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Food / Re: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by Shortyy(f): 11:27pm On Jul 11, 2023
Vertueptime pls call the number on my signature for the FX.
Politics / Re: Why Osibanjo Not Participating In Tinubu’s Rallies – APC by Shortyy(f): 12:29pm On Jan 21, 2023
LOL Keyamo dey play. Continue.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians Stop Destroying Our Wildlife Please! by Shortyy(f): 11:51am On Jan 21, 2023
Oga Lalasticlala pls move this to fp.
Nairaland / General / Nigerians Stop Destroying Our Wildlife Please! by Shortyy(f): 11:37am On Jan 21, 2023
I came across this tweet on Twitter. These people legit killed a whole chimp. This animal is 98% human, isn't this cannibalism? Aside that, why should people keep killing our wild animals? You will go to Kenya or South Africa to pay to see these things, but you kill yours. Why These animals are going extinct in Nigeria because people are killing and eating them. Please this has to stop! Preserve wildlife!!. Chicken and goats are good enough for pepper soup.

Tomorrow we will all be quarantined because you wanted to eat a chimp. Tufia!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Shadowy Past by Shortyy(f): 9:37am On Jan 15, 2023
Wetin be this grin

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Romance / Re: Is Handjob From You Girlfriend Masturbation? by Shortyy(f): 1:44pm On Jan 13, 2023
Miracood2:
The question we all should be asking, is why that daughter of Jezebel didn't open her KPEKUS for you to drill.

LMAO nairaland boys are crazy
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Have Very Fragile Egos? by Shortyy(f): 1:34pm On Jan 13, 2023
That's why I don't pity them. I smash that ego! Nonsense grin
Politics / Re: Sowore: Don't We Get Tired Of Punishment People Who Vote APC Love Suffering by Shortyy(f): 9:34pm On Jan 11, 2023
reddingtonblack:



The question is HOW

If a jobless man comes for your hand in marriage nd start promising you house in lekki, lastest G wagon and a trip across the globe won't you ask How ?? or lemme guess you will shine ur 32teeth n follow him

Go and verify.
Politics / Re: Sowore: Don't We Get Tired Of Punishment People Who Vote APC Love Suffering by Shortyy(f): 6:43pm On Jan 11, 2023
reddingtonblack:




I will anyone sane person ignore track records and vote base on fantasy @ these stage of our lives.
Back in 2015, when APC formed a merger just to win, the biggest challenge they had after winning was incompatibility, wrong mix and it took them years to seperate the seeds from the chaff

In Labour parties case even Peter Obi & LP seems to be in a contract marriage, No structure, No team .. lets even imagine Peter wins the election, do people think getting a structure & a good team together is a quickie quest.


Nobody cares about all these structure or whatever. We want a better country. And if Peter Obi can give it, then so be it. Structure or not.

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Politics / Re: Sowore: Don't We Get Tired Of Punishment People Who Vote APC Love Suffering by Shortyy(f): 5:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Why would any sane person even vote for APC? I feel like this is just tribalism. Cuz they want their own to rule.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 4:45pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
Well,I'm gonna school you a little cheesy . Discussing this topic wasn't in relation to female productivity. It was geared towards guys preferences on virginity while choosing their women. Because I see you're using being productive, as a shield, for lack of self discipline.

Now,If non virgins can be productive like you have rightly pointed out,then virgins should be more productive. Because the time used for looking for contraceptives pills and nursing heart breaks,or even healing from abortions,should be very useful in terms of productivity for the virgins. Of course I will teach my girl child discipline on all side. And also let her know that, there is time for everything..

I should be able to teach her what is wrong and what is right..
What should come first and what should come later...

I've told you before that fun seekers like you don't have say in topics like this. Those that doesn't see their Vjays as tourist sites,understand better. This very topic is bigger than you already, because you are a fun seeker. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Arguing with fun seekers, is not my thing. wink cheesy

You're the one trying to sugarcoat the whole thing. The person I quoted made everything all about virginity. No one is saying you shouldn't have a preference. Just like you said you want a virgin wife, fine go on ahead and have one. grin but I'm trying to let your ass know that virginity isn't what to rate a woman with. I'm yet to see the difference between a virgin and non virgin sef. Y'all place so much importance on a mere hymen when you should be looking at most important attributes of women.

So ok your preference is a virgin, so why are they bashing those that don't want one eh? Must people want what you want? Go on and married your virgin Mary and let people rest. The issue is over-flogged and it's not even worth it.

And stop repeating the fact that I said I want fun. You as a man you've your own fun too. I'm guessing now you want to settle with a virgin as a price. Allow me to have mine. kiss

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 3:25pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
But you are not those women you mentioned, and who told you the whole of them weren't virgins? Did you marry them to their husbands?Women of those days weren't hoes like we have ladies hoeing around today. You think if those women you mentioned were moving from hotel to hotel,they would have achieved such greatness? Abi hook up girls dey read for hotel and hookup app? Tell me what I don't know please.. So you think jumping from dick to dick,made those women what they are today abi? You are just playing. Let me go do something with my time jare .. I even thought you were serious

You're the one contradicting yourself. Y'all are here preaching virginity up and down, and I'm telling you that shouldn't be a woman's achievement. Then I gave you names of women that have achieved something in life by not having a warped mentality like y'all. I'm not them? Yeah. But do I wish to be like them? Hell yeah! grin I never said any woman should be promiscuous, but I'm trying to tell you that y'all place so much emphasis on "virginity" and it's daft tbh. cheesy if you like if you have a girl child, preach to her about being a virgin alone. Instead of preaching to her about self development.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 2:58pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
I guess you are motivating fun seekers like you,and not some disciplined ,fulfilled lady,who wants to raise a beautiful family with her man and raising responsible kids..

No. I'm motivating women to be whatever they wanna be. You think a non virgin can't raise kids and have children? Y'all are delusional tbh LMAO. Okonjo iweala wasn't a virgin, Chimamanda wasn't a virgin, Kamala Haris wasn't a virgin, Beyonce wasn't a virgin, Hillary Clinton wasn't a virgin, Maya Angelou wasn't a virgin.. yet these women have happy homes with beautiful children and have achieved so much than the so called virgins. So y'all should stop behaving like cavemen. Virginity isn't an achievement. Y'all should be advising women to be hardworking and pursue their dreams. Instead of this virginity sermon everywhere. Tueh.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 2:45pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
Okay,I get it now.. The topic wasn't for fun seekers like you..

Yes, fun or no fun. My point still remains. No woman should be desperate for any man, or let her life revolve around validation of men. Only a fóolish woman will allow men gaslight her into thinking the only thing she's got to offer is a mere hymen.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 2:41pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
Not all men ,and those that comes to you cux of looks,sees you as intimacy gadget. They will use and leave you.. Why they keep the best for themselves.

You don't get it. I'm not in search of a husband. Life's too short my dear. I just wanna have fun and enjoy a hot sexy chocolate man. kiss

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Nairaland / General / Re: Password Guessing Attack: Don't Reuse Your Nairaland Password by Shortyy(f): 2:38pm On Jan 11, 2023
What if my password is already strong, do I still need to change it?

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing's Younger Lover Kisses Her, Sparks Reactions by Shortyy(f): 2:36pm On Jan 11, 2023
limcar:
bitch, where have you been?

Been chasing my dreams cool
Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 2:34pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
You can't get any dick you want,except its the dido type miss ... Real men aren't gold diggers.

LMAO my dear men are the cheapest thing anyone can get. I don't even need to give them money. Men are attracted to looks and not money. Capiche? wink

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 2:20pm On Jan 11, 2023
BigYash:
Men don't see it the way you see it. Same way ladies don't want broke niggas, same way real niggas don't want left overs (non virgin ladies) The equation must be balanced.

Bruh IDGAF about any man. I'm all about my personal goals in life. You know.. getting rich and living large grin I can always get any dck I want, that's not a problem. So y'all should chill with the gaslighting. cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Are Women Usually Angry When Virginity Is Being Talked About??? by Shortyy(f): 2:07pm On Jan 11, 2023
jeromestarks:


The thing tire me as dey just dey vex anyhow.

This your thread made me realize that ladies who are currently not virgins and single are not happy with the decisions they've made.

It's shows that they regretted opening their pvssy because of iphone and money.

It's shows that a non virgin is a broken woman. The best one can do for her is to fvck her and let others fvck her.

Never marry a broken woman.


People are thinking of how to grow financially, mentally and emotionally. And y'all are talking about virginity. Any woman that's worried about virginity at this age and time should be disposed tbh. This is 2023 not 1885.

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Romance / Re: Virginity Is Not A Female by Shortyy(f): 1:55pm On Jan 11, 2023
Virginity is overrated. Let's talk about your achievements, how much you have in the bank. And how you relate with people.
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing's Younger Lover Kisses Her, Sparks Reactions by Shortyy(f): 1:21pm On Jan 11, 2023
That's how i like it. Make money and catch them young.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Hold Your Woman's Hand In Public Or Kiss Her In Public? by Shortyy(f): 12:05pm On Jan 11, 2023
I'll kiss my man anywhere. Just that low-key men are shy of this, but they'll be doing hard guy, hard guy.

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Romance / Re: Shaming Of Women Over Leaked Sex Videos Or Nudes. by Shortyy(f): 11:58am On Jan 11, 2023
If you want to be shamed, then you get shamed. Live your life and fvck what people think.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hoërskool Jan Viljoen School Fight: Racism As White & Black Students Clash by Shortyy(f): 12:47am On Feb 16, 2022
TjoBATHONG:


Theres a reason why DSTV's presence in your country is called an INVESTMENT, dumbo. We are feeding u hungry lots - Poverty Capital of the World. U should be begging me for a visa, japagerian.


You're a very dumb person. It's so sad. So as they are investing, they're not gaining also? Sigh. How your mother birthed an abomination like you should be investigated.

Visa to go where? That useless xenophobic country filled with HIV patients? You must be really mad. I'll rather stay in my poor country than contract HIV and die in that your useless country.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hoërskool Jan Viljoen School Fight: Racism As White & Black Students Clash by Shortyy(f): 9:19pm On Feb 15, 2022
TjoBATHONG:


DStv makes the money through advertising but only after they've given the channels money to setup an attractive channel.

All of Africa Magic was founded with SA subscriber money dodo when DStv first started establishing good standards in your TV industry - today you're telling us that you're feeding us. Very typical! Learn a thing or two first about how TV works and then come back to debate me.


Look at how you're boldly writing trash just to defend your shitty country. At the end of the day, does DStv benefit from these Channels or not? Right. Take your long meaningless epistle and shove it up your ass.
Crime / Re: Teenager Kidnaps 4-Year-Old Girl In Katsina, Demands ₦70,000 Ransom (Photo) by Shortyy(f): 5:19pm On Feb 15, 2022
What will a 16 year old do with 70k? This world is turning into something else. People will do anything now just to make money, including kids. Odiegwu o

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Sports / Re: Paul Ince Blasts Ronaldo: You Are A Selfish Player, We Saw It At Juventus by Shortyy(f): 4:13pm On Feb 15, 2022
My idolo in the mud cry

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Sports / Re: Paul Ince Blasts Ronaldo: You Are A Selfish Player, We Saw It At Juventus by Shortyy(f): 4:13pm On Feb 15, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hoërskool Jan Viljoen School Fight: Racism As White & Black Students Clash by Shortyy(f): 4:10pm On Feb 15, 2022
TjoBATHONG:


DSTV pays the channels mumu. DSTV went to Nigeria and upskilled your entertainment industry. Before you were filming under trees and your best shows were shot on shoe string budgets.

DStv pays the channels, and how does DStv make their money? Are they running free business? You're too dumb abeg. The DStv in question don't even know your dumb ass exists. Don't go and get a life, xenophobic imp.

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