₦airaland Forum

dallyemmy:
Manu Dibango est mort! C'est tres triste! ...et un bon chanteur!

Il etait tres bon.

No

Woow..had no idea he had another child. Cute baby.

allandutch:
The way you people attack this girl ehn, it's not hard to see why she's on this platform attacking men. Maybe shit like this - the bolded - is what she's been told all her life by guys. Something that isn't her fault as she didn't get to choose her looks.
If you're going to attack her, attack her ideas and/or her intelligence - or lack of it - not her physical attributes ( unless she started it ).
Again she didn't choose her looks and can't change the hand she was dealt ( well, she can if she's rich ).




Okay, the bolded is actually hilarious. How did you even come up with something like that?

To me, I don't even see anything wrong with her physical looks... There s no make up on that face, no fake eyelashes, no red lips and no pancake but yet look at how she looks. She is natural. And SHE IS BEAUTIFUL.

honest1480:
Nigeria is not found in the map above. Isn't obvious that the case of the Italian man that came to Nigeria with the virus is a scam?

The map said "Europe "

NextD18:

U 're naughty

NextD18:
Not cool

What's wrong?

NextD18:

How 're u doing?

NextD18:
7. Biological and sexual features are not in order: They have been manhandled, brutally masticated by different men, dickly fvcked into pieces, shifted wombs due to different sizes of diicks, no wombs due to series of abortion, sagged breast, stretched marks laps, porridge ass and pussay so sagged and looking like an expired liver.

8. Manners:They are mostly excellent because they are desperate and wouldn't wanna loose their marriage after what they have gone through.

9. Respect and Loyalty They can be so respectful and loyal to a fault if you can be able to find a way into their heart and give them a reason to.

10. Finance They are mostly independent, financially. They mostly aren't after your money but love, care, respect and marriage. They can help solve problems financially in private and make it look like you did it with your money in public.


So many things I wish I can type...

Aside their bad fertility, closing menopause, atrocious pasts, terrible biological and sexual features, 30-35 remain the best set of ladies to marry, not because they are better than the younger ones, but because they are nothing but evening newspapers and aside marriage, they can be helpful to abokki in rapping suya.

This is not a cool thing to say

Thegamingorca:
Buy splitting skirt.

Cover your hair like a deeper lifer

Dont spray cologne or body spray to work


Get a fake engagement/wedding ring. Always talk about your hubby.


Remove the sexy anklet on your left ankle and wear socks

Hahahahaha...then I won't be Laura again...this won't be one. I like looking sexy

NextD18:
Chineke nna!!
What did I just read?

I'm just trying to picture your facial expression while crying and moaning for your wife with bia bia.



https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofl.gif

donstan18:
Seen?

Sorry I forgot the password to this email.

You can email me here "andyshinar07@gmail.com"

donstan18:
Seen?

Sure

donstan18:
Lol, alright.

I'll hit you up

Okay

donstan18:
You typed like a typical Nigerian.

You are not in Cameroon? At where, if you don't mind.

Hahahahahaha...

donstan18:
Lol, you prefer being misjudged from a distance?

It's cool here in Nigeria, also cool, thou we are fvcked. You in Cameron at the moment? I wanna come tour there?

Not in Cameroon for now but will coming back in a month's time. I miss Nigeria oh. I had a nice time the last time I visited.

It will be a pleasure to have u here.

donstan18:
Lol yea, you look very innocent and shy, I've seen your picture with very innocent eyes

Well, it's nice for a lady to look innocent, whereas she's so________

It makes it balanced!

Yeah it's good that way so that when u come closer, you 'll discover naughty me . So how s Naija?

donstan18:
Lol, seriously Laura, you look so innocent and shy.

Never knew you were that_______

Hahahahaha....do u know why I am laughing? Cuz more than 90%of people I 've come across thinks I am one innocent and shy girl but my deed eh .

I

donstan18:
Now you got me. Are you that_____

Lol...u 're crazy

Yeah I am that........

donstan18:
Lol. It Looks very to naught to me.

Yeah that's because I am very naughty myself.

donstan18:
You wear waist bead too?

Yes I do

donstan18:
Yea, that's the way it's mostly seen in Nigeria.

Reason, I asked

Ok I get it. Here, it's something very common.

donstan18:
Anklets v'got a bad signal in our society because it's most worn by prostitutes.

In Nigeria? Cuz it's not seen like that here.

donstan18:
Lol. Ok.

Guess why I asked. Be honest

I don't know why u asked. Could u mind telling me?

donstan18:
For fashion sake, I guess.

Of course.

donstan18:
You wear anklets?

Yes I do

Silas6:
This morning as i wan comot 4 house, i wear my tight Jean and I no too like to dey wear boxer under tight jean, cuz e no dey give me joy. So as usual, i no wear boxer or pant, just my tight jean.
Rain fall well well for Ikoyi this morning and una know as Island be, water everywhere...everybody dey find where to hide make rain no touch dem...i see one bank Atm shade for the other side of the road, na dia people stay and space still dey.
But water dey infront of the place so you go need walk down the end of the water to cross the water...me sef bin wan walk to the end of the water oh...naso i see say na fine fine girls dey inside the ATM place...e go make sense if fine boy like me jump the water instead now. Actually, the water no too wide, na something wey person fit jump but nobody just wan take the risk...me i go take am, if i jump am, this fine girls go trip..
Naso i move backwards small....the babes dey look me, me sef cut eye for them come lick lips...i move back well well...come run..as i reach the water, naso i spread leg finish take jump...na ontop the water i dey when i hear Kpraaaaaaa!..my brothers and sisters, i hear kpraaaaaaaa!!!!
...i think say na clap people dey clap for me say i jump wella, my head swell...i spread legs wider..i come notice say fresh air dey enter my body from under, both front and back....i look down see Lagidigbo Akanni Outside dey sing Rain Rain go away...What is your problem u this preeq, did i buy you nursery rhymes book.
E tear reach back, my yansh black well well for under light..i no even know which one to cover, front or back and My people, i use hand hold my problem front and back...come fall yakata inside water siddon dia oh... � � �
...these babes dey look me dey laugh..why do bad things happen to the good ones? ....I need a towel
...Mooomooo Miii
How i wan even take off am give tailor sew?
. Heaven i need a hug ooooo!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh lawd. You are damn funny. You need to see the way I am laughing.

bukatyne:
Did you attend a boarding school?

Yes oh

It's not abt being poor. At times even after eating a good meal, I still feel like drinking garri.

Oh my God. I can't believe this . It's so sad. May his soul Rest In Peace.

Erediauwa:
Just a lovely Sunday evening as I would have loved it.

But it would have been more lovely to see your pretty little smile.�


By the way, which side you dey sef?

Wooow...I envy you oh.. I wish I had the time especially on a Sunday.

At the moment, I am very very far from home.

Erediauwa:
How do you do.


Wish you same Shina.

So tell me. What s happening over there.