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Phones › Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by shizzle11(m): 1:27pm On Oct 09, 2014
ITbomb:
[s]After just 3 months since last usage, you have forgotten what the icon look like,[/s] WHAT A DULL BRAIN!
The bolded describes your father perfectly.

If you had a functional brain, you would understand i used almost forgotten literally just to underline the fact that im neither a BB fan nor freak.

Bleeping Iddiott!
Phones › Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by shizzle11(m): 1:16pm On Oct 09, 2014
Lilimax:
The Topic is relevant for those people that use BB embarassed
Exactly! sometimes i wonder if i was the only one that doesnt 'give a damn' about BB
Phones › Re: 10 Types Of People On Your BBM Contact List by shizzle11(m): 1:13pm On Oct 09, 2014
Lord knows since i flashed my android phone for over 3months now i have never been on BB. Have even almost forgotten what a BB icon looks like on a phone undecided
Culture › Re: How Do You Call These Colours In Your Local Dialect? by shizzle11(m): 1:04pm On Oct 09, 2014
xcelsia:
Lol daalu rinne smiley
Trust me you even did better than many peeps around. Personally, i learnt a thing or two from this thread. You reside in the states right? do you communicate to your folks in Igbo? cheesy
Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by shizzle11(m): 12:59pm On Oct 09, 2014
Acidosis:
I am one of those who 'believed' Linda is clean, but I've learnt not to trust anyone. She's not alone in the business; her workers go out there to source/meet advitisers (according to my source - Nairaland).
grin
lol....i still believe she is a very decent woman with high morals, good repuation and scandal-free. She is a shining light and inspiration to lots of young women out there. If i were to pick a few exemplary Nigerian entertainment role models, she will come tops. God bless her cheesy
Family › Re: 18 Awkward And Mortifying Pregnancy Photos by shizzle11(m): 12:49pm On Oct 09, 2014
oyibos are so crazy and weird walahi, hilarious and romantic pics cheesycheesy
Culture › Re: How Do You Call These Colours In Your Local Dialect? by shizzle11(m): 12:39pm On Oct 09, 2014
xcelsia:
Hahahaha you know they all look like purple, I tried na lol
lol...sure you tried, i'll give you a pass cheesy
Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by shizzle11(m): 12:14pm On Oct 09, 2014
Acidosis:
While it sounds wierd, I didn't make up the story. Someone actually posted the stuff I wrote about Linda here on Nairaland.

If people could ask for video evidence on Ini Edo's act, they should also be ready to give us video evidences indicating the 'fact' that she has never slept with anyone for favour in cash or in kind.
I am not totally in variance with your entire post, cos like i said earlier these things(bottom-power) happen, is happening and in fact will still happen...lol and i am also in cahoot with you on one of the examples you gave in your original post. Some of these things are common knowledge and any talk of a video evidence is simply dismmissible.

But again like i said there are women who dug it our from the scratch and whose rise to prominence and fortune cannot be linked to such ignoble acts as 'pay-in-kind'. There are a number of women who attain their high-profile status through hardwork, commitment, intelligence, resilience, zeal, passion, dint of luck or what some of us call 'divine favour' ...lol and i feel fully convinced that linda belongs to this category. This is my position i hope you understand now cheesy
Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by shizzle11(m): 11:33am On Oct 09, 2014
CyberWolf:
I think the guy is not saying Linda will sleep with the Nigerian owner of google(assumption), but he said as long as she will supply hot pussies to the man...
i clearly understand him and what he meant, that's why i also talked about being principled cos if she can 'supply' the pussiess, what makes you think she herself wouldn't be the one under demand?. I dont think Linda is that sort of person
Politics › Re: Why I Left APGA –obi by shizzle11(m): 9:43am On Oct 09, 2014
egift:
[s]So there is nothing like the Igbo-Party Scam he sold for years. It has always been scheme to delude Umu Igbo and protect his interest and greed.
https://www.nairaland.com/1938443/peter-obi-not-believing-igbo-party
[/s]shut your dirty mouth
Family › Re: Modified....Please I m In Need Of Advice..... by shizzle11(m): 9:15am On Oct 09, 2014
^Its never being easy moving on after such, but the earlier you face the reality the better. I wish you the best.

Cheers!
Politics › Re: Why Is There So Much HATE ON Linda Ikeji And Goodluck Jonathan ? by shizzle11(m): 8:51am On Oct 09, 2014
slimfit1:
Sorry never come across any credit when her site was on.
You wont come across it cos you are blinded by hate and her site will be back better and stronger before long
Politics › Re: Ukwuani People Wikipedia Content by shizzle11(m): 8:37am On Oct 09, 2014
christopher123:
The monkey has never answered my question, that victor is confused

I have asked him to teach me ukwuani 101

I will want to learnm the language, they say they are not igbo, so i will need to know, he is telling a man that has an ukwuani lovely wife, maybe wee will need his translation services when I will want toi make love to my wife.

people can be patheticc sometimes...


I KNOW THAT IT IS HIS INABILITY TO MEASURE UP IN IGBO HUTSLING SKILLS THAT IS MAKING HIM TO CLAIM NON IGBO SO AS TO ESCAPE THE NOBODY STATUS


THAT IS WHAT WE CALL ESCAPIST MENTALITY


I am just to ashamed of him


simple question i asked him

what do ukwuani call

plates
day
king
man
food]
monkey
dog
goat
corn

etc



he has not answered that up till now
lol... pathetic indeed! I bet you the confused, despicable monkey may not be able to answer those elementary questions. I dont mind learning some ukwuani too, courtesy of a deluded Vicgoatcheesy His escapist mentality is very evident, probably he found himself in the midst of real and proud Igbo men but couldn't measure up with their progress.

My joy is that even real ukwuanis i have met see themselves as who they are-Igbo. Good enough we have a first-hand example in your wife and I'm sure they will not hesitate to disown the fvcktard loser that calls himself victor, cheesy the doofus isn't even worth expending much time on, I'm done with him.
Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by shizzle11(m): 7:55am On Oct 09, 2014
Acidosis:
The truth is, if google is owned by a Nigerian man. Linda will get that blog back online in 30minutes. Nigerian men will readily help her out if she can deliver some 'marketers'

People use bo. obs to get A in their Bachelors Research in Nigeria, and no one cares to scan these papers for plagiarism.
Not disputing that 'bottom power' as we like to call it exists, in fact it is happening, we all know, but you can just assume such if Google was owned by a Nigerian, some women are principled and all women are not the same remember
Culture › Re: How Do You Call These Colours In Your Local Dialect? by shizzle11(m): 7:48am On Oct 09, 2014
xcelsia:
Hello I'm not 100% sure but here goes for Igbo smiley

Green - Ndu Ndu
Pink - Uhie Ocha
Purple - Ugo
Brown - Nchara/Uri
Blue - Anunu
Red - Uhie/Obara/Mmee
Grey - Nzu/Ntu
Orange - Oroma/Oloma
Violet - Ugo
Indigo - Ugo
All three same thing, How? not possible, Stick to the ones you know biko cheesy
Culture › Re: How Do You Call These Colours In Your Local Dialect? by shizzle11(m): 7:40am On Oct 09, 2014
dovelike:
[s]I don't think that we the Igbos have name for colors.But my nanny call bright colors ocha and dark colors nji[/s]
dont say what you don't know, Igbos have name for most colours, mind you no language is 100% complete
Family › Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by shizzle11(m): 7:26am On Oct 09, 2014
Acidosis:
Very true (without exempting the power of private parts).



But for those wey get sense, they employ female marketers to keep up with the corporate bedmatics

Alakija is a case study.That woman has been linked with some Nigerian politicians - bed wise. When a politician decide to give out an oil bloc to a woman, you should know "how well the man has dug the bloc" grin grin

[s]Even Linda Ikeji is not innocent. In her own case, I believe she has bedmatic marketers warning the bed of her paymasters. Wonder why her blog was suspended? Reason is not far fetched, oyinbo nor dey take nonsense, most do not mix pu**** with business.

Assuming the owner of google is a Nigerian, trust me, 3 fresh punnanies will restore that blog in 30 minutes[/s]. grin grin
That of Alakija is an open secret and wont argue it, but please desist from your baseless assumption on Linda Ikeji and the google ish. Mind the way you talk down a decent woman
Sports › Re: I Am Done With Ike Uche – Keshi Blasts by shizzle11(m): 7:16am On Oct 09, 2014
i dont even understand the unnecessary buzz about this ikechukwu uche, abeg how good is he sef? was it not thesame uche that was in the AFCON2013 that was a total flop? thesame tournament where unknown Sunday Mba shone like a million stars? Like seriously why are you all over rating that player?

Like Keshi, i will do the same if i were him, a boss is a boss and you cannot outshine the master, that's the rule. Ikechukwu uche is the arrogant one and for all i care, to hell with him we don't need him. You all talk as if he is gonna score 5goals per match when he features for SE....nonsense. I am just sick and tired talking about some over rated player


As for Keshi, its time to stop talking to the press all the time and concentrate more on the task ahead. The double-header against sudan is a must-win and no excuse will be entertained
Politics › Re: Agbakoba Sues Army Over 12 Soldiers’ Conviction by shizzle11(m): 6:57am On Oct 09, 2014
Good one Agbakoba, that court martial should not stand
Family › Re: Modified....Please I m In Need Of Advice..... by shizzle11(m):
Kingchi32 i just saw your update, you should have posted it as a new post thou

That said, what kind of life was he living before you 'brushed' him? what stuff did he go back to? These questions are important. I feel you truly love this guy and want the best for you two, but sometimes in life, a bad moment of emotional outburst through our action/decision/utterance may haunt us for the rest of our lives. Such costly, regrettable mistakes.....

Since he is beginning to sound cold to you,I suggest you call him once more, if he still sounds cold again, then quit calling and give him a break. I know this sounds easy but the truth is he is no longer interested and since he has gone back to what he was doing previously, obviously he is moving on already and hardly even care what you think anymore, since he didn't share his intention with you before making a decision.

The best for you is to prepare your mind for life without him and start getting over him already, what you are thinking isn't what he is thinking trust me. From your post it seems you are a very decent girl who was committed to see the rship work out and it hurts to see your efforts fail. It wont be easy but you have to move on. You will cry...yes, days, weeks..... seeing that the rship is headed for the rock after having put in a lot. Feel free to let out your emotions, but you must move on....

Sometimes life has a way of playing tricks on us, this could be a blessing in disguise....again Good luck to you.
Family › Re: The Mother's Role by shizzle11(m): 9:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
Kandiikane, all i keep seeing is bosom and milk, cheesy you started the tirade yet you say you indulged me. If you had a functional brain, you wouldn't refer to the post as rubbish, you are just some crazy and mentally lazy b1tch, that's why you couldn't make sense out of the post.

...and how did you entertain me? with that your tiny bweast? are you sure there's bosom milk there? Can it feed me? Oh please! I can tell you are already over the edge and i'm having a good laugh. I'll just free you sha. Didnt someone just call you puma? Keep jumping gringrin

Arze wipe!
Family › Re: Modified....Please I m In Need Of Advice..... by shizzle11(m): 8:41pm On Oct 08, 2014
kingchi32:
Thanks at Winnie & fynbabe
The guy still has age on his side(27) so he isn't desperate, you on the other hand sense the need for urgency (26). that alone puts you two at variance. The worse advice ill give you is to stick to him. You cannot wait for him cos there is no guarantee that after waiting for him, he will not disappoint you.

Please end the rship now since he doesn't feel the urgency to get married now and it is understandable. No man likes to be pressured into marriage by his girlfriend, especially when he has his mind on other things like making money first, its a huge turn off.

Secondly, he isn't financially stable and no reasonable man will like to constitute financial burden to his wife. All in all, move on. Look elsewhere for your missing rib while he concentrates on putting his life in order financially.

Good luck to you.
Family › Re: The Mother's Role by shizzle11(m): 8:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
kandiikane:
[s]@shizzle11, Lol. Goat, what exactly is paining you? Is it because you are a lazy person without ambition still hanging on your mama's breast waiting for the transition to hang on your wife's for milk? Bloody mumu! I am glad you did not join my name to your post, it shows that you have respect for your elders. grin[/s]
I didn't join your name but i quoted you, so i invariable joined your name olodo. lol@..elders indeed, see your dirty mouth like elder. Keep chewing cud like a hungry ruminant. stewpid girl, abeg gerraway make see road.

Agbero
Politics › Re: Ukwuani People Wikipedia Content by shizzle11(m): 8:20pm On Oct 08, 2014
christopher123:
nwanne m nwoke, onye ebe na anambra ka ibu, mu nwa bu onye nnewi, nup nwanyi na ukwuani ...thats why i am a bit interested in their madness



no malady


udo
nwanne a bum onye Orumba, its all for better.

Udo chia.
Family › Re: The Mother's Role by shizzle11(m): 8:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
[s]So because you are a man you were never breastfed? And you think your post made sense? You are talking shyt. Stop referring to me, I don't like when my name is joined to ediotic posts[/s].
Garbage as usual, you are just an iddiott. Keep regurgitating bullsh1t. I don't only think i made sense i think you are senseless, not like i want to be joined to a brainless twerp. What a repulsive dolt
Politics › Re: Ukwuani People Wikipedia Content by shizzle11(m): 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2014
christopher123:
in my place you are the type that we call the son of his father...when a man is called the son of his father its an honor and i think you deserve that title....you made sense ab initio and you still make sense now


but our people also said that one finger that dips hand into palm loil touches the whole community. yes you might be the true son of ukwuani but these bastards like victor is a disgrace and the annoying thing is that the other tribes sees him as igbo..thereby tagging everybody from there confused...


my brother,ezigbo ogo m your on the right path
Thank you Christo. Thou i'm a proud nwafor Igbo from Anambra state and not from ukwuani.

I felt the need caution umuigbo against disparaging remarks on ukwuani people and not judging them based on the opinion of one useless victor. I have met loads of ukwuani people who feel proudly igbo and made my comments based on that. Ndigbos everywhere should be more for togetherness than anything

Good to know you are married to an ukwuani woman smiley
Family › Re: Marriage Dilemma by shizzle11(m): 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
preshuzpearl:
They're just there. I don't really relate with people much. I just greet and go my way, and I dont have a brother.

I believe that people are too demanding and marriage makes it worse. Society dictate what we do and how we live---You must do it a particular way or you dont get what you want.
Safe to say you don't have a social life since you are a recluse cos you don't like to relate with people. Your self-isolation didn't help.

As per society dictating to people, i believe it is relative. People outside your family shouldn't dictate for you. Even your immediate family shouldn't either. Although one cannot take away the fact that there are certain norms eg cultural that cannot be overlooked, but all that should matter should be the happiness of the individual.

At this point, its obvious the later stages of depression has set in, which if not countered early enough could be very risky, i suggest you visit a psychologist
Family › Re: The Mother's Role by shizzle11(m): 7:06pm On Oct 08, 2014
@kandikane, ^why don't you quote me properly or were you simply in a haste to blab?.

You are just ranting anyway cos you still didn't just make any iota of sense with the garbage you just spewed. How can i wait for my wife to be breastfeeding me when I'm the man? you aren't making any sense as usual.

Punk.
Family › Re: Marriage Dilemma by shizzle11(m):
preshuzpearl:
@shizzle11. I seriously dont care what conclusions you made. You may be right and you may not be. I'm only saying my mind.
ok, the fact yo acknowledge i may be right or wrong means i didn't make wild guesses. Moving on....

what are those things you detest about men that makes you find them repulsive?. (i ask because you said you don't see anything good in men and marriage)

Outside boyfriend rships, how do you relate with other men, i mean brothers, male friends etc?
Family › Re: Marriage Dilemma by shizzle11(m): 6:45pm On Oct 08, 2014
preshuzpearl:
@dcholeric. I don't think you understand what I wrote up there. Its people like you who makes things worse for people like us. You wouldn't mind if I took my own life? You even advise me to do so.
You know what. I would have done that long ago if I wasn't scared of the afterlife. I dont see any point in living if am not making a difference in the world.

Maybe people should start thinking that way. So that we all will be able to make reasonable decisions that doesn't include overpopulating the world and breeding children without having any good plans for them or to cater for them properly
Now this is a very annoying statement. look into the mirror and tell me who you see.

1. You already confirmed you are making no difference in the world, in ther words you are useless, i stand to be corrected

2.. Secondly and unfortunately for you, its like you are saying your parents made a mistake bringing you into this world and going by 1) above, you are actually one of those that overpopulate the world.

£. The reason i concluded with 1 and 2 is, if your parents have taken proper care or catered properly for you, you wouldn't be in this dysfunctional state.

Sorry if my comment aggravates your feelings, i just spoke my mind judging from your comment
Family › Re: Marriage Dilemma by shizzle11(m): 6:36pm On Oct 08, 2014
BrunoMads:
OP needs a long and thick Preek to reset her brain. ....

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