₦airaland Forum

AfroKnight:
One of the most disgusting things a lady can say is "I gave him sex" or some dumbshit like that. The pleasure of sex goes both ways. Ain't nobody using you.

OP you have a point jare.

Huuu, it's not "I gave him sex", the major sentence is "he used me" when it gets rough "and dumped" comes in.

raayah:
Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.

I was thinking of replying his "women are meant to be in the kitchen" post until I saw this.

Amazing reply I must say, I couldn't have typed anything more than this.

insecurity

lezz:
Been kicking their asses and having mine kicked as well.

I kind of stayed far off from national politics; too much sectionalism there. I'm pro Nigeria.

But the economy seems to be on autopilot, I must confess.

Nice Signature.

You guys have a mutual relationship in connection to that thread. I used to avoid the sectionalism but I just developed certain interest in it so I now engage in those arguments. Though I have never clicked on the sectionalism section because the one in politics is more than enough.

I'd be shocked if you filled the slum book because this is the first time I'm seeing you in the romance section, I guess you just got a new babe.

Dnacode:
Do you know what it means to use the sign '.......' when submitting one's point?

It is actually three dots and it's called Ellipsis used to indicate an intentional omission of words in a sentence or there is more to a sentence.

I don't know if it means something else on NL, some people just use them randomly sometimes.

lezz:
Shizzy where've you been?

lezz Baba, I dey oooo.
I've been on NL but more into our internal politics, you know a lot has been happening in this country and it matters to me.

How are you coping with your international e-friends?

ERockson:
Igbo will only become president only by quota system. Biafra or Presidency?

So when an Igbo man becomes President then you will become Nigerians again and citizens of the zoo you threaten to burn.

Those who died for your Biafra these past weeks just wasted their lives......

Okorocha of all people, even Jonathan will get more votes than that man.

misspicy:
Jesus christ of nazareth who told all of you that am fat....me that am the thinnest girl in my work plac even.halfrica is fatter than me

abeg am very small you people should lap am like feather


shizzy7 lemme stand on your leg,the show is on the stage and am.too short to see it

Yes, you're fat.
Stand on my leg ke?
Lai lai you will be break my legs.
I have the perfect shoes you need, You will see everything when you wear the shoes.

misspicy:
aunty shizzy this one don pass draw o.....one fighter brought evidence i think he is winning as of now ...





please i don't like beans lets make rice and raw egg....abeg

Rice and raw egg it is.


Jollyjoy, I have baked a cake for all spectators ooo.
I think the match has ended.

halfrica:
As honorable jega i hereby declare the voting of insults opened please do not go against d law i jega no dey collect bribe now pour out ur feelins with insult ur insults on nl is ur right use it!!!!!!

But you are always Partial and we must have an Orubebe who is bold enough to tell you that and scatter everything...

Jolllyjoy:
no seat again.


Shizzy7 abeg lap her,i ho lap halfrica na she her weight light pass


*@waiter, more porncorn pls

You mean I should lap this fat Misspicy...

The lord is my strength!!!
I gat your back spicy with the miss.

Jolllyjoy:
aproko mode



the fight is between chelsea* thesonofm..... and man you*sherrriiii.


Then apc joined* sad.....ist and pdp come in* trap.......l





it gonna be fun

Amebo is our hubby....

For now it's still a draw..

Representatives of APA, APGA, KOWA, DPP(Democratic People's Party) are on their way.

Halfrica na Jega.

Missspicy wants to join the Spectators Club of Nairaland(SCON)... What shall we offer her?

I suggest Boiled beans mixed with raw egg - Yummy

Jolllyjoy:
Grab porncorn
shizzy7 come watch dis game

Grabs Amala and Shawama.
*pushes her to the floor with my big butts*
*sits on the chair*

Warris happening abegii....

Na lie.

halfrica:
I av a good mouth in jesus name amin jesu

ewo ni epe gan *like are u four reels*

Of course, I know you have a good mouth, I was just mimicking jollyjoy.
Halleluyah someborry!!!

So when do they normally hold the miss nairaland contest?

Jolllyjoy:
i go contest if plenty money dey.


Halfrica go use badmouth spoil my campaign for me.

Na only u go be my campaign manageress

Aawww, I can't do it alone, it's a tough task and she is the only one I trust.

Halfrica go use bad mouth spoil your opponents so that you will win the contest.


How much do you need? I will just have to call Bank of America and it's settled.

Dnacode:
Nigerian evil politics of tribalism n greed pushed unnecessary number of Igbos into trade.

Yorubas unhealthy need for control made government close other seaports besides Lagos and so since Igbos had been 'forced' into trade, they had to emigrate to Lagos because of its seaport.

Thank you OPC.
We will never forget this kindness n understanding.

Whatever popularity Lagos sea port has today is connected to the slave trade era because that was their main route.

What do you mean by FORCED into trade?
Are igbos the only traders in Nigeria?
Do you even know what you're saying?

Ibaka seaport is on the way...

halfrica:
Haaaa joy mis nl she done win before d contest sef

her name don full ballot box sef

HA That one na serious rigging. She has to buy the ticket and we do our job.

Follow due process..

Jolllyjoy:
An educated man who knows his way can never poor...

Nice Comment but the way has to be legal.

The person wey dey help you snap all these your photoshoots should be receiving salary from you or your boyfriend. You just dey flaunt them anyhow for dp.

You should contest for the next miss nairaland. Halfrica and I will be your campaign manageress.

xpac01:
Hediot! What's the meaning of superstressful . So people travelling by road are all dead That's my quagmire with some top secular artistes. Feeling like aliens among humans...

Don't mind him, when he was selling plantain, he called it hustling now that he is still enjoying he is saying super stressful.

When did Nigerian police become drivers to celebrities abi is it my eyes that is seeing wrong thin.

10 years down the lane..

You don Matriculate
You don graduate
You don marry
You don born Shildren

And Nairaland has been ya companion.

Ambode is coming to talk as usual.
Talk, talk, talk. "we will" every damn time. Things have been burning and falling since he became the governor.


They have a rubbish fire station almost opposite the bridge where the incidence happened but NO WATER.



Fashola where at thou?

The president is always travelling outside the country like something is chasing him now the the country's Number 3 man is emulating him.




I think Nigeria will be better of without a government, Senate or federal institution.

ojsmscom:
Thunder will fire you.. It is your mother and your father that APC will win not my state. You think we don't know your plans. You are looking for a state that will relinquish her allocation and be sponsoring your stupid APC PLOTS LIKE AMAECHI FOOLISHLY DID.

Calm down, They will win and you can not do anything about it.
Fact.

Huumm, On the day of election. pathetic.

Madness every where. What can we not eat in this country? we eat dog, snake, rat, monkey, cat, Bush meat and now LION the king of the jungle.


To all the suya eaters, u na go chop human being meat one day.

That's a strategy. One way to avoid corruption scandals just tell them you don't know what is happening because you're always sleeping.

klexycole:
Let's Keep Supporting Them Shizzy.

Okay, I'll support them partially. Where did you disappear to? Optional has been missing you. I had to beg her to stop crying.

NinaTohBadt:
THE BUSH BABY IS CALLED "EGBERE"

And we have 3 TYPES OF EKUN EGBERE ;DD

Check the last one here www.weddinginnigeria.com

Abegii no use laugh kill me for here. Those people are just crying, I don't know why they are called Ekun Egbere or Bush babies.

I actually believed madam koin koin, most girls who lived in boarding schools must have heard about them.

High.

TheSuperNerd:
As in eh..... Their "love" don dey make headlines sef. *smiles*

Honestly, we have every reason to doubt this team based on their display so far but I think they can still do it. By that I mean qualify for the Olympics.

Like I've always said, this isn't our "real/main" Dream Team. The team in Senegal is pathetic and really depleted....... But I think they can do just enough to still clinch one of the tickets to Rio 2016.

Get the ticket then discard the "weak players" because the "main U-23 Super talents" led by Iheanacho, Success, Simon Moses, Yahaya, Alampasu, Imoh Ezekiel, Ndidi, and many other exciting super young talents @ U-23 level will be available for Rio 2016.

Too bad this U-23 Afcon isn't on the Fifa calender or even fifa-rated...... Hope future editions won't see us denied having our best players like this one and the 2011 edition.

Good evening Shizzy7...... *smiles*

#ZoomsOffagain

huuu, Zooming off to study you no dey tire...

I don't know where the problem is maybe the coach or the players because they have been playing past games in a similar pattern. They dominate the first half, become confident in the second half and their opponent takes over.
They will work harder for tomorrow's game because they know that Algeria is not an easy nut to crack.

Good evening..

When Jonathan was in power, we didn't hear anything called Biafra, immediately Buhari took over, Biafra became the order of the day






ON NAIRALAND...

That's my bae. Always repping.