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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes A Married Man Stalking Her On Facebook (Screenshot) by ShitNLSays: 8:52pm On Dec 05, 2015
BabyGirl32:


Your papa left Nyash.. Ashy!.. Kill yourself.. I married last yr and I have a baby girl now....
Because some stupid irresponsible maggots toast you, doesn't mk you beautiful.
My advice for you is to watch the way you dress .. B.I.T.C.H...

SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - ADVISING SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:31pm On Dec 05, 2015
anigbajumo:
Read my comment up there,av answered you.... What hell is that shiit u written up there?

No you haven't.

How many times does a girl have to have sex before reaching her elastic limit?

Will you dump your wife after she gives birth to a baby because you know a baby is bigger than a penis .

so please explain what a vagina elastic limit is.

Thanks.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
anigbajumo:


Waten dis one dey yern abeg, if u CNT understand the content make una park out. Is for real G to understand not yer type......


So u opened new account on 2nd of Dec to dwell ignorance here....

Anigbajumo, why didn't you answer my question in the last thread.?

Yes... ignorance like yours needs to be called out.

How can a grown man be so oblivious of his surroundings?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:21pm On Dec 05, 2015
author=INDUSTRIALFAN post=40712727] Help me aske the Shitty comment giver o..... grin he is just staining every where with shit....

Shouldn't you be locking vagina holes with your special penis key??
Congratulations on your shitty comment.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:13pm On Dec 05, 2015
sonofananimal:
and what the shitt are you talking about?

Just you being smart. I wonder how you survive when all the females you know are very silly.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:02pm On Dec 05, 2015
Worst Comment of the week.

Stupidity admitted to raping a woman and almost 200 nairalanders encouraged him.

stupidity:
steady fvcking or fvcks#


Na xo one babe package her weapon of "man's" destruction come my house. I lost my sense of self control and started touching her, she nor talk, I smooch her sotay I try pull her clothes, she say no, I try again, she say NO. I continue the smooching, the thing climb her head, she forget herself and I succeeded and gonked her. She enjoy am nor be small.

I invited her another day, she refused, I ask her waten apen, she say I rape her the other time.
"Me rape you"? She say yes, "how"? She say she told me to stop and I still went ahead and did it.
"Shuuu!!, wait o, when I dey do am, you shout for HELP? She say no, "you dey shout RAPE!!? She say no. "Shay you dey shout ahh ahhhh when I dey do am? She say "maybe, I can't remember".

How I con take rape you?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:02pm On Dec 05, 2015
The comments

1. Admitting to being a rapist - stupidity -https://www.nairaland.com/2778687/guys-how-protect-yourself-false#40650202

2. Advising someone to commit suicide - uniquegem https://www.nairaland.com/post/40658262

3. Most rapes are fake - justmenoni https://www.nairaland.com/post/40658429

4. Girls enjoy being made to have sex against their will - ceecee0703 https://www.nairaland.com/post/40659586

5. Igbo girls are shameless - Mainman7 https://www.nairaland.com/post/40679263

6. All women are wicked - evilforest https://www.nairaland.com/post/40675351

7. Nigerian women are the most silly women on the planet - sonofananimal https://www.nairaland.com/post/40695064

8. Vaginas have elastic limit -anigbajumo - https://www.nairaland.com/post/40710127

9. Men should be promiscuous - industrialfan - https://www.nairaland.com/post/40710151

10. Women should not have rights - johnsown1 -https://www.nairaland.com/post/40708218

As you can see, most of them are majorly against women.?

Misogyny is really rampant on this website. Please send all types of shitty comments to my email.
Nairaland / General / Nairaland Comments Of The Week by ShitNLSays: 2:02pm On Dec 05, 2015
Today, I present to you 10 shitty comments made by nairalanders.

Sadly some of these comments had plenty of likes and shares.

Thanks to the following members for giving the shittiest comments.

1. stupidity
2. uniquegem
3. justmenoni
4. ceecee0703
5. mainman7
6. evilforest
7. sonofananimal
8. anigbajumo
9. industrialfan
10. johnsown1
Romance / Re: Some Statements Guys Don’t Want To Hear From The Ladies by ShitNLSays: 1:45pm On Dec 05, 2015
Johnsown1:

women over due things when power or right is given to them.
For instance their is some women that beats and treat their husband like a trash just becos there are the bread winner.
God created Adam and felt he should create a "helper" their comes Eve. Adam named her woman(gotten from a man) and other,so that reproduction will continue.
Am nt saying that u should nt tell ur partner how u want him to appear bt to an extent not command.

SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS- WOMEN OVER-DO THINGS WHEN GIVEN POWER OR RIGHTS, WOMEN MALTREAT MEN WHEN THEY ARE THE BREADWINNERS.

Hey Johnsown1.. can you give good and verifiable examples of this your notion. Hopefully, you can use a nice analogy to show that women over-do things when compared to men.
Thanks
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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by ShitNLSays: 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Do you know what tongue-in-cheek means? Because that's an example of a tongue-in-cheek statement right there.

At the end of the day, you're what you attract. If you smear yourself with shit, you're going to attract flies & not butterflies

SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS
- YOU ARE WHAT YOU ATTRACT.

Hello punky veer, If a man who rapes women is attracted to you, are you a rapist by default?

If a man who is mentally unstable finds you attractive, are you also mentally unstable?

If an abusive man is atrracted to you - are you also abusive.?

If a rich man is attracted to you - does it mean you are rich?

Where do we draw the line Punkyveer?

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by ShitNLSays: 1:35pm On Dec 05, 2015
INDUSTRIALFAN:
A woman asked a wise man one day "Wise one, why is it that when a man sleeps with a lot of women, he is cheered and praised but when a woman does the same, she is termed a wh0re?
The wise man answered thus...... " My dear..... When a single key can open hundreds of doors without any hassle, that key is a Master Key, but when One door can be opened by just any key without any hassle, that door is a useless door...."

in other words, Men can't be called whores just like you did..... grin

SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS- RUBBISH ANALOGIES TO ENCOURAGE MEN TO BE PROMISCUOUS
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by ShitNLSays: 1:26pm On Dec 05, 2015
anigbajumo:
After you realized that her pus** don reach elastic limits, waten go happen next? sample here once again and move on....

SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS
- AFTER HER VAGINA HAS REAChED ELASTIC LIMIT , WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, MOVE ON .


its sad that most nairaland men don't know about basic physical anatomy of a woman. The vagina was made to birth a baby of 3.6kg in weight , and over 50cm in length , and revert back to its original shape.

Here is a grown man saying, that his less than 15cm penis will make a woman's vagina reach its elastic limit.

Please anigbajumo, how many Bleep does it take till a woman reaches her elastic limit?
Also tell us, If you plan to dump your future wife, after she gives birth. Thanks!!!
Romance / Re: Lady Exposes A Married Man Stalking Her On Facebook (Screenshot) by ShitNLSays: 8:30am On Dec 05, 2015
sonofananimal:
if you believe this! you can believe almost anything undecided

like seriously our NAIJA WOMEN are the most STVPID set of WOMAN BEIGNs on this planet I swear.

can't you block the guy!


why pasting it on fb and shouting FOOL undecided

who did you think you are!

RUBBISH WOMEN everywhere

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS- NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE MOST STUPID WOMEN ON THE PLANET
Health / Re: Teacher Makes Girl Sit On Hot Water Container In Lagos, Girl Dies (Graphic Pic) by ShitNLSays: 1:19pm On Dec 04, 2015
EVILFOREST:

WOMEN are desperately WICKED.

The WORST enemy of women are women.
In every woman lies a beast, it only takes the right BAIT to get it out.
FEAR this category of women.. .
1) spinsters.
2) pregnant women.
3) feminists.
4) born again (burn-again)
5) women with bear bear
6) dumped ladies.
7) In fact, All

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - ALL WOMEN ARE DESPERATELY WICKED..
Crime / Re: Abati: Sugabelly, Rape And Audu’s Sons by ShitNLSays: 1:04pm On Dec 04, 2015
mainman7:
Finally, her real name has shown she an igbo girl! Only igbos are this shameless, senselessly shameless!
MY OPINION!!

The best all the BIAFRAN protesters should do in Onitsha bridge is, look for a way to permanently disconnect yourselves from Nigeria from the Niger Bridge FINISH. The senseless ingrates called igbos want to have biafra and still continue ripping off Nigerians by holding on to their swindling outlets throughout other parts of Nigeria selling their fake imported products.

If you know where to get Nnamdi Kanu to come help you achieve this. BETTER!!

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - IGBO GIRLS ARE SHAMELESS..

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Romance / Re: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by ShitNLSays: 8:30pm On Dec 03, 2015
ceecee0703:


Its not same one is robbery the other is rape. if sexual intercourse is not Forceful probably with verbal treats or weapons it aint rape.

A girl enjoys sex and remembers after the sex that she was raped

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - GIRLS ENJOY SEX AGAINST THEIR WILL..

LOL!
Romance / Re: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by ShitNLSays: 7:35pm On Dec 03, 2015
justmenoni:
Op may God bless u more than ur expectations, I totally agree with you, hope u also saw the other thread where a cool fm worker was accused of rape...o made my opinion that all cases of rape ain't really rape name him one man dey insult me oooo


Most rape cases are not really rape,,most times misunderstanding, disagreement, jealousy, blackmail will eventually turn rape...

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - RAPES ARE USUALLY JUST MISUNDERSTANDINGS, MOST RAPES ARE FAKE
Education / Re: I'm 100% Ready To Die by ShitNLSays: 7:29pm On Dec 03, 2015
UniqueGem:
All i see is a Careless person, a procrastinator, an over involved person and someone that lacks manner of approach.
Why did you wait till the last day? You could have had enough time to run around if your story is true.
Why did you accumulate the whole worlds school fees?
You came here looking for help? You expect someone to wire you 200k just like that under 24hrs?
You want to kill yourself? Really? Good luck with that bro!

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - ADVISING SOMEONE TO COMMIT SUICIDE

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Romance / Re: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by ShitNLSays: 7:13pm On Dec 03, 2015
stupidity:
steady fvcking or fvcks#


Na xo one babe package her weapon of "man's" destruction come my house. I lost my sense of self control and started touching her, she nor talk, I smooch her sotay I try pull her clothes, she say no, I try again, she say NO. I continue the smooching, the thing climb her head, she forget herself and I succeeded and gonked her. She enjoy am nor be small.

I invited her another day, she refused, I ask her waten apen, she say I rape her the other time.
"Me rape you"? She say yes, "how"? She say she told me to stop and I still went ahead and did it.
"Shuuu!!, wait o, when I dey do am, you shout for HELP? She say no, "you dey shout RAPE!!? She say no. "Shay you dey shout ahh ahhhh when I dey do am? She say "maybe, I can't remember".

How I con take rape you?

#SHIET/NAIRALANDERS/SAYS - ADMITTING TO BEING A RAPIST

YOU TRIED TO PULL OFF HER CLOTHES, SHE SAID NO BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!

YES YOU RAPED HER.

SHE MUST HAVE SEEN NO WAY OUT AND DECIDED TO GO WITH THE FLOW.

IF YOU ARE BEING ROBBED, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO SCREAM AND SHOUT BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE SCARED OF YOUR ATTACKER, YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR VALUABLES FOR FEAR OF YOUR LIFE.

IT'S JUST LIKE A THIEF ASKING, WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM WHEN I WAS ROBBING YOU.

MR. STUPIDITY YOU ARE A RAPIST

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