@everyone
Happy new week,
How are u all doing? Special welcome to divfavor ooo.
I just read thru posts. How are u doing, toks? Magent? Isabel? Grateful? Icedude? Dosunmu? Udy? Torqque? And everyone else?
I'm glad u are all on this thread. When we reach 100pages nairaland shd make us life members as well as partners in profit sharing.
I want to appreciate everyone who has posted something in a timely and respectful fashion. I applaud the budding relationships and friendships.
For the guy who posted his number for a sugar mummy, try dangote company. Don't come here again. Zero tolerance for trash. That's hy we have dustbins.
To the ladies, if any guy indicates interest in u, ask him to meet u at the group chat. That will allow u (and the rest of us) to properly access him. If he meets ur specs, then u can go private. The group chat is an online eatery...just as u wud do, if u were to meet him physically. If he is a predator or a scammer, he'll be exposed there bcs someone will surely know him.
I wish u a fruitful week ahead.
God bless.

@Magent
Am sure with ur go-getter list, u want one more thing...u want to marry a friend.
Marriage is hard enough. But if she is ur friend, u can weather the storms when they come. And yes they will. Sicknesses. Economical downturns. Loss of job. Mass retrenchment in the workplace. Family trauma. And shakings that come to homes. At the end of the day, ur list won't matter if she is not ur friend. Remember, marriage shd be for the long haul. U shdnt have to go to court twice...one for registry and one for divorce.
God bless.

@klassic
Oh I see.

@maGent
Pls just post chats, let people get to know u. Get to know them. Don't make the ladies feel they are goats for sale, and ur a buyer inspecting ur goods.
Thanks.

@klassic
I would describe u as a classic doctor. U display all the traits of a doc. I'd hate to trust my medicare to a dj jock doctor who wear yellow pants and green socks. I think ur cool and I like u just the way u are. Its ok for u not to be interested in marital stuff for now. U need to concentrate on ur career for now and look after us. In ur mid-thirties, u interests and view on marriage will change.

@magent
Stop that thing jare. Do u think this is Daily times? Did u pay for advert space here? My friend, behave urself jare. Go to Punch and advertise in the Personals.

@everyone
it was not easy, but i am now up to date. as usual, there were some hilarious posts. like the one where pascal asks for uduak's contact, and she wants to know whether he's buying hair! Lol
And toks2008, who has been hinting at ladies in their 20s joining this thread.
Well, without fear or favour, I exercise my full authority to categorically state that this thread is for 30plus and single.
If ur 30th birthday is 2mro, God will preserve us till then, to welcome u in. Until then, don't let me catch u here ooo.
Toks, if u like the 20plus ladies...if u want to widen ur net to catch as many fishes as possible, just post ur number, and they will whatsapp u in camera.
To all the ladies and gents under 30, if u really like this thread, then I can set up something similar for u, and moderate it in such a way that the older ones will be begging to join!
This matter has been laid to rest. This thread is for 30plus and single.
Thanks.

OP

Hi everyone
Kitchen business is serious business ooo
I just came up for air.
Am going back to read back posts.
Hope everyone is fine?

@everyone
Gdmrn great nairalanders!
Gdmrn to all the wonderful people on this thread!
As we enter our 26th page, I must say it cudnt have happened without u. I've read every single post and I am proud of the fact that 9jaians are world leaders wherever they go. Maturity, wisdom, sensibility, sensitivity are some of the key attributes that the posters on this thread have displayed in their writings.
This thread started on oct 1st, and already, we are approaching 7000 viewers. That means we are all making sense.
Let's keep impacting lives through our posts. Let's make lasting friends, lasting relationships, and yes, let's come and eat ur rice.
I've got my eye and my pankere out for those who want to come in here and disrespect their elders. If ur under 30, sit on the bleachers and learn. If ur married, identify ur status with pride. If ur single and searching, ith an eye to settling, I can tell u with pride that the gents and ladies here are of premium stock.
Happy sunday and don't forget to go to church.
If ur at sea, churchwise, pls join me at Omega Fire ministries, @ TYTTLO EVENT CENTRE, Plot 8 CMD Rd, Magodo Lagos. All church enquiries 08166185837.
God bless u and see u after church!

@everyone
Here's wishing everyone a wonderful nite's rest.
Remember to go to church ooo

@everyone
The essence of the group chat is...
Hile on this thread, things may get serious. I know a couple of people like other people, and need privacy. But bcs we are in the last days, I don't recommend total privacy ooo. On the group chat, u can spill ur heart to that lady/gent. But still come to this thread and enjoy the general ambience.
Number remains 08180632132.
Don't wait to hear testimony ooo.
Why it can't be a bbm chat is...not everyone has a blackberry or bbm supported phone. But even a donkey has whatsapp.
Numbers are coming in. By the time u make up ur mind to join, ur girl/guy may have been snapped up by another.
08180632132. Text me ur number.
God bless and remember....2mro is sunday.

@everyone
Someone emailed me and suggested this, and I think its a good idea.
I noticed a few serious folk are trying to hook up with ladies. But being an open platform, the ladies are hesitant.
This thread officially has a group whatsapp chat: 08180632132.
So text me ur number if ur single and ready to hook up (serious matters only), and I'll add u.
On this more private forum, u can whatsapp each other.
Pls sisters, I encourage u to be here. Don't do private chat until ur sure ooo. So, send me a text and I'll add u to the group chat.
Thanks and remain safe.
Remember, its 30plus and single.

@dosunmu
Give me a few mins, let me round up what am doing. I go comment.

@joebeckz
Whose pic can't u view?

@everyone
I had to go and look at toks' new pic.
As mother of the day on this thread and OP, I'm selling forms for those who are applying to betroth toks. There is an Independence day promo on ooo. For the next 24hrs, those who apply to buy this form get a 50percent discount, and no matter my schedule, I will put in a personal appearance to sit on the high table on the D-day ooo.

Pls put up ur pics, ladies and gents....at least for a few mins. Let's meet ourselves.
God bless.

@everyone
I've been reading everyone's posts. Some are alarming and others are downright hilarious.
I go soon reply everyone. I just want to prepare stuff for church 2mro. Don't go to bed yet ooo.
Shout out to everyone: u are all great nairalanders. I move u from Azikiwe to Mama Charles. (For those who don't know...azikiwe is naira, and mama charles...queen elizabeth...is pound sterling)
Oya receive the anointing to begin to count mama charles in Jesus' name!!!

@pascalj
Drop her a mail on the open platform. Am sure when she logs in, she'll see it. Then keep ur fingers crossed.

@oppy4God
I also had to look ooo. And now, I officially recommend u...

@dosunmu
Hahahaha. May the best man win ooo
About the married man posts...he shdnt post again jare. If his wife wants to discover his hidden fantasies, it shdnt be at the expense of the wonderful people here.

@toks2008
Well said.

@Prixus
Thanks for the compliment. Am actually a few steps away from 40.

@Tony Christopher
U must have misunderstood me.
Observer. Onlooker. Resist all temptation to comment. Self respect attracts respect from other people.
Pls go and start Ur own thread.
Ur topics are offensive and derail from the spirit of this thread. Pls dont allow the well meaning people here to start disparaging u. Remember Ur status as a married man, and thus, a pillar in society and role model to the youths. Am done talking.
Thanks.

@tonychristopher
I accept Ur apology on behalf of the house.
Pls remain as an observer, and resist every temptation to comment.
Thanks again and God bless.

@tonychristopher
Just in case u didnt get me,....
This thread is for 30plus AND SINGLE.
There are other threads on naira land that cater for all kinds of people.
This one is not for the married.
If Ur married, then Ur visiting, pls respect the house rules.
This lounge is not a place for reminiscing on sexual exploits and escapades, telling stories abt mistresses as a married man.
Its disrespectful to the beautiful people who took time, effort and data, to be on this thread.
Kindly revert back to onlooker status so that the sanity and sense of responsibility on this thread is maintained.
God bless u as u obey....and regards to Ur wifey (who is probably reading this thread from her own phone).

@Tony Christopher
I have a double mind concerning u, I like some of Ur posts, and then u go and write somethg off.
So...until we can understand u, kindly hold off posting on our thread. After all, Ur married, thus unqualified to be here in the first place.
Some of Ur posts have sexual undertones, hints of escapades, mistresses, etc. abeg our thread isn't for that kind of thing pls.
Thanks and God bless.

@kaboninc
Pankere is that wicked cane that never bends. Its the one that public sch teachers use to flog children.

@smoothkool
Thanks love.

@DAMILOLA
U didn't greet me oooo

@alexx
How u dey?

@udysweet
I assure u that this thread is the right place for u to be. So sit back and relax. Share Ur that's without fear or favour.
Am sure everyone now knows I have a pankere and am not afraid to use it on those who sass others.

@artistree
Thanks so much.

@djphish
First ur younger then the thread permits
Second, if u read thru this thread, u'll discover that the ladies here are of a class. They are very intelligent. So, U don't just walk in and throw ur numbers at them. Stay and chat, make friends. Let people know the stuff ur made off. Being a banker is no more a criteria for marriage or even, a good relationship. Selah.

@fortune
I am good ooo. And u?

@artistree
Thumbs up.

@kaboninc
Ur wise beyond ur years

@enoquin
Thanks ooo.

@the 3 musketeers
By all means, take a seat at the bleachers....
I like the way u three are together.

@queencalypso
Well, u don talk finish before u ask, but I like ur post, so read.

@onstelly
Lol
U know icedude asked for ur hand and even appealed to me to keep an eye on u, against hunters.
U didn't reply him or make effort to get to know him here (not outside here ooo for now).
So...another guy pinged u, and then icedude is reacting. Lol

@jeffrey,kinglekan and kingtom
Summoning urselves...are u the 3 musketeers? Abeg identify urselves ooo. U sound like ur running a thread inside this thread sef.

@engrelvis
Abeg when I open my own matchmaker biz, I'll create that platform. For now, I can only dispense advice ooo.

@toks2008
Actually I was born in lagos...luth to the precise, to parents who did their registry wedding in lagos before having kids. So I am very much a lagosian.
Not only that, I attended a private primary sch that is older than I, and still exists. I also attended a premier secondary sch in lagos, queen's college, yaba. I only went to do my first degree over there when my parents felt I was getting away from my roots. After that, I came back to lagos, attended more schs and started working.
In fact, I feel concerned abt the fact that I am not a properly rooted akwa ibomite and that's why I opened another thread on the same day I opened this one. Of course its not as popular. Lol.

@runnazz
Amen ooo

@skil
Thanks for that writeup by myles munroe. I encourage all of us to read this and also download the link.

@runnazz
Am glad I made ur day...lol
Uve made mine too by reminding me of many more...lol
Ahh...those were the days...