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Family › Re: 30 Manners Every One Should Know. by shizzle11(m): 6:28pm On Oct 07, 2014
The 4 common good manners i imbibed are: Please, Im sorry, Excuse me and Thank you cheesy
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 6:19pm On Oct 07, 2014
UjSizzle:
Oh I remember that post grin
You see, so i wasnt lying, i was dumbounded when i saw it and i had goose bumps all over my body. Will be glad if you have a change of mindset cheesy

Men are so complicated.
Same goes for women, as a matter of fact women are much more complicated than men. Women thrive on lies and unimaginable secrets trust me. Dont wanna go gender bashing. But know it that a rship with the opposite sex is so sweet if you have a right partner, no rship is without its trying times, everything is all about how we manage and control our emotions
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 6:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
coogar:
they have turned the thread into a slugfest. kindly contact the moderators to hide the posts that aren't contributing to the discussion.
No please we dont need any comment hidden, this is just an enjoyable friendly banter and we need them for references, it isnt even as bad as what we have in other threads which are intact cheesy
Family › Re: Modified....Please I m In Need Of Advice..... by shizzle11(m): 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2014
lmao at threat, who does that? grin

op, your boyfriend is 27, how old are you?, i understand why he isnt in haste or so unwilling to go with your mothers suggestion. I am impressed with your mans handling of the matter. Your mother shouldnt be the one to decide for him the pace at which he should go about the marriage plans, inother words you didnt have to insist that you go with your mums suggestion. You guys should have sticked to your earlier agreement with your boyfriend and explain this to you mum. Im pretty sure this was why your boyfriend became so reluctant to talk about it after you guys came back
Family › Re: Marrying A Divorced Lady by shizzle11(m): 5:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
Keeping such a secret from your people will be ill-adviced. Introduce the girl to your people and let them get to know her first, when they are kinda used to her/seeing her, you can now fill them in about her previous status. Hopefully, they would have taken a liking to her and find her too good enough to refuse her based on 'divorce' status.

Good luck!
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m):
UjSizzle:
Oh crap. Please I like men...scratch that, I love men a lot. I'm not sexually attracted to women, but I'd admire anything that's remotely beautiful and/or drop dead gorgeous. There's nothing wrong with a woman admiring raw beauty (or sex appeal if she were a guy) in another woman sad
C'mon Uju you dont have to get riled up. Good to know you love men and sexually attracted to them. Btw nothing wrong in appreciating and admiring a beautifully made man or woman.

I alluded to the le... ish cos you once contemplated it, i'm not taking an aimless jab at you, just pointing it out as a fact that you once harboured the feeling/idea, thou i will be glad if your mind has drifted away from it. I stand to be corrected on that
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 5:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
UjSizzle:
Oh my god! You don't think I'm bisexual, do you? shocked
Not exactly, more like a prospective le.. lipsrsealed
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 4:36pm On Oct 07, 2014
TV01:
And where are you from?

Shymmex, please, easy! ChristyG hasn't denigrated the Ijebu on this thread.


TV
Im a Nigerian. How does that help?
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 4:24pm On Oct 07, 2014
Like seriously shymmex why are you getting all defensive and offensive at ChristieG at thesame time? You need to take a chill pill cos virtually every yoruba man/woman i know share thesame sentiment about the ijebu people, except ijebus like you ofcourse.

'ijebu we mu garri' gringrin
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 4:15pm On Oct 07, 2014
cococandy:
No dey fear cheesy
fear catch me on behalf of your man i no go lie'oo gringrin I know you cant have such a heart lol. Women can be so terrible thou.

Once heard a lady say here on NL that if she gets divorced today, 10 years down the line she would still poison her ex to make sure he pays the ultimate price for divorcing her lipsrsealed
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m):
a yoruba lady had this to say about the ijebu people:

o yes i remember

apparently they will do absolutely anything for money

they can sell thier own mothers for rituals

burn thier own babies etc etc

those horrific stories normally ijebu originated

and yes they dnt normally admit where theyre from
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 4:02pm On Oct 07, 2014
UjSizzle:
She asked for my perspective na. Or are you a woman now? undecided
ok. lets just say you and i understand what i said
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 3:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
crackhaus:
I'll rather act like I didn't hear her give the compliment or that I even saw the 'sexy gal'.

Plausible deniability gringrin
Sure bet! and if she says you lying, you could add that you had your mind elsewhere cheesy
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 3:54pm On Oct 07, 2014
cococandy:
No.
I don't have such liver
.With the way you looking for an ijebu bestie, i fear you may hire one to do the job if your man faulters tongue


Kick to the curb. More like.
but most woman do that already naa, you sounded like you wanted something more severe/drastic
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 3:48pm On Oct 07, 2014
cococandy:
By 'rid' you mean?
kill
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 3:45pm On Oct 07, 2014
cococandy:
Why would I want to get rid of a faithful man?
but then you feel the best/more appealing punishment for a cheating man is to 'get rid' of him, am i right? going by your comments so far
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 3:42pm On Oct 07, 2014
crackhaus:
Especially as the other woman is a 'sexy gal'. Do you know how hard it is for a woman to genuinely call another woman 'sexy'? cheesy

Anytime I'm with a lady and she compliments another lady who passed by using the word 'sexy', I instantly grow suspicious.
If I agree, trouble...
If I don't agree, I'm pretending and a liar...
gringrin You got it. Its not everyday you see a woman agree that a fellow woman is 'sexier', she must have been way 'sexier' cheesy lol at pretender and liar, you can hardly find your way around women in issues like this cheesy
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 3:31pm On Oct 07, 2014
cococandy:
I was waiting for you to confirm that you're from ijebu. But you said you aren't. So no wahala.


I'm looking for an ijebu bestie grin
Stone cold babes wink(according to coogar)
why exaclty are you looking for them? to teach you how to get rid of a faithful man i guess? smiley
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 3:26pm On Oct 07, 2014
crackhaus:
My brother I taya o
she's just an insecure assss cheesy
Family › Re: What Is Your Orientation As To Non-ijebu Yourbas Marrying Ijebu Citizen??? by shizzle11(m): 3:22pm On Oct 07, 2014
A yoruba man from was Lagos curious and asked thesame question as the op, and he got this response from a fellow yoruba man.
Ijebu People are stingy.
Their men are still manageable but their women are venomous(Most Yoruba males have been warned severely to stay off their women).
Statistics say there are more Landladies in Ijebu than Landlords cos most of their women are widows who were directly/indirectly responsible for their husbands' death.

I also gathered the reasons they are despised by other Yoruba people is because the I jebus took advantage of them in the Slave-trade way back.
They did set up illegal "toll-gates" where they introduced illegal tax to other Yoruba clans involved in the Slave-trade and they made loads of money at their expense.

Fetishism is everywhere in Nigeria so i don't really buy that as an excuse.
Although, it appears Ijebu people are more into it than others but it's really a weak excuse.
However, you must kill an Ijebu woman first before you even attempt to smother a Black Mamba. . . .They are fatal!!!
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 3:06pm On Oct 07, 2014
soonest:
We talk about the girl. For example, that girl fine sha. That's a lovely shoe she's wearing. Her dress make sense. That gown short o,is like you like it. We end up laughing. Not a big deal in my case

Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 3:04pm On Oct 07, 2014
crackhaus:
Good thing you said 'a sexy gal'.

If he doesn't stare or at least catch a glance at her, would that not be more suspicious to you?
you dey mind her? as if men are not meant to appreciate the opposite sex smiley
Family › Re: Hoe Do Ladies Feel? by shizzle11(m): 3:02pm On Oct 07, 2014
UjSizzle:
No biggie. I admire sexy girls too.
Uju we know, but she aint speaking from thesame perspective as you undecided
Family › Re: Please Help Me Win Her Back by shizzle11(m): 2:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
Pls you all should stop calling her and send her just text message instead, that way the op's words through you will stay longer with her, besides she will get tired receiving calls from strange people.

Op, i didnt send no text thou, but my sincere wishes goes out to you.....cheers.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Catholics by shizzle11(m): 7:31am On Oct 07, 2014
SalC:
26th it is! Signed and sealed.
Dear salC, 21st will do for me, thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Catholics by shizzle11(m): 7:28am On Oct 07, 2014
"Oh Lord, i pray send now prosperity" Psalm 118v25.

demerry bruv, as you seek GOD's work and presence in your life, may his mercy and favour find you IJN,...AMEN!
Politics › Re: South Africa Seizes Another $5.7m Nigeria’s Arms Deal by shizzle11(m): 4:30pm On Oct 06, 2014
lmao guys are just venting, me i just dey laff sha cheesycheesy

Una no go understand, GEJ isn't dumb afterall grin
Politics › Re: Igbos Jonathan And 2015 by shizzle11(m): 3:59pm On Oct 06, 2014
uch12:
Shizzle11 nwanne nke mu! Kedu kwanu? Otekwana aka. Hope u gallant, me I gallant sha..
Nnem adim nma, Jehovah bu Eze. Being quite a while, i am glad you're gallant, obi di kwam uto n'ebe i no winksmiley
Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Catholics by shizzle11(m): 3:30pm On Oct 06, 2014
peppyluv02:
Like seriously? Tell me more smiley
I'm not a story teller...Lol

#edited
Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Catholics by shizzle11(m): 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2014
peppyluv02:
cheesy cheesy is it a crime to say the truth?
No its not, but you don't expect me to be eating out when i have you wink undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: A Thread For Catholics by shizzle11(m): 3:17pm On Oct 06, 2014
Kizmarty bruv, as we dedicate today to you, may GOD almighty dedicate his mercy upon you and may his favour and blessings locate you IJN....AMEN!
Family › Re: How Effective Will The Anti-molest Condom Be In Society? by shizzle11(m): 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2014
Not a bad idea but i fear it may be abused, some women are evil.

Anyways.....i guess only rapists will be affected by this piece of news

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