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EducationRe: Adeleke Flags Off Africa’s First Artificial Intelligence University In Osun by shfizle(m): 9:35am On Aug 16, 2025
AI University, in a country that has no contribution to AI. Who will teach teach there jàre?
InvestmentRe: Lagos loses top spot As Nigeria’s Foreign Investment Destination by shfizle(m): 6:50pm On Aug 05, 2025
Armaggedon:
I wonder how anybody will find this surprising. This is just part of a larger trend. Abuja with better plan, better road network, smooth traffic, busier airport and most importantly, peaceful coexistence among the ethnic groups who dominate it ie Igbos, middle belt and South South guys etc Abuja is poised to overtake Lagos. The surprising thing is that it's not only happening faster than expected but it's happening in several ways at Lagos expense. This shows that investors are sensitive to the increasing volatility of Lagos in the past few years, as predicted.
Small news, dem don start with we dominate Abuja. Small time Abuja go turn no man's land
Christianity EtcRe: Celestial Church Prophet Sells Candle For ₦1.5 Million During Live Service by shfizle(m): 1:08pm On Jul 23, 2025
Easy money laundering... Nobody asks questions when it's God's anointed na
SportsRe: Thieves Break Into Home Of Michel Platini, Steal 20 Trophies & Medals by shfizle(m): 11:09am On Jul 20, 2025
Commentor:
Just another racist.

When people start targeting your countrymen in South Africa, you start crying.
Man you don't know how stupid some Nigerians are with the keyboard
PoliticsRe: One Down, Many To Go – Charly Boy Reacts To Buhari’s Death by shfizle(m): 6:47pm On Jul 15, 2025
CultureRe: Soldiers Bar Traditionalists From Awujale’s Muslim Funeral by shfizle(m): 2:03pm On Jul 15, 2025
At some point the so called tradition needs to left behind and we look forward. Tradition doesn't always mean good
Christianity EtcRe: The Original Meaning And Purpose Of The Rainbow (photo) by shfizle(m): 8:21am On Jul 13, 2025
Well, the Celestial Church still has the rainbow on their logo.
HealthRe: I Am Addicted To Eating Nzu!!!!! by shfizle(m): 10:18am On Jul 04, 2025
Eating Stonehuh!!! Seriously, STONE??!!

I understand some animals ingest stone to aid digestion, but humans?

What nutrients are you deficient in that can't be found in food?
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Port Terminal: BUA Responds To Hadiza Bala's Accusation by shfizle(m): 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2025
But BUA has responded with clarity, instead of anger. And not for vanity, but for posterity.
Who writes these "official" statements for these companies though? There's so much unnecessary, grandiose and superfluous writing you can't even get the points the statement is trying to prove.

I was tired of reading by the second paragraph walahi
Foreign AffairsRe: Canada Tightens Foreign Workers Rules As Nigerians, Others Risk Deportation by shfizle(m):
"These reforms, which took effect between September and November 2024, are designed to prioritise Canadian citizens for available jobs"

Slow news day.

TPFW is not a popular pathway to Canada for Nigerians. It's mostly Latin Americas who do agricultural work.

darlenese:
Make all of una come back,
By the way, why are some Nigerians in Nigeria always happy with any news that potentially affects their own people outside the country? You bill them to the last, get entitled to their money and you are still happy when you hear anything affecting their right to live in these countries. It's like some of you need them to fail and return to Nigeria to validate your personal failures or something.

Can we stop this crabs in bucket mentality though?
Foreign AffairsRe: Melania Trump Statue In Slovenia Sawed Off, Stolen: Police by shfizle(m): 9:14pm On May 16, 2025
Gadaffi9ja:
Person fit don go use am do ritual o
From that news wey you read na ritual enter your head 😒😒.. Can't fix stupid
AutosRe: Man Converts Keke Napep To Electric In Kwara (Video) by shfizle(m): 1:43pm On Apr 25, 2025
Lithium or Lead Acid...
AutosRe: Reasons Why You Should Perform A VIN CHECK In Nigeria by shfizle(m): 2:47pm On Oct 14, 2024
Which yeye vin check? When all the used cars entering Nigeria are insurance write offs, like say no be Copart dem dey buy them.

Even before people no fit afford clean used imported not to talk of this T-Pain era of shege pro max.
PoliticsRe: Bar EFCC, NFIU From Probing Our Accounts - 16 States To Supreme Court by shfizle(m): 6:35am On Oct 09, 2024
So Seun Kuti was right saying EFCC only has power to catch yahoo boys
CrimeRe: Money Laundering Charges Against Bobrisky Dropped Legally — EFCC by shfizle(m): 7:03am On Oct 01, 2024
But yahoo boys are registered ba?
PropertiesRe: D0nt Be Broke Because You Are Building A Home by shfizle(m): 2:37pm On Sep 01, 2024
Build a house where you can live or plan to live
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Attempting To Buy 2 Cars With A Dead Person’s Identity (Video) by shfizle(m): 4:08pm On Aug 17, 2024
Thundafireseun:
Every body Dey teif …

Nah who Dey catch be teif
Oya ask yourself now how the country fit ever better with this one wey you talk yourself?

Leaders are a reflection of the people.
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Attempting To Buy 2 Cars With A Dead Person’s Identity (Video) by shfizle(m): 3:57pm On Aug 17, 2024
Thundafireseun:
Greedy bastard…. He could have just picked one car and left….

The car owner might not have noticed….
Person dey thief you say e greedy angry
PoliticsRe: Sudan Calls On Nigeria To Intervene In Crisis With ‘Rebels’ by shfizle(m): 7:43am On Apr 20, 2024
SpecialAdviser:
All these muslim countries should be left to sort out their violence biko.

The same reason Nigeria should be broken so that the northern Nigeria will have their own country or even join Chad and Sudan.

I really hope one day, the Yorubas will have their sense intact sha.
Yoruba will not leave you people's mouth, but when they give you back now you will start crying.

Insult every other tribe in the country and turn around and cry they hate you.
PoliticsRe: We Are Financially Enlightened, Not Jumping At Any Loan — Alex Otti by shfizle(m):
The Islamic Development Bank loans, with the profit/loss returns as opposed to the interest rate is the best option.

My only concern is why is Otti getting loan approval from a bank of "terrorists" and not Israel or IMF?

Isn't that an islamization agenda?
SportsRe: AFCON: Funny Picture Of An Osun Ejigbo Man Residing In Ivory Coast by shfizle(m): 1:37pm On Feb 11, 2024
Someone who knows his roots but still appreciates his hosts... Some people can't comprehend
TravelRe: Is this true About many other West African Countries when they apply for Visas? by shfizle(m):
The stats you posted doesn't even support your claim, Nigeria's 25.8% refusal is lower than Ghana, Togo and Benin, meaning a higher approval percentage compared to the countries listed.

But even if it didn't... Nigerians have not clocked that we suffer all the disadvantages of high population and none of the benefits. A lot of reasons for relatively high rejection rate but application numbers is a major one.

Shey 10% approval of 1 million applications no plenty pass 75% of 100,000? Una wan go do population replacement for Yankee?

"Nigeria no good", bet una still dey born anyhow 😂😂
PoliticsRe: Drone Shots Of Dino Melaye's Governorship Campaign In Ankpa, Kogi East by shfizle(m): 8:29pm On Oct 25, 2023
This is the 2nd time I'm seeing this nonsense. Shey Kogi people don't know what drone is ni?
TravelRe: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by shfizle(m): 4:00pm On Jul 30, 2023
Purvan:
Wu UK epp ??

UK issa first world shithole

E better I go Ecuador than UK
Person wey no get motor money say e prefer Honda to Mercedes.

UK no dey even dash visa again, so your problem don solve na.
Foreign AffairsRe: 180 Russian Soldiers Surrendered To The Wagnerites. by shfizle(m): 9:57am On Jun 24, 2023
Mercenaries are available to the highest bidder. Probably got a better deal from the West.
PoliticsRe: Ifa Backs Subsidy Removal, Predicts Better Future — Traditionalists by shfizle(m):
successmatters:
If it was Peter Obi that announced this subsidy removal, fuel will be selling for less than #200 now.

The prices rose because everyone knows the people that stole power are crooks.
So the cost of buying from international market plus landing cost suddenly goes down because of Peter Obi?!! 😒😒

You Obidients sef...
Music/RadioRe: Which Is Your Favourite Online Music Streaming App And Why? A General Review by shfizle(m): 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2023
Dey play.. Deezer is N900.
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by shfizle(m): 5:33pm On Apr 01, 2023
Afmaag123:
Good day All, Please for those who used Flutter by Barter for payment of IHS, how did you get your refund?. I used that for my sisters n her sons payment but used my master card for her hubby n daughters. I can see a refund for her hubby n daughters but couldn't access the flutter by Barter account. Pls has anyone been able to?.
IHS sent a mail requesting an alternative account to pay the money. Gave them my UK account and voila.. I don't how it worked but it seems when they make the payment it bouces back so they need another account to pay it to as long as its the same account name. Took a while to get it though, had to call after the usual processing time was exceeded.
CultureRe: Relationship Between Yoruba Language And Igala Language. by shfizle(m): 2:06pm On Aug 18, 2022
Igala, Itshekiri, Yoruba.. All yoruboid languages that split from a common proto-language. Modern tribal identities contrast with origins and mistaking the dominant language as the original always ignites resentment on the less popular ones.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nuclear Power Plant: Heavy Fighting Ongoing As Ukrainian Forces Resist by shfizle(m): 5:58pm On Feb 24, 2022
ILEMUDA:
Let this war start fast
I wanna observe something,
Putin my Man.

Putting in their body Woto Woto.
Some of you people are really idiots
PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe Shines At The PDP National Convention by shfizle(m): 7:37pm On Nov 02, 2021
Doyin Okupe, the Lai Muhammed of PDP back in the day. Na fufu dey always commot for him mouth

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