₦airaland Forum

kingchi32:
Thanks very much at shizzle11

You are welcome; my pleasure.

Father in heaven, let your mercy and favour be upon your son modestdude in his pursuit of academic excellence. Grant him also divine direction, as he seeks for his better half, may he find her in happiness and gratitude, through Christ our Lord, Amen.

Dear mother Mary, intercede on his behalf.

Some of you need to understand that these things about marriage are not in black and white. Nairaland can actually be a wrecker of hope rather than a solution provider.


#Following

Some of you keep complaining of Linda making headlines on Nairaland these past few days, yet you cant resist opening a thread about her and commenting. Just take a look at the viewing center and see the multitude of nairalanders currently viewing the thread, you'll think Nigeria is playing Germany in the FIFA senior world cup final.

Linda is a big fish, she is a moving train, so you all had better quit whining, the best you could do is wish her well so God will do for you what he did for her. Meanwhile smart ones who are qualified are dropping CV's silently while some punks are still grumbling.

Bleeping fvcktards!

Gov Fayose, oko awon APC

Konquest:
^^^^^
^^^^^

This Olisa Metuh guy has NOTHING tangible to say...
he is very garrulous and he is even a lawyer who should be careful
about dafaming peoples' character.

what character does a Chicago cocaine pusher and odious kleptomaniac have if not a dubious one that is worth defaming?

omenka:
[s]And when are they going to invite Oritsejafor and Ihejirika for questioning[/s]

FOOL! why don't you go and question them?

^GOnDIE

AMEN!

So Linda has been vindicated after all?. Her blog was pulled down automatically haven been programmed by Google, it was never deleted neither was their a case of plagiarism as we were made to believe earlier. Obviously it was a simple case of 'some guy' who felt he stopped getting attention from Lynda. His case against her was absolutely personal and nothing professional, i even thought he had a genuine case. What a sore loser!

I feel highly elated with this piece of news, who GOD has blessed, no man can curse. Linda, you are highly favoured. Iwonder how disappointed 'those' who have rejoiced over the 'deletion' of her blog would be now. Bunch of shameless losers.

Linda, setbacks, distraction, interruptions and even failures are all part of success, what is important is that you learn from every mistake, then come back bigger, better and stronger. God bless you.

Peace out!

Ilekere:
[s]How possible is it to steal the child? Ask human traffickers the same question.
Grandmama snatch-a-baby probably learned a thing or two from her husband.[/s]

quit talking thrash! you've been deliberately misquoting Slimmy05, with your thinly veiled tribal slur.

Punk!

xcelsia:
Lol hopefully my true love will be igbo, that will be the icing on the cake in addition to him being my best friend

We're doing very well with containing the disease, we've had series of meetings and now prepared for an outbreak although I pray it doesn't come to that. I personally think the government made an example of Mr. Duncan by delaying treatment and allowing him to die, it's a clear message to others not to come.

Hope your day has been good, have a great weekend ahead, good night.

I say AMEN to that.

Mr Duncan was used as and 'indicator' sign, too bad for him.

My day went well thanks for asking, have a blissful weekend too. Cheers!

kc007:
Opi.

sorry bruv never heard it, what state please?

theLORDreigns:
^^^^So uncalled for.

ok, sorry if my comment got to you.

laudate:
[s]Erm... this bit isn't quite clear. I have always thought Lagos was a Yoruba town? Am I missing something here? Is it wrong for them to lay claim to it? And how are they spiting the Igbo by having Lagos to themselves....afterall, it is located in the south-west isn't it?.
_{*scratching my head and walking away*} I don't get it, oh. Maybe someone turned Lagos to an Igbo city and forgot to inform the other tribes... [/s]

Doofus! i do not expect you to understand so keep missing it, just dont let your ewedu brain explode while trying to understand it

shiffynaani:
[s]*simply because you want to corner lagos to your side* so OMO Igbo,tell me who own lagos before? Na your papa,shey?

Bunch of SHALLOW THINKERS interwovened with LOOSERS[/s]

You are a bleeping iddiott! You need a brain upgrade. Excess amala and gbegiri soup has done plenty of damage to your brain

shiffynaani:
[s]even a deranged person can't utter this irritating words!well,na Igbo tinz on point.you know what i mean......have baked brain plenty na[/s]

Like i said before, get a brain, grow some sense, then you can attempt to quote, you are just a brainless shrimp

tsolz500:
[s]Shattap you dumb doofus

Chest beater..i won't be surprised if this dumb HIV + patient is in his hospital bed typing this trash!!!
Have you taken your drugs tonight?
Keyboard warrior, that's what you are..
All you do is flex your muscle on NL daily,
Ogbeni enter lagos and start screaming lagos belongs to the yeebos.
Phool
Insolent whelp..
I hate you and your moronic cohorts..bloody son of an accursed osu[/s]

lwkmd... What a frustrated fool! Thank God you know i have been fvcking your mother and sister and we have three-some regularly. What an iddiot! This your senseless tactics aint working, you are not even smart. Ode, Ebola is your lot, go hang yourself

Useless islamic ga.y bar.stard.

[s]

tsolz500:
May amadioha slap you with elephantiasis of the akpamu for having the effrontry to spew the trash you wrote..
Only a toad like you will not realize that Lagos is a yoruba land..
I wonder how you think, you this wasted sp3rm..now tell me how the yeebos own and developed lagos? the facts are clear and the records speak for themselves how the hardworking yorubas developed lagos..

Aside Ajegunle,Computer village, Alaba and messing up ladipo,where is your input felt in lagos!!! i blame the yorubas for been gracious to your grandfathers by allowing them return to claim their properties after the war..
Now some of you phools have the effontry to call our land and the land of our forefathers ''no-man's land''
Ojukwu gave who heart attack?i laugh at your stewpidity..ojukwu gave you bunch of yeebos hrt attack, doofus..

The rebel phool is no different from shekau and his rag tag army..
Crooked, criminals called yeebos
What a race!!!the self acclaimed jews
Here we go again,of course, this ain't 1967,and all you phools do is flex your muscles on the internet..lazy chest beaters
Your so called Massob is as weak and dumb as "pinky "..
Bunch of lying bastads.
Employ?
Feed?
Hahaa
Deluded f00ls..
Same thing the fuvktard called Billyonaire has been spewing on NL until he was busted

Get it into your thick dumb skull,HIV victim,you guys are just inconsequential bastads in lagos!! If you don't like it, ekenedili Chukwu bus awaits you!!board the bus and flee to abidjan like the great mor0nic rebel did

Anuohi

[/s]UTTER BULLSH1T!

Now you sound like a broken record. To many words mumbled together with so much incoherence without making an iota of sense. You need a break son, your best is just my half mileage. Just take a bow.

Pr1ck!

BOAR:
^^^^^^^

Dude, the amount of HATE in you will drown the universe. You are spewing so much hate filled crap I wonder if you can ever look a yoruba person in face to say all these load of hate nonsense.

You will kill yourself with this hate

Oh yeah, so much hate isnt it?, and your brother has so much love in his heart for Igbos right? this is the hypocrisy of yolobas i talked about...this is it.

Nigga please spare me your bullsh1t.

yorubakid2:
shizzle nwanne , you are going below the belt. take it easy on the cultist

lol...smothering dirty pigs like that ga.y is my pass time

tsolz500:
Onye HIV
So good to hear from you again

What happened to your " YorubaBigot "moniker?
What is this dumb Anumanu spewing?

Corner lagos?"
Is lagos an eastern region?
Dude wake up from your pipe dream..

Don't worry, NL has a way of limiting one's ignorance.
I bet you ve been thinking your father's compound reached the pacific ocean before you came on nL.

The yeebos are bunch of fuvktards/ land grabbing crooked fellows..

I wonder how you f00ls re gonna run the biafra republic you clamour for when you guys spew hatred and discord amongst yourselves

Even on NL,you see an imolite publicly rejecting an anambrarian..what a shame.
Tufiakwa

Yet you talk about deceit..
Hypocritical bastads..

Am ashamed to be in the same country with your race..
I still blame Gowon for not allowing the great general to finish you all from the face of the earth.

No wonder they get slaughtered like chickens in the north..you guys should be lucky we re accommodating..

Else you won't be beating your chests like gorillas in the zoo..
Why nor run to kano and call it a no man's land

Oni Ebola the ga.y how na? what happened to your 'jihadist1' moniker? say me hi to your ga.y partner.You talking shyte as usual. Oloriburuku!

Only a fool like you will not know that yolobas want to have lagos to themselves especially yo spite igbos. You want to frustrate igbos out of lagos and possibly takeover our properties, that is the grand scheme of yolobas, thats why you are clamouring for odumb republic, but it is already a grand failure.

Goat, are yolobas not divided? during the confab, Lagos delegates rejected the clamour for regional govt which other yoloba states wanted, saying they dont want to share their resources with them.
Even ijebus in ogun are hated by other yolobas. An ondo man will rather kill an ijebu woman than stifle a black mamba.

Blawddy fagg.it! yolobas are bunch of deceits and lazy hypocrites. You think this is 1967, bart.stard iddiotts. No world powers to support you now. You are O.Y.O now, only Ojukwu gave Nigeria heart attack then, only god knows what will happen now. Dirty, lazy, 'sophisticated' tribe.

Fool talking about accommodation, the same people you claim you accommodate employ and feed many of you for free. If you don't like it, borrow some inspiration from awo-ole and gulp a bottle of otapiapia.

Useless cretinous yoloba bar.stard from odumb republic

Now this is sad

huptin:
if yorubas see buhari as their saviour they would have voted massively for him during all his plenty forays into presidential elections but they never did, not even for once. so you are wrong.

yolobas see buhari as the only person that can lead Nigeria today. They didn't vote massively for him before cos their romance got stronger after Jonathan was elected and yolobas would do anything for their master to be president even thou Nigerians keep rejecting him, and will still reject him again. What else?

ibedun:
Bros can you please tell me something?

Yorubas want to corner Lagos for themselves?

Lagos? or Lagos state?

Are you saying we want to corner Ikorodu, Badagry, Ikeja, Epe, or Lagos Island?

Which one of these places belong to any other tribe in Nigeria? Why do these places have Obas and not Obis or Emirs?

I just want some understanding, thats all. It is important to understand what drives people's reasoning.

stop being clever by halves even a pr1ck knows i meant lagos state. What else?

[s]

tsolz500:
It gets annoying when igbo tribalists like you and your cohorts lump the whole Yoruba race together, and call us COWARDS. Why call a race of people, that has been involved in so many wars - (wars that yeebos will only dream of), cowards? A race of people which had an Empire spreading from present day Nigeria - to Ghana through imperialism and wars.
This is not an attack on yeebos, I'm just trying to set the records straight. I don't feel we're superior to the either the yeebos or the Hausas, and we all need to respect one another. But from all indications, you yeebos deserves no respect of any kind..

The Hausas have everything based on their history and civilization to feel superior to other Nigerian Civil tribes - yet you don't see them yet you don't see them make a fuss about it. But Igbos, who are like the last born in Nigeria - because you lot are the late comers in Nigeria - are quick to think they're superior to other tribe.

Dude,no tribe needs your trust cox you guys are a bunch of confused race.

Today, you are the nigerian jews, tomorrow, you clamour for biafra..next you think Jonathan is your saviour. The next is you feel lagos belongs to the yeebos.

Bunch of confused mofos

I sincerely hope you and your cohorts don't chicken out like ojukwu did, leaving behind his "beloved " race to die of starvation.

Bisalam#[/s]

Balderdash! According to you,

'igbos don't deserve respect'

'igbos are late comers'

'igbos are confused'

'igbos think Jonathan is your saviour'

So in your warped brain you feel yolobas deserve respect and igbos dont, yet you want to be respected by the same people you don't respect. How exactly are igbos last born in nigeria? are you trying to tell us that yolobas and hausas came before igbos or are more Nigerian than igbos? please educate me. Are yolobas not clamouring for odua republic, bragging they will be better off than remaining in nigeria, simply because you want to corner lagos to yourselves, on another breadth you still want to remain in one Nigeria only when it favours you?

If igbos see Jonathan as their saviour, how different is it from yolobas who see buhari as their master. Are you to tell us who to see as saviour? Truth is yolobas are bunch of delusionists, the level of hypocrisy among yolobas is alarming and you delude yourselves as the most sophisticated. Yolobas thrive on deceit and that's why you cant be trusted.

Yolobas are a bunch of two-faced, cowards and hypocrites.

GEJ shames the janjawiids again...

kc007:
my dialect:
Green: ekwu kwo ndu' ndu' (note: the U(s) have dot under)
Pink: ngarura
Black: oji.
Red: meyi
Yellow: odo-odo
Blue: Oji nkele
white: ocha
brown: eja-eja
The rest I've never heard.

Hey bruv, what dialect is that please?

xcelsia:
Aww thanks, yeah we all communicate with him in igbo but only for like the first 5 minutes then give up lol, hopefully he'll marry an igbo girl when the time comes.

Ok thanks I'll visit the culture section and try to participate as well, I'm mostly in the health section because it's my passion and my work as well. I'm grateful for nairaland, I don't even have Facebook etc but I'm totally addicted to this forum, I just got a quick break at work and I'm already back here

Welcome sis, at least 5minutes is better than not at all. Dont give up, remember practices makes perfect and i hope you marry an Igbo dude too

Lol...your addiction is normal. Nairaland is quite informative, educative, entertaining as well as enlightening. Its fun being around here, guess you've learnt a thing or two in your favourite section. I see you are a health worker, Ebola just arrived in the states, you guys must be extra careful nowt...lol

dovelike:
How old are you?

Now this is cheeky.

I forgive your insolence.

oduaboy1:
Alakija own is true because she is yoruba but linda own is false because she is ibo.

Shizzlehiv,you are a bastard!!!

is that all your retar.ded brain could comprehend?

oduaEbola1 your father is a deranged barstard

dovelike:
But Igbo langage is more lacking

It is arguable and not true. Its jsut that kids in this generation of Igbos are more inclined to speaking english than their native Igbo. The custodians of the Igbo tradition and customs are aware of this decline and raised an alarm that the Igbo language may go extinct. Thats why they called for the preservation of the igbo language through school teachings, movies, social gatherings etc. this does not mean that it is less complete than others.

You are still a young girl, a member of the population of the generation i talked about, but do not buy the dummy that it is more lacking. Are you igbo by the way?

aguiyi:
[s]linda ikeji is a typical igbo person.

always wanting to flaunt and feel on top of the game.

this has led to the death of many of our people both at home and abroad. those selling in spare parts market,working in the private and public sector,the self employed and the likes are not left out, you need to see when they are drinking either at mama put or at the bar, they always offend others with their style and loud celebration. when analyzing their adventures or successes its the same, hyping and repping in annoying ways

linda buys her parents a car, she blogs about it or allow her friends to do so
she buys a house , she blogs it

she goes on vacation, she blogs it,even when she got the rolex, she also blogged it thereby making other bloggers look like failures.

my brother was sent to ground zero for drinking wine in an event were his peers where drinking beer(he bought it with his money and stayed at one side of the canopy). others felt slighted,came home sick,medical bills followed unending and that was it.

read the thread comparing her earning power with that of seun (thread was created after the news of her range rover hit the net)and you will notice that she has amassed a lot of enemies for herself even before this evil befell her.

READ CHINUA ACHEBE'S THERE WAS A COUNTRY AND YOU WILL COME ACROSS A PARAGRAPH WHERE HE POINTED OUT THIS AS THE MAJOR UNDOING OF THE IGBO .

if you must flaunt, do it were nobody knows you, your tribe , background or source of income.[/s]

Utter balderdash!

You are a bleeping bar.stard

xcelsia:
Lol yeah I do but not all the time as I would love to, my siblings are here but my parents are back in Nigeria. My younger brother is already struggling with his igbo so I'm very determined to remember my roots, that's actually one of the reasons I signed up on nairaland

That is what every smart girl would do, so glad to hear that, i suggest you visit the culture section as much as you can. You will also learn a lot about our foods, attire etc. You come off as an intelligent girl, i like that.

Honestly I googled the answers, the only ones I truly know by heart are white and black, ocha na oji

lol @black and white, you are not alone, i bet there are plenty others who do not know beyond the 'oji' and 'ocha' colour...lol. Google has always been a good learning companion

You can also communicate with your brother in igbo from time to time so you dont forget the little you know/learnt, thats one language secret.