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AfonjaStinks:
It's like you haven't heard of me ??

I will put your little ass to sleep real quick

Yep, i don't wanna hear about you.....



All I know is; that post my dear is DUMB
You can read it again to confirm the DUMBNESS


NB:: I didn't call you DUMB, it's just the post

AfonjaStinks:


I remember one day in September 2001, My dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car

When i got home, i told my dad what i did with the money he gave me and he flog the living daylights out of my brain with his leather belt

The next Morning, my father had to go to work early in the morning at 7:30am, when he opened the door, he saw a brand new car parked in our compound, he called out and we were rejoicing, I was really crying because i bought the ticket that won the car

A man got out of the car and told my father that they're from the NEPA office and that was their car, they're here to cut our light, my father flogged me again with knife till i fainted

D U M B

Please, when are we going to start checking for postings because I don't understand that timetable again.....


And does late registration affect posting e.g being sent to the north or is it done randomly?

Will I be able to leave the camp 1 week after resumption just for 2days for something important??

Phagyrhe:
10. Teslim Balogun Stadium

Named after a former Nigerian professional footballer, Teslim Balogun, this stadium is located in Surulere, Lagos. It took 23 years to build and it gulped a total of 1.3 billion naira. This stadium is the most popular international stadium in Lagos. It has a capacity of 24, 325. It is a multi-purpose stadium. It has hosted several high profile matches such as the 2007 FIFA world cup and Nigerian football league matches.
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NATIONAL STADIUM is the most popular

TBS was a home to the homeless until 2007. The stadium is right behind my secondary school, I was in s.s 1

Every activity going on there we watched for free instead of listening in class.
Anytime they have a major event, we close by 12p.m

Cathedral marina...ancient

maxism2:
Free food? what!!! What if she washed her private part and used the water to cook it?
what if she used mortuary water?
What if it's for ritual or witchcraft?

So many questions.

She may have good intentions though. But, this is no for me.

Nigerians and this damn "pull down syndrome"""....

In everything positive all they ever search for is the bad and negative things but they want good things to come to them.

Tufiakwa

Is it One slap or multiple slaps

Is it front hand or back hand

That's how some people bring problems on their head, if this girl's father is a diabolical person, he will just reset the lectures destiny.

Weird dress combinations.....


E.g sneakers on Agbada,

You gatta be rich to travel to over 60 countries.



If she's a Nigerian, the ONLY question I'll like to ask her is .......... Who is her father

Can sex actually lead to death??

There is more to this story
It could be a spell ...

optional1:
Happy New Month

blueto
firstking01
STFUareyouGOd
mikron
shizzy7


big hugs and kisses to you guys up there.....




Merry Christmas in advance....

Cheers..

Thanks love
Same to you toooo...

Hope you've been good.

Is she really his biological daughter?

No resemblance with the rest at all
Maybe she looks like her mum...


Age is just a number

OXYGEN01:
nigeria?
Hahaha even sometimes CNN mistaken nigeria for Niger and you think the ignorant average american knows about that shithole?
Even majority of them think Africa is a country.
You dont travel so you dont know anything yet you are here making noise.
Dumb and funny creature.
Hahaha

Now he wants to divert the matter of discussion as usual...
Of all the countries I listed, Nig. Is the hurting your feelings
Were we talking about Nigeria??
Or the over 50% rubbish you posted.

For over 2years now, you continue to be nothing but an Absolute nuisance on Nairaland.

Captainswag,Azontoghost, jiggamangh are some sensible Ghanaians I know here but you've been nothing but a disgrace to that country yet you think you're defending Ghana.

Your lifestyle must really be a frustrating one.
2014, 2015 now 2016 you still continue be a degenerate.
I'm not even replying you again.

loveourlagos:
He is very correct..Most Americans are confidently ignorant.

Not to the extent of OVER half of their population not being able to NAME 5 countries...

That's a ridiculous assertion.

I know they can be ignorant that's why I purposely asked if he meant 5 countries in Africa or the world...

OXYGEN01:
Shut up there,what do you know?
Over 50% of Americans dont know anything outside america

ahahahaha as expected...
I purposely asked if you meant 5 countries in Africa or the World..

Even if they don't know a lot of countries, there is no way OVER 50% of their population won't know...

RUSSIA
CHINA
INDIA
NIGERIA
AUSTRALIA
ARGENTINA
GERMANY....


Are you psychologically alright
OR
you just want to play dumb as usual..

Gossiplover:
Do you have a waec result?

No, I have WASSCE


Forever celebrating mediocrity..

What is the definition of HERO again

*grabs dictionary*

OXYGEN01:
Over 50% of Americans cant name even 5 countries.
This is no news

Utter rubbish....

5 countries in Africa OR
5 countries in the world.

Think before you type oooo

Azontoghost, Don't you think this girl needs some serious lashing....

OXYGEN01:
Whats the sense in what youve written?

Ah Ah Ah so you're still alive...

iambabaG:
So because she is white.. he is smiling soo sheepishly??

When will black people wake the hell up.. they are not better; they only applied their brains which we have in abundance!

So because they are blacks..... She is smiling soo sheepishly??

Thermodynamics:
How many black foreigners gets the opportunity of an audience with the Queen of England. We value white people too much in this country.

. Gaawwddd.... you're a very sentimental person.

iblawi:
pls provide a links cos I've never heard of it. Only in South Africa that unarmed men rob security officials.

You shouldn't waste your time on 'the' jayceeon,,,,he is Obviously, definitely a recycled troll....
You're just gonna do it all over again.

Hummm, I guess mzikilazi or thizaa, it could be any of them though.

Chai!!
The Lion destroyed that girl mehn...
She was his prey..

DeDuchess:
Awwww! Don't worry your story will turn gold. Who knows? The state they will send you to will be where you will become our billionaire.... It is well dear.

Amen ooo. thanks

Billionaire is an important word I don't mind staying in borno or Iraq for that...

iblawi:
What concerns you with Adamawa? Am sure you don't have plans of coming back home until after 1 year. Almost three days journey to Lagos. You are already in Cameroon dear

Yyaaayyy ibla is here.....
3 what
I was just out of it when I was filling those states.
I'm even supposed to come back home, 1 week after I've gone for something important.

I think they won't post me there and there was a notice on the portal that pcms posted to Adamawa, borno and yobe are free to redeploy after orientation. I'm sha praying for a miracle.

guruvivicawelt:
ma own probz is d condition of d place self.. heard sometin like we gonna sleep on d floor. i mean no foam.. dah one go worri me

Don't worry, the floor is not that bad remember, you're serving your country, your country is not serving you..


Be ready to live like a servant
Endure my dear, there is NEPA at the end of the tunnel

surpriseMe:
Funny gurl chain..
first u can't carry foodstuff o..but u can carry golden morn, Pringles, garri sure die and tea...
they will serve u foods lyk beans, porridge, jellof rice, in camp.
And yes is going to be 3 square meals after rigorous training.. so be prepared babe.

Loooll, you gan sef is it possible to carry tea to camp I know what you mean sha

That beans will be mosqibeans, jEllof rice indeed... Well I hope I'll find a way to sort myself out.
Next Question::

Do you know how many people will be a room?
The soldiers there are they REAL, REALLY, REAL LIFE Nigerian soldiers or they are Nysc soldiers.

I am a stubborn person, make I know how I go comport myself so I won't come back home handicapped...

surpriseMe:
SOR or certificate... very important.. God will do it.

Me, I have a lot of questions to ask because I've not gone for this type of holiday before.

1. Can I bring foodstuffs from my house?
2. What type of food will they give me there??
3. Is it going to be a complete 3 square meal??


Abegii, the answers to those questions are highly important.
I need to know what I'm going to face there.

guruvivicawelt:
hahahaha *u shine ur eye tire... buh dey might reopen some states.. someone told me dat

Even if they reopen some States, I can't change my choice again. It will be the luck of those who are yet to register.

aBbiie25:
It is well dear.

I pray oooo... The next chase now is statement of result because I heard that we'll need it.

Dream2:
Mehn,I don enter am.
Osun state ke?I no want.

I am just praying that they don't post me to any of the States I picked. At least somewhere better.

DeDuchess:
Wait! Are all the South-South states exhausted....
Port Harcourcourt?
Cross River?
Bayelsa?
Delta?
Please reply and share more. Thank you.

Not EVEN 1 SOUTH SOUTH state....
I shine eyes for the computer tire...


The thing is full of northern States.
My friend that registered before me still saw ondo and OSUN and she picked Ondo by the time it was my turn, only OSUN was left.

Kwara, Kaduna, abuja, kebbi all gone.

I was left with ebonyi, abia, katsina, borno, Adamawa, jos, Benue, sokoto, niger and those "end of Nigeria" states