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Romance / Re: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by sheyoroniyen(m): 9:08pm On Jan 25, 2016
kaziblake beta pikin.even though she snap in front of mirror her face no showgrin
Family / Re: I Couldn't Say A Word When I Saw This (photo) by sheyoroniyen(m): 9:03pm On Jan 25, 2016
mhonica:
Its touching buh m gonna leave b4 he transform my life wif beatings undecided
na so jawe run.before e renovate u with beta beating

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Romance / Re: What To Say Next After Greeting A Lady U Just Met While Chatting by sheyoroniyen(m): 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2016
ask dem for dere acct nos i bet u no need hy dem first na dem go tell u hello frm d oda side grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car (Photo) by sheyoroniyen(m): 6:52pm On Jan 25, 2016
if na me enh i go stand on top mia car.i go shout EP......
Jokes Etc / Re: When You See Your Ex Who Dumped You Because You Had No Car (Photo) by sheyoroniyen(m): 6:48pm On Jan 25, 2016
midehi2:
toy car cheesy


the guy sef too black and ugly, why wont she leave him....he is really mgbekish...see his leggo cheesy

grin e black buh levels don change.i know ya type
Romance / Re: Who Wants To Be This Drunk In Love? (photo) by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:19am On Jan 25, 2016
this kind of love is interesting.love wa tin tingrin
Romance / Re: Lady Dumps Guy For Being Too Nice, Read What Her Friend Did by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:06am On Jan 25, 2016
all dis yeye gals dey complain so much abt dere bf buh dey r not ready to let go grin

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Romance / Re: Confession Time. Have You Ever????? by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:02am On Jan 25, 2016
i no dey cheat 4 exam .in exam hall me n ma fwends we use diamond formation buh we dnt cheatgrin
Romance / Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by sheyoroniyen(m): 9:58am On Jan 25, 2016
na guilty conscience dey mk dem ask foolish questions cos dey know wah abt to go downundecided
Romance / Re: Guidelines On How To Be A Main Chick by sheyoroniyen(m): 9:56am On Jan 25, 2016
rosalieene:
So today I will be offering exclusive Lectures on
how to be a successful Main chic. I don't know
who told you girls you are the main chic oh
have you not heard reggae blues, even your boo
get a boo but if you say you are the Main chic
let me help you deceive sorry build yaself.
The struggle with you is hard. There is always a
side chic or booty call waiting to knock you off
the race. Buy because you have first of all
deceived yourself you are the main chic your
confidence is your worse enemy.
GUIDELINES ON BEING A MAIN CHIC
..You should know that you are not a wife stop
assuming you are one and behave like someone
who wants to win the trophy after all with
marriage comes wisdom.
.. Dont ever get comfortable, till you hear the
priest say " ladies and gentlemen, I present to
you Mr and Mrs wharrever" you are not safe so
behave yaself.
... Since you said you are the MC.make sure
your picture is on all his social media account.
If he refuses, forget it you are SC forming MC.
...The SC and BC are your biggest challenge
those girls no get joy. So you must not give
them room to even come in.
.. Your biggest Ally is your boo"s gateman or
neighbour's wife. They will tell you who goes
and who comes when you are not around.supply
them with gifts and your archive will be FBI
tight.
...You will go after his father, his mother, his
sister, his brothers and his entire family, that
means even if they are having new yam
festival.run to the village with or without him. If
the whole village know you. It will be difficult
for him to run if he wants to. I dont need to
teach you how to greet with your knees to the
ground with a full display of your 36.
... You must up your cooking games. Leave
jollof rice and egusi soup for the SC. Go
professional, learn how to cook oha soup,
bitterleaf, Owo, Vegetable soup,etc. The hustle
is real up your game.
.. You will need his friends, but dont bother so
much like the SC, but if you must cook Jollof
rice for them top it with plantain...but be
closers to this girlfriends and wives. Form clique
on top the guys so if your bobo wan do illegal
waka. You go get info sharpaly.
.. If you want to be his wife, leave his phone
alone in his presence, once he leaves grab the
phone, knowledge is power.if you see anything,
don't attack. Stay calm the target is far don't
bark at every dog.
.. If you come to the house and see food you
suspect is cooked by SC. Eat it but whether it is
better than yours or not. Call it tasteless. Dont
famz your competitors.
..Do not ever call the SC to warn her.you are
both hustling so respect the sisterhood.but if
she reaches out to you. Make her your new best
friend..she may end up loving you more than the
guy. Or you can team up and ..........
...If you are sexually active. Make sure you a
German machine in the bedroom
dont get comfortable but dont over do oh.
Before he runs away .this boys don't know what
the want. If you are waiting for marriage. Wait
well you have nothing to lose.
..Make sure you collect every spare cash he can
spare. So he does not have extra to give the
SC.
... Always bear in mind that no matter what you
do, you may not end up with this dude your side
boo may be the one at the end of the day.
Now move your ministry to the permanent site.



dis one go soon b university course MC406
Romance / Re: .. by sheyoroniyen(m): 9:54am On Jan 25, 2016
octopusfreaky:
ewwwwww,disgusting
grin sista mary oya dey confess u neva mouthactioate b4 hehehe

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Romance / Re: Is Cucumber Used For Masturbation By Females? by sheyoroniyen(m): 9:48am On Jan 25, 2016
emmijes3:
lol he asked na
hehehehe u try
Romance / Re: Is Cucumber Used For Masturbation By Females? by sheyoroniyen(m): 8:01am On Jan 25, 2016
emmijes3:
Yeah it is undecided I just used it
grin u dey whine d guy ni
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat??? by sheyoroniyen(m): 7:58am On Jan 25, 2016
Tinalex:

whichever has the instrument,both serve same purpose. all na enjoyment!!
ah all d best ooo
Science/Technology / Re: Uniben Student Builds Touchless Phone From Scratch by sheyoroniyen(m): 5:55pm On Jan 24, 2016
bukynkwuenu:
am unbanned again...i wonder wen seun will understand that am a potential ban victim
hehehhe grin ogbologbo.........bandit.wen dey r tired of banning u dem go leave u lolz
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat??? by sheyoroniyen(m): 5:52pm On Jan 24, 2016
Tinalex:
women should start cheating too.. so that all this whinning will stop. Then men will know they are not the only one to always think its an innate act.
u funni gon ooo.nobody say mk una no cheat na.wat a man can do a woman can do beta jus dah we ave diff instruments,one is giving d other is receiving.grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat??? by sheyoroniyen(m): 5:48pm On Jan 24, 2016
kilode100:


Now you are getting it.. As you dey see me, I am a professional cheat and I can never be caught.
If more women can have an extra Guy, trust me, they will never nag!!

My hubby loves me because of my gentle understanding nature and That's because I stay on my lane jejely o...
women cheat men cheat.na woman e go first tell 4 her body
Romance / Re: 21 Lies Nigerian Ladies And Guys tell One Another by sheyoroniyen(m): 5:41pm On Jan 24, 2016
Simplestone:
What is the name of the psychologist that said all This?Rubbish post
so na him dey lie naw. grin


OP u too dey lie ooo undecided
Sports / Re: Who Want Free Game. by sheyoroniyen(m): 6:58am On Jan 24, 2016
joliyp:
send me ur account details
skibo wait r u kidding me.na 20k i use stake ooo,u go pay am?
Sports / Re: Who Want Free Game. by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:20pm On Jan 23, 2016
joliyp:
so sorry about ur loss
hehehehehe ticket on fire.call firefighters.i no accpt sorry.mia moneygrin
Family / Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by sheyoroniyen(m): 11:21pm On Jan 22, 2016
scaredy:

haba no
so e no reach mr ibu n u complaining. all d best for u ooooo
Sports / Re: Who Want Free Game. by sheyoroniyen(m): 5:00pm On Jan 22, 2016
joliyp:
okay,so how do we go about it
do u mind we tlkin om whatsapp or we go abt it here
Sports / Re: Sure Saturday Game by sheyoroniyen(m): 12:53pm On Jan 22, 2016
total winning
Sports / Re: Who Want Free Game. by sheyoroniyen(m): 12:46pm On Jan 22, 2016
joliyp:
how do i start?there is this guy at my work place who play bet and he always win.i will collect his game post it here.dont blame me if u lose o.

bae ava na.mk we relate b like say u shure. grin na game i need
Romance / Re: Shocking Confession! I Have Infected 31 Of My Lecturers With Hiv by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:30pm On Jan 21, 2016
sammyotukoya:
boss i dey o
idey ooo.hw ur side naw
Romance / Re: Shocking Confession! I Have Infected 31 Of My Lecturers With Hiv by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:19pm On Jan 21, 2016
MzPecs:
Ok smiley
aiit dear
Romance / Re: Shocking Confession! I Have Infected 31 Of My Lecturers With Hiv by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:08pm On Jan 21, 2016
MzPecs:

It's none of your concern undecided
grin jus concerned naw. wink
Romance / Re: How Should A Graduate Dress? by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:06pm On Jan 21, 2016
joliyp:
LOL...MAYBE
yeah dear
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Still Love With My Ex Who Is Now Married by sheyoroniyen(m): 10:04pm On Jan 21, 2016
all d best for u ooo.no waste ya time

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