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Nah, 10000MB per month for 1k from MTN will be appreciated more (and more believable sef) .

That electricity own na wash wash. Na today?

c.fours:
he's just having fun messing around with women and lying to avoid settling down.
see how he's talking like a kid in a candy store who doesn't know which flavor candy to pick. too much of everything (money/fame) is a bad thing.

ABEGII!!! SHARRAP!!!

[quote author=]This has to be the laziest Nigerian musician. She has like 4 songs to her name and just takes pictures of her hair. I'm assuming her father is wealthy and can finance her laziness, many of nigeria's 'celebrates' are jobless children of rich men hanging out with each other. [/quote]

Nah, she actually had an album in 2011 (GIGO EP), a brilliant one actually and she has a new single out now titled Mercy. I think she had issues with her record label recently, probably that's she's into this massive PR thingy. But all in all, she ain't really lazy like you think.... And she's good too

dl_jbd: lol...now ds is outta ds world

So how did you get that sir?

going to ghanaweb.com now... cause a little ruckus

Na Laugh: Too bad for him. Hope he doesn't drop the soap.

Maybe dropping the soap made the place wide enough in the first place.

Damn, I thought that Mali dude's name was Diabetes

Forgive him guys, cos he's a Superstar don't mean he's Supersmart... or smart at all.

Probly should concentrate more on her music. She did one good song and the only thing we hear about her now is hair this or that.. Lazy

So that was the tipping point. And your
comeback was also a tipping point. Do you
regret coming back?
"I do. We wouldn't be sitting here if I didn't
come back."

Tah, I don't see Any remorse in him!! He's only coming up now cos he's been cornered everywhere. USADA came with the report, his teammates all said they did it.. HE SIMPLY had no option than to admit what we all knew.

Sisi_Kill: I'm confused. . .which country did all this happen?

This Sisi Kill no go kill person one day.... lwkmd

Good one Tiwa. Someone needs to make Iro &buba fashionable again.... Girls are really going crazy these days with their dressing

Nigerians are so down that we lack the smallest dignity or self-respect. When i travel, i present my ODC when asked for identification. It gets on them when they realize someone who works in the same environment as them can afford to book for air travel so i get my change in full... Either out of shame, jealousy or anger i don't bother to know... And the irony of it is people travelling willingly give tips without you asking when you do your job very well and nobody frowns on that. But eh, begging is a profession in Nigeria... My pay is good, asides that i'll never ASK

Yeah, knew the WP7.8 devices would be pushed to the emerging markets in the end, pricing will become favourable soon. The flagship WP8 will try to compete in Europe and America; a two-way strategy to penetrate all markets by Nokia

Sometime ago, Nigerians used to love and support political activists. these days Nigerians hate, criticize,and throw much animosity to them. Problem is there are few of them around now, few of them. The same people who make our life deplorable and worse play the RELIGION and TRIBE card now to achieve their goals while we blindly support them without ever getting anything of our "nwannem" "omo iya" "brother in christ" or "mallam" at the end of it all... That's just my opinion anyway, but ask yourselves -
1. Is the government doing the right things?
2. Are their policies affecting the masses positively or negatively?
3. If not, do we have the right to criticize them?
4. Are we afraid of criticizing because "we don't want to die" ?
5. If so, what about people ready to talk against the system that doesn't seem to be taking the right steps?
6. Are we supposed to support them?
7. Should we oppose them because they are not of our tribe or religion?
8. Maybe they should keep quiet because it is not their job or "calling" to speak up to bad leadership?
9. Is it really the job of some people or all of us to keep the government on its toes?
8. Or is it just right to support the INEPT leaders because they are from our part of the country or religion?

The government is not a single individual, but it is headed by one person.
He bears the criticism for inefficiency of everyone under him, because he gives them direction.
So if Tunde Bakare (AND MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS subtly) criticize Goodluck, then something is not right with the government

IJAYA 1

I don't blame him though, Lawrence Fishburne's daughter got all them black daddies scared... You sure wouldn't want your little baby girl riding a pole and putting it on tape, would ya? Might affect church revenue. Cash Flo Dollar had to do something

Sisi_Kill: Welcome to the Lagos Consevative Center, My name is Sisi and I will be your guide.




What you see here ladies and gentlemen is the start of the mating call of higher primate. Confined to the wilds of the conservation center, the male primate knows he has limited choices, so he must do everything in his power to get his female mate before she lost to him forever. So he mounts her on a plank, uses his sturdy legs and some other big part of his anatummy to hold her captive. The puckering of the lips shows his willingness to swap spit with her, for the higher primate there no greater show of commitment than this.

It is now up to the female primate to show if she willing to take on what he is offering. . .from the way her hands are firmly planted on the plank, instead of touching him. . .it doesn't seem like it's good news for the male primate. Hope is not lost though, the female primate is well known for her fickle mind, so don't be surprised that the next time you visit the conservation center. . .you are greeted with a sight of mini- primates.

Next stop. . .The Mating Calls for the Pepeyes.

Seriously, who the PHUCK is this Sisi Kill!!!! I almost died laughing from the comment. .. Damn you witty ma'am!!

Ah an, why you come open Madam Ghaddafi yansh for nairaland nau? Help her out by giving her your account details jor

Irritating mix of colours

Goodluck Jonathan is not in my opinion.
NIGERIANS are the greatest disappointment to Nigeria. In the year people changed their rulers themselves, demanded for change in government policy successfully or simply made their voices heard - Egypt, Libya, Bahrain, Occupy protests in the West, Syria still on after 9 months, Russia heating up on Putin. We had our chance to change the ruling class, WITHOUT VIOLENCE in the polls. All we had to do was vote en masse to send the ruling party scrambling out. Rigging would have been ineffective for PDP if only they voted for themselves. Even if two new parties had the votes, they would have formed an alliance. They would also be wary of the people who collectively voted them in since they would have the power to throw them out.
But we allowed ourselves to be manipulated by the sponsored media (TV, radio, print, Beaf et al) with petty sentiments like religion, tribe, military this or that, the most appalling and belittling being a campaign based on GROWING UP WITHOUT SHOES!!!!! I still fail to comprehend how that makes one THE RIGHT PERSON TO RULE A NATION OF OVER 150million, a presidential candidate who couldn’t even attend a debate!!!! At the end of the day we voted the party that messed us up for years, the same party we all loathed just 3 months before elections. Even if the guy was competent, did anyone believe he would be able to do anything without influence from the rotten party?
Now they’re sitting comfortably, so they’ll push anything at our doorsteps- new plate numbers, subsidy removal, tenure elongation, power degeneration, illiterate first lady etc.; more on the way though. WHY? Because they know we are fickle, easily manipulated and nothing they do will bring a response from us. Election time (3 long years mind you) they will come with another catchy phrase like FRESH AIR and we’ll all drool at them again.

WHATEVER WE GET, WE DESERVE COS WE HAD OUR CHANCE. FRESH AIR ALLDAY, BABY!!!!

NB: Sorry for my long epistle, please do replace “WE” with “YOU” and “OUR” with “YOUR” in the post. Thanx a bunch