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DahtzFestjayz:
Where are Nigeria based construction company?

Abi o! Last year they CELEBRATED one bridge wey ONLY Naija contractors do

Hammefeez:
Though, I did not came ontime cos this is not the first page but, i think the OP is insane! And i want to believe there is a fight against Osun on Nairaland, (you are free to block me) if not how can OP post a News of early last year before Aregbesola re-election and Mode or Mumud let it make front page with all that crap write up posted with it?

Fact.......

This drum was made to comemmorate 'Asha day' and was first beat Last year.

No mind dem...speechless

Bugatie:
This is crass irresponsibility!

When workers are being owed arrears of their stipends,
God'll will judge all of them, but wait o...is that Soyinka?

Even the talking drum can't tell him to do the right thing, smh

No mind the op, the pic don tey...probably last year january
U may google it

Make oyibo people also come contest 4 Naija

How dat take concern me... Abegi...

"Take me to church" by Hozier

Dunno if this man is richer than those Abramovich etc but i'm sure he can't spend money like they do...Abramovich wey buy $4billion worth Yatch...

Jus passing by...

Blackberry devices are assumed to be out, talking of streaming videos online...They actually do stream:
You can stream with your Blackberry subscription from any website(e.g. Blueapple.mobi) that prompts -"Do you want to open or save the item?" when u click on any of their videos...just click 'open'.
Also if u'v got extra data on your phone (e.g. MTN data bonus etc), u'r good to go...when u click on any youtube video, it switches to the mobile network itself and starts streaming.
Note: Ur airtime is @ risk if u'r trying to stream from youtube without extra data bonus on ur phone.
--- U may also like to google articles online on how to stay without the monthly blackberry subscription i.e. using normal data plans

NEROSKY:
For this I'm not uploading again

Lol...Baba don vex

No worry oga jona, we go feed dem wen dey come back. We too nice pass dat.... I like ur hope...lol

Making good use of God's endowment (his thing). I like it anyway.

Wetin else he wan study if not...

taharqa:
Wait APC said GEJ spent 2 trillion naira for elections??
As in 2 trillion naira ?? Do they know what 2 trillion is?? How much us the entire FG budget again, and how much does Nigeria make in a single year??

And any sane person believes this??

Bwahahahahahaha........

baba calm down, no be this same Nigeria where 20billion dollars went missing? Abi na d #31trillion u wan talk? I no talk say d story na true o! But i just believe d money isn't much as u hype am

Moblord:
snap a picture of it, <b>then pull it down for her<\b>. if she try to insult me or question me then I'll show d pic

how far now

No mind dem comments op, i dey feel ur pain

Shey na overseas dem go do dis, wia CCTV dey everywia. Even d ones wey dey our banks 4 naija, i no think say dem dey active

Are these for real? I saw these tweets on twitter this evening...

Nigerian army dey do good job after the postponement of the election. Thumbs up for them!

I fit send her 'please send me credit' cos i dey broke as i dey

tociano009:
I think Cameroon kill 300 bokoharam ystd..how come

na retaliation bro

Sponge or no sponge, both are almost if not the same. Have u tried no sponge bathing? Try one, put one a white shirt on dat day to check its effect. What happens to the polo and armpit of the shirt after some sweating? Is it similar to using sponge?

THE BEAL CONJECTURE: A banker from Dallas has offered to pay $1 million to anyone who can solve a particularly tricky maths problem. D Andrew Beal is a self-taught mathematician, and for the last 17 years he has offered a prize to anyone who can solve the "Beal Conjecture". The prize money started at £5,000, but now the rewards have risen dramatically. To win the money you have to solve/prove the following: If A^x + B^y = C^z, where A, B, C, x, y and z are positive integers and x, y and z are all greater than 2, then A, B and C must have a common prime factor. A deduction from fermat last theorem, a^x +b^x=c^x. The prize is awarded if the conjecture is proved or a counterexample is presented. The problem is aimed at discovering maths geeks around the world.
THE MILLENNIUM PROBLEMS: these are 7 maths problems, a total of $7 million prizes. Read more about the millennium problems at http://www.claymath.org/millennium-problems

(1)Stephen petrosino of new cumberland pennsylvania downed 1 litre of beer in 1.3 secs in 1977 which made him a world beer chugging champion.
(2)The world's most expensive beer is belgian's "vielle bon secours". one bottle costs 1000 US$
(3)Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass. what a phobia!
(4)the study of beer and beer-making, ZYTHOLOGY
(5)Beer's hops are in d same family of flowering plants as Marijuana
(6)Beer strengthens bones. it is rich in silicon that increases calcium deposits

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is checking through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times and furrows his brow
"You know, I can't see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. If you can point to even one REALLY GOOD DEED -- you're in." The guy thinks for a moment.
"Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant group of biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of them, ripping the clothes off this terrified young woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed an iron bar out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me. So, I forced the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the iron bar. Layed him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" St. Peter, impressed, says, "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub.
"What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit....so I cut the back wheels off....."

runzlord: Na wa o. Very complicated. Ra.pe am na. Or simply go and dont return until she begs

crime apart, rap.ing no be sex cos na only d person wey initiate am go enjoy am

dytbabe: U wan beat me frm phone?
Lmao
I can relate with ur anger.

I rem this night my hubby didn't give me what I asked, he kept tapping me, temi, oya na, and I did like I was aslp, he kept murmering, I didn't know when I bursted out laughing

LoL

weezii: From where should the folder be created? Directly inside C://...? Or from Desktop?

in the C:// drive