₦airaland Forum

Martin0:
Aaaaaaaa na wa oooo,am beginning to recall back at what one small girl told my friend one day..

she was like ''Do u think you a man''

This keeps me wondering as I wonder what she mean by that

Well u are right this small girls can be dangerous

Lol.... they re very dangerous.

Martin0:
well I need to say my mind as usual,who know's u both might be using this sperm as ur secrets to your beauty...

Coz the young shall grow and learn from their mentor's

Hahahahaha. You re crazy

Martin0:
eh eh oh na wa ooo small girl's of this day's well I nor blam her she wanna be beautiful as u both are

small girls no dey these days. If u see what these called small girls are doing eh..... you ll be surprise.

Lalas247:
Shinarlaura do they do this in Cameroon ? ... come n see this dirty girl

This is disgusting. This no be Cameroon level name. The girls no dirty reach this

Lalas247:
Morning oh ok ..lol was using my other phone I will check it later

Ok dear

Maxvasia:
Make i send u email tell u smtn....

Ok

Martin0:
absolutely surprised

Lol... you shouldn't be.

Maxvasia:
Lol....e get why

Ok..

Hmmmmm. Even you dey do this kind thing.


She s beautiful

Martin0:
jeeezzz

Surprise?

I can. Have done that before

As long as the girl knows the man is married then it must be a No go area.

Lagos

Abia

Akwa ibom

Imo

Enugu

Cross river

Martin0:
shinar shinar
Where ve u been?

I ve been around. Maybe u didn't see my tiny self

lefulefu:

lefulefu:
see it has already be converted to a meme

Hahahahaha. Why na.

This is somebody's gf u guys are playing with oo

lefulefu:
dis pix go make sense using it as a meme
sunshineG hw u reason am?

You guys are very wicked

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Some people can be sooooo funny

This is wicked

wintersnow:
Weytin those ones sabi... Am even surprise they have access to the internet

are u serious?

Fourcde:
Actually, I see some Nigerians are also ignorant here.

You all should get yourself informed about Cameroon and other French speaking countries.

Plz tell them.

Young03:
How was ur night?

My night was good and Urs?

Hahahah. Cameroon my people

Young03:
cc baby shinarlaura



see this guyz insulting ur peeps

Hahahahaha

Lalas247:
This is Serious in shinarlaura voice

Hahahahaha

Goodmorning sweety. I left u a message on whatsapp.

INYOMA:
Imagine!!! I'm getting so much love and encouragements from babes. Later, people will say women hate women #False. Thanks Babe

You re welcome sweety

Martin0:
Do you think there is a Mr right

Of course

Young03:
I know it will still rain here today

the sun is shinning so bright now


enjoy ur day

Thanks and u too

Young03:
The weather is bright today BT it stil rained in some parts here

It's raining here. It's been more than two weeks now I haven't seen the sun .... I don't know what brightness is anymore

Young03:
How r u bae?

Am cool hun. How's everything going?

bolseas:
very wrong. it deceives the eyes...

look at the position of the tap of tank 1 filling tank 2 and look at the position of the tap of tank 1 filling tank 3.

OP, my eyes dey turn me from looking up,down,righ,left,in,out, everywhere, i still cant get it.

You re right ooo.

Your last paragraph got me cracking up

Tank 2

Goodluck. Who knows. Maybe ur Mr right is on NL