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Captainswag225:
we will talk abt that one later.

yes, you're wrong..

Captainswag225:
thanks honey... Am grateful

Nigga,,,, what's that,,,, why do you want to snatch our wife away... Take your time oooo..... what kind of script have you been acting here since yesterday that she's now your honey... lez, is coming hard for you

firstEVA:
did he say he wasn't gay? are you sure about that? i doubt, he is as gay as elton john. if he tries to deny it, u will just know its out of shame. U havnt seen him run after guyz' asses on Nairaland? u should be more observant
even if he wants to like me, he faulty make up would not allow him.

I know how I will scrutinize him to tell me the truth.. "Running after guyz" -- He just loves opposing & arguing with Foreigners.,,,

He likes you but he is just shy and probably exchanging insults is his own method of wooing a girl,,He has already proved it that he's capable of taking care of you. .

Captainswag225:
hahahaha u who is scared of women? U keep bragging abt ur self but there's nothing special abt u. U look dirty, filthy, untidy. U look sick, frustrated. Ur gay life is clearly taking a heavy toll on u. U wear diapers all the time. Is dis the kind of life u plan to die in? Come on lezz, get a woman in ur life. U look pathetic. A nice lady who has the wifey qualities of firsteva will show u real love not gay love. She will make u forget that u were a product of baby factory. Gradually, her love will cure u of ur mentally sickness. Jux give it a try lezz. If u need any money jux ask me, i will gladly help u out if i can. I feel ur pain. Its hurts me to know u eat jux once a day coz u are a lowlife pauper.

Loool,,, apparently I think lezz loves firsteva,, you should try to make their relationship stronger... .. You're the intermediary here..

firstEVA:
he referred to me indirectly in a post targeted at captainswagg, that's why I came in, and yes he is gay, he has never denied it.

Okay,,, but he already confirmed that he's not gay..... he likes women.. and I won't be surprised if he actually wants to be with You..

Captainswag225:
gudmorning miss! How are u today? I was jux having fun yesterday, i trust that u slept well.

Good afternoon,, am fine ooo hope you didn't dream about lezz...,,,
That your post of 60% living on $1 a day is Totally wrong..

SOME PEOPLE ON NL HAVE SIMPLE COMPREHENSION PROBLEM,,,,,


INCLUDING THE OP...

firstEVA:
my major issue with him is his sexuality, mybe cos I am homophobic. Then he should stop beefing captainswag225, that's a man he will never be in his entire life. Outside that he's my Naija brother I really have nothing else against him

'his sexuality' I don't think he's gay.... or maybe I don't understand your post.. I am also homophobic... ,,,,
So you're also fighting for captainswag225... well the both of you are partners..

Bangali the player what of Bonanng Matheba,,,,

@jayhk,,, ITS JUST A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE,, don't reach a conclusion that easily..

firstEVA:
I cant lose my sleep for anyone, I actually went to bed. I'm available now though.

Lol,, I don't know why you guyz have beef with each other but I know he's also available for you,,,, and I see the pages of this thread getting way longer than necessary....you're both stubborn..

THIEVES,,, LEGAL CROOKS,,, They just can follow their leader's footsteps

Dragonking:
He had a night vigil with lezz and couldn't man up to the challenge.

I knew he and firsteva would not do it.... And I don't think its a challenge its just a matter of choice.....

JiggamanGh:
Heartbroken? I am yet fall in love. I have been in lust my whole life. The girl that I fall for will definitely be the one.

Really I figured it out myself.

All I mean is that boys like you love hard.... If that one girl you eventually love jilts you,,, you think of the weirdest things to do..

Captainswag225:
hahaha slaves, naija must go poverty stricken apes. Where do u go that u arent sacked? Is it s.a, niger, cameroon, libya? A country where 60% lives on 1 dollar a day. See how malnourished u are.

That particular last statement has become a MYTH synonymous to you guys,,, I really don't know where you got that info.from ....,,,,
But there is just NO WAY 60%(102mill) of Nigerians Live on $1(#200) a day,,, Even if someone tells you that,, you should not believe talk less of typing it,,,,

That is one hell of a Pathetically Ridiculous estimation...
I See you had an All night vigil with lez...

JiggamanGh:
When bedding her, can I joined. My dream is to have two girls at same damn time.

Bring it I will get this right.

No homo intended am not a Lesbo.. I only said "if I were a boy".. . you and captainswag225 can enjoy her in your Fantasies,,,,

Why do you have the weirdest of dreams
First,,,you wanted to know how it feels to have sex with dwarfs now you want 2 girls at the same tine...My dear,, have you given your life to Christ


Your Next question comes later in the morning and I bet my elbow you won't get it right,,,
Nature calls,,, bye..

Captainswag225:
hahahaha not at all., my bro is a sharp guy. Baddest ladies man ever. Lol

Nah, you did help him,, he was even shouting your moniker on my MT.,,,
Your bro. ain't no baddest... He's a kind of boy that easily gets heart-broken by women..

JiggamanGh:
The current president in Ghana is clueless so we are in major problem. The good news is he only have one more year to go.

One more year of tolerance... But the major problem is electing the Right candidate.. Is he contesting again

JiggamanGh:
Peach Hyde

ah FINALLY,,, she's the one I was talking about...after so many clues..I know captainswag helped you out,,,

Another puzzle for you,,

Captainswag225:
hahahaha jiggamangh is a gud guy. Abt our population, i think its okay for now.... I know when the economy grows bigger, we will get more foreigners to join.

Its not okay,,,you guyz have small population but your external debt is huge.. You should be scared for your economy...
...Foreigners are already in your country..,,,,,

What am I even talking about we have not solved our own issues and am talking about you guyz ....well I just hope those at the helm of affairs of both countries make the Right decisions .

JiggamanGh:
Why is this turning me on?

Ok Efya nocturnal

Nope nigga she should be your crush maan..

JiggamanGh:
Why is this turning me on?

Ok Efya nocturnal

Nope nigga she should be your crush maan..

JiggamanGh:
Martha ankomah

No dude,,, she's Ghana's sexiest,,,,

clue:;;
she's half Ghanaian,,,,
she just got a big job,,,,
she studied abroad,,,,
she's a presenter,,,,

You should get it right Now

JiggamanGh:
Jocelyn Dumas

Is she an actress?

WRONG again,,, just that one overly sexy ghanaian chick that can make a man go Nuts.,,,

clue:::
Not an actress,,,
Not fair in complexion,,,
And she's tall

JiggamanGh:
Yvonne Nelson

WRONG,,, try again.... Clue::she's not fair in complexion

JiggamanGh:
Yvonne Nelson

WRONG,,, try again....

lezz:
They thought nairaland can always be faceless. I just proved things could get all real. They say I'm jobless and over 40. I told them I'm better off educationally, economically and physically and have been to places none of this sewage rats can venture.

They can't even admit I own an old year2000 Kompressor Mercedes. That's how needy and vain these termites are.

They ask that I snapped with the car this very night. I did. Now I told firsteva my first name a long time ago and as further proof I ask if they wanted to see the particulars of the car but no one is answering to that.

Trolling constructively is my fortè. They don't even scratch the surface of my skin yet

uuuhh lezz,I understand what you're saying but really the internet generally is a faceless world on its own.,,,

They are just Teasing you with all they are asking you to prove.. You know yourself and you don't have to prove NOTHING to anybody because really whether they believe you or not it doesn't add/deduct anything from who you really are..,,,
Those insults y'all are exchanging though I can't even stand half of it before I disappear... On the other hand I guess you are having fun.,,,,
But I doubt if they would answer you on all you're asking them to prove...

JiggamanGh:
My plan is to have a business back home. Right now I am thinking about farming in Ghana. I think farming has great potential in Africa. When u think of the big economy around the globe agriculture has always been the backbone.

Yeah,, I agree with you Nigeria is leaving oil alone and turning to agriculture... But I am thinking of steel production 'cos we have a large market for it and very few producers...though if the risk involved is high I will just dump it.,,,,
I told you earlier that if I were a boy, I will do anything to 'beat' just 1 Ghanaian girl in bed,,, Can you guess who the girl is

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha thats true too, some men cant control their urges, they chase anything in skirt but luckily for me., i aint like that. Am a gud guy jux like jiggaman.

MAYBE I would believe you BUT jiggaman is a Womanizer-- a certified one at that..,,,,

Though I think you should marry 2wives and have 10children 'cos you need to increase your country's population.. so you can have "human resources"

Captainswag225:
hahahahaha, u have dreams oo..... Anyway when u become rich dont forget to donate a portion of it to lezz.

I have dreams that are beyond my capabilities,,,,
you need to leave him alone,, you guyz disturbed him to the extent that he told you almost everything about his life-- that's not nice.... but you call it Fun/Troll...

Captainswag225:
hehehehehe, advice of the century.

That's a life-saving advice and you know it.... You boys of nowadays that can't control just a simple urge..... I even think some boys needs deliverance from some certain kind of spirits tormenting them...

JiggamanGh:
Yes, you guys have your good qualities. Business minded people, family oriented, philanthropy, religious, smart and you don't play with your education and you throw the best weddings in the whole world.

I wish Ghanaians were business savy like Nigerians.

aawww,,, finally got to hear something nice about us.. I have not really met a Ghanaian before and definitely can't recognize one except you tell me but I do peep into Ghanaweb. and one I thing I observed is that you have your shortcomings as a country but you guyz Love your country so much that you wouldn't take shiit from any foreigner even if he/she is saying the truth or not...That kind of Passion is a prerequisite for Greatness..,,,,

I hope you have an intention to have a business you would call your own,, no matter how small you start 'cos Ghana and Africa would be proud of you... My long term goal is to be on Forbes,, hope i would meet you there..

JiggamanGh:
I really want to fork one but I don't know any.

Advice:::Don't get addicted to everything that has a hole