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AutosRe: Ford Escape 2002 XLT Leather Used...850k by shfizle(m): 11:48pm On Feb 16, 2017
Someone else is advertising the same car for 550. Who do we follow https://www.nairaland.com/3620884/ford-escape-2002-xlt-leather#53578785
SportsRe: Charm At The Side Of Ghanaian Goal In AFCON Semi Final Match (Pics) by shfizle(m): 1:10pm On Feb 03, 2017
Sensationalist title. When Africans hear charm they think juju. It's just a good luck thing that probably has no spiritual connection. People all over the world hold on to stuff like this even though they know it's just superstition. It might just be a habit from childhood
TravelRe: Nigerian Airports Ready For Christmas - FAAN by shfizle(m): 11:40am On Dec 21, 2016
When all the baggage belts in the departure hall are not working and the aveo bridges at the gates are bad and passengers have to board aircrafts using emergency exits through the toilet.. AC na another story entirely.

Mtsheew
PhonesRe: Why Do Phone Cameras Deteriorate Over Time by shfizle(m): 6:28am On Nov 09, 2016
Never heard of that either . It's probably the screen deteriorating or the camera lens is dirty or scratched.
TravelRe: Photos Of The Sunrise Over Lagos Lagoon by shfizle(m):
Port Harcourt Airport is one of the worst airports in the world, I worked there for more than a year it was hell.. But you should see the sun set from the tarmac!

A foreign lady once disembarked from the plane, looked into the distance and quickly took out her phone to take pictures. She noticed I was staring too and remarked "it's really beautiful"

No one else noticed. Nigerians? We're too caught up in our survival race to appreciate the beauty all around us.
EducationRe: Turkish Government Detains 50 Nigerian Students In Istanbul Over Failed Coup by shfizle(m): 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2016
monkytail:
I hope you can see what you be caused BUhaRi.. #senseless
Explain to us how Buhari "be caused it" bros
FamilyRe: My Husband Was Beaten Mercilessly When Caught With Another Man’s Wife —wife by shfizle(m): 10:40pm On May 28, 2016
adajiboyy:
and who told u yoruba women aren't even more adulterous than other languages...
So a Yoruba woman is a language??!! Ah e gbami
FamilyRe: Little Boy Cries Over Guinness, Rejects Water Or Any Other Drink(video) by shfizle(m): 1:26pm On May 06, 2016
Pour Capri Sonne, Ribena or whatever the kid likes into the bottle of Guinness and let him drink a little. Take it away from him and offer water instead, that's what you get.

I only wonder who would allow his kid be used in such a trick to make him look bad, recorded and even posted on YouTube.. "Hey, my kid loves beer"
AgricultureRe: Agrowealth Initiative by shfizle(m): 6:47am On Mar 12, 2016
sheriffadebogun@gmail.com
PhonesRe: How I Rescued My Mobile Contacts From Armed Bandits by shfizle(m): 2:03pm On Nov 26, 2015
What's all this unnecessary story about? Download Brewster on Google play, create an account or login with your Facebook credentials, sync all contacts on your phone and you're done. Need your contacts on a new phone download the app, login and sync. Chikena..
Sorry about your phone though
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by shfizle(m): 7:43pm On Mar 04, 2015
The mech said he used Seahorse to top the ATF, but he used Oando (not sure dextron II or III) the second time though
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by shfizle(m): 7:41pm On Mar 04, 2015
It's Honda Accord 99.
Thanks, I'll do that and get back
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by shfizle(m): 5:42pm On Mar 04, 2015
Any ideas people? I asked the mech to help me fix my spider joint which made gear change noisy (long term issue). I also noticed recently the gear change wasn't smooth when I tried accelerating after braking. He checked ATF and said it was low. Okay fix spider joint and add ATF. He did both and I thought all was fine, then I took car out to work.
No noise when shifting gear but less than a kilometer, the gear just wouldn't engage anymore. Engine works and I can move the stick, the car just wouldn't move anymore. After stopping the car and leaving it a while before starting , the gears would work a bit then stop.
Another mechanic around suggested it was the ATF, bought Oando, same.
I'm scared I'll have to buy another gearbox and the price I hear is a bit high, but because the car still moves after a while I'm thinking it's not a total gearbox failure. Maybe gearbox filter or a bad sensor, maybe still the oil. I'm only being optimistic... And please if you know any good gearbox mech around egbeda, I hear there are few of them around. Thanks
SportsRe: Throwback Pic Of Stephen Keshi, Peter Rufai, Others In The 80s by shfizle(m): 12:57pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bring back that jersey! #classic
Christianity EtcRe: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by shfizle(m): 4:08pm On Dec 28, 2013
Na wah! Wetin person no go see for nairaland!!!
RomanceRe: Fake Hymen For Sale In Abuja From N9,000 to N15,000 by shfizle(m): 2:57pm On Sep 10, 2013
Lilaex: Y na..huh??TEACHER: A person from Turkey is called what ?.. AKPOS: Tolotolo... TEACHER: A black man from Poland is called ?.. AKPOS: Black Polish PAPA: What is ur problem?.. AKPOS: My life is ruined.. PAPA: Has anything ever been Positive in ur life?.. AKPOS: Yes Papa, my HIV test na"TEACHER: If you drink alcohol, you are an Alcoholic.. AKPOS: If I drink Fanta, Would that make me FANTASTIC?"OCHUKO: When an IDiot marries a yEYE person, what do U have? ...AKPOS: An IDEYE.TEACHER: Use 'Fascinate' in a Sentence.. AKPOS: Aunty Oluchi has a Sweater wit 10 buttons but her boobs re so big she can only FASTEN 8

Teacher:fake fake storyz every day on the net is called wat??
Akpors..TIME TINZ END...
The driest jokes I've seen in a while..
AutosRe: Registered Kia Cerato- sold,sold,sold by shfizle(m): 1:26pm On Jul 15, 2013
Can't get a call when you didn't put a number
PhonesRe: Samsung Focus 2 With Windows 8 Available by shfizle(m): 10:05pm On May 30, 2013
http://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_focus_2_i667-4745.php

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that phone should cost 30k max. Average hardware, average battery, no card slot and runs WP7.5 ....... Lumia 920 runs WP8!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: I-Go-Save And I Go Dye Celebrating Chelsea's Win by shfizle(m): 12:23am On May 16, 2013
hella gay
PoliticsRe: FG Affirms Plan To Achieve 10,000MW By December by shfizle(m): 10:16am On Apr 27, 2013
Nah, 10000MB per month for 1k from MTN will be appreciated more (and more believable sef) . undecided undecided undecided

That electricity own na wash wash. Na today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd Of April 2013 by shfizle(m): 10:01pm On Apr 23, 2013
grin

CelebritiesRe: "I Have Dated A Lot Of Women But Have Not Found The Right Woman' - D'banj by shfizle(m): 2:59pm On Apr 20, 2013
[quote author=c.fours]he's just having fun messing around with women and lying to avoid settling down.
see how he's talking like a kid in a candy store who doesn't know which flavor candy to pick. too much of everything (money/fame) is a bad thing.[/quote]ABEGII!!! SHARRAP!!! angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Eva Alordiah's Photoshoot At AFWL Concession Store by shfizle(m): 7:31pm On Mar 27, 2013
[quote author=]This has to be the laziest Nigerian musician. She has like 4 songs to her name and just takes pictures of her hair. I'm assuming her father is wealthy and can finance her laziness, many of nigeria's 'celebrates' are jobless children of rich men hanging out with each other.[/quote]Nah, she actually had an album in 2011 (GIGO EP), a brilliant one actually and she has a new single out now titled Mercy. I think she had issues with her record label recently, probably that's she's into this massive PR thingy. But all in all, she ain't really lazy like you think.... And she's good too
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid To Return To EME by shfizle(m): 7:41am On Mar 26, 2013
chucksbadt: hehe dis is not confirmed ooooo!
@op you cant be saying one thing and your oga at the top says otherwise
undecided undecided

btw 1st to comment *dancing alingo*

FashionRe: Yvonne Nelson Or Nadia Buhari: Who Looks Better In A Bikini? by shfizle(m): 8:38am On Mar 07, 2013
undecided

ComputersRe: How Can I Browse With The 3GB That Comes With My Glo Comonth BIS Plan by shfizle(m): 10:37am On Mar 06, 2013
[quote author=dl_jbd]lol...now ds is outta ds world[/quote]So how did you get that sir?
SportsRe: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso AFCON Final by shfizle(m): 9:11am On Feb 11, 2013
going to ghanaweb.com now... cause a little ruckus grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Prisoner Caught Hiding Cellphone In His Rectum by shfizle(m): 9:54am On Feb 10, 2013
Na Laugh: Too bad for him. Hope he doesn't drop the soap.
Maybe dropping the soap made the place wide enough in the first place. grin grin grin
SportsRe: Burkina Faso Deserves To Win AFCON – Ghana 's Wakaso by shfizle(m): 9:41am On Feb 10, 2013
huh

FashionRe: Picture Of I-Go-die Wearing A Kilt by shfizle(m):
undecided

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