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I have fine hairs on my arm, back and leg. Side burns(teddy) too and that goes round faintly under my ears to the back of my neck and down my back.. My husband says the hair on my body makes my skin feel smooth like velvet. I dnt have beards and I wudnt trade my hairy body for a smooth one

leshluap:
if u check the stomach of some pot-belled naija men u go dey see things lik goat, cat, etc

u go even see bicycle

banjicom:


if u chop am, Na Ten live Tilapia fish plus 20 brown Crayfish den go Remove from ur stomach I just pity u!!!

Lie!!! noting fit do me!!! I go shit am. Then tell it tell " that's what u are stupid eeL!! Shhit! and if truly they multiply, I go chop them allllll!!!!!

I'll ask them to cook it for me and I'll eat it!!

Hmmm u and dis ur job sha. If u stay with ur 70k job, u won't get promoted too or will u? But dat 30 small sha. If u go for ur paSsion, u get more experience and u'll be better @ what u do.. Hmmm
If u stay with the oda job with no job description and u get another job then they ask u what u did before with d 70k joba, u'll say u use to go buy roasted corn and get aso ebi.

dreamchazer:
Notion
Lotion
Net
Cite
Toilet
Cone
Lone
Toll
Toil
Tool
Loot

guy TOOl? TOLL? LOOT? TOiLET? are not smart @ all

ELECTION
TEN
ON
NO
LET
EEL
NET
TONE
LONE
TON
TEE
Ooops did u say 3 words? I got carried away. Guess I'm so smart

There is no need for deliverance jare. I felt this way too while I was dating. @ a point in every relationship, the guys just bore me out. Like seriously, I begin to find dem annoying and irritating. Even hugs made my skin crawl till I'll drop d bombshell. "I'm no more interested"

Well all dat happened till I met a guy and I felt if he leaves me I'ld die. Then I tout twas cos he was my first(if u knw what I mean). So when we separated for some reasons, we found out we cudnt do without each oda. So now we are married and I love him die .

Things changed for me cos he had what odas dint have. Dreams, hardworking, intelligent and so manly!! He takes the bull by the horn. Firm and above all God fearing. OP when u find d woman dat has d qualities u truly want I believe you'll want to stay with her for ever

What's wrong with a pastor wanting to contest. Or aspiring to be a governor?.. All the better cos he sud know the mind of GoD since he is a priest.

I hate it when a simple hug has to turn into sumtng else. We all hate lies and cheats. But for crying out loud can't a girl ask for a massage or a simple cuddle without something poking her!!

Cutehector4u:
Takin me for granted...neglect... Even if u r my to be wife...thr and den, the rship is ova... Or if i hav already married her, silent treatment will be her punishment...

Sent u a mail if u dnt mind. Would like to share a word or two

It was cancelled due to low rating. U knw oyinbos regulate their own movie making board. If ur movie doesn't get enough rating, then twill be cancelled. So u dey don't waste resources.



Anyway, one anoda light, here's an announcement from me...


Please ignore any news or rumour of me contesting 4 Governorship election in Lagos state, I have not declared my intentions yet. People are still asking me too .......Thanks

Midehi:

Na u be ode oooo

foolish thing!! Try living in a water for 9months breathing through ur navel and feeding through it @ the same time. Then after nine month u pass out through a small tube like tissue paper tube and see how fine u'll be.

obanqua:
Haba! for a self acclaimed 21st century bank, do i need to physically visit a branch to get served?
Moreso the transaction was done online.

Not fair at all.

Will I leave my own work just to ensure they do their own job?

kk keep complaining they will definitely get to u and solve it but I've given u a easy way out

Midehi:

mine wil be cute cos am cute....lets call a spade a spade...d pikin ugly..shikena

ode!! And u are a woman

u had better not tell my little girl "tell me more" she will talk ur ears off literally!. Instead I just say
Okay..,
Really?
Aww, too bad or that's good.
That way she knows I'm listening but she doesn't have to talk so much.

Its very simple, go to a nearby branch and ask to see the director of d branch. Explain everything to him and ur account detail will be analysed. After this I believe they will sort things out for u. They recently upgraded all their internet services.

End time things! dem for don tell her say "don't marry this man" she go say "No.. We are in love"

Bolushalom:


Wow.
They really have to hold me down for injections too, lol. That labour pain ehn? I have serious menstrual cramps and each time I do, I always think "so labour pain will be worse than this?". I hope I'm able to overcome pain like you did anyway.

. U really dnt have to think the worst of labour pain for me its like menstrual cramps. Like really.. I'm sure mums here can testify. I seriously don't know why anyone will want to numb themselves and take risks. I queued in a line during the labour of my second child cos I wanted to buy Moimoi from a food vendor. still laugh about it. Everyone can't be like me. I still give kudos to mums who want the way out of pain. It takes a lot of courage too knowing what u are up against.

Esdb:
River radar rumour rudder rotor raker reader rimmer

hmmm 'raker' Kk o. Rumour, rooster roster

Bolushalom:
I'm not married yet, but I know I'm getting it. I have a very low tolerance for pain, the needle they will use to administer the epidural self is still an issue.

. I also have really low tolerance for pain too. I hate needles so much that people hold me down for injections. But when I gave birth to my first child, twas a miracle. My aunty talked to me and said things that made me feel like birthing was like going to d toilet. She told me to be brave and dat real women dnt shout while giving birth o. "if u shout it will make it more difficult" I was so charged psychologically that I sincerely dint feel pain. And I dint shout or cry either after giving birth to my girl, nurses and doctors came to see us in amazement. I believe anybody can overcome pain.

So simple. Razor, repair, rubber.

No I wudnt consider it. I think the downside is too much. I've had two babies without it and I can do without it for the third. For mothers considering an Epidural, I think you are brave.

AMZYMAYO if I'm correct, I think we now have longer nights and shorter days. Observe tmrw and u'll see for ur self.

Tallesty1:
Na Jack Bro

Guy u sef understand am?. But I do. Jack be nimble jack be quick (poem), jack is used on the road for ur vehicle. Jack in d box a poem to I guess. And den jack in d deck of card Nice one.

Tallesty1:
You want expo?

na question I dey ask u o

donsalvy:
letter O

how is O royal?

I rily understand what the OP I trying to say. It doesn't have to be physical all d tym. Rily u can punish ur husband by hurling is as$ to court even here in Nigeria. If u did a court wedding, the court tellS u as a woman that if ur husband cheats u, u are entitled to half of all his properties even some more but how many of us women know our right? I know mine and dat means that really for me, if I catch a woman with my husband, I'm not gonna fold my arms if I have to find every dirt on earth about her whole family and fight tooth and nail with every resources that I have den I will. My man is worth fighting for sincerely and I can never, ever let anything or anyone come btw us. By the tym I'm through with her and maybe have her pic and dirty story all over the web even her family will come begging me.
My husbands punishment will be to buy me an expensive house on the island and a full paid hotel, feeding and shopping expenses in venice, paris and d Bahamas

Tallesty1 tell me, what can be in a box, is royal and can be on d road

NDprudent:
M a genius, hwcome I can't ansa dis "poem-like" riddle?

cos u are not a genius?