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Source pls... |
dapsonlou:Cos, to me, he's humble and i jst naturally like him |
Brother Bello....jst rmember U'r nt the only one in dis trouble. Your gf/wife shld be able to help you. Atleast, mine is trying to stop me. |
Princeojua:Thats d sacrifice...cos even you dat is bragging wil get affected... So u gotta endure. its only when u'r strong enof to say gudbye that nature will reward you with a new hello! |
Tell her its over and dnt change your mind for whatever reason again.. |
Why is NL nw flooded with these celebrities in bikini or going coverless... Like seriously, who cares for gudness sake ![]() |
ritababe:Mas,tubate? I dnt knw, but for sure, Alcohol can never cause dat. Maybe wen he's high, but definately nt frm the effect. |
Hello, take it easy, dis month is somhw....it will soon end in happiness. |
Doesn't release fluid after sex.....u mean nothing comes out and the pecker automatically goes down? I guess he shld stay away from sex and alcohol for 3 months |
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Ahahahahah, by nw u shld knw anytin can happen in Ibadan ![]() |
Rexnegro:I can understand u originally wrote Aboki.....dis nairaland self dey sensor...ahahaha ![]() |
This is unfair ![]() |
الله اكبر |
Omotolu:Lolzzzz |
timoto:Omg...do u stil think Jk wil have any chance to win? Oba don talk na..so wot else? |
Its too obvious dat Ambode will win..but i love agbaje |
The director of a company called his secretary and said : "Vanessa, i have a seminar in Rome and i'l like you to follow me since you fully understand the in and out of the company. So pls, get prepared". Vanessa called the husband and said: " honey, i'l be going to Rome next week with my boss, now, you'l be alone for a week, pls bear with me, i love you". The husband immediately called his secret lover and said : "Benedicta, my love, we have the whole of next week all by ourselves, that witch is travelling abroad for a week". Benedicta called her evening lesson student and said : " junior, i'l not be around throughout next week, pls inform your parents". Happily, Junior called his grandad and asked if he could visit him since he'l be free throughout next week. The grandpa (Vanessa's boss) who have really missed his grandson quickly called Vanessa and said : 'Vanessa, pls cancel the trip, i will not be able to go for some personal reasons'. Vanessa immediately informed her husband on the cancellation. The disappointed husband informed the secret lover (Benedicta) and Benedicta immediately called her student that she'l be around for next week. The student (Junior) had to call his grandpa that he'l not be able to make it to his side again since the evenin teacher has suddenly changed her mind. The Boss called Vanessa and told her that the trip still holds. How do you think this will end?? |
Affirmative sentences does not need Yes or No, so, no blank space to fill |
countsparrow:Looool....dis is what is funny |
SkinnyDude:Oh, dats true... Tnks for the enlightenment. U knw i never knew what that 'share' was meant for |


