₦airaland Forum

O my....

I watched her wrestle thanks to D rock....
All that muscle don go be that...

iblawi:
are you from oyo

Noooo,, another sw state.
Hope you've left plateau.

Who on earth is prince


Here in Omoriodo street, Amala-lafeje metropolis, Efo riro town in the province of Oyo, Nigeria, west Africa, Africa....


We only have 1 prince,
Prince Alayeluwa 1 of somodobo kingdom and he's not dead...

Jiggamangh, Azontoghost, see what your brothers are doing, Nigerians can't rape an 81 yr old grandma.... That your country na tufiakwa. ......


Those men are definitely principalities and powers because I don't understand what's enticing in an 81yr old grandma....

well, my real name:

Laco mzilloza

Terrible.....


I used to think abakaliki is the worst, does ebonyi state even have a governor.

No news, Nothing from there...

I am looking for iblawi....


If found please tell him I am already in Paris.
Thanks.

dollyjoy:
kikikikikikikikikikik.

dolly baby, how are you? I can't check PMs because I don't have access to this e-mail. Thanks for your concern, hope you've registered for miss nairaland...

@dp, you're looking muah and I am also seeing somedin.

Nairaland = General Online Madness. m

Why is it on front page

I.need a detailed explanation

WHAT IS THIS

CHISOS!!!!
This is unbalavaible....
Women dey suffer abegiii
She pweety though. congrats.

iyke926:
Seems you are using Glo or your phone dey stammer. I'll ban you next time for post 3 times.





Those ladies are so skinny and not that beautiful. Sometimes I wonder criterias used to crown a Miss blah blah blah.

I tire oooooo.... The network just dey gallop anyhow....
..

Being fat is not the same as beautiful.....
Abi wetin you dey yarn gan sef.....
Fatness is sickness especially as one gets older...

Their criterias are terrible sometimes, some are based on personal choice....
that's why I hardly contest for any beauty competition

EXTREMELY beautiful is an exaggeration.

I've seen finer girls walking down the street of Lagos. I mean black beauties...

EXTREMELY beautiful is an exaggeration.

I've seen finer girls walking down the street of Lagos. I mean black beauties...

EXTREMELY beautiful is an exaggeration.

I've seen finer girls walking down the street of Lagos. I mean black beauties...

I do number 6, God forgive me please...

looool, Nobody is talking about the specifications of the phone....

Na price dem carry for head..

There are orphans all over the world who fend for themselves.....
You're here being a cry baby....

Your future husband is in some deep serious trouble...

Leave the house, go straight to a club and strip...
..mmttssccheww

olac21:
Kokoro for guys,obo for girls

No reasonable parent will tell that to their daughter......


Even till now I find it awkward calling it except if I'm referring to Davido ...

halfricanadian:
i'm coming to climb u just wait let me get my Love Machine

Halfrica, you're becoming a badt girl.....
I go flog you oiooi


I didn't even know the last word you typed is kini wontipe on NL?....

I thought bladder is for Urine..... am I wrong??

You be her physiological father na

vizkiz:
will you all believe me now whenever I say 85% of Nigerian girls are gold diggers? (they are coming for me )

I think I need to start doubling my condoms from now on. We furck with 2 CDs on or we no furck at all

Lol... I knew some biitches ate gonna get mad at this. OK, she isn't Nigerian but she has gat no mojo compared to a 9ja babe

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klexycole:
God Bless You Sir.




Shizzy7

Mr. Man how are you? shey you dey vex ni?
huuumm, so ya birthday is 27th, that's a special day to me.
where are you having the parry

ifenes:
Fair enough Mr hard worker who thinks others don't work hard too. Not everyone is greedy. I choose to help people rather than extort money off them.

Uncle, its NOT extortion, its a transaction.

Tooth ache na nightmare

CHAI!!!! I wan kolo, went to the dentist to remove it when I saw sad looking faces and the way some people were crying plus swollen cheeks everywhere..... omo, I fly.

I started asking everybody and anybody about cure for tooth decay. Trust Nigerians they'll always have something to prescribe.
I used so many things, I didn't even know the one that cured it.
The weirdest is pouring petrol in my mouth...

The guy is my classmate.

He was not like this in year1
Started changing gradually ...

By 300L, e don boil.

The dude is my classmate.

CHAIII!!!
There is God oooo.
if to say I never see fine boy before a ba ni won fine....