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CrimeRe: Female One-Chance Robber Caught On Benin-Auchi Road Along With Her Gang Members by Shuku: 9:19am On Apr 10, 2020
rusher14:
I think it's either the fear of weapons or juju that makes a mob do this.
Please enlighten me. When you said 'do this', were you referring to the stripping of the woman? One would think that the same principle would apply to woman as well the men. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

In any case, exposing the unclothedness of an individual for being a robber only occurs in insane climes.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Brought Foodstuff To My Doorstep.. Have You Gotten Your Own? by Shuku: 12:08pm On Apr 01, 2020
Perfectnumber6:
I have given out more than a nose mask in my own little capacity, people like you are the ones hailing these useless politicians when they do what they were elected to do, And they start raising there useless shoulders . Was these items bought with any individual politician's money. Please i hate arguing on any forum. Good night and peace.
Na wa o. People like you are part of Nigeria's problem. If you don't need it, rest assured that God just answered someone's prayer somewhere.
Haba, if a government is striving to treat it's people better, let's acknowledge it and say thank you. It would encourage them to treat us all better in more ways than one.
A lot of thought was put into the package. An average Nigerian eats rice, garri and bread in various degrees.
Even as individuals, if an individual you help can't at least say thank you, it's not only impolite, it's also morally wrong.
FoodRe: Panic Buying At Blenco Pagos In Lagos by Shuku: 3:18pm On Mar 30, 2020
sweetmelanin:
This is ridiculous. Why is it that when Nigeria wants to copy the West, they do so without use of common sense.
...so they want all supermarkets to close down during the 2week lock down? Whereas here abroad all supermarkets are open despite several weeks of lockdown because most foodstuff are perishable and having access to food is a major necessity!

In Nigeria, leaders reason like animals and there's no common thought/ consideration for the average man. . I heard banks will be open during the "lockdown" but foodstores will be shut for the next couple weeks abi? Sanwu Olu told Lagosians to do their shopping today in preparation for what's to come.. lol .. so those that cannot buy food today should go and die right? Pathetic!
Madam, calm down.
I don't think the supermarkets will be shut down. They provide food, especially those that carry groceries and other perishables.
I believe he just said that so majority of people residing in Lagos would be off the streets in coming days. No more business as usual, crowding the roads, food markets and supermarkets. People would only have to dash out to get things they've run out of and be back home immediately.
Police can't very well turn away a mother going to the supermarket to buy food for her children or family. You get what I'm trying to say don't you.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Aisha Buhari Seeks Total Lockdown by Shuku: 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2020
My colleague dropped off her baby at the creche this morning and came to work. She was called by the creche manager to come pick up her baby because they were about to be shut down by healthcare task force. Where is she to leave her baby? Is she supposed to bring him to work with every thing going on in Lagos?
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Shuku: 10:57am On Mar 18, 2020
YorubaMyKids:
Hehehehe you are living in serious delusion afonja, please explain to me how IMO and Anambra are primitive biko, or are you mistaking them for Ekiti and Osun states where Lipton packs are used as campaign bribes. My friend if not for the presence of Lagos in SW region I wonder how Yoruba's could have been like? You could be struggling with Zamfara on Almajiri affairs grin grin

Igbos developed IMO Anambra and Enugu without any single help from the federal Government cos we are not Lazy, but can you say the same for Lagos, the Lagos that you are claiming as yours a couldnt have been what it is today if not for he federal Government and the Igbo's( that's your worst night mare sorry!).

Leave Lagos and go and make Osun like Ebonyi then we can talk but for now vacate Lagos for the Edos and Eguns who are the rightful owners..
I hear you.

I would left a lengthier post but your last paragraph made me have a re-think. I know your kind that have not made it to one side of Yaba. Don't worry, whatever you say from now on is "I hear you oo". Enjoy.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Shuku: 10:36am On Mar 18, 2020
YorubaMyKids:
Lagos is not Yoruba land. Why have you people abandoned ado ekiti, Ibadan and Oshogbo to run and cluster Lagos and claim it as yours. Fool read my lips, LAGOS IS NOT YORUBA LAND.
Lolz. Yeah right, it's in the heart of Igboland just beside Ngwa land or some other primitive place in say, Imo or Anambra right?

And we didn't abandon other parts of Yorubaland, we are not like 'the developers' that go and 'develop' other people's homeland and live theirs in abject squalor.

As for the last part of your post, you obviously weren't referring to me. Your family people to whom you were referring will soon stop by and answer you.
Okay, bye.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Shuku: 9:06am On Mar 18, 2020
Tobrasky:
And here we go again with another account, who the FUCCK I'm I even facing at these point? Afonja's are just very useless sha grin
You are the 'very useless somebody'.

FYI, I'm not Afonja or whatever you or your ignorant people shout everywhere. I'm proudly Omoluabi, Omo Oodua.

If you're going to insult me, at least get my name and what I am right.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Shuku: 8:50am On Mar 18, 2020
YorubaMyKids:
Lol hehehehe you organise awards and hand the award back to yourselves and claim you "win it back to back" grin grin grin grin

We Made Nollywood that you fools are reaping from!, if Nollywood was in the hands of you Afonjas by now it would be in the sane class as Bongo movies of Tanzania that only locals watch grin grin

Even the biggest Yoruba names in movies were all made by Igbos, Omitala and Olu Jacobs name them..
Forget your useless award, we are not mates in movies. No wonder the likes of Genevieve, Rita Dominc etc did not attend the primary 6 awards. cheesy grin
That's why Rita Dominic won the same primary 6 award a few years ago for 'The Meeting'. Had you forgotten?

Do your investigations well before coming to show off your ignorance to the whole world on social media next time.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael: AMVCA Is Organized By Yoruba, It's Fake Award, Political by Shuku: 8:15am On Mar 18, 2020
YorubaMyKids:
Thief!. Always holding onto Lagos with both hands as if they can do nothing else on their own without it.. Slimy bastard. grin
You that is not a thief, hold on to your own place naa and tell us the name of the place. Then try to show us exactly where it is on the Nigerian map please.
PoliticsRe: Removal Of Rickety Vehicles From Lagos Roads: Ultimatum Given By State Govt. by Shuku: 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2020
sofiscatedmoron:
Nothing afonja skull miner no go see for graveyard
Try using your brain once in a while. This advice is honest and free of charge.
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by Shuku: 9:16pm On Mar 06, 2020
gypsey:
you wanna lick my bottom? grin I think you wanna lick my butt hole tongue
I'm sorry I can't respond more to you. You are too uncouth.
In the real world, the likes of you would be turned away at my gate by the security.
They would see you for what I think you are - 'gutter-bred'.

If you dont know what that means, feel free to check it up. You know how to do that? If you don't, find someone to teach you or get help online.
Next time, you might want to think of a more original and creative response, alright. Cheers.
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by Shuku: 9:11pm On Mar 06, 2020
AfroKnight:
See exclamation marks flying. No wound yourself o.
Don't jerk off to my lingo joor. I speak and write good English Language. You might benefit from a few lectures on the language.

Trust me, the advice is free.

I do not have any cute pictures to upload to back up my submission. The analytics and analysis that are on my devices are too complex for classic morons like you!!!
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by Shuku: 7:11pm On Mar 06, 2020
gypsey:
The side chick may not look as pretty arcoding to you, but she looks younger and the husband likes her obviously more than his wife. grin
Yet another Idiota!!!!
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by Shuku: 7:09pm On Mar 06, 2020
AfroKnight:
cheesy cheesy

This one just burst a vein in anger.
Yeah right!! Very hilarious!!!

I'm actually smiling right now ���
Idiota!!!
RomanceRe: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by Shuku: 5:29pm On Mar 06, 2020
AfroKnight:
Useless wife.

You went to disgrace the babe. Why? This is the irritating character that made your husband look elsewhere. When all you give him is stress, Man will seek succour in the arms of a mistress. The ministrations of a mistress will help him calm down. If not he would have kicked your troublesome yansh out of his house.

The man is the victim here. What a pity. embarassed



Edit:

all of you quoting me to disagree. Ori yin ti gbale. Shey you cannot see the garage behaviour of this cantankerous wife? A pity the man has to live with her under the same roof.

Any wife that embarrasses her husband like this is not worthy to be called a wife. She must be returned to her father’s house and the bride price must be refunded with interest to cover inflation.

ThIs innocent hapless man is enduring a toxic woman in marriage. Sad.
You Sir are a big fool. Ori yin gan gan loti gbale ti pe ti pe.
An apologist for adultery. I dare say you are an adulterer and oath-breaker. I pity your wife and children. Oh, your poor children. Born to you who so vigorously defends adultery and adulterers.

They'll never know how you spent money that could have been used to better their lives and future on whores and hotel rooms. Shior.
HealthRe: Drug Scarcity Looms In Nigeria As India Suspends Export by Shuku: 3:44pm On Mar 06, 2020
[quote author=Witcher post=87177600]Misinformation
President Buhari av everything under control if not Covid19 will av started killing people in Nigeria
God bless president Buhari for making Nigeria great again
[/aquote]

I knew this was tsephanyah immediately. Well done o. Kontunu with your good work madam.
CelebritiesRe: Rachel Bakam Covers Japan Documentary, Received By Government by Shuku: 8:15am On Feb 12, 2020
RPirez:
She sef look like one of dem... They must have mistaken her for Japanese... she come bleach on top am.. grin grin grin
Receive sense please. This is the year 2020.
Since you are used to only such, I'm here to tell you that not every woman (person) is a skin bleacher.
PoliticsRe: Fire Guts TCN Substation, Throws Oyo, Ogun, Osun Into Blackout by Shuku: 9:21pm On Feb 05, 2020
Officialgarri:
Was there light even when the TCN didn't get burnt?
Baba, we have light in Ibadan o. Very good electricity supply. We have always given kudos to TCN & IBEDC. They're doing a great job.
This is a really sad development.
HealthRe: Moradeun Balogun Dies As Jolad Hospital, Gbagada Refuses Her Treatment by Shuku: 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2019
Moradeun is gone? Haaaaa!!!!! This is really sad. A beautiful, kind, vibrant young woman. RIP Moradeun. Sleep on in the bosom of the Lord. May God comfort your Mum and family. This is a shocker.
FashionRe: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Shuku: 6:15am On Dec 02, 2019
Enemyofpeace:
yinmu. Some people go just dey lie without the fare of God



*Silent Sex without loud moaning produces silent and inactive children who cannot speak up for their rights in the face of tyranny.*
*Moan out loud when he smashes your Calabash. Make the joyful noise unto your starved neighborhood. Raise a bar for a volcanic orgasms that's capable of giving us freedom fighters not dumb kids.*
*The Country is at stake, we need freedom fighters. Say no to silent sex!!!*
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� Pls go and learn English first. Abi, which one is 'fare' God again?
When a man doesn't move out of his father's farm ehn, he thinks it is the biggest in the world.
Pls develop yourself Sir. Sex is not everything you know.
FashionRe: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Shuku: 6:13am On Dec 02, 2019
Weedsmoker:
Mtcheeww...

How many ladies here even own a car.
That's a pretty silly thing to say Sir. This is Nigeria, where women hold good jobs and hustle real hustle. Not the small girl big god people that can't sustain their lifestyle if maga doesn't pay.

So, I'm pretty sure a lot of us do. And many others that don't yet are getting theirs soon. Ole laye o gba.
FashionRe: Ladies, Can You Drive In Heels? by Shuku: 6:07am On Dec 02, 2019
pocohantas:
No, I can't or I rather not.

I only see it happen in movies. Mercy Johnson and Ini Edo can drive in heels. Maybe Bobrisky too...
I can but it's really uncomfortable for me. The ankles get the worst hit while driving in heels, especially pencil heels.
I prefer wedge heels to pencil heels while driving.
The best shoes for me while driving are those with low wedges or almost flat soles.
Technology MarketRe: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by Shuku: 9:39am On Nov 20, 2019
Just bought mine now. Genuine cheap data is what they gave me. Thanks.
CrimeRe: 9-Year-Old Boy Defiled By His Teacher, Left Bleeding by Shuku: 5:38pm On Nov 19, 2019
jesusjnr:
They should start castrating such defilers of minors otherwise such abomination would continue.

When someone loses his manhood, someone else would think twice before using it for such evil.

Lord have mercy on us.
Bisi Fayemi advocated for this some weeks ago and people on this forum heaped insults upon her. I think this is the only way to curb this rape madness in Nigeria. Castrate the animals. Offer them counselling so we don't unleash psychopaths on the society. RAPISTS and CHILD ABUSERS/MOLESTERS deserve NO mercy.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Before He Became A Star (Throwback Photos) by Shuku: 11:23pm On Oct 15, 2019
Bruno3000:
Jesus! Dude was weird. See poor dress sense abeg grin

But let's admit Afonja guys cants dress o
Why are you calling him Afonja? He's not from Ilorin na.
CareerRe: NAF Decorates Kafayat Sanni & Tolulope Arotile As Female Combatant Pilots by Shuku: 11:19pm On Oct 15, 2019
This is a bold step in the right direction. God bless Nigeria.
FashionRe: Nyekachi Douglas Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2019 Pageant (Photos) by Shuku: 1:14pm On Oct 12, 2019
First go and learn proper English language before embarrassing yourself publicly being a 'hateful' troll.
Biko, which people are Afonjas again? Better learn Nigeria's history properly again.
PoliticsRe: Busy Fayemi Pushes For Medical Castration As Punishment For Rape by Shuku: 8:29am On Oct 11, 2019
Some people are sick upstairs. Any adult man that sits down, fantasizes about raping a minor (2 month old, 2 year old, 6 year old, 10 year old even 16 year old) and then proceeds to carry it out should be castrated. Do you know the excruciating pain involved when an immature vagina is forcefully penetrated? The shame, physical and mental trauma the victims are forced to live with? Are there any parents here at all? Can you accept a child rapist going free? Biko, make our children safe (both Male and female). Castrate the animals and offer them counselling.
LiteratureRe: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by Shuku: 11:53pm On Dec 09, 2011
Troynow:
 The most uninteresting book i've read is Trojan Odyssey by can remember the author, the book is nice. It's by Clive Cussler. You probably jes don't like its genre, thasall
FamilyRe: Olden Days Vs Modern Days Marriages by Shuku: 11:47pm On Dec 09, 2011
The era of women suffering in silence for the sake of her children has come and gone. Now women can stand up to men when their pride, dignity, independence and even in some cases, LIVES is at stake.
TV/MoviesRe: Movies That Should Not Have Been Released: by Shuku: 7:53am On Aug 07, 2011
@Rocktation, are u sure you really watched those movies? Or are u a wannabe movie critic? 'Cos av seen over half of those you mentioned & seriously whatz wrong with 'em?

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