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babyfaceafrica:
Sai baba

You sure you shouted it loud enough?
If yes, lemme see your face

I have checked.
From Febraury to Febuhari.
And now from Bureau De'Change I see Buhari De'Change in sight if only it will trend.

Let's someone say Changiii...

#BuhariDeChange

DaBullIT:
Hilarious but still I believe in Buhari

Like we got option for next 3years?

I join you believe too

Mckennedy:
At seme many who shouted sai, sai, sai baba today are all weeping, many who claimed to be hausa then today are telling me they're from Mali. Cfr is now #700 still rising.Sai changi.

Hehe

Aside the Dollar thing and all.
When last did you hear 'Sai Baba'?
Just Curious.

#BuhariDeChange

emeijeh:
Nice one.
But its got NO audio

repogirl:
na film?

Good question

The Olajumoke (@olajumokeorisaguna) Story.. this Saturday at the Play Forum. #BeInspired .

Motivational Speaker: Olajumoke Orisaguna
Guest Speaker: Governor Olusegun Mimiko (Executive Governor of Ondo State)

@olajumoke__o 's story has inspired and motivated many across the globe by a simple act of love ! Today she is a sensation and we want to see that sustained .. She will be sharing her story so far at the PlayForm coming up this Saturday at the Hilton Abuja.. Visit www.playnetworknigeria.com to RSVP for this event . Her story might just be what you need to add spark to your 2016.
Thank you @tybello and the rest of the team on that set for making this happen for her and touching many other lives indirectly !

And yes Jumoke is on Instagram

#olajumoke #tybello #fewmodelmanagement #fewmodel
Cc @fewmodels @playnetworknigeria

HERE ARE FEW RESPONSES FROM PEOPLE

sheystics This is good yh. But am i the only one that feels like people are trying to exploit Olajumoke's sudden fame? Hiding under the guise of caring about her story. #justspeakingmymind


carrotabuja@georgeokoro I wish it was @tybello that was the motivational speaker it would be nice to hear her explain how easy it is and encourage women to support each other I doubt there's much Jumoke has to say and to be honest I for one and everyone else on Instagram/the world knows her story she sells bread she photo bombed is now a model shikena!!!#truth
ceeojay@carrotabuja funny but true


destty24 i thought they said she cant speak english..now she is going to be the motivational speaker
jennypher_oyesLove Jumoke and her story but I have to agree with @carrotabuja @tybello os not only a master in her field but is a woman let's forget the hype of Jumoke for a second. TY Bello saw a gift in Jumoke and decided to enhance it that is a woman using her network to support another woman and there needs to be more of that and not whose weave is longer than whose weave and whose shop is in Wuse and whose shop is in gwagalada. There needs to be of a united front where women are concerned and that is why men have dominated the business platform for so long because they have shown that ego aside they can work together to strategise and get money TOGETHER. There is a new trend and that is Female CEO's from Helen Brand the CEO of ACCA Global to Susan Wojcicki CEO of YouTube and Maria Mayer of Yahoo. Let's touch on the real issues something that people can really take away with them and implement.

norahbekee Yes I watched her newslines interview and it was yoruba all thru @destty24 she cant speak english I was wondering how de speaking was gonna happen too but na naija we dey so maybe we need attend dis event to know werrin go happen

https://www.instagram.com/p/BB4bTVhEeP4/?tagged=olajumoke

Who is the photographer?

THE person snapping will not always be known.
[size=30pt]MEN! Wasting their hard earned money on women since 1800B.C[/size]

opalu:
6 months is the standard. I have some guy and his family living free in my duplex for the past 5 months now. Because he has a lawyer friend advising him. I do not like involving my company lawyers because they are like wounded ' Tigreses'. So I just want them to pack out at the fulness of time at least for the sake of their children (I love children). But the parents are too proud and obstinate.

I advise you to use wisdom mixed with humility except you don't dream of owning houses that people will live in some years from now

FREE kwa?
Bros, they will pay MESNE PROFITS for that 6months they stayed.
Some Tenants don't know Quit Notice doesn't mean free stay.

When this officer pulled up behind a semi truck that had its hazard lights on while stopped on the side of the road, he didn’t know what to expect. As he looked through the driver side window, he saw the driver wasn’t breathing and sprung into action and knew exactly what to do.

The officer dragged the driver out on to the road, while a deputy came running to help him too, followed by a paramedic, and their joint efforts allowed them to resuscitate the man and allow him to see another day.

Respect to them!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntAgBrJXjw

Armed robbers disguised as preachers cornered by flying squad in Bungoma, Kenya and all drama was caught on video.
Police for sure do a lot to keep us safe. Don’t trust anybody after you watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbZOgC635s


Source: http://www.newsfetchers.com/2016/02/video-armed-robbers-disguised-as.html

CC lalasticlala

After been declared by CDC as global emergency and now sexually transmitted, Zika virus prompts Florida Gov. to declare a state of emergency in 4 counties.
Though ABC News didn't name them, but people stated Lee, Miami-Dade, Santa Rosa, and Hillsborough, were the counties under the declaration.
I see a vaccine coming out in no time. Thank God it isn't Africa, else they wont bother much as they are doing now.

And to the Monarch that travelled to Brazil with his wives, I hope mosquito don't get to bite him before returning to Nigeria.

Source: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida-gov-declares-state-emergency-counties-zika-virus/story?id=36696887

Nice trick for the greedy ones though

Adenuga is smart
Be Like Adenuga

My PASTOR asked me how much I bought my Iphone 6 and I said 25k instead of 350k because I don't want him to know I have that kind of money, now he gave me 50k to get it for him and his wife:

What will you do if you are in my shoe

After the display in Ogun state earlier.
I think its worth to be like Adenuga despite all he has and as the second richest in Nigeria, he Still bowed for Buhari.

The question was asked by SDE Kenya when a guy left a longtime lover and married immediately after that.

See what a user said she'll do in the image below and tell me if you support her or share what you will do if you are in her shoe.

Source: SDE Facebook

Greetings Nairalanders,
I've paid for a business registration online but CAC never told me i needed to visit a branch for registration completion until the reservation date lapsed.
Now i have been mailing them on how to extend my reservation date but got no reply. They keep snubbing me after i have paid 15,000 to them.
The CC numbers on their website is not functional, as an Hausa man keep picking one of the line that was lucky to go through.

Is this how businesses will be encouraged in this country called Nigeria?

Please if you have a functional CAC HQ CC number, kindly help out, thanks

coolsix:
This is 1st February.. My GTB Card is working

See yourself?

At 305 to a Dollar, You sure gonna shout sooner or later. If you escape Amazon, you can't escape other services.
While we who knows how dollar works will keep spending it at ease.

Abeg help me ask Agu where is Striker?

Watch and Comment!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJvnRturQLk

NB: Video will be out soon, anticipate.

Dear Girls,
On Xmas/Sallah day, he takes you out...
On New year day, he takes you out...
On his birthday, he takes you out...
On your birthday, he will still take you out...
On Val's day, he will still cum and take you out.

Please tell me, Whats your role in the relationship?

charix:
That's neither a yes or no.
Checked online. It's a naija film. Meh, no time.

You can't get it bro. That's just the fact

charix:
Is this a competition? If I get the movie do I get paid?

Yea, you might be paid. But am sure you can't get it.

Just tell us you need traffic Man

Am challenging all Nairalanders to get the download link to the full movie titled "Irresistible Urge"

No one on here can get it. And if you wanna prove me wrong, come show yourself.

Even lalasticlala included.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-qVTFbenG72Y/Vqs7UlwyNpI/AAAAAAAAAjk/h7LYgTv9UkE/s320/ALTON-Chairman-717767.jpg[/img]
Association of Licensed Telecommunications Operators of Nigeria (ALTON) Chairman, Engr. Gbenga Adebayo, while addressing a press conference on the state of the industry yesterday said Ogun, Ondo, Akwa Ibom, Ebonyi, Osun and Kaduna states are treating telecoms industry as an extractive sector by imposing myriads of taxes on operators and closing down the Base Transceiver Stations (BTS) sites arbitrarily.
We learnt Ondo Town MTN Network has since seized to function for past 7days. Though we couldn't get an official statement to ascertain if the BTS of the town has been shutdown, but ALTON's chairman said many sites in the listed states have been shut down or about to be shut by agents of government not minding the security and economic implications on their states.
According to him, the Association has resolved that its members will not reopen any sites closed by state or local government authority.
"The arbitrary sites closure without following the Nigeria Communications Commission, (NCC) guidelines and best practices will no longer be tolerated," he added.
He noted that ALTON's members continue to record cases of sites closures in many states in an attempt to force service providers to pay local taxes and levies.
He said some of these levies and taxes are multiple in nature because most of them are only aimed toward telecom operators.
He said, "We are considering very carefully the situation of site closure and harassment of our members in some of those states and we may begin anytime soon to have them feel the impact of their actions on telecom operators if they do not desist from deliberate disruption of our operations."
He said ALTON will serve the necessary warnings and if such practices continue: "we are then faced with two options: first is to pay the charges by such state government, and to increase the tariff chargeable for calls originating and terminating from networks in such states: With all the attendant service delivery issues.
"Where such actions on the part of government continue: we shall then advise all our members, after due consultation with relevant authorities, because of the security and economic implications, to shut down the entire network in such state for one full day as a final warning to such state or local government area. Enough is enough."
He appealed to President Muhammadu Buhari to place a presidential declaration on "telecom Infrastructure as Critical National Security and Economic Infrastructure" as provided by the cybercrime law of 2015.

http://www.newsfetchers.com/2016/01/ondo-state-government-shuts-down-mtn.html

Number 5 is wrong for .
Google recognize them above other platforms.

I accept with users not been serious because its free. I can advice they use the platform but add a domain to it.
I know of a firm doing great things on Blogger in Nigeria but won't mention.
Its a pity not many are exploring the opportunity. And that's because we don't have many developers to work on this platform in Nigeria.

NaijaLoaded now pay over $1000 for hosting monthly. If it was blogger he will pay nothing.
Linda ikeji is spending as she wish because she doesn't feel that pain of spending heavy on her platform.
That's an edge for her. He blog runs on just 3k per year.

My advice is, if you are serious, get a good developer for your blog and make sure not to post things that isn't in line with google terms.
Blogger is really a great platform if you know what you doing. I see some new firm on WordPress and laugh at them because its just a waste of money. But its none of my business.

Thanks to OP for this though.
My conclusio will still be; Spend so you feel the Seriousness but Spend Wisely.

lcoral:
Maybe you should start with 20k so that when u get arrested u can use tha remaining 30k to bail your self.

Lmao

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asadike:
ok, i will take d pic when its dawn and forward it, if u still cant get it, u will email me your nearest bus stop so that i can buy and send it to u.

OK, will be waiting. Thanks