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Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Will Overcome Challenges – Mbaka by Shortyy(f): 3:22pm On Dec 18, 2015
omenka:
Mbaka is the greatest Igbo man ever!! Greater than Oju and Azi combined!

Go to hell if my comment offends you.
You Wish
CelebritiesRe: Who Has The Hottest BabyMama, Wizkid, Olamide Or Davido? [photos] by Shortyy(f): 3:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jobless people everywhere. i'll soon poo and ask y'all how it looks
RomanceRe: by Shortyy(f): 3:10pm On Dec 18, 2015
Angels never existed. Don't fool yourself son
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by Shortyy(f): 10:12am On Dec 18, 2015
RickRichards:
It's like you're a stubborn one. No wonder you called me "goat"; you thought we were the same...Hehehe...Look, I don't wish to go hard on you and cause you to cry...
K. BYE
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shares A Pic Of P-Square Performing In Hilarious Costumes Way Back by Shortyy(f): 9:06pm On Dec 16, 2015
dmola:
I like ur full fringe

winks
thanks
PoliticsRe: PDP Reacts To Buhari's $300,000 Saga ... ' We Have Been Vindicated ' by Shortyy(f): 8:38pm On Dec 16, 2015
PDP y'all should leave buhari and his messed up administration alone.. Get something else doing with your lives..
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shares A Pic Of P-Square Performing In Hilarious Costumes Way Back by Shortyy(f): 8:36pm On Dec 16, 2015
francizy:
As at then, they weren't rich nor were they as popular as they are right now.. They also lacked dress sense, so there's some bit of sensation or joy they must feel when they reminisce...
if you say so
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shares A Pic Of P-Square Performing In Hilarious Costumes Way Back by Shortyy(f): 8:07pm On Dec 16, 2015
And what's funny about this? they just wanted to wear "raincoats" not that they couldn't "afford" good clothes. dafuq
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by Shortyy(f): 8:02pm On Dec 16, 2015
RickRichards:
"Goat", "job", "stalk". Dafuq you yabbering about? Re.tarded much? Or you're just pained that I got you good?
Look here, you...I'm no goat, you are; I have jobs; and I don't stalk. Even if I was a stalker, would you be worth stalking? Hehehe...think yourself to sleep tonight. "Am I worth it?", "Am I worth?!"...lol...and the question doesn't have to be answered tonight. You can continue tomorrow....lol...Next time just admit that "Ha! This bros don finish me", instead of throwing cheap girly shots. Shalom! tongue
what are you blabbering about?
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by Shortyy(f): 5:49pm On Dec 16, 2015
Stop being so vulnerable. Don't open your heart and mind to them, and stop making it obvious that you want them. keep your dignity gurl, you are beautiful and hardworking. You deserve to be treated like a queen not a trash. always tell yourself that. Love but not with your whole heart and body.. And as for that guy? forget he ever existed, move on with your life, dress classy, be happy, he'll come crawling back. but don't accept him o.. lol. make him pay for making you go through hell. ta ta
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by Shortyy(f): 5:30pm On Dec 16, 2015
RickRichards:
Common Sense: 85/100. Hmm...Not bad.
come this goat you no go find job? why you dey stalk me?
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by Shortyy(f): 5:29pm On Dec 16, 2015
sylve11:
i do, i dont play with b,reast affair; but this not what i bargained for sha. this one fall finish. cool
hahaha
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda At The Premiere Of 'Beast Of No Nation' by Shortyy(f): 2:36pm On Dec 16, 2015
mtcheeew. who cares?
FamilyRe: British Mum Leaves Baby To Die During Sex Romp With A Nigerian(PIC) by Shortyy(f): 2:33pm On Dec 16, 2015
Occipital:
You don't have to resort to making one-word comments since I urged you to reply in error-free sentences. Come on, you are better than this na..
K
FamilyRe: British Mum Leaves Baby To Die During Sex Romp With A Nigerian(PIC) by Shortyy(f): 12:45pm On Dec 16, 2015
Occipital:
As expected. To shut an illiterate up, use words that are above her frequency of understanding.

You need to update your cerebral software if you must understand the words I put up there.

Now, zoom off lady...go play with your mates down the street..
Laaaaaame :p
PoliticsRe: Court Frees Biafra Campaigner Nnamdi Kanu As DSS Drops Charges: by Shortyy(f): 12:43pm On Dec 16, 2015
AMEN
FamilyRe: British Mum Leaves Baby To Die During Sex Romp With A Nigerian(PIC) by Shortyy(f): 12:37pm On Dec 16, 2015
Occipital:
Your asssehhhole should be jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth! No wonder your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...didn't the factory get sued because of your birth? Remind me again, please..

You dey find who go marry you, shey? With your smelly, dirty, grey-fluid-emitting, BUSHY, rotten cuunt that cultures strands of the worst pathogens in the world (abi universe), abi? I'm even scared of replying you sef...make I no catch disease biko..

#ispitonyouWHORE!!!

By the way, if you can't put your words in correct sentences, kindly desist from mentioning me! Odoriferous illiterate!
booooooring
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Surprises LASTMA Official With Hamper In Lagos (Photo) by Shortyy(f): 12:27pm On Dec 16, 2015
Hmm
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari And Mum In Adorable Christmas Photos by Shortyy(f): 12:23pm On Dec 16, 2015
Lol. is she chinese?
CrimeRe: Nigeria's Murder Mysteries That Were Never Solved by Shortyy(f): 12:20pm On Dec 16, 2015
K
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Mum's Affairs Embbarass Me by Shortyy(f): 12:19pm On Dec 16, 2015
haconjy:
will you allow her to enjoy your husband if it is u?
call her and talk to her...
Smh.. The supposedly uncle isn't married yet. let her have fun
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Check Out The Garage In The Photo DJ Cuppy Shared by Shortyy(f): 12:07pm On Dec 16, 2015
Cute
FamilyRe: British Mum Leaves Baby To Die During Sex Romp With A Nigerian(PIC) by Shortyy(f): 11:59am On Dec 16, 2015
RickRichards:
1. Stand up straight
2. Raise up your right hand
3. Tilt your head to the left whilst raising your right hand
4. With your raised hand, forcefully make contact with your right cheek.
5. Say to yourself: "I am a mumu".

***Common Sense Lecture Completed***

Henceforth, everyday is exam day for you, and every post of yours I come across will be graded for common sense.
Dismissed!
K
FamilyRe: British Mum Leaves Baby To Die During Sex Romp With A Nigerian(PIC) by Shortyy(f): 11:58am On Dec 16, 2015
Occipital:
You see yourself? And you say you are a female? Na who go marry this one sef? eh?

Let me restrain myself because of my respect for the female gender...else...
who wants marry an animal like you kwanu? fuçk outta my face biko. ewu mmee
NYSCRe: Bomb Scare Rocks Ebonyi NYSC Camp by Shortyy(f): 9:49am On Dec 16, 2015
lol. na knockout o
CelebritiesRe: Baseline Star Skales All Swagged Up In New Photos by Shortyy(f): 9:45am On Dec 16, 2015
I don't know him
FamilyRe: British Mum Leaves Baby To Die During Sex Romp With A Nigerian(PIC) by Shortyy(f): 9:42am On Dec 16, 2015
Occipital:
You mumu sha o...

As your name implies, e be like say you get a VERY short, atrophied brain that lacks a seat of intelligence...

Where's the baby? You want a picture of the dead baby?

Baby is in your womb...fully implanted..#Idiot! shocked
GO AND DIE NA
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Jonathan To Appear Before Parliament In Ghana by Shortyy(f): 9:21am On Dec 16, 2015
DONSMITH123:
you are a lady. I knew Onankpaba very well, anything politics, he easily go viral. Just forget him please i begged thee. too early.
ok
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Jonathan To Appear Before Parliament In Ghana by Shortyy(f): 9:16am On Dec 16, 2015
[quote author=OnankpaBa post=41048973][/quote]sniff my bútt.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Jonathan To Appear Before Parliament In Ghana by Shortyy(f): 9:14am On Dec 16, 2015
DONSMITH123:
please dear, you guys should stop.
He started it
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Jonathan To Appear Before Parliament In Ghana by Shortyy(f): 9:07am On Dec 16, 2015
[quote author=OnankpaBa post=41047938][/quote]åsshole, meaning an îdiot, meaning YOU.
CelebritiesRe: Dancehall Queen Cynthia Morgan Looking Fly On Her Gangstar Looks by Shortyy(f): 8:26am On Dec 16, 2015
Razz

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