₦airaland Forum

coogar: sheniqua, you are still here telling stories. won't you go & queue at the apple store near you? i am hearing your space on the queue could be bought with $5,000. just make sure you are among the top 20 people on the queue.

For iPhone 6.?
I am a local girl
Those things don't move me
My husband will probably upgrade shortly,they don't get my money like that

By the time they get iPhone 8 ,iPhone 6 will be free with the plan and I ll get it

Now hear this funny story

One of my kids is lighter skinned than the others
At the hospital after delivery,Oga look me jokingly say
Hmm,who is the father of this one,is he a white man
Start confessing o,this one dey different
I just said eediot and we burst out laughing,well i could hardly laugh but it was funny
Amidst all that joke I assure you a part of him must have truly wondered and I don't blame him
Who wants another man's child passed off as theirs

coogar: until it's time to relocate to ameLika and DNA tests of the "kids" becomes compulsory....that's when the hidden secrets pop out.

naija women, i hail thee!

Remember a story i told on another thread,it happened to a woman in this America
She filed for her 4kids and husband in Nigeria and American immigration did both a paternity and maternity test for the kids
The result was a bombshell
All but one of the 4 children was the man's biologically

Sophyrocks: True that mehn!! Let these men keep consoling themselves while we catch some fun. they have to keep deceiving themselves so that our fun can continue oooooo. Most women who cheat are well accounted for and admired by many. Their husbands willl swear that they can never cheat! Who saiiiiiii!!! Any woman that cares less about her husband's cheating ways is a potential cheat. Any woman that marries for money alone other than love is a potential cheat. Kpomkwem.

Hahahahaha
I have heard stories in this life

I have no reasons to believe my hubby cheats but I can never swear to that
I am not in anybody's heart neither do I follow him around or trail him

Any man that is bold enough to say categorically say make dem bring juju make e swear that wifey has never cheated ,get liver
Some do,some don't

There is a lady I knew through someone
She was in love with this bobo but her parents sort of coerced her into marrying someone from her village whose parents were friends with her parents.
She married this guy and never could leave her boyfriend that she loved dearly
She would take continuing ed classes out of town and her bobo will fly out there for the days she was there
They always found a way to get together
She felt bad and would tell her close friend her dilemma but just couldn't let go of this man for the first few years of marriage
It wasn't until she got pregnant that she finally quit
So she said o
Who knows
Don't ask me whose baby,I wasn't there
She is a doctor so I expect she should know to use protection
Now,is there any way on earth her husband could find out?

Things happen

scribble: Pls not all men...


Some men have standards o

Why will I cheat with someone that I can't spend the rest of my life with if my wife decides to have an attitude about it after discovery...

No you can see my side chick on the naijagirlskillit page

Most I say
That is why cheating husbands are caught often
Some can't even hold themselves and start spending the night there
If a private investigator trails any cheating man for less than 48 hours,all his side babes and their addresses will be known
Trail a wife for 5 years you won't see Shishi

cococandy: i didn't realize it was getting so late.
goodnight y"all

don't be at mad me dudes
i'm not the DNA expert or the durex company that's exposing your cheating wives.
just fast ans pray
everything will be alright

The difference is that men and husbands cheat like they want to be caught
They will sleep with neighbor's sisters,wife's relatives,co workers,house girl,even the crazy ashawo down the street that can disgrace him any minute.
Some will even cheat and father kids,what other evidence does one need when their is a product of the do
Receipts be lying around
Women are calculated and cheat with precision and will take that secret including the paternity of their precious kids to their grave
Many husbands that swear their wives can never cheat will fall down dead

50calibre: @cococandy cheating is not part of the female nature, it's an acquired behaviour.

A woman who's happy won't cheat, even many unhappy ones still won't cheat. The minority of those who cheat, cheat because they're not happy, so they resort to other means of satisfaction & happiness.

Most of the time, they're just following the evil counsel of their friends.

Whereas a man doesn't need to be unhappy before he cheats, I don't think you understand how the male brain works.

Even if I have beyonce as wife, I still want to smash that hot chic I see outside, it's nature.

Please hold fast to that theory
Never let go

sexyexcalibur: Ur points are irrelevant.. Nairaland is as far as it will ever get

If it were so your prophet will not be crying all over the papers with his lieutenants unleashed to launder the image
He can only deceive those who are unaware of his occultic leanings and falsehood
I hope and pray your eyes are opened to the fraud before it is too late

moca: Fear don grip d guys

Hello guys,
How far now?

Don't mind them
Power has changed hands

sexyexcalibur: U think he won't personally reach out to the families too abi.... You want him to call u and tell u DAT too right... Dz is some1 DAT donates so much to tragedy victims worldwide, how would you think he won't do that 4 his own ppl....

I believe I have made my point already
We are done with this

xwolverine: Nigerian soldiers

•Routs terrorists for the third time
•One soldier killed, four others injured

By Senator Iroegbu

The Nigerian military in another round of fierce battle with the Boko Haram Islamic terrorists over the strategic town of Konduga has captured one of their top Commanders , killing hundreds of others.

This was confirmed Thursday by the Director of Defence Information (DDI), Maj-Gen. Chris Olukolade in response to THISDAY inquiries in the ongoing counter-terrorism and counter-insurgency operations in the North East.

According to Olukolade, the "seriously wounded high ranking terrorists leader is being treated in a military medical facility after he was captured in the operations at Konduga".

Details to follow


Source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/konduga-massacre-military-captures-inured-boko-haram-commander/189338/

How many top commanders do they have?
They have been killing and capturing top commanders since time Imo river
Or is this a case where everyone is a chief?

coogar: my hands are clean - i didn't inspire you to create this topic. where did you even get these ideas from? when are you completing it?



i won't be surprised she killed her husband.

Biko the man had a stroke
Auntie had no hand in it

peggykorol: while returning from an errand I saw a toyota parked and some funy things going on
The face of the lady looked liked my married neighbour
Na so I stop to know wats up oh
Let it not be rape
She quickly rushed out of the car to me
"Eh that's my colleague he was assisting me with something
Later she saw me and confessed
"Shebi my husband thinks he too can enjoy abi
I even prefer that man you saw me with sef because his tin is very big"
Shock nearly kill me oh
Cheating married women don dey increase oh

As a young teen I was walking home one evening and saw my mom's friend aunty Biatie kissing a man inside a parked car
I didn't tell my mom this story till decades later after her husband had died
Auntie ( she has passed away also) was a very attractive woman with well rounded ikebe that she moved from side to side when she walked
Her husband was very smallish and didn't seem to fit her ( in my eyes)

May their souls RIP

sexyexcalibur: Who told you there was no word of comfort...check his FB page

So the family of the deceased will read these series of nonsense they put out then forward March to his FB page?
Imagine it was your father or mother,sister or brother that died in this tragedy then you open the pages of the newspaper and all the pastor and his handlers are keen on talking about is how boko haram,the devil,a strange aircraft and Nigerians want to spoil their image.
What nonsense!
What image does he have?

ABEOKUTA — Governor Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State, yesterday, said he was part of those that aided his predecessor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel to claim indigeneship of Ogun State in 2003.

According to Amosun, Daniel was an indigene of Isoko in Delta State, but, requested for assistance from him and some other unnamed persons to get a family house in Sagamu ahead of his 2003 governorship ambition in the state.




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/09/assisted-daniel-claim-ogun-indigeneship-amosun/#sthash.CMbZhRea.dpuf

You see why some people said the SW is a no man's land?

The Ogun State Governor, Ibikunle Amosun, on Wednesday shocked citizens and residents of the state when he said his predecessor, Gbenga Daniel, is not an indigene of the State.

Mr. Amosun made the shocking claim during his working tour of Odeda local government area where he also indicted himself as being one those who assisted Mr. Daniel to falsify records and claim indigeneship of Sagamu at the time he wanted to contest the governorship seat of Ogun state in 2003.

"They came to us then, we were the ones they ran to and we helped them to get where they are claiming today as their home," Mr. Amosun said.
The governor was reacting to corruption allegations levelled against his administration by Mr. Daniel.

Mr. Daniel had accused the governor of selling off all the farmlands in the area to other states.

"When I came into power in 2003, the first place we visited was Odeda and we recognised that agriculture is the main stream here, we therefore established 13 farm settlements. Today, we are sorry that this present government has started selling our farmlands to other neighbouring States," Mr. Daniel had said.

"He is busy constructing roads and bridges and Alabata road which we did when we came in 2003. When I was coming today, I tried to check the road, the road was very bad. I want to ask you people of Odeda, what has Amosun done for you here, he has been constructing bridges all over and nothing was done here for you, he neglected you," Mr. Daniel had said.

In what seemed like taking his pound of flesh, Mr. Amosun on Wednesday described Mr. Daniel as "prodigal son" who sold off all the state's properties under fake concession agreement.

He specifically mentioned Apoje farm settlement alleging that his predecessor sold it to a former Commissioner in Lagos State, Ademola Adeniji- Adele, at a ridiculous prize.

"When they came into power, the farmlands were over 60, when we came in, it remained only five. They are rogues, thieves and bastards, God will punish them all. Our forefathers will never forgive them and the generations coming will also curse them. They think we are like them, we are not, we are not a bastard from Isoko".

"He (Gbenga Daniel) is envious of our achievements and successes recorded within the past few years. We need to let them know that we are not thieves like them and I make bold to say that OGD and his people are thieves. They will not be able to stand and campaign for vote here in Odeda by the time I start exposing them. They are treasury looters. If not for the type of the country we are, they ought to have covered their heads in shame rather than boasting around the town," Mr. Amosun declared.

Mr. Amosun said contrary to claims by the former governor that he left $10 billion in the state's coffers, only $1 million was left.

"They said they sold Ikenne plantation farm to a foreign company at the rate of 10 billion dollars. When we came in, we saw that they lied there and they later came out to say it was just 10 million dollars. We are bonafide sons of the soil and will never do things that will destroy the future of our children," Mr. Amosun said.

"They are not happy because all the properties they stole, we have retrieved them back. The hotel, farms, money and others have been collected back. They said we don't do anything here, when we came in, we planned to commence work on this road, but we were stopped because the Federal government had commenced work on it. Here it is now, nothing is being done here" he said.

Reacting to Mr. Amosun's allegations, Mr. Daniel said in a statement that the governor's claim was an insult to Sagamu and an abuse of the traditional institutions in the land especially the thrones of the Akarigbo and Arole of Remoland as well as the Ewusi of Makun in Remo Kingdom.

"Precisely on Saturday 23 February, 2002, Otunba Gbenga Daniel was made the Aare Asoludero of Makun Sagamu with traditional rites performed by the Late Ewusi, HRH Oba Efuwape Ogunsowo, Inanuwa II. To all intents and purposes, Oba Ogunsowo declared that Otunba Daniel was a freeborn of Makun in Sagamu and of the Ojelobaye family origin," Mr.

Daniel in a statement by his Media officer, Ayo Giwa, stated.

Mr. Daniel said the governor's allegations that he sold the "all the State's patrimony is in itself cheap blackmail. Is concession not different from outright sale? What has happened to the companies since he came to power some three and a half years ago and why did he not attempt to revive them if they are viable? The outburst from the incumbent is belated and immature. He should address issues and not personalities," Mr. Daniel said.

The former governor said Mr. Amosun is clueless and that Ogun people want answers to why there is no "economic development in the state".

"He should stop pulling wool over the eyes of the people. Until he answers that all others are diversionary. As the governor of Ogun State why did he not institute a probe to look into the concessions? He has all the machinery of government at hand so what is he waiting for?'

"It is now glaring that the clock is fast ticking towards electoral defeat hence his attempt to stand history on its head by reverting to the same scenario that played itself out some twelve years ago," Mr. Daniel said.


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My hubby told me a story that happened when they were on campus
One fine girl wey dey engaged with her campus bobo from another tribe but her parents refused the intended marriage
No do no do she come carry belle,then they moved into someone's boys quarters
After 9 months,WAEC come release result and the baby was half Lebanese

E get some Lebanese boys wey dey run store for campus
Chei

Chillisauce: Na so one of my neighbor girlfriend carry belly of another of her fine boyfriend give my neighbor. This my neighbor wor wor no be small.

The girl too fine and with the wor wot man money, she carry another person belly dash am . He rushed everything from intro to wedding .

As she gave birth, the pikin fine no be small . Clean girl . The man dey open teeth feeling funky as person wey get fine daughter . The kasala wey I hear when the girl called her former boyfriend make me confirm the story .

Long story, if you wor wor, get money..come dey Waka about. You are on a loooong thing.

But if the girl herself fine,the baby may have inherited from her side of the family
You no see basket mouth children?
In fact she is covered
Baby fine,e resemble mommy
Ugly e resemble daddy

Chillisauce: We sabi this technique Tay Tay. . All those kiri Waka husibands that dont touch their wives think say their wives go let cobwebs grow for their kini? You don't touch her but whenever you do, she don get belly. Na Miracle sperm na .

Eh.... No DNA for Nigeria . Opoko. Una go train another woman pikin tire. Esp those ones wey dey gree die to get man pikin.

One girl for Abuja whose husband "anaghi akuputa ezi nkwa" went and found an assistant igwe to help her out
She gisted her friend how much this bobo was rocking her world,Her friend said "hmm,my sister you try o,I can't allow another man see these rolls on my side and my fat belly so even if I want to cheat,I will be too conscious of my body"
Her friend who was fatter than her said,"do you think I took off all my clothes? Am I mad"

darlingnuel: The ladies are commenting more than the men! Chai! I hope my wife-to-be ain't viewing this evil.

Lol

coogar: blame it on coogar?

Yes you

cococandy: B.M You shouldn't have added that it was a joke.
The reactions would have been real and ferocious.

My conscience no let me as per WOG
I was getting tempted myself

I burst out laughing at the missionary / jihad style bit

Abeg familanders forgive me
This is me in my alternate moniker being silly
Blame it on coogar and an earlier thread with ms nwando

I enjoyed the reaction sha

Everyday we are inundated with how and why men cheat
This is for the ladies ,power has changed hands

How to cheat without being caught.

1. Make sure your lover is out of town and preferably in a different geopolitical region.
If you and hubby live in Abuja he should live in Lagos.if you and hubby in Makurdi,he had better be in Owerri and when you do your rendezvous,you must be discreet.It's safer for you to visit him at his location than him to visit yours.
If possible,meet at a third location where no one knows you both.Conferences and seminars out of town are good places to meet

2.On no account must you call him with your known phone number.get a special phone just for him and all your secrets will be safer.
If possible leave that phone at work on in your car and out of sight.Allow your husband access to your regular phone,FB etc.and act normal.


3.if he is a better man and you plan on having his babies and passing them off as your husband's you must make sure the man looks somewhat like your hubby .if your hubby is dark skinned,you don't want to choose Mike Ezuronye as your side bobo and if you and your husband are light skinned ,your bobo had better not be Segun Arinze.
Other features like big bulging eyes and red lips must also be put into consideration.

4.In bed,you must make sure not to call out his name mistakenly.That is suicidal. A good way to avoid this is to call everyone honey or sweetie or big daddy .you don't want to be with your husband Kunle and be shouting Chukwuemeka.
You may get hurt.

5. Get a chime of some signal for the door to tell when your husband comes home so you are not caught unawares and your secret comes out.You must be alert and vigilant and ready to switch off all devices in case.

6. If your side bobo likes red lingerie and you got some red lingerie to mesmerize him,please do keep them out of sight and keep wearing your Mary Amaka nightie with your husband if that's what he is used to.You don't want to start answering unnecessary questions .
If you and hubby are missionary people please keep it that way and save the jihad style for your lover.


I will come up with other tips later




[size=4pt]Kai,nobody should attack me o,na high powered joke,I believe in absolute faithfulness but I want to see reactions[/size]

I remember this case
Her death was humane compared to what she put that child through
I hope she repented of her gay lifestyle

The most annoying aspect is how heartless this TB and his followers are
Scores of real human beings died here
Not a word of comfort to the families of the 80 plus people that perished in this tragedy
They are more concerned about making themselves the victims of boko haram and strange aircrafts
I wish the families can come together,find a powerful lawyer and sue this man for housing people in a building that had no permit for the number of floors it had.