₦airaland Forum

lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

BALLOSKI:
Yeah, I said ‘probably’ because I’m not totally sure if they’ve all been discontinued or not, but everyone I asked said they haven’t seen them in far too long either.

Oh and by the way, if you’ve actually eaten all 17 things on this list, you’re OLD sha…


1. Coconut cookie
2. Speedy
3. Fishly snack
4. Pepper snacks

tosyne2much:
What I can deduce from your story is that, you already had someone you were seeing and when ur ex introduced another lady to you, it was just an opportune time for you to dump his ass for another dude using what he did as a lame excuse

Okijajuju1:
Angelique Kidjo isnt popular to many here because you wuldnt hear her songs in the club.



Respect to a true African Music Icon.

#Well Deserved.

hiltop2:
Well, those two pictures speak for themselves. The former was taken in Sokoto while the latter was probably taken in the east. I have collections of those old pictures

LaurelP:
50 Cent mouth is always open. Seems he has big frontal teeth.

austin2all:
https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/smileys-passing-joint.gif

Scholar8200:
Indeed. But what occasioned there persecution and martyrdom? Why was Stephen killed so brutally?

pyyxxaro:
Amarachi

Wetin u find go beauty pageantry b4

U nor know say devil de use the organizers of this level

Common bweast u nor fit show us

Abeg go look forest

If u can't swallow the heat, stay outta the kitchen

lionel4mercy:
that is police women not soldiers....gbam!!!!

lekkie073:
op....this is not army camouflage

wrongnumber:
I dont know if it is true but i heard sometime ago that some people do this intentionally so that they can become serious beggars as some alimajeris see the begging as a good profession and would do whatever it takes to get ready for it.

Skillfullulu:
have we phone addicts ?

Skillfullulu:
what's the use if it's useless, an extra laugage right?

maestrojay:
I still dey wait 4 u oo

chynie:
sorry u must sunni muslim i heard u guys mean gor

chynie:
Pls check him for bomb


odikwa risky