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Politics / Re: Sudan Calls On Nigeria To Intervene In Crisis With ‘Rebels’ by shfizle(m): 7:43am On Apr 20
All these muslim countries should be left to sort out their violence biko.

The same reason Nigeria should be broken so that the northern Nigeria will have their own country or even join Chad and Sudan.

I really hope one day, the Yorubas will have their sense intact sha.

Yoruba will not leave you people's mouth, but when they give you back now you will start crying.

Insult every other tribe in the country and turn around and cry they hate you.
Politics / Re: We Are Financially Enlightened, Not Jumping At Any Loan — Alex Otti by shfizle(m): 5:18am On Mar 20
The Islamic Development Bank loans, with the profit/loss returns as opposed to the interest rate is the best option.

My only concern is why is Otti getting loan approval from a bank of "terrorists" and not Israel or IMF?

Isn't that an islamization agenda?

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Funny Picture Of An Osun Ejigbo Man Residing In Ivory Coast by shfizle(m): 1:37pm On Feb 11
Someone who knows his roots but still appreciates his hosts... Some people can't comprehend

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Travel / Re: Is this true About many other West African Countries when they apply for Visas? by shfizle(m): 11:39am On Dec 26, 2023
The stats you posted doesn't even support your claim, Nigeria's 25.8% refusal is lower than Ghana, Togo and Benin, meaning a higher approval percentage compared to the countries listed.

But even if it didn't... Nigerians have not clocked that we suffer all the disadvantages of high population and none of the benefits. A lot of reasons for relatively high rejection rate but application numbers is a major one.

Shey 10% approval of 1 million applications no plenty pass 75% of 100,000? Una wan go do population replacement for Yankee?

"Nigeria no good", bet una still dey born anyhow 😂😂

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Politics / Re: Drone Shots Of Dino Melaye's Governorship Campaign In Ankpa, Kogi East by shfizle(m): 8:29pm On Oct 25, 2023
This is the 2nd time I'm seeing this nonsense. Shey Kogi people don't know what drone is ni?
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by shfizle(m): 4:00pm On Jul 30, 2023
Wu UK epp ??

UK issa first world shithole

E better I go Ecuador than UK

Person wey no get motor money say e prefer Honda to Mercedes.

UK no dey even dash visa again, so your problem don solve na.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 180 Russian Soldiers Surrendered To The Wagnerites. by shfizle(m): 9:57am On Jun 24, 2023
Mercenaries are available to the highest bidder. Probably got a better deal from the West.

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Politics / Re: Ifa Backs Subsidy Removal, Predicts Better Future — Traditionalists by shfizle(m): 8:16am On Jun 07, 2023
If it was Peter Obi that announced this subsidy removal, fuel will be selling for less than #200 now.

The prices rose because everyone knows the people that stole power are crooks.

So the cost of buying from international market plus landing cost suddenly goes down because of Peter Obi?!! 😒😒

You Obidients sef...


Music/Radio / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Online Music Streaming App And Why? A General Review by shfizle(m): 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2023
Dey play.. Deezer is N900.

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by shfizle(m): 5:33pm On Apr 01, 2023
Good day All, Please for those who used Flutter by Barter for payment of IHS, how did you get your refund?. I used that for my sisters n her sons payment but used my master card for her hubby n daughters. I can see a refund for her hubby n daughters but couldn't access the flutter by Barter account. Pls has anyone been able to?.

IHS sent a mail requesting an alternative account to pay the money. Gave them my UK account and voila.. I don't how it worked but it seems when they make the payment it bouces back so they need another account to pay it to as long as its the same account name. Took a while to get it though, had to call after the usual processing time was exceeded.
Culture / Re: Relationship Between Yoruba Language And Igala Language. by shfizle(m): 2:06pm On Aug 18, 2022
Igala, Itshekiri, Yoruba.. All yoruboid languages that split from a common proto-language. Modern tribal identities contrast with origins and mistaking the dominant language as the original always ignites resentment on the less popular ones.


Foreign Affairs / Re: Nuclear Power Plant: Heavy Fighting Ongoing As Ukrainian Forces Resist by shfizle(m): 5:58pm On Feb 24, 2022
Let this war start fast
I wanna observe something,
Putin my Man.

Putting in their body Woto Woto.

Some of you people are really idiots

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Shines At The PDP National Convention by shfizle(m): 7:37pm On Nov 02, 2021
Doyin Okupe, the Lai Muhammed of PDP back in the day. Na fufu dey always commot for him mouth

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Foreign Affairs / Re: William Amos Caught Naked On Zoom by shfizle(m): 8:16pm On Apr 15, 2021
That's probably the biggest news in Canada today..

The least important news in Nigeria today is
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 17 by shfizle(m): 8:25pm On Nov 09, 2020
Thanks Caty. I studied Computer science, but now going for a business related course. I showed 6yrs of work experience in business field.

Bro can I have your email or number? Just a few enquiries if you don't mind
Autos / Re: Man From Gombe Constructs A Vehicle With Local Materials by shfizle(m): 7:32pm On Jul 12, 2020
See the nonsense we are promoting in 21st century.. The tail lights were made in Gombe also abi


Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by shfizle(m): 8:19pm On Jul 09, 2020

Omo iyami, naso, grin no let us too show ourselves, grin I am accompanying spouse actually. Na everyday i dey ginger wifey to make us proud. If she max it, we will be in 472 without me lifting a finger

Hahaha, na the same motor we enter o. Man don destroy IELTS with masters sef, enter pool na so point fly go up. Meanwhile baba don old small grin grin grin.
No ginger tactic wey I never try madam. I don aspire to inspire to perspire tire, she still dey fear IELTS. No be her fault na, na all this "you can't pass IELTS" people wey full everywhere dey cause am. Make dem go correct school, na Community and United dem go go


Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by shfizle(m): 7:47pm On Jul 09, 2020

I am not considering maxing out, i know its not easy.. Read my comment again.

Fellow Ex-May, YOU CAN MAX IELTS!!!! At first attempt! Don't let any man scare you with their insecurities.. All you need is 8, 7.5, 8.5, 7.5 RWLS to attain CLB10. Prepare and stay calm on the day of writing. Cheers


Phones / Re: Unbox Therapy Reviews Infinix Note 7 (video) by shfizle(m): 6:11am On Apr 25, 2020

The reviewers you mentioned are biased and also paid to do some reviews, mrwhostheboss is a Samsung fanboy while mkhbd sometimes does proper reviews, sometimes not.

No mind all of them accusing Unbox Therapy like they don't do the same ish. MKBHD is a major Apple butt kisser. Watch his videos a little more and you'd notice how he manages to include apple products slyly. Bottom line is they all get paid to give positive reviews, left to the buyer to choose what to buy


Politics / Re: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by shfizle(m): 2:37pm On Apr 11, 2020
Oga you are American, stay in your country

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Health / Re: 14 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria, Totalling 111 Confirmed Cases by shfizle(m): 10:10pm On Mar 29, 2020
Still one death so far. Nigeria immune system is very strong.

Please shut up.. This is similar to the nonsense that was bandied about earlier this month that it does not affect Africans. No one took it seriously now we're in this situation.


Politics / Re: Army Raids Plateau Fulani Settlers, Burns 100 Homes After 2 Soldiers Were Killed by shfizle(m): 8:01am On Feb 20, 2020
Gambari pa fulani... grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by shfizle(m): 4:59am On Feb 09, 2020
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by shfizle(m): 8:41pm On Jan 15, 2020
Hello madam,
I'll say all you need is patience. My wife's verification request was sent by WES three times before eksu responded. Our contact (not transcript office) explained that the school had internal issues with mass redundancy of staff, you probably heard in the news late last year. Consequently, a lot of activities were not being attended to as promptly as should. Well unexpectedly it was sent on 27th December when you'd think nobody would be in school. Same experience with Unilag for my verification. YOU CAN'T RUSH NIGERIAN SCHOOLS. It will be done soon I assure you.
From my experience with this express entry process and what people post here, patience is key as long as you do what is required of you at each step. WES will even still dash you another 30 good days after verification before the report is ready.. I'd advise you prepare for IELTS if you haven't written it while the ECA is in progress. All the best.

Good evening Fam,

Please I need help, WES has sent an email twice to UNAD (EKSU) for the verification of my certificate and transcript but nothing has been done till now. I've been on this since Oct.

Please does anyone have contacts of someone that works in transcript office that can help. I'll be grateful.

Thank you
Politics / Re: Revocation Of Late Saraki’s Land: ‘Abdulrasaq Has Crossed The Line’ - Saraki by shfizle(m): 8:12pm On Dec 28, 2019
As e never dey sanko now, that na why e get mouth talk....

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Religion / Re: Stephen Rathod: Pastor Adeboye Donates 60% Of His Income To Charity by shfizle(m): 9:16am On Dec 15, 2019
What income?

Does he have a business he operates or is he in paid employment?

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by shfizle(m): 8:37am On Dec 10, 2019
Hopefully another draw should be coming up today..

Ẹ̀yin ọmọ ológo ẹ gba àdúrà kí points já wá sílẹ̀ bí odi Jericho .. Ó yà ẹ GBA ÀDÚRÀ!!!

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by shfizle(m): 10:01am On Dec 09, 2019
Good evening, thanks to the founder and those who are contributing and sharing experiences.
I have being following this thread for about 3 months, I have made my decision to give it a try this month and leave the rest to God.
I am taken ielts lectures and also transcript and WES stuff

I have been using the CRS calculator to rate my chance of getting ITA since last week, but I keep getting the same score of 442, please is these enough to embark on this journey?

my credentials

1. Married
2. 29years
3. Education I choose two or more certificate I have ND, HND and a Professional Certificate from Chartered Institute of Purchasing and Supply (CIPSMN)
4. Language i use 8,7,7,7,
5. Work Experience over 3years
6. Spouse Education I choose Degree


Try this app


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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Border Closure Hits Hard On India, Thailand Others by shfizle(m): 3:45pm On Oct 23, 2019
Nigeria’s border closure is hitting hard on India, Thailand others

The rice exporting countries are heavily reliant on the Nigerian market

Reports say the wholesale price of top exporting countries fell on product glut resulting from a decline in exports

A report by Business Day indicates that the closure of Nigeria’s land borders aimed at curbing smuggling activities, especially of rice, has taken a toll on rice-exporting countries. According to the report, the price of the commodity dipped by a joint 46 percent in one month in countries like Thailand and India. President Muhammadu Buhari had on Wednesday, August 21, ordered the closure of the Seme border.

Between that period and September, the wholesale price of the broken parboiled rice, the species in top exporting countries fell on product glut resulting from a decline in exports. In India, the wholesale price dropped from $0.64/kg in August to $0.40/kg as at 30 September of this year. In Thailand, the price of the commodity declined by 9.2 percent in the review period. Data from both Thailand and India, which previously accounted for up to 90 percent of Nigeria’s rice imports, show legal imports to the country have declined at the same time. Meanwhile, there are fears that Nigerians may buy a 50kg bag of rice for as high as N50,000 in December 2019 if the land borders remain shut by the federal government. Already, the price of rice by 86% to an all-time high of N27,000 per 50kg from N14,500, an indication that local rice farmers do not currently have the capacity to meet local demand in the country.

Read more: https://www.legit.ng/1263787-nigerias-border-closure-hits-hard-india-thailand-others.html

Added a little scaremongering at the end. 50000 kó 1 million ni. The border is shut, and it shall remain shut by God's grace!

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Politics / Re: Ghana Resorts To Diplomacy To Get Nigeria Border Opened by shfizle(m): 8:22am On Oct 16, 2019
Did you notice that most of these countries have stopped blaming Nigerians for all the mess in their place recently.. Nigeria needed to remind them of it's importance to their existence as countries. They basically need Nigeria while Nigeria doesn't need anything from them


Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by shfizle(m): 8:19pm On Oct 10, 2019
Good day family and how is the push towards actualizing our Canadian dream?It will all end in Praise for all of us.
Please house,i need your help in clarifying an issue about WES in regards their latest requirement of not asking for WAEC/NECO compulsorily again.I got an information that one can remove a document that was previously added if you are yet to submit that document and in our own case,its my wife's NECO that i want to remove because i have sent in her degree but not done anything in regards the NECO yet so i want to confirm from this family of sharp brains if its possible to remove her NECO and how it can be done since WES can now evaluate without NECO or WAEC.
Please help a brother out so we can go past this ECA thing and move to the next level please,thank you.

Oga you don't have to remove anything. It's not required anymore and WES will not ask for it. Check her profile
Politics / Re: Kaduna Inland Dry Port : A Look At The Activities Of Nigeria's First Dry Port by shfizle(m): 1:15pm On Oct 10, 2019
Dry port? ..... Well, looks dry truly

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