Ehen, wetin do them? Mtschew creating nonsense threads

U never ready

They are both diFferent. Odunlade is funny anytym of the day but I dnt think he can act an English movie which is where Yomi beats him hands down. To me, Yomi is a better actor of the two

I knew this Thread was gonna turn out this way Mhen... I'm good @ predicting things #doro mega super awesome#. #sipping kunu and reading comments#

Asatsanchez:


Eeyah...... You wey be say Nah Mama Abike u dey always stay, How will you be proud of the school BTW, Which department?

I sEe u joined NL just so u'll quote me and defend ur sch :p #in Don Jazzy's voice# Doro mega superstar . Who is Mama Abike? :S

AccraMan:
celebrating with powder is common among africans,when i was in Nigeria,i visited a woman that just gave birth to a baby in lagos she offered me powder,same happens here in ghana and all that.....

she must have offered u powder cos she know u are ghanian

Mcbussy:


Says who?...I don't like d town,its not really d school I hate.

liar what did u say when I suggested u go do ur masters there? If u dnt rmber I do o

Jisos!!!! See as the joogs dey float if she jumps from the sky, they will deploy as parachute

Mcbussy:


Why shouldn't it be there?....stop hating on ur school

Hate d lecturers,not the skul

You also hate the school. Don't pretend.

A and C like a proper lady

jblessed:
Thanks

congratulations I was gonna quote u to ask u to take ur wife to d hospital cos when a pregnancy is delayed, its not good for the baby but as God will have it, ur wife has delivered. Good News

borie4u:
pacesetters! used to be my best collection dose days. only two unread in those pix collection. how I loved reading them. now they exist no more.#### weeping###

. They do exist, they are better lOoking now and modified. My mum got me a couple a few years back and she knows where to get them. The stories are still as great as before too. I hope to by a collection of them for my little girl. If u stay in Lagos or Oshogbo and u really want a couple of them u can let me know

Joy83:

I wonder ooo... Adekunle Ajasin suppose to be among the first 10 instead of that ridiculous position...lol
I am proud of my alma mater!!!

I am a graduate of dat sch but not proud. Different strokes for different folks

skillzbae:
Ok Op, so wat? Wat nxt? After cursing God, whr is d million dollar ur curse has given u? I tot in ur other post u said u wanted to kill ursef? Y nt do dat already nd let d world av some peace? Ur mate r roaming d street eating frm d dustbin, lots more are dead, yet u stil av a fone, money for card (or someone who bot u card) nd u av ur sanity nd u r proud to av cursed God, i hope ur next post shuld b hw u saw satan nd he gave u money, DUMMY

Sis, it just surprises me that Muslims no matter how bad their situation is, they will never talk like this. Yet the Christians are wondering why God is silent. I expect that wot happens to people that curse God will happen to him. No matter how terrible the Op's condition is, some people still pray to be like him. A woman was @ my house today asking me to pls take her child as a maid. Tears rolled down my eyes when she narrated her story to me. Of cos I cudnt take the girl but I gave her what I had. I went back into my house thanking God for what he has done for me. Very early in d morning in some places in Lagos, u'll see numbers of muslim beggars outside begging, yet in the afternoon, they roll their mats and go to pray. Jobs wife told her husband to curse God so he cud die, OP has done what he wants let's wait and see.

xtervaganza:
See her head like LA casera bottle

wasn't gonna comment buh dat was freaking hilarious laughed so hard me wee head hurt

Why is Adekunle Ajasin on the list?

Learnt from my brother noT to take my fone anymore. His fone dropped into the toilet after he finished pooing as he was about to flush. Twas disgusting. He called me for help but dere was nothing I cud do for him

HeyChiko:
Oh really? Eggs are added to the bean paste?? Now I didn't know this before now...thanks

YW

SalC:
And you have to tell a blatant lies to score a cheap point? Yeah you are a christian indeed

what's the lie?

HeyChiko:
The last time I ate akara that looked like these was back in 2002. My neighbours' maid used to prepare them every saturday then. It's usually smooth & sexy

for smoothness u'll add egg to the Akara paste before frying

There is just too much dirt associated with the Catholic church. A church that embraces same sex marriage, why on earth should u want to continue in their doctrine. The church that has so much of satanic stories attached to it should be totally ignored. Darkness has nothing to do with light they are entirely separate. And until we christians come together as one in union our churches will not grow. Ever wondered why the muslims are growing so vast? They have a certain oneness that christians lack and if we don't open our hearts to the truth and follow Christ as a perfect example, not our Pastors or Bishops but Christ the muslims will constantly be a thorn in our flesh. Go directly to Christ, He tore the veil already leaving a clear path

miketayo:


y do people goto pastors to pray for them huh huh?
yes Joseph was from David's lineage, but what do u think ll happen if Mary had said no to the Angel Gabriel?

What pastors do is called interceding it is a place where God has called us all into. Praying for others like u pray for ur spouse or parent. But these people are alive, and once ur pastor is dead and gone, I'm soRry u can't ask him to pray for u anymore. U are on ur own. And if Mary did not accept to birth christ another person would have that is why it is said that she was favoured and Graced which mean she didn't merit it. But more importantly, twas becos she was to marry Joseph if she wasn't to marry Joseph the birth of Christ might be from Someone else whom Joseph was to marry or probably anoda generation of David.

Syncan:


When I saw the bold, I knew you either must be high on alcohol, drugs or just ignorant.

Why?

unongu:

Pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death. Amen.

she should pray for u. Someone dat doesn't even knw u are calling her name. What prof do u have that she hears u @ all. All prayers and supplications goes to God and Christ is our only Advocate. If Joseph was to marry someone else Marry wudnt be recognised @ all. Joseph was d one from d lineage of David of whom d birth of the Messiah came from. Jesus himself didn't give so much reference to her as u do.

nnatom:




Note, the bible is not a story book. and messages are not passed like your reader Edet lives in calabar.


King David is the
man after God's heart and God made a
promise to him. CHRONICLE 17:11-14
11 And it shall come to pass, when thy
days be expired that thou must go to be
with thy fathers, that I will raise up thy seed
after thee, which shall be of thy sons; and I
will establish his kingdom.
12 He shall build me an house, and I will
stablish his throne for ever.
13 I will be his father, and he shall be my
son: and I will not take my mercy away
from him, as I took it from him that was
before thee:
14 But I will settle him in mine house and in
my kingdom for ever: and his throne shall
be established for evermore.

and this God fulfilled by sending Jesus whoes lineage could be traced back to David through Mary. for more information go to this thread

www.nairaland.com/1581928/lineage-jesus-mary-not-joseph

sorry Davids lineage can be traced down to Joseph and not Mary. Mary was blessed and choosen because she was to marry Joseph. Of cos she must have been a good person too

I think some Nigerian guys are Romantic. Not all whites are romantic they have awkward moments too. My hubby got bitten by an ant too once in Ibadan zoo and after d xperience we have a nice tym laughing. I teased him like crazy if u get the right person romance will come easy

And a baby's 'FOOT' could have done better than that. Even a chickens 'FOOT'. They played without skill and zeal. Politics is ruining everything including the nations sports. Local guys can play better than these over-fed, complacent, un-cooperative, corrupt and proud assh9l£s

icebeatz:


The trust issues started when I discovered she cheated and lied to me for 2 solid years.
The relationship has been downward spiral since thwn.
I forgave her and never mentioned it again but its not been d same

awww, that's nice. A Nigerian guy that forgave a cheating gf.. Its a first

Keziehenry:

Its a unilever key distributor in my state and d position is sales supervisor.

someone has said it all. A fitted shirt and a good trousers, good shoe and nice hair cut. I always prefer a white shirt and a red tie or blue tie. Black belt with a black shoe and probably a black wristwatch. Look confident and neat. Be time conscious and on point when spoken too. Reminds me of when my hubby was searching for a job trying times. As a sales supervisor u av to be very precise o. Most importantly, pray hard. All the best and let's knw the out come

Seriously awaiting Andyblaze's pic.