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After going through the above piece, I now truly understand why Wike used the term "a R@pe of Democracy" If this is how APC intends ruling us, well then; "The fowl that drops faeces into the pot of soup is only spoiling its own graveyard." |
Me soon. |
Thanks |
Learn how to become fat easily |
The price is now very high since we are not in the season. Its now over 250k here. If you are interested contact me on 08145508029 whatsapp |
NCC, please kindly explain in layman terms how the money will be used. Thanks. Concerned Network Users. |
egift:Don't be partial man. Why was the same released to Osun state? Was the debt inherited? Worse still, the foolish APC Governor is yet to pay those arrears. APC is just a new PDP in government albeit more glaringly partisan. |
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Mama de Mama. |
Pls how do I get involved. I stay in Ilorin and Osun state |
Quality sells forever. Cheap sells a lot . Sugar sells to everyone. St. Louis sugar sells to everyone a lot forever. Why? Because its a cheap quality brand of sugar. |
That could only be right if Buhari is only experienced in cattle rearing. But overall, considering that we still have oil and thanks to Gej, Agric sector is gradually improving, it won't happen so fast even if there will be shockers. Jonathan was brutally criticised for some of his best achievements in power including the subsidy issue. Our eyes go soon clear say even though he chop money like the past presidents, he tried. |
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You can call or whatsapp www.agricproducts.com.ng via 08162383551. Or you can make a request for your cashew nuts on their website. The guy recently helped me with 5 tonnes. |
A simple threat of --- Can I see the manager here could have helped.... or not. Na so Ilorin be. |
A serious issue concerning we the future leaders or the intended present leaders of Nigeria and indeed the world at large was raised yesterday by Tonyebarcanista. He was right of the opinion that we are grossly unprepared to take up the mantle of leadership from our "Grandfathers". This has been an issue which has been lingering on my mind too. We the youths not only in Nigeria but all over the world are not prepared to lead our generation. Its not just about preparation, it is about being informed about our role and exactly what we have to do to take over. Tonye, we are not prepared, we are not ready, not because we don't want to but because we are not informed as to how to go about it. How many of our youths understand the procedure it takes to be elected into political offices? How many of us understand the rudiments of public speaking which is very important in winning the populace over. That is just in politics. What of business? We are now only concerned with easy ways to do business. Where are those techniques that were instrumental in building empires of the likes of General Electric, Honeywell, Microsoft, Dangote etc. We talk so much of small businesses now. Who will bring up large ones? Manufacturing is now almost an outdated business in the minds of our youths. Why? I believe its because we lack useful information concerning these things or we are simply ignoring the vast ocean of information available to us now. When last did we hear of a great inventor like Edison. We've conquered the sense of sight with Super HD cameras, who shall conquer the world of smell? We've gone far when it comes to sounds, when shall touches be transmitted? Our generation is slipping gradually into an academic era which is not translating to education for us. We are only learning what is required of us. We have been positioned to think becoming a specialist in an area is the best. Where are those guys who became Great Artists as well as great Scientists? Where are our own guys who are prepared to be versatile enough to be useful to multiple industries ? Are we only being trained to follow what has been and allow them to continue to be or are we ready to change the tide? Our generation is the take over generation and we are yet to realise it. All because we are not ready to get informed and take over. Now is the generation of fools who would see a short historical presentation and comment "Ifa hear say I read am" "make I book space". Nigerian youths Wake Up! Nigeria can never be repaired by the generation that looted it dry. There's no Change if there is no change in Orientation. We need to start a new movement for information. History needs to learnt from so as to prevent the bad occurrences from reoccurring. If we don't change our mindset, get informed, get prepared and Take over the affairs of this nation; WHO WILL ![]() |
chai |
Omo...... See faaaaaaaat cheeks. I respect these guys from the oyel state o. Small but heavy. Abeg leave that guy alone oo. Just because he don start dey talk for media now una remember am. |
What are looking for? I thought Oshiomole been don get all evidences of corruption of the past administration. By the way, nothing shall happen to this girl except say she chop alone |
Pls I missed the updating on the website with white bg passport o. Is there any remedy or sanctions pls. The website is no longer going through. |
Pls o. I'm just trying to login now. The link is not going through pls |
It is quite simple, GO TO COURT! |
Some fools think support is always supposed to be by coming out publicly to defend a friend. Bukola will come out this unscathed . Those who planned this will definitely have themselves to blame later. Go and ask EFCC. Senate presidency no be joke. Na later you go know. |
Can I buy? That is the only question on my mind for them. Very soon only the 95% will be able to purchase it. |
Did anyone read the part that showed that it was Jonathan that first brought about the implementation even test running it first and recommending that it should be fully implemented? |
Well, thanks to the English guru who pointed out my fault. It has started IN Osun state and not on Osun state. Mind you, it could also start on Osun state if that is the first where such an action is being taken. Concerning the picture, Those guys have replied the query and submitted yesterday. I couldn't get the picture before they did. |
It has started on Osun state. I don't know of other states. But two of my guys yesterday have been served queries based on missing headcount. |
Benjamin Adaniken
My own PIDGIN version by benDApoet.
Dear MTN,
MTN! MTN!! MTN!!! Make i tell una something,
open your ears and hear well. MBOK! I no go go
register my line. Una think say na everybody be
FOOL? Once beaten twice na FOOLISHNESS O.
The only reason WHY una dey behave like
slowpoke na because the consumer rights’
protection agencies don PARALYZE or dem don
DIE PATAPATA.
Before Before, UNA say make we go register our
SIM CARDS...we gree, we go, all of us RUSH go do
am, we provide all the necessary information so
tey una ask us our MAMA maiden name, we tell
una. SUDDENLY! Una just Wake up con tell us to
go and RE-REGISTER abi na RE-VERIFY una call am
without any EXPLANATION. So tey una con block
some people line dey even dry threaten US again.
ABEG make una no vex o (if you like vex) I wan ask
una one question, "shey una dey DRUNK wen una
dey register our numbers before before?" Abi
person thief una database? Abi one of una
workers wey una owe money put virus inside una
database? Abi una flash drive lost? Abi una
external drive enter water? WAIT FIRST! Abi shey
na because I dey give una too many CREDIT ba?
OKAY! I don get am....na for book una write our
data put then one BIG BENIN rat come chop the
book? I no wan know the REASON but this is ALUU
EME mbok! BEYOND RIDICULOUS (in chiwetala
Agwu's voice)
Na because say MTN na my first line and most of
my people, friends, families and clients dey use
the line na im make me still TANDA with the line...
una coverage sef try small that na why when NCC
say make we go register our sim, we jump up, run
go am. MBOK! Sun beat us, we endure. Rain show
us weeeen, we tanda there. Queue long with
plenty body odour and mouth odour, we endure
am. We no TRY?
As I throway face go back, I con see say una
MUMU no be here o, e don tey. Una tarrif na im
shoot rocket pass both for calling and browsing.
The one wey dey VEX me pass be say, una can
send spam text for AFRICA. so tey I dey feel like
say we dey date each other. I wake up, the first 30
texts na from MTN, I wan go sleep for night, una
go send another 30 MUMU texts again. WETIN!
Person go dey expect bank credit alert, na 32224
0r 56001 MTN mumu message go show.
Even Airtel, wey don change name tire like small
pikin dey change pampers no get this una kind
PHD FOR FOOLISHNESS...e be like say FUEL dey
una brain ba? Una no even dey reason say people
wey don do the first registration go still go waste
their time do another one ni? Una no get human
feelings at all? After one mumu voice go say,
"thank you FOR choosing MTN" Thank yourself!
Una say make we go register our sim again but
una go remember our numbers if una wan send
"text YES to 33324 to win one mumu missing
moto for kwara..." na first class thunder go strike
una.
Everywhere, people con line up like refugee wey
wan collect one plate of eba, old men and women
dey faint like say na PENSION money dem wan
collect...on top that one the mumu MTN agents go
dey shout, "we have closed for the day." As day
dey break people dey rush go queue.. I shake my
head for MTN. I just wish say NIGERIANS don
pursue una go back to where una come from with
all una mago-mago, yeye-yeye, theif-thief and
mumu-mumu behaviour, e for sweet me.
Infact, I wish say we fit sue una for all the ojoro
and 419 money wey una don make for this our
OBODO NAIJA. I TWALE for BABA GOD say all
other service providers no gree make una use our
head drink water... TUFIAKWA! God Forbid. As
dem talk say, "na plenty plenty akara dey inside
beans na so with moi moi and ekuru,any one I
like I choose."
So if una like make una block my sim... I go sing, "I
don port o, I don port go..." give una. Hand don
dey pain me sef... nonsense, american dustbin,
basket of rubbish, water no bucket. Una mess
AGBO fly gate...I dey Vex!
MTN....EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
benDApoet. |
Hi guys. Just bought flamong.com . Any ideas as to how to go about selling it pls. |
Hey guys. Just bought flamong.com . How much do you think I will be able to sell it. Need to get it off my hands before the end of the month |
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