Gaming › Re: Video Games That Killed People In Real Life (Photos, Video) by Shitface(m): 7:36am On Jun 22, 2018 |
sprints1: lol demonic is the phone u are using to type not demonic they claim its a programmed data...artificial intelligence talking to cirri as she is a human being...well there things behind these things...Ben 10 is not as demonic as Simpson family yet we watched it they embrace illuminati and predict future in the cartoon... I dey Nigeria person dey USA we dey hear ourselves we claim its technology... who is demon? ruler of earth harnessing energy from earth to make something has to be demonic.... Ignorance is a real disease. Get knowledge and stop talking like an asswipe. |
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Phones › Re: How Long Have You Used Your Current Smart Phone ? by Shitface(m): 7:55am On Jun 14, 2018 |
Infinix note 3
16 months |
Phones › Re: How Long Have You Used Your Current Smart Phone ? by Shitface(m): 7:54am On Jun 14, 2018 |
PDPGuy: I’ve been using mine for about 4 weeks now; and I’m on an unlimited data plan. what's the plan about and how we do it? |
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Cries Out For New Sugardaddy by Shitface(m): 8:42am On Mar 23, 2018 |
OrestesDante:

☣ ☠
∆ The guy may not be a gay.
Everything may just be about attention ∆
☣ ☠ What's to gain from ATTENTION  ? Last time I checked, it doesn't pay u and worst still, he is not an entertainer who will say it is helping him sell his product else his product is his over stretched rectal cushion bulging with oversized hemorrhoids |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nina's Sister Cries Out “My Sister Is Being Used By Miracle Fans" by Shitface(m): 8:44pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
Who cares? |
Education › Re: 89% of Nigerian Universities Fail to Make Top 5,000 in the World - Webometrics by Shitface(m): 7:22am On Jan 28, 2018 |
[/b]Wetin concern me with their figures? A school is just a ground to maximize your potentials. If u think going to a "good" school without personal efforts to know what u study, you will be an empty person who had more privileges.
<b>Who else noticed an hausa man calling with an unsaved number and speaking a language?</b> |
Family › Re: 'if My Father-in-law Buy My Wife A New Range Rover, I Will Feel Disrespected' by Shitface(m): 9:05am On Jan 26, 2018 |
vineyardfarms: RETARD CRAB Isn't a CRAB a bad tempered person?
How did I display been bad tempered
Little child |
Family › Re: 'if My Father-in-law Buy My Wife A New Range Rover, I Will Feel Disrespected' by Shitface(m): 9:57am On Jan 25, 2018 |
vineyardfarms: YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEMED, SELFISH, UNAPPRECIATIVE, GREEDY, CRAFTY, CRAB, SNAILIKE ATTITUDE. IF I CANT BUY HER NO ONE ELSE. MY FRIEND GET OVER IT, GET LIFE, GET ATTITUDE. BE POSITIVE AND ADD VALUE TO YOUR LIFE.
KILL THE SPIRIT OF (I) AND EMBRACE THE SPIRIT OF WE. AND WIPE AWAY GENERATIONAL CURSE OF POVERTY FROM YOUR FAMILY. APPRECIATE YOUR INLAW, BECAUSE OF HIS DAUGHTER HE COULD MAKE AWAY FOR YOU. And how dare you mention my family? Are u mad? Are u mental? |
Family › Re: 'if My Father-in-law Buy My Wife A New Range Rover, I Will Feel Disrespected' by Shitface(m): 9:56am On Jan 25, 2018 |
vineyardfarms: YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEMED, SELFISH, UNAPPRECIATIVE, GREEDY, CRAFTY, CRAB, SNAILIKE ATTITUDE. IF I CANT BUY HER NO ONE ELSE. MY FRIEND GET OVER IT, GET LIFE, GET ATTITUDE. BE POSITIVE AND ADD VALUE TO YOUR LIFE.
KILL THE SPIRIT OF (I) AND EMBRACE THE SPIRIT OF WE. AND WIPE AWAY GENERATIONAL CURSE OF POVERTY FROM YOUR FAMILY. APPRECIATE YOUR INLAW, BECAUSE OF HIS DAUGHTER HE COULD MAKE AWAY FOR YOU. You are a very stupid person, did you read my post before trying to show me you know English? |
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Family › Re: 'if My Father-in-law Buy My Wife A New Range Rover, I Will Feel Disrespected' by Shitface(m): 5:58am On Jan 23, 2018 |
I won't feel disrespected or insulted. He becomes my Dad when I marry his daughter and his gift is to the family through his daughter. As long as his daughter has sense shaa coz some women will even be the ones to disrespect you and insult you all the days of your life with that one gift and how u can't get something that worth for them.
I only date and will get married to a woman who is way above the average female both intellectually and in finance.
Successful, confident and intelligent women never get unattractive |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Celebrates Gina, His Ex Wife's Birthday (Photo) by Shitface(m): 8:21am On Jan 20, 2018 |
slawomir: yes it happens my dear the fact that you are in a relationship with someone or a woman is your wife doesn't mean you guys will be together forever some circumstances beyond you guyz control might arise and it will lead to a break up but the only thing you guys can do is to remain friends till the end of time.
exactly what I do tell my girlfriend she has shown me love, care and attention to the extreme. this is the first time a woman is loving me like crazy. her love for me now make me believe that when a woman loves she loves for real and they can move mountains for the guy and hardly cheat on him. they will be behaving as if their life depends on you even if you be the type when nor even dey reason their up keep bills at all.
so most times when we are together cuddling and watching movies i just whisper this to her
"baby I cannot guarantee our love life forever but I assure you we will remain friends till the end of time True friendship isn't about who came first, and who you've known the longest... It's about who came and never left. I will never leave you as a friend" immediately I say those words to her she will just heave a sigh of relief and smile This stuff gets me scared of getting married to a great extent. That girl will always have an obligation to you and it might sound good to you but it's not good to the other man who will come and love her. She will always love you and she can always be receptive to you. |
Car Talk › Re: Top 7 Qualities And Attributes You Must Look For In A Professional Car Mechanic by Shitface(m): 7:21am On Jan 07, 2018 |
Hahahahahaha Did i see certificate?
A good Nigerian mechanic must 1)always have oil stain on his old worn out work clothes. 2)always look like they have not taken their bath in centuries and must smell of engine oil. 3)have boys around him ready to learn from their oga. 4)must have a reputation of fixing cars fine and with good pricing.
And least I forget, his workplace must have LOTS of spoilt cars, the larger the number of spoilt cars, the more people will rush to his mechanic shop. |
Romance › Re: Facebook Slay Queen:i Will Go To Any Lenght To Get Any Guy/man Am Interested by Shitface(m): 9:47am On Dec 12, 2017 |
[color=#770077][/color] :PTopic and content are like P square, they are wide apart :PTopic and content are like P square, they are wide apart |
Romance › Re: The Best Relationship Of Your Life Will Be With Someone Who Does These 13 Things by Shitface(m): 7:53am On Dec 12, 2017 |
Finally, date someone that is not real and only exist in the pages of a romantic novel. |
Romance › Re: The last comment without a like for 30 mins get 1500 recharge game begins at 7pm by Shitface(m): 1:15am On Nov 19, 2017 |

I won, 30 minutes don pass |
Romance › Re: The last comment without a like for 30 mins get 1500 recharge game begins at 7pm by Shitface(m): 1:15am On Nov 19, 2017 |

I won, 30 minutes don pass |
Investment › TWIKAS Whatsapp Forum : Join And Get In Touch With Other Participants by Shitface(op): 10:16am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Drop your contact so as to be added up. Nairaland is not compatible with the whatsapp link |
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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Delivering A Speech At The Financial Times Africa Summit by Shitface(m): 1:30pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Diiet: This osinbajo sef, only God knows where he got his wisdom from.
Just imagine how they give him attention while he speaks.
If my comment pain you, hit your head for ground Are they supposed to be playing PlayStation while he is talking,eh? |
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 4 Armed Robbers In Benue, Recover Weapons, Phones(photos) by Shitface(m): 7:03pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
those guns look very crude,they are the type u see and think they can't hurt you until a bullet is left in you |
Education › Re: 13 Grammatical Mistakes That Instantly Reveal People's Ignorance by Shitface(m): 8:51am On Oct 07, 2017 |
op
I have issues with WHERE AND WERE |
Romance › Re: Don't Marry Anyone Who Is Too Busy For You by Shitface(m): 6:18am On Sep 27, 2017 |
someone in clinical practice especially Doctors can really be busy ,its left for the partner to understand the nature of the job.
of course there will always be time for a lover but u won't expect him or her to drown u with time meant for only you.
it can be really stressful. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ahiara Diocese Crisis; Pope Francis' Representative Arrives Nigeria. Photo by Shitface(m): 11:28am On Jul 18, 2017 |
donofdons: I pity this priests that are disobeying the holy father. Do they realize that they are doing this at the expense of their souls? Do they know that the pope are the divine elected of God, with the same power on earth as God himself? They have turned the church to a power play ground. Mother of God.
thunder fire you for equating a man to God. |
Education › Re: 6 Daily Habits Of Highly Successful Students by Shitface(m): 8:07am On Jul 15, 2017 |
EntMirror: Later, these so called successful students end up working for these so called unserious students. The successful students were busy cramming theories and formulas, the so called unsuccessful students were busy studying the subject of money.. Successful students end up working like slaves while the unsuccessful students end up financially free. School is the worst system to subscribe to, then being a student, allowing school to pass through you is disaster..
Being a successful student and a successful individual are two different things. Do what you do well, you must not come here and talk trash about education, not everyone is a successful business man in the same vein that not everyone will benefit from whatever thing they decide to spend 4-5-6 years studying in school.., you can always have your education and also engage in business, what stops you?!! So please don't come here and discourage people who try to be the best they can be in whatever field they chose. YOU CAN ALWAYS BE A BUSINESS MAN AND ALSO AN ERUDITE. Only lazy people chose one over the other. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ahiara Crisis; Protesters Storm Imo Catholic Church, Reject Pope's Decison. PICS by Shitface(m): 8:57am On Jul 02, 2017 |
5chrisade: please educate us about what happened since we don't know. I have written about it above. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ahiara Crisis; Protesters Storm Imo Catholic Church, Reject Pope's Decison. PICS by Shitface(m): 8:56am On Jul 02, 2017 |
kitaatita: If you are a priest, you are not qualified to administer any sacrament. You have disgraced your calling. I have followed the crisis in Maisel and I can't find any justification in what you are doing. It is disgraceful. You are a disgrace yourself to common sense, what makes u think am a priest  ? |
Politics › Gov Rochas Of Imo Quoted As Saying ''I Have Spoilt Imo People With Development'' by Shitface(op): 8:54am On Jul 02, 2017 |
Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo state has scored his performance as the helms-man of the state... Okorocha also said that the Imo people will stone his successor if he or she does not perform well. The Governor told newsmen that he did not get into politics for profit, but to serve and leave a legacy. According to Vanguard, he said this while speaking to State House Correspondents in Abuja. Okorocha said “I am in this job not for the profit of it but for the honour and glory of the job. So I want to leave a legacy. I want Imo people to miss me and they will definitely miss me. Believe you me they have not seen such developmental work before now and they will miss it. “The only problem I have is that anybody that comes after me and does not perform will be stoned. Because you cannot come to Imo State now and say you want to abolish free education from primary to university, they will not accept. I have spoilt Imo people believe me. “You cannot come to Imo State and say you want to give them a single lane road when they are now used to eight lane road in the city, they won’t accept it. You cannot come here and tell the children to go to schools where the floors are not tiled they will not accept because all the schools have been rebuilt. I have rebuilt 450 schools. “You can no longer take them to those ramshackle hospitals, those shanties they called hospitals because I have built 27 to 200 bed general hospitals. You can no longer tell them those stories. All the infrastructures are there. “You cannot tell them that there are criminal activities any more and that your hands are tied they will not accept it because we know where we brought Imo from, from unsafe place to a safe place right now. And you can no longer tell our workers to dress shabbily they will not, they will want to dress in their suits and tie and white shirts. So Imo has changed believe me. I stand to be challenged and corrected by anybody that what we have done in Imo State in six years can be comparable to what any governor in that state living or dead has done. “And if we put all of them together, I can’t say whether they can match what we have done. Have you seen me sounding boisterous? That is the truth. But the point is I don’t make media noise, I don’t make foundation laying stones Programme, I don’t bring women to dance because I want to lay foundation project. I don’t commission projects because for me it doesn’t make sense.” *Do the Imo people reading this blog agree with this self praise?LOL http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2017/07/gov-rochas-of-imo-quoted-as-saying-i.html?m=1
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Christianity Etc › Re: Ahiara Crisis; Protesters Storm Imo Catholic Church, Reject Pope's Decison. PICS by Shitface(m): 8:49am On Jul 02, 2017 |
ettybaba: That you had to type in capital letter and repeat yourself multiple times without really making sense says a lot about Mbaise people. You just displayed your stupidity for the Internet to laugh at. Go buy some sense and come back,what happened to asking questions. Little children of nowadays. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ahiara Crisis; Protesters Storm Imo Catholic Church, Reject Pope's Decison. PICS by Shitface(m): 8:47am On Jul 02, 2017 |
proffemi: So, why don't you, an Mbaise man, set the records straight? Otherwise, all we have is the report that their primary problem is his dialect. If that narrative remains, then neither you, nor any Mbaise man anywhere in the world should be proud. In the Catholic Church, before a bishop dies, be it bishop of Rome or bishop of any diocese, he leaves some names of people whom he thinks can succeed him, these names can come from anywhere and from any tribe. It is left for the people of the diocese, the pope and other faithfuls to pray and select someone amongst the names presented by the late bishop. In aharia diocese, the same procedure was carried out but not one of those presented by the late bishop was picked, instead a priest was appointed bishop from a completely different place, he has never been to our diocese, he hasn't been there even for Apostolic work.... Nothing. This said priest was RUMORED to have been promised to be Bishop by the cardinal that was administrator of the diocese after the bishop died. Rumor aside, Bishop chikwe was the first bishop of the diocese. it really isn't a problem of where he was from, the issue is that why was all the priest that exist in aharia boycotted completely and a priest from a visiting land come to be bishop. To be bishop, u should have some level of communication with the people you have come to rule,they should have known you and trusted you and can look up to you as their Father and Bishop. However bringing in a stranger into the diocese not as a visiting priest but as a bishop WITHOUT NOT EVEN AN EXPLANATION ON WHY THE NORMAL PROCEDURE WAS BOYCOTTED is not fair. Mbaise is 98% Catholic with the rest been protestants... We value our priest alot and our bishop too, we look up to them for guidance and also as mentors and role models. They are FATHERS. bringing a stranger to become the Dad of our home wasn't accepted and strongly rejected by the people,he is a square peg in a round hole. And we are resolute about it. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ahiara Crisis; Protesters Storm Imo Catholic Church, Reject Pope's Decison. PICS by Shitface(m): 8:02am On Jul 02, 2017 |
ChangeIsCostant: There was tension yesterday at the Ahiara Catholic Diocese in Ahiazu Mbaise Council Area of Imo state as the planned public protest and procession by the laity council over the appointment of Peter Ebele Okpalaeke as the Bishop of the diocese was aborted by the heavy presence of armed policemen and other security agencies who were stationed at all strategic junctions leading to the diocese.
Over 3, 000 faithful of Ahiara Diocese of the Catholic Church converged on the Mater Ecclesiae cathedral, Mbaise in Imo State for a rally to restate their total rejection of the embattled Bishop Peter Ebele Okpaleke.
Okpaleke was anointed and consecrated bishop of the diocese by Pope Benedict XVI in 2012 but both the Laity Council and the priests in the diocese rejected his appointed on the grounds that he is not an indigene of the area, among other reasons.
The angry faithful of the diocese said they were only fighting alleged imposition of a bishop on the diocese and not the Catholic Pontiff.
The diocesan youths, who put on black attire, chanted solidarity songs to reaffirm their support for the position taken by the Ahiara Diocese clerics and the laity council’s to rejection of Okpaleke.
Other Catholic men and women who dressed in different church uniforms, also participated in the rally, which started with a rosary procession round the cathedral.
This was just as the Imo state Governor, Rochas Okorocha has appealed for calm, urging the priests and laity of the diocese to sheathe their swords.
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/ahiara-catholic-diocese-crisis-in-imo-state-procession.html MBAISE, GREAT PEOPLE. FOR THOSE OF Y'ALL WHO DO NOT CARE TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND IS HAPPENING BUT INSTEAD WANT TO KEEP BLAMING THE PEOPLE FOR REJECTING THE MAN. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE THERE IS TRIBALISTIC? U THINK THEY DON'T HAVE A PURPOSE BEHIND ALL THE PROTEST FOR THIS LONG? MAKE UNA FIND OUT STORY BEFORE WAGGING YOUR TOUNGE ANYHOW. PROUDLY AN MBAISE MAN.[b] ChangeIsCostant: There was tension yesterday at the Ahiara Catholic Diocese in Ahiazu Mbaise Council Area of Imo state as the planned public protest and procession by the laity council over the appointment of Peter Ebele Okpalaeke as the Bishop of the diocese was aborted by the heavy presence of armed policemen and other security agencies who were stationed at all strategic junctions leading to the diocese.
Over 3, 000 faithful of Ahiara Diocese of the Catholic Church converged on the Mater Ecclesiae cathedral, Mbaise in Imo State for a rally to restate their total rejection of the embattled Bishop Peter Ebele Okpaleke.
Okpaleke was anointed and consecrated bishop of the diocese by Pope Benedict XVI in 2012 but both the Laity Council and the priests in the diocese rejected his appointed on the grounds that he is not an indigene of the area, among other reasons.
The angry faithful of the diocese said they were only fighting alleged imposition of a bishop on the diocese and not the Catholic Pontiff.
The diocesan youths, who put on black attire, chanted solidarity songs to reaffirm their support for the position taken by the Ahiara Diocese clerics and the laity council’s to rejection of Okpaleke.
Other Catholic men and women who dressed in different church uniforms, also participated in the rally, which started with a rosary procession round the cathedral.
This was just as the Imo state Governor, Rochas Okorocha has appealed for calm, urging the priests and laity of the diocese to sheathe their swords.
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/ahiara-catholic-diocese-crisis-in-imo-state-procession.html MBAISE, GREAT PEOPLE. FOR THOSE OF Y'ALL WHO DO NOT CARE TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND IS HAPPENING BUT INSTEAD WANT TO KEEP BLAMING THE PEOPLE FOR REJECTING THE MAN. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE THERE IS TRIBALISTIC? U THINK THEY DON'T HAVE A PURPOSE BEHIND ALL THE PROTEST FOR THIS LONG? MAKE UNA FIND OUT STORY BEFORE WAGGING YOUR TOUNGE ANYHOW. PROUDLY AN MBAISE MAN.[/b] ChangeIsCostant: There was tension yesterday at the Ahiara Catholic Diocese in Ahiazu Mbaise Council Area of Imo state as the planned public protest and procession by the laity council over the appointment of Peter Ebele Okpalaeke as the Bishop of the diocese was aborted by the heavy presence of armed policemen and other security agencies who were stationed at all strategic junctions leading to the diocese.
Over 3, 000 faithful of Ahiara Diocese of the Catholic Church converged on the Mater Ecclesiae cathedral, Mbaise in Imo State for a rally to restate their total rejection of the embattled Bishop Peter Ebele Okpaleke.
Okpaleke was anointed and consecrated bishop of the diocese by Pope Benedict XVI in 2012 but both the Laity Council and the priests in the diocese rejected his appointed on the grounds that he is not an indigene of the area, among other reasons.
The angry faithful of the diocese said they were only fighting alleged imposition of a bishop on the diocese and not the Catholic Pontiff.
The diocesan youths, who put on black attire, chanted solidarity songs to reaffirm their support for the position taken by the Ahiara Diocese clerics and the laity council’s to rejection of Okpaleke.
Other Catholic men and women who dressed in different church uniforms, also participated in the rally, which started with a rosary procession round the cathedral.
This was just as the Imo state Governor, Rochas Okorocha has appealed for calm, urging the priests and laity of the diocese to sheathe their swords.
Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/ahiara-catholic-diocese-crisis-in-imo-state-procession.html MBAISE, GREAT PEOPLE. FOR THOSE OF Y'ALL WHO DO NOT CARE TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND IS HAPPENING BUT INSTEAD WANT TO KEEP BLAMING THE PEOPLE FOR REJECTING THE MAN. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE THERE IS TRIBALISTIC? U THINK THEY DON'T HAVE A PURPOSE BEHIND ALL THE PROTEST FOR THIS LONG? MAKE UNA FIND OUT STORY BEFORE WAGGING YOUR TOUNGE ANYHOW. PROUDLY AN MBAISE MAN. |