fun and silly things we did and talk about it with nostalgia
He will turn out just fine ,trust me
He is just having fun

He knows that request on Monday will be met with a NO

freecocoa: I'm trying to get how you see it but to me, that's sending a wrong message to the child, more like telling him, it's okay to dress anyhow.

Kids have a way of grasping things, tomorrow he might want to cross dress, if you say no then, it might become a problem, kids should be taught the right thing always, let them make their decisions when they come of age.

He understands I care about his dressing
In fact I made him change the shorts he had on because it didn't match the top
I work in a very professional environment and some Fridays we can pay $2 for fundraising and allowed to wear jeans and I do it.
He knows it is just for fun,today is Friday

carefreewannabe: No, I don't think so. I am ok with your decision.

The schools here have days the kids can wear pajamas to school and my husband hates it
He thinks it is too tacky to allow school kids wear their sleeping clothes to school
Imagine children on a school bus wearing nightgowns and pajamas.
Some other days it is " wear different socks to school day"
They will wear red on one and blue or stripped on another
I think it is great fun
I wish they do such at my job and did things like this when I was a kid

carefreewannabe: To school, no.

In his free time, ok.

At least he does not ask for a tattoo.

He is a small kid in elementary school,which tattoo
Chei
Am I that crazy?

freecocoa: No I won't, seems irresponsible to me.

It's official
I need to see psychia!

Hahahahaha
My husband will scream down the house if he ever found out about this wallahi
Just some innocent fun no biggie

You only live once why not allow your kids have some fun?
He asked if he could wear this to school and I let him
Two different shoes and socks after all today is Friday
Two shoes are better than one he says
Please don't tell my husband!!

Tell us,what are some crazy things you would allow the kids do?
Eat pizza for breakfast?
Drink garri for dinner?
Wear pajamas to school on pajama day?
Sled down a hill in the snow?

Arrest the false prophet immediately
His deception is up

noblezone: Boro faught for Nigeria but when Adekunle and his gang noticed the rising profile of the man, they wasted him!

Sarowiwa foight for Nigeria, but when he eventually discovered the fraud of a nation, he started agitating for the smae freedom he fought against, they wasted him!

Anyway, its all in the past if only we have learnt our lessons!

Biafrans and Niger Delta Republics can work together to achieve our freedoms from the Jihardists and their fellow marchants of death!

Guess who hates that unity the most?
You guessed right

These people are about to put abokee out of mechanic and car wash business

Imagine how many that weren't able to escape

coogar: who's talking about the phone? it's your number on the queue that matters. not everyone standing on the queue wants the phone, they just want to make money a lot of people don't make in a month.



3 out of the 4 kids were not his?
well........what can one do? damage done already.

Why would a wakabout wife allow herself to go through a paternity sef even for immigration
She should have found a reason to return to Nigeria after they talked of paternity test
Quit your job and claim people are after your life in America so you run home for safety
The woman is foolish