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PhonesRe: NTEL Sim Lagos Collection Locations And All You Need To Know by shocker007(op): 10:50am On Apr 20, 2016
The 2 people above me must be comedians grin
PhonesRe: NTEL Sim Lagos Collection Locations And All You Need To Know by shocker007(op):
Space2 (UPDATED)

Attached are the 6 sim collection locations in Lagos.
NTEL Has Debunk the following locations after users went for confirmation and tried to blame me for what they did wrong.
I saw the locations from their official website as at yesterday before it was removed just like they did to their Fair Usage Policy.
Please kindly know the information was from their official website as at the time I posted the locations


I tender my unreserved apology to all who might have been affected by this

Regards

PALMGROVE
[s]25 Obanikoro Way, Ilupeju, Off Western Avenue[/s]

OJODU
[s]1568 Damilare Street, Off Berger,
Ojodu-Berger[/s]

IKOYI
24 Rumens Road, South West, Ikoyi

VICTORIA ISLAND
76 Teslim Elias, Off Ahmadu Bello Way

FESTAC
[s]512 Road, D Close, House 1, Off Redeemed Church, 2nd Gate.[/s]

YABA
[s]662 Alake Way, Off Tejuoso, Off Railway Tracks, Yaba[/s]


NTEL Customer Care Line:
For NTEL Users: 400
For other Networks: +2348044000400
They've also changed their official cc number to 070068355483 just within yesterday and now

You can all download their Code of Conduct to see the initial CC number.

PhonesRe: NTEL Sim Lagos Collection Locations And All You Need To Know by shocker007(op):
Space1 (UPDATED)

2. Ntel has silently changed their fair usage policy and now reads:
"6. We reserve the right to review any stipulated fair use levels from time to time."

3. The customer care number for Ntel is 400 and head office is situated at NECOM House, 15 Marina, Lagos

PhonesNTEL Sim Lagos Collection Locations And All You Need To Know by shocker007(op):
Since Ntel Admins have decided to hide information's from others.
I will be releasing quite some few things you need to know about Ntel on this thread.
Will drop Lagos Proposed Collection locations by 6pm today.

Stay Tuned!

1. There is nothing like Free Call For Life on the Network, What Ntel has is also same as CUG(Closed User Group).
This time around the first 100,000 users are called pioneer members whom will be inputted into the CUG and in turn make free calls to each other for life. But you will pay for other call out including on-net (except you sub for Ntel Premium)

NB: I might be occupying few comment spaces below for update.

UPDATE (6pm)
Locations can be viewed at Space2 below.

PhonesRe: I Got My NTEL Sim Card... by shocker007(m): 9:56am On Apr 20, 2016
Ntel Social Channel Admin is parading this thread.
He/She just uploaded onyema1D screenshot on their TL.

Does this mean they themselves don't even know how the network works?
I think ntel has a poor management.

I go just vex release Lagos collection locations if dem no come out straight.

PhonesRe: I Got My NTEL Sim Card... by shocker007(m): 9:05pm On Apr 19, 2016
tyor:
i just walked in and bought....according to them Number reservation isnt ready yet as they do not want customers travelling distances to pick up.
I don't quite get this statement.
"They do not want customers traveling distances to pick up."
What does this mean?
If one can buy instant, then how do they not want customer travelling to pick up.

Or you typed wrongly.
Nairaland GeneralSee What Electricity Did To This Tailor (photo) by shocker007(op): 1:27pm On Apr 12, 2016
So I was just surfing and came across this picture.

Which location do you think this is?

Fashola have more work to be done.

PhonesRe: See Ntel Data Plans: Bundle Sizes, Prices And Supported Devices by shocker007(m): 8:26am On Apr 11, 2016
mikron:
Ntel Data Plans and Price
Here we go guys, full details of ntel data plans: Bundle sizes and prices:
Source or idonbelieveit
BusinessRe: Help! First Bank Is Charging Me Monthly Withdrawal Fee On My Savings Acct!! by shocker007(m): 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2016
This was why I said he should have been the EFCC chairman instead of been a President.
GEJ would have boost our economy far by now.

Well, 2019 is not that far. Its just about 1000days ahead.

Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 5:03pm On Apr 06, 2016
Lexusgs:
Hopefully, the Chinese would manufacturer standby powerbanks we can use to power our Tesla's.
The PowerWall is already available for you as a power bank.
You can carry it along if you want.
But you mean you want to refill ur car in traffic? The way people will rush you with gallon ehn. They'll just think you r one pay as you go fuel retailer grin
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 11:17am On Apr 06, 2016
daveemuobo:
Your tesla will be grounded in Nigeria. its not about the power and charging alone.I have hired one for 2months trust me.
May i know what sense the word "Grounded" mean in the bolded comment?

Plus I see quite some uninformed people out there saying Solar isn't efficient but I've been using this for over a year.
"I hear Say" have affected large numbers of Nigerians.
Car TalkRe: Beware Of Cars Converted In Nigeria From RHD To LHD! by shocker007(m): 7:53am On Apr 06, 2016
femi9naija:
How does one know a converted benz?
You sir, can really wake up a thread. grin
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 7:06am On Apr 06, 2016
d33types:
Its you that didn't read the website..iit's a fallback solution,an emergency plan and not something to be used like the primary charging plan
Fall back to those who don't have panels.
They gave a prove of long time use when they described how you can use it with a solar system.
Its either you don't know how solar works or you've not used it before now.
But just to clear the air for you as a user, it ain'taain't a fall back but a solution you can rely on for a very long time without using electricity.
They knew this and gave 10years warranty on the batteries.
With GIGAFACTORY, expect more nice stuffs to come.

By the way I parked my car near a petrol station last night and before i could open n close my eye, four other cars have queued at my back thinking its about fuel not knowing I only wanted to get something.

Wished it was a Model 3 so I could lecture them well why they need to make a switch.
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 6:34am On Apr 06, 2016
d33types:
As for the power,your analogy is akin to connecting a ring boiler to a solar panel..if you an an engineer you should be thinking of efficiency......or are you solar panel marketer/installer? I will understand.
Well if you check my first post, you will see i made mention of using solar for over a year.
I was able to post that the charging is feasible in Nigeria because I know what a solar system can do, plus you need to check out the PowerWall if you haven't.
https://www.teslamotors.com/powerwall
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 10:47pm On Apr 05, 2016
KingRex1:
This aint feasible in naija for now..

OP is there no form of alternator which may reconvert the engine's mech power to electricity, hence charge the battery.
The truth is that, the engine ain't really Mech per say, and all operation are on DC.
They are motors. (See attached image)
And the system you talking about is an Hybrid system, but you won't want an AC(Alternate Current) system onboard sir.
That won't be safe.
The only thing that would be nice, as suggested by @0rex, will be an onboard high output solar panel+controller charging the battery during journey.

Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 10:33pm On Apr 05, 2016
d33types:
So you think it makes sense to buy a car that have trained engineers resident in the US only?besides if our own treasured gazzuzz goes to tesla corp and trains to come back to naija as a specialist,how many customers will he get in 2017? 5..

Common sense tells you to NOT to import a car that will need regular servicing which you mustn't default on for 1 day because no trained engineer here.
Common sense tells you that a car that has autopilot embedded within US maps and for U.S. Roads SHOULDN'T be used in Nigeria even if it CAN.
Common sense tells you a car that receives regular software updates for specific regions of the US shouldn't be used in Nigeria.the car can be programmed not to drive beyond a particular city..abi you want to help them build Nigerian maps with complete navigation option or you will use the car without the function? Use your hippocampus sir.

Solar charging for a Tesla? You may be joking sha..Oga, the charging panel alone will buy a Camry tiny light..it can be programmed to charge at off peak hours when electricity is cheap.and you will get a converter from 110v to 220v input abi.for a charger of about 1.2 million naira just because you want to use a Tesla... cry cry cry
I am not being pessimistic,, just using common sense.
First I must say you almost sound like Ben Bruce with the way you highlighted those Common Sense posts.

But I will give you answers and some things you might be missing.
Lets get something clear that this car isn't for the poor or some average tokunbo/Innoson car buyer.

That been said, i want you to know not all feature of the car is expected to be used when its in Nigeria.
But Parking sensor, Auto stop to avoid car crash, 0-65mph in <5secs, Speed monitoring, Auto-shade in Sunny hour, Front and Back Motor control and many more features will work flawlessly in Nigeria without the need of a map or navigation system.
Aside the auto pilot and navigation system that can't fully work in Nigeria (at the moment), what else can't work?

Also know that when it comes to solar system acquisition to power the PowerWall for car charging, anyone rich enough to acquire the 6.9m car should be able to spare some thousands of naira on panels.
The PowerWall is 6.4kw.
1000w = 1kw, Meaning 6.4kw is 6400w
230w panel costs <30k in Lagos

6400w/230w =28, Meaning 28 panel will dish out 6.4kw in an hour. (Though not feasible cos of short circuits)
Let's say we add 10 extra panels to make it 38 cos of short circuits.
38 of 230w panels x 30k each = 1.1m

Solar panels are getting cheaper and more higher power panels are been developed.
Who knows, before late 2017, we would have higher power panels that are less bulky.
And about 110-220voltage, if you are a Tesla fan, you should know its given the rating of 110-220v cos it doesn't ship to US alone. A model was still delivered to China last week. So the voltage thing is out of it.

For Engineers, Expect sharp Nigerians to always tap into any high pay emerging market.
I don't expect much of a fix though. Except you expecting the motors to have issue like normal fuel cars. Sir this is an electric car that uses some high grade motors. Our home fan don't get to have issue for years.
How many Model S takes their car for check up often as at now.

BTW, I Would have loved to ask why on the below statement , but will leave that for another day.

mind you I have ridden in a model s's boot..don't ask me why the boot.
But sir I think you need to try the front seat grin
No offence though, Once again I won't be asking you why. lipsrsealed
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 11:03am On Apr 05, 2016
0rex:
I have checked the link. I don't see where any model vehicle is equipped with direct solar charging.
According to my attached image in my comment above.
Its not an on the move charging as you can see from the link. But I was only trying to let you know they have efficient system when it comes to solar charging for your car at home.
Let's wait and see the next Model launch.
Am sure one of the models will come with an on the move solar charging soon.

But till then, PowerWall is a great one at that price.
All you need to add are Solar Panels and an Inverter. After which u r good to go.

BTW, You can place order to Nigeria directly for the PowerWall smiley
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 10:42am On Apr 05, 2016
0rex:
The manufacturers should integrate a high efficiency solar charging system to the car na. At least no worries about battery charging wherever you go for a place like my country.

Optimal locations: Roof and bonnet.
Check out Tesla PowerWall, You'll be glad what this guys can do.
https://www.teslamotors.com/powerwall

They've got 10years warranty on that battery and it's only on sale for $3000

They got you covered already.

Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 10:33am On Apr 05, 2016
d33types:
Teslas aren't for Nigerians or even non Americans okay? It's not a matter of optimism..

They sell directly, not though dealers, meaning they do the servicing themselves, exclusively..charging stations cannot work in Nigeria pending our power problems.

When they do a major work on your car that will be time exhaustive,, they give you another one for the meantime..that cannot happen in Nigeria anytime soon.. It can work in country with social security and comprehensive mortgage options.

You will not want to drive another car after one,I confidently tell you
You are wrong!

Do you even know that Elon Musk was born in South Africa?
Incase you don't, now you know.
This really has Made Sillicon Valley not totally glad on his achievements. (That's a talk of another day)

But said that just to clear ur thinking of the car not been for non-American.
There is nothing like that!

As a Nigerian, you can always place your order directly by mailing them or via your US address with any freight company.

As I have said in my post, charging can be done with Solar.

I have been using Solar in personal apartment for over a year now and I don't care about PHCN power, so charging my Tesla car when it arrives isn't gonna be a problem.
(So far Naira will still be freindly by the time I make the $34,000 completing payment in 2017.)


So my friend, don't get confused about what you read somewhere, I have facts and proof of solar efficiency.

Fashola said one thing.
There is no magic in electricity.
The power u call government power are just sets of big generators.
Some powered by Hydro, Water e.t.c

Instead of waiting for their generator, you can always generate yours with no problem.
Car TalkRe: Forget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op): 12:55pm On Apr 01, 2016
Readonee35L:
Forget about the charging buy how far will a full charge go 300 miles ,400huh?
Also durability of the battery
215miles or 346km on full charge.

Enough to Take you from Lagos to Ibadan.

With super charge, you charge to full within one Hour.


Battery warranty is 8years.

Tesla uses Cell Batteries like that on Laptop devices in multiple to create their batteries. So u r assured of long years of durability.
Car TalkForget Petrol, Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Has Launched At N6.9m Only by shocker007(op):
Elon Musk has officially unveiled the Tesla Model 3 electric car at the company’s facility in Hawthorne, California.
The Model 3 is being dubbed as a “mass market affordable car.”
The base- model Model 3 will be able to travel 0-60MPH in less than 6 seconds, with “versions of the Model 3 that go much faster.” In terms of range, it features an EPA range of at least 215 miles (346km) per charge.
All Model 3’s will come standard with autopilot hardware and autopilot safety features.
The Model 3 will also fit five adults comfortably, thanks largely in part to the large, rear piece of glass on the roof area. You’ll find front and rear trunks, offering more cargo capacity than any cargo gas car with the same external dimensions.
Safety is a big concern for Tesla so they’ve manufactured the Model 3 with a 5 star safety rating in every category.

The Model 3 starts at $35,000 (N6.9m) with a release date scheduled for 2017. Tesla will take your Pre-Order now for a $1,000(N199k) down payment.

How can this be used in Nigeria?

You can procure a Super Charging facility from Tesla and power them with Solar.

Keeping in mind, the rate of sun we get in Nigeria daily is as much as what the United States sometimes get in a week. Yet Elon Musk Solar City project is a success there.

Believe me, this is the future and not some Hybrid car Toyota sell.


UPDATE
Some people needed me to prove how the solar charging will work in Nigeria.
Well, Tesla already have a 6.4kw product with 10years warranty called PowerWall that charges with solar, which in turn can charge your car. This goes for only $3000(N597,000)
Check it out https://www.teslamotors.com/powerwall

Official Dollar Exchange rate used: 199

Foreign AffairsRe: Females Entering Ugandan Stadium Were Searched And Checked Like This by shocker007(m): 12:09pm On Mar 30, 2016
Yteflon:
thats a female police na
You get eye my brother.
The yansh of the babe suppose let people know say na girl.
The first pics shows her side face buh people just carry topic for head and start commenting.
Foreign AffairsRe: Females Entering Ugandan Stadium Were Searched And Checked Like This by shocker007(m): 12:08pm On Mar 30, 2016
Its a female searching them not a male. Check well in the first pics.
Her breast was covered with her hand all through the pics.
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Threatens To Kill His Father If He Doesn't Get 500k. by shocker007(m): 8:40pm On Mar 29, 2016
jcross19:
is that the picture of the kidnapper? Infact you deserve hot slap.
In short, The guy deserves an AK.
I've cocked it.
[size=13pt]︻╦╤─[/size]

Someone should gimme the go ahead to release 15bullets on the OP abeg.
CrimeRe: Army Recovers Arms In A Coffin At A Checkpoint (Photos) by shocker007(m): 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2016
These folks were intercepted on their way from Lagos to Ondo
PoliticsRe: Adamawa's SSG, Umar Bindir's Phone Spotted At A Function (pic) by shocker007(m): 9:59pm On Mar 25, 2016
Taiwo20:
Maybe he's trying to reduce the level of exposure to radiation
This comment proves Nigeria still have lot of learned personnel around.
Only a learned person would know what he is doing will save him a bunch in terms of radiation.
Its a pity Nairaland have more kids than mature minds.
PhonesI Need Iphone6 Look Alike Triple Sim, Help by shocker007(op): 9:32am On Mar 25, 2016
Greetings house,
Please I need a look alike iPhone 6. But Triple sim version and normal operational OS like them tecno touch light.
Where can I get it online?

It has always been on computer village but why can't it be sold online since AliExpress have look alikes on stock too.


BTW, To all posting that they bought fake iPhone 6 after they intentionally bought it, you should all continu

PhonesRe: Man Buys Nokia As Iphone From Computer Vilage In Lagos (Photos) by shocker007(m): 9:27am On Mar 25, 2016
I need a look alike iPhone 6 too. But Triple sim version and normal operational OS like them techno touch light.
Where can I get it online?
BusinessRe: GTB Mastercard Charges ~N225/$1 While Amazon Charges ~N208/$1 , Any Reason Why ? by shocker007(m): 8:29am On Mar 25, 2016
Phestosuah:
Buy Amazon gift cards of multiple of $100 each and load it on your account till it reach $900.
Your payment is been declined because there is a limit how much per transaction you can carry out.

Thank me later

finding it a bit difficult to get this done, no quick reply from amazon customer care on how to get a gift card.
I will appreciate if you can put me tru on how to get that done...thanking u already.no need to wait for later...
Login to Amazon and Buy here. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004LLIKVU/


After getting the gift card, Load it to yur account by clicking here:

https://www.amazon.com/gc/redeem/
BusinessRe: GTB Mastercard Charges ~N225/$1 While Amazon Charges ~N208/$1 , Any Reason Why ? by shocker007(m): 10:45am On Mar 24, 2016
bizgenius1:
pls which bank card is that?
Its not a matter of Bank. Only people who use Amazon understands.

#okBye
BusinessRe: GTB Mastercard Charges ~N225/$1 While Amazon Charges ~N208/$1 , Any Reason Why ? by shocker007(m): 10:44am On Mar 24, 2016
Phestosuah:
My card still working for international transactions and am charged N208.6/$1.
my question is, how can I buy a single item of about $900 as I get payment decline each time I checkout on the item.
Just need how I can buy an item of about $900 on amazon.
Buy Amazon gift cards of multiple of $100 each and load it on your account till it reach $900.
Your payment is been declined because there is a limit how much per transaction you can carry out.

Thank me later

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