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Fake story!

How did I know?

1. You don't get to Bida when going from Port Harcourt to Lagos.
2. Hardly, though not impossible, will FRSC officer that stays on the road have IPhone 7.

Bros, if you get any other gist let us know.

zoba88:
A Nigerian man,Clems Jnr, took to Facebook to share what happened between him and FRSC official while travelling from Lagos to Port Harcourt.According to him,he was forced to pay N10k because he did not use his seatbelt.Unfortunate for the FRSC,he forgot his IPhone 7 in his car.Read the full story below...

'MYFOCUS

GOD HAS MYSTERIOUS WAYS OF CONSOLING HIS CHILDREN.

I was travelling to Port Harcourt from Lagos, on my way, i was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not using my seatbelt. I begged him but he refused. He said he was going to seize my drivers licence. But after much plea, he decided to collect N10,000.00 from me, which was the last money on me.

I reluctantly gave him money sadly and went my way. I was about entering bida when a phone rang beside me, and i was surprised to see an IPhone 7s on my passenger seat. I picked the call only to discover that, the FRSC man forgot his phone in my car after much deliberations while i was apprehended.

I told my God "Hey you miraculous God". Those holy holy people should not come here and advice me to return the phone. I saw it as my only consolation. He has been calling for the past three days now with continuous plea, i told him to use the N10,000 and procure another phone. Since this phone would fetch me more money'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/10/see-what-happened-between-man-and-frsc.html?m=1

I'm coming

Na them sabi.

A house divided against itself....

The only reason APC was formed was to wrestle power from PDP at all cost. They were obviously not prepared for anything else.

EzeEbira:
Eating before brushing my teeth

Guy, that's actually what is recommended by dentists.

Scheming for Vice Presidency loading

Nigeria, though a country of great potentials, is currently faced with myriads of challenges.

Having that in mind, what's your take on Mr President's 57th Independence Day speech?

lekpaciouse:
Please I need your advice as my guy want me to get pregnant for him out of wedlock that when the time comes we will get married,that other ladies are disturbing him have baby for him.
Please I need your advice
Thanks.

If you are not looking/waiting for a 'societal' wedding, he should arrange whatever he can afford & marry you. If you have a child for him out of wedlock, you might as well forget being legally married to him and chances are you might have issues because of that in the future.

Therefore, to avoid had I know, do not put the cart before the horse.

Amoyinoluwa24:
According to reports trending online, the Governor of Kogi state, Yahaya Bello commissioned a 300 KVA Transformer installed in a street in Lokoja as his first project after spending a year and six months in office.

One Facebook user who shared the photo wrote: He went with a convoy of over 20 cars mostly SUVs to commission this wonderful project. If the recalling of Sen. Dino Melaye goes successful it will be his second completed project. Kudos to Gov. Bello!

Senator Dino Melaye also shared the photo and captioned it: Big party as Yahaya Bello commissioned his first project since he became governor. One transformer in koto with red carpet and platform. Allah ya isa. Kai!!!!

Source; http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/06/governor-yahaya-bello-commissions.html

Obviously, the cost of this commissioning is far more than the cost of the 'project'. SAD!

sarrki:
APC will loose that seat

Who tied the seat?

decatalyst:
Sweet and lovely.

But what is it with guys buy rides upandan gab

Money has to be made ooo before someone wee now lose his gf to these dudes

Yes, it is good to buy rides & other gifts for loved ones but also know that a lot of guys are being arrested 'upandan'. Evans on my mind.

Money has to be made genuinely.

adenig1:
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Oga, there are sections for this kind of post.

It is halfway into this administration which came into power on the wings of CHANGE. A lot of promises were made in the build up to the 2015 general election.

The question is, has there been any CHANGE? Can you look back at the activities of this government and say PROMISE MADE & PROMISE KEPT?

For me, below are some of my takes.

1. 'I belong to everybody & belong to nobody' was just a hoax.
2. Three million new jobs were promised but more jobs were lost within the period.
3. Economy nosedived
4. Inflation hit the roof
5. Naira plummeted, hitting all time low, against major currencies.
6. Power situation worsened.
7. On security, the little gain made on Boko Haram front is being ravaged by the killer herdsmen.
8. The much publicized fight against corruption is neither here nor there.

These are my views.

IamaNigerianGuy:
I need to make dollar purchases online from foreign vendors so I need a 'dom' account and accompanying master or visa card. Problem is , at the first bank I visited (Union Bank) I was informed that I would be charged $20 per transaction ! ( I had no desire to discuss further with the rep after that).

Please inform me: which bank has reasonable fees and efficient service ?
(I am aware this question has been asked on this forum in the past but most of the answers are outdated and I need current information.)

Thanks in advance for your response(s).

Guaranty Trust Bank

Terryreal:
am interested in the pharmacist mail olayinkabolorunde55@gmail.com or text 08039439589

You will be contacted.

There exist vacancies for a pharmacist & four auxiliary nurses in a newly registered pharmaceutical company located in Abakaliki. Any qualified & interested candidate should send a personal message to me on/before May 31, 2017.

NLProblemChild:
See screenshot below.

Am seriously ashamed of myself.. I can't show them at home

This is what you get when you spend more time on nairaland & other social media platforms than studying your books.

OLAJADON:
No they have not and that keep making me wonder if truly this corruption fight is real or just an aim to paralyse the opposition party

It is not enough to tell us you recovered billions...tell us the person/people the loots were recovered from & then let the law take its course. Otherwise, the whole thing is a CHARADE. Nigerians are wiser now.

OLAJADON:
Actually, this administration has not gotten anything near what they promised us but with what they are doing I am happy with it, it is only an enemy of the state that wont support the eradication of corruption which is one of the basic foundations for the development of a country, imagine an individual build up a house for the purpose of storing government loot... Money that is enough the year budget of up to 5 african countries and one person will still have gut to steal it confidently while his gullible followers will still have the gut to defend him or her.
I am not a supporter of either apc or pdp but with the kind of news we hear daily, it only shows us the kind of man goodluck Ebele Jonathan is, I ONLY WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED ASSUMING HE WON THE 2015 ELECTION MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE SEEN PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR REMINANT OF FOOD IN THE WASTE BIN BY NOW because they have looted the country to zero account, EFCC is only trying to recover the little they think they can get.

Bros has the EFCC named the owners of the recovered funds from Kaduna Airport & those from the apartment in Lagos?

ZombieTERROR:
Op you well so?
How you go ask this kind question sef

I well o...na simple question I ask

ABUJA-President Muhammadu Buhari on Saturday said that his administration has worked hard within the last 2 years of being in power to meet the expectations of Nigerians.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/ve-met-nigerians-expectations-2-years-buhari/

Let's hear from you.

Hit 'share' if you agree & 'like' if you disagree

This guy get guts, meeen.

Ondoboi12345678:
Only God knows what has lead to their death. Anyway, police is not and can never be my friend. I hate them with passion

Is that all you can say about the gruesome murder of fellow Nigerians? These are probably people's husbands, fathers & breadwinners.

We should always be careful.

May their souls rest peace.

Oga, better ask your wife well. How can someone who wants to defraud you be recharging your wife's phone? How come the person did not recharge his/her line?

Check am na, bros.

kingnas:
Hello nairalanders.. I was given an assignmentTopic in Economics '' Budget and Budgeting in Nigeria ''.does anyone has an idea on what specifically I am expected to write about? You Contributions are highly welcomed...... Great economists and other experts..pls come in.

Op, your teacher/lecturer is in best position to tell you the scope of the assignment. You ought to have engaged him/her to know what is expected of you.

If and when that has been done, then visit the library, Google and any other research centre.

I wish you the best.

Amaright:
1. Focus on earning

I would rather you focus more on learning at that age. Because if you are armed with the right knowledge & skill set at that age, the money will follow in your 30s & beyond.

1. Focus on earning
I would rather you focus more on learning at that age. Because if you are armed with the right knowledge & skill set at that age, the money will follow in your 30s & beyond.

truthspeaks:
Who ibru epp

Because you can write doesn't mean you should spew nonsense. If you don't know Ibru better ask Google.

They announced that it would take them 6 months to wind-down their operations. You don't expect them to stop production abruptly, do you?

His right hand and left leg should be 'poached', then allow him to go. Let him taste how it feels like.

Wicked man!

Imagine those who criticised GEJ day and night! Now they want to silence critics.

By Luka Binniyat KADUNA—A critic of Governor Nasir el-Rufai of Kaduna State, Dr. John Danfulani, was, yesterday, arraigned before a Kaduna High Court presided over by Justice Bilkisu Mohammed for ‘inciting comments’ on Facebook.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/anti-govt-comments-kaduna-lecturer-remains-prison-till-nov-7/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter