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misterchris:
have i scammed you before?

Bros grow up

Nice One

Funny as it may sound

dotman201:
check out www.glass.com.ng

Uncle thank you for your suggestion but I am not buying glass. I only want someone to help me build something with glass

Good afternoon all,
been looking for someone that would build us a drum cage, below is a picture of it.
Please if interested or have someone that you know can do the job, please call: 08117835038.
Note that it is very urgent, so it's first come and first serve.
Bless you all!
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innovestor:
To calm your mind, she is still intact, sexy as ever. you will not know she has put to bed unless i tell you. We dey look for flesh to give her so she go add small.

But things are improving small small.

I never wanted to contribute but read and learn but I think I should say something.
I'm not married though but in a very serious relationship.
After our first 2yrs of dating, things got sour like we quarrel per second. Sex was the least on our minds even though the love was still in existence.
I went online and did a whole lot of reading and now got the antidote to everything.

I would tell you plain that she may not need you helping out in house chores but show great concern.
Tell her how beautiful she is almost every time on sighting her.
Praise her most times on phone telling her all the sweet things you can remember at that time.
If she complains about headache as usual when the Congo shining is about to start, don't just dive to sleep, show concern, ask her to relax her head properly(make sure you romance the head like say your mind no dey the romance) and same headache go fly when you go feel her hand for your d!ck(not always though) but it really works.
NB: In all her complains, show serious concern. Make her see your efforts to bring her to normalcy and she would give it to you especially from the back. LOL

Please who knows this girl?
Is she the most endowed teenager in Naija? Cos I heard she's just 16yrs of age.
This shape is just something else, but seriously, don't you think this thing may turn out to be a problem to her at old age?
Well, good for shape seeking guys. I heard her name is sade, you can facebook her. Please don't ask me for her handle(good things comes with a price)
Source: http://www.sidewap.com/forum/biko-can-someone-tell-me-whose-sister-is-this

Brother, it is simple...
The only way around this is constant communication.
It's cursed by a brain disorder, not psycho things but comes most times as a result of the level of intake of breast milk while she was younger.

Please don't see her as being careless, but see it as a thing you can and should walk her through.

N.B: Make Google your boodie while you fight this together.

I wish you success in your quest.

integritylady:
tell us how and when.....

It's very simple.
You can only sky dive without parasuite but only ones cos that's the day you would die.

I know Nairaland is filled with brains, but please give me the scenario in respect to the photo and question!....
“Do you know you can sky dive without a parasuite only but once in a life time?”

ElCount:
Anyhow you twist the story it still won't make sense.
So she was kidnapped at 17 and at 19 she was found fetching firewood to cook soup for her husband as well as nursing a 4month old baby.

By implication a 17 year old who was kidnapped and somehow had the chance to escape choose to stay back with her boyfriend now husband who claimed to be a victim of a boko haram kidnap.

In otherwards both victims chose not to escape but stay back in sambisa and make babies. I am beginning to think the cost of living in sambisa is better than the rest of nigeria

Thank you for the great observation, indeed there are still folks with sharp brains.

Not all these APC brain washed entities

jakiedudu:
great observation. The average age of a Nigerian student in ss3 is 18 years and above.

Abeg help me tell them.
Zombies claim Northerners(Chibox) values education.
Please tell me, are you saying a 1yr old attend school in chibok back 2001 cos I've gone back to make my findings and the media said she was 13yrs of age when she was abducted.

Keep fighting shadows...
Blind brainwashed zombies!!!

Stupedinluv:
1. Nature has blessed us with nicer facial features: We are just effortlessly pretty. Even for the few of us that are not so pretty, we only need to apply one, two make up with some accessories to match and dang, you have a victoria secret model!

2. We look very good in all dress I dont care if its casual dress or if she is dressing for an occassion, her figure just accentuates and increases the market appeal of her dress. No wonder we are used as models/super models.

3 We are sexier Yes of course! Do i need to explain further, ask dem guys. Oooooh slim girls we rock

4 Every woman wants to be slim Awwww. This is the icing! It just lets us know we have nothing to worry about when it comes to looking good cos we garrit

5. Men parade us more Who wouldnt? Lol oh my who wouldnt want to show the world that he got a beautiful quality woman? LOL I hate to say this fat/extra flesh is cheap. Anybody can be thick, but only some can afford to stay slim.

6 We are fragile Fragility is to feminity. Men love women who they can carry, "flip", play dirty with easily No body likes doing heavy work after working 6-6 Lol

Haters uve got to love the slim damsel

If you are skinny, just totally forget anything like love from me.
Orobo rocks more.
Ask my colleagues that prefer chubby queens, no time for bones.
Touch Bobby, flesh, backside, enough natural padding.
Take it or leave it, let's forget media and public, Orobo rocks better than any size

N.B: Not excess Orobo oOooOo.

papparatzzi2013:
May the daughters in your lineage be used for such scam.

Just say Amen.

Most irresponsible zombie spotted!

Sai Baba!

Topleague:
why are you trying to distort the fact, she was kidnapped at the age of 17 and not 13 so get your fact right. I am with Baba on this one.

Very well said.
Leave all these stories, I've also been to the north.
A typical northern girl is restricted from education until she finishes their islamic schooling, which they in turn rounds up in like 6-7yrs and if we re-calculate her age, she started school at age (5yrs)
Let's not deceive ourselves.
This is a BIG SCAM gone wrong.

I've tried as much as I can to remain silent over this chibok girls true/false saga.
I'm not for either true/false though.
Can somebody please explain to me how a 13yrs old hausa village girl passed through primary school(6yrs) secondary school(6yrs) = 12yrs.
Are they trying to tell me she started schooling at the age on 1yr?.
Let's further go back to history. They were kidnapped in 2014 abi?
2014 - 13 = 2001.
So they are telling me in 2001 chibok was so civilized that education was a normal thing?
Men and brethren, please if you must lie, do it with the fear of God.

Criticize me if you like, but please remember to tell lai Mohammed that this particular one didn't catch some of us

I've said my own

Xup folks,
Strolling round the Internet when I came across this epic photo which I think other Nairalanders should look at.
Photo below.

onstelly:
God please lead him home in Jesus name amen

AMEN

Dear Nairalanders, please we beg and urge you all to help us with every information you think is valuable in helping us find Mr. Akuta Theophilus in whose picture is uploaded below.
We have used even the police but it seem like they are not working.
He was last seen on 2nd March 2016 around ikorodu axis of Lagos state, Nigeria.
Please mods, do help us in your own way.
We employ the whole public to help us and if anyone of us have any information, please inform us on:
Whatsapp: 07066581202
Call: 08117835038, 08137779598, 07060539318
Email: sidewapboss@gmail.com

Thanks all in advance and God bless your efforts.
AMEN!

Just saw this on my fb page, probably posted by one of my admins.
But seriously, could there be any form of truth in what this fbooker said?

Bro, that's the real deal jare.
Collect your money sharp sharp!!!

megablinks:
Really interesting. Please how can I start making money with adwords. Help please

Uncle, you can't make money from adwards but from adsense.
Adward: This is a process in which you publisize your platform paying an already made portal to make use of their ad space for people to see your business
Adsense: This is a process by which you Monetize your content

So uncle, to monetize your content, you can make use of some few I can recommend like:

i. Google Adsense
ii. Monetize More
iii. Tribal Fusion
iv. You can do a few Google search on the others.

I drop my phone here

Dear Nairalanders, as a matter of fact, my brain is full and if I don't sleep on time, it may pack up as this grammatical blunders are making me go gaga!
Oya see them:

1. "If one man cook for plenty people they can eat it finish, but if plenty people cook for one man, he can not eat it finish"

Blonder 2: "When a man is planning to do evil, advice is like a joke to him"


I beg I need a new dictionary oooooooo!
- Source: http://www.sidewap.com/forum/serious-grammertical-blonders

Dear Nairalanders, please I would wish we all deliberate on the bad attitudes of these bankers.
I was at Diamond Bank(Awolowo way, ikeja) to clear a cheque and there's this guy Kelvin J Chijioke printed in front of him.
All this dude do is collect slip from those in queue who from all indications are his preferential customers.
I stood on the very long queue and until I was attended to, this guy did not attend to anyone on the normal queue.
What got me thinking is the fact that no one was condemning this act except those on the queue.

Well, probably that's why I don't have an account with Diamond Bank.

KingRex1:
Lala pls take this thread down. What rubbish!!!

If Men were God

#ReBranded

If some Nairalanders are Seun...

Spanish giants Real Madrid have reportedly set their sights on signing Everton striker Romelu Lukaku in a £60m summer move.
Lukaku has been linked with a host of top European clubs having scored 25 goals in 37 matches this season for the Toffees.


According to The Sun, Real scouts have watched the 22-year-old on several occasions this season and discussions between the Bernabeu outfit and Lukaku's agent have already taken place.

Real were recently hit with a transfer ban by FIFA, but it is currently suspended due to an appeal which the club hope will at least allow them to sign players this summer even if they cannot get it dismissed.

Belgian striker Lukaku is under contract at Goodison Park until the end of the 2018-19 campaign.

Source: http://www.sidewap.com/forum/real-madrid-plot-60m-move-for-everton-striker-romelu-lukaku

yusaze:
This is really shameful. A mother who is supposed to teach her children high standards of morals was spotted wearing this in public. The worst and painful part of it all was that, she was seen wearing this with her children right by her side. This shows that common sense is not common.

Fashion ti take over!!!

thesicilian:
That is a very poor mentality to have. He's a university graduate for Heaven's sake!

And so what?

tammyboy1:
sinach is more beautiful tho

Uncle be sincere for once.
Afrocandy too fine pass her plus even her age.

pwettiejay:
There's a big difference between light and darkness

Anty no vex, who is light and who is darkness?
Don't ever think Afrocandy don't go to church or don't pray to God like every other person oOo

#justSaying

Dear ladies, please when you are packing your bags into that marriage, bring along the following things with you if you really want to build a wonderful and blissful marriage.

1. Don't just bring your br**sts, also come along with your brains. You know why? After br**stfeeding and childbearing, those br**sts would fall down and lose its shape. Your breast may fall but your brains must not fall along with it, else you stand a chance of falling your marriage as well. Come along with a functional brain as you need it more than your fronted/pin-pointing br**st

2. Don't just bring your virginity but also come along with integrity! Yes. It's a glorious and much commendable thing to come into marriage with your virginity but you know what?, beyond bring virginity, please come with integrity as your virginity would leave you that night of your marriage but your integrity would not just keep you in that marriage but keep the marriage strong and alive.

3. Don't just come with painted and succulent lips, also come along with praying and supplication lips. Sincerely it's beautiful to come with painted and succulent lips but mind you that you would always need lips for prayers and supplication when needed to save that marriage.

Sincerely as a woman, you need to be a prayer champion and a praying intercessor for the family in other for growth to be a normal thing in the family. Your lips are not mearnt for painting but praying.

Wishing every married and unmarried lady here the best of luck.

http://www.sidewap.com/forum/the-3-most-essential-things-every-woman-must-take-into-marriage