simpleseyi:
Intelligence is hereditary. We are all proud of the Akunyuli family. I wonder the type of brains Mr & Mrs Jonathan's children will have? Drunk's brain or grammarian's brain?

Thewhizzkid1: Nigeria has scored a partial victory against Ebola
as there are now no confirmed cases of the
disease remaining in the country.
This was disclosed by the Health Minister, Onyebuchi
Chukwu yesterday, September 10, 2014.
Professor Chukwu also announced that the wife of the
late Port Harcourt doctor, Iyke Enemuo, had been
successfully treated and discharged.
The minister said via a press statement that the total
number of EVD survivors in Nigeria is now 12 while 7
people died of the disease.
He stated:
“The total number of deaths from EVD in Nigeria
stands at seven, Five of these died in Lagos, one
in a private hospital, the index (first) case Mr.
Sawyer, and the other four in the isolation ward
in Lagos State.
“Two of the seven died in Port Harcourt, the
medical doctor, who died in a private hospital and
the contact, a patient in the hospital at the time
the doctor was also on admission, who died in the
isolation ward in Rivers State, “
“The total number of patients who have been
successfully managed and discharged is now 10.”
Link:www.naijalately.com/news/ebola-no-confirmed-case-on-ground-at-the-moment-health-minister
SO DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE NOW FREE TO SHAKE HANDS WITH OUR FRIENDS WITHOUT HAVING ANYTHING AT THE BACK OF OUR MIND?

alanjack:

The Uche brothers have been given a late minute call-up by the Nigeria head coach ahead of Wednesday's Africa Nations Cup qualifier against South Africa

Coach Stephen Keshi has recalled Villarreal forward Ikechukwu Uche and Al Rayyan SC of Qatar star Kalu Uche for Super Eagles all important Africa Cup of Nations game against South Africa on Wednesday.

Nigeria lost 3-2 at home on Saturday to Claude Le Roy’s Congo in Calabar, and will be hoping to bounce back towards qualifying for Morocco 2015.

The duo were brought in to replace Uche Nwofor and El Kanemi Warriors goalkeeper David Obiazor who were part of the Eagles that played against the Red Devils.

Keshi last Wednesday revealed the pint-sized player was not invited to be part of the team to play Congo and South Africa in the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers because he wanted to be begged.

"He was supposed to be part of the team that is presently in camp but he said we must beg him first to play for Nigeria because he was left out of some competitions but I can’t beg anyone to play for Nigeria, impossible. That’s why he is not here,” said Keshi in a press release by Super Eagles media officer Ben Alaiya.

Uche fell out with the ‘Big Boss’ during the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations in South Africa and has been snubbed since, missing the Confederations Cup and 2014 Fifa World Cup despite being Nigeria's highest scoring striker in Europe in that period.
Source-goal.com

liftnaija: Twin brothers Chinonso Akinade Okueze and Chibuzor Adelakin Okueze from Asaba Delta State married twin sisters, Folawemi Taiwo Okuniyi and Febisola Kehinde Okuniyi from Ondo state on 30th Nov at Foursquare Gospel Church Omole, Ikeja, Lagos state.
Read more here»

http://liftnaija..com/2014/09/twin-brothers-chinonso-akinade-okueze.html

DStarrx: 12. Know popular books, movies and works by famous authors, movie makers, actors, artists etc
Are you an inquisitive knowledge grabber like me? Knowing and possibly reading all the major works of your favourite author(s) is now a click away. A compendium of works from the world’s leading authors, movie makers, artists and several others is available on Google if you search for it. Search for terms like this: “Books by Achebe,” “Movies by Spielberg” and “Works by Michelangelo.”

13. Know a movie’s casts
Google something like this: “Casts of the Guardians of the Galaxy,” “Casts of Hercules” and “Casts of Half of A Yellow Sun.”

14. Translate words
Most translation applications available online are unreliable and full of calamitous errors. Google Translate has proven to be one of the most reliable (though it’s not 100% accurate) and it has just been added to the search engine. To translate words into any language of your choice use keywords like “Translate word to French” or simple type “Translate” into search box. For example, google “Translate book to Igbo.”

15. Check a flight status
This is really advanced for most Nigerian airlines because of the lack of an adequate online tracking technology. If you are lucky to be in the diaspora, it is possible to find out the status of a flight by typing in its flight number. For example, type in “Virgin Atlantic 201.”

16. Get local cinema listings
Like checking a flight’s status, this functionality is not really available for Nigeria, but it sure will in the future. Google the name of the city or it’s postal/zip code to know its cinema listings for the weekend just like this: “Movies for Miami.”

17. Extract data online
The work of statisticians and researchers has been made somewhat easier. These data can be economic or demographic. Use search terms like “Population of India” “Unemployment rate of Britain” “GDP growth rate of Nigeria” to get on with it/get this done.

18. Track your package online
To track a package sent through one of the popular delivery agents out there like DHL, type in the tracking number in the serach box. For example, google “1D4678767292920862″

19. Play a game online
Bored? Why not play a game…. on Google? There some arcade games and brain teasers you can play on the Google search engine, one of them is the once popular Pacman. Type in “Play Pacman on Google” and play.

20. Get stock quotes
Get the stock quotes of your favourite listed companies on Google. Use the format “Stock quote Company.” For example, google “Stock quote Apple,” “Stock quote Berkshire Hathaway” or “Stock quote Microsoft.”

21. Discover your IP address
Type “IP address” into the search box to know your device’s public internet protocol address.

22. Highlight and ignore words
To highlight important words that must be displayed in your search results, put them in quote. For example, typing “St. John “apostle” ” (please ignore the first and last quotation marks) will ensure that all results displayed by Google will have the search term “apostle” in them. This helps you to narrow the search down to exactly what you are looking for. In the example above, searching only for St. John will display results about St. John’s church, St. John’s cathedral, the city of St. John, St. John the Baptist and many others while all you are looking for is information about St. John the Apostle. Also, to ignore words that are irrelevant to your search, add the minus sign (-). For example, searching for “Education in developing countries -Nigeria” will remove all the web pages that have the word “Nigeria” when displaying the results.

Note: Most of these tricks only work on high-end smartphones, tablets and personal computers.

http://ynaija.com/opinion-22-really-simple-things-didnt-know-google/

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Donwizy1: [color=#990000][/color] up FC Barcelona

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Songsmith1: I don't believe in the "Federal Government is the Boko" hypothesis being majorly sold by the Opposition camp. However, the Presidency may not have a hand in the initiation and thus, the perpetuation of the Boko Haram insurgency that has brought the Nigerian army to it's knees and finally reduced the so-called "Giant of africa" to "giANT of Africa".I strongly believe the President along with his regional agenda is making a very good use of the insurgency to actualise their current cravings for total independence of the south south.

The billions of Naira budgeted to fight BH remain "abducted" just like the "chibok chicks" it is being disbursed to rescue; Just the same way those allocated to curb the Ebola insurgency get "Quarantined" in some private pockets,the same way the very victims of the Ebola disease are Quarantined!

Dear Nigerian youths, If you don't believe this, just keep it in your memory and please remember to qoute me when it inevitably happens!
The periodic drum beats of war being sounded by the Niger delta millitants and their politically and financially emboldened leaders should never be mistaken to be mere barking of some toothless dogs.


The South South has a grand plan to break from Nigeria just the way the Ibos attempted in the 60's.Meanwhile, Where Biafra failed, Niger deltans have learnt a great lesson.They are now using the presidency in the region to do what can be described as "Pre-civil war tactical manouvring of the Nigeria army"

If Jonathan wins 2015 general elections, it will afford the region another four years to completely destroy whatever remains of Nigerian army. The army would continue to be demoralised by the Government purposeful failing in upgrading their armoury and thereby endangering the lives of the soldiers. By then, Nigerian army would have become a complete shadow of her glorious past, being ridiculously vulnerable to a disgraceful defeat by any internal insurrection or external aggression.

You should know that, the Niger Delta is being armed heavily at moment, consignments of weapons keep entering the Niger delta through so many points. Those that come through lagos ports are tagged "not to be open, belongs to the federal government" "For general x,y,z, stay away". These vessels are usually cleared by men in military uniform backed by that nebulous phrase- "Order from Above"

If Jonathan loses the 2015 elections, the secession declaration will begin and the Nigerian army won't be a match for the Deltan army, who will fight to complete the breakage process in case an attempt is made to thwart their agenda militarily. Don't think the best option is to ensure the president does not win, because the result is still the same! Our military today is already weakened.

We can never stand another insurrection even if our President humbles himself now and begs Shekau for forgiveness on behalf of Nigerians. Should President Abubakar Shekau of the Gwoza Emirate, Borno State, Nigeria, decide to call the Gwoza millitary back to barracks, It will take some few years for Nigerian millitary to recover from the current defeat and it's attendant disgrace.


If Jonathan wins 2015, declaration will be delayed till 2019 while Nigerian army will keep being destroyed ahead of the grand breakage plan. So either way, the result is the same.



ITS LIKE U DON SMOKE ENUF WEED THIS AFTERNOON.NONSENSE

osasonaiz: The Ghanaian actress Juliet Ibrahim is dating upcoming Nigerian actor/model, Bryan Okwara; sources close to the two have confirmed. The couple are keeping the romance under the radar but were recently spotted at publicist/stylist Ifan Ifeanyi Michael‘s birthday party... Continue here ... http://www.vivasgist.com/2014/08/ghanaian-actress-juliet-ibrahim-is.html

repogirl: Source pls? I don't want to believe this, just when I was rejoicing that September will be here soon and these two little rugrats will let me rest small....

CharlieMaria: Na cloth she wear so?

fabrista: I Miss those days wen we went to school, lined
up & the headmistress & teachers inspect our
nails & uniform & den we match to our
classrooms,U Remember na??• D days of Nasco
Biscuit, okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water
tied in nylon we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-
Goody & pako Biscuit. X_X• D days of ali & simbi,
Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....•
Chei edet self, i remember those days wen one
naira na money,wen groundnut was 5kobo &
choco milo sweet was 5 kobo• days of messing
game,who is in d garden, police and thief• D days
of mama & papa play• days wen we use to build
houses wit sand, play suwe, game box,tinco
tinco,change Uя style, ten ten,skipping, stop! U
remember nau!• those days wen we used to fly
kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint
bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d
steering• those days wen rubber band was stock
exchange• Days wen votron, jimbo, power
rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons•
D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on
black & white tv & sunday rendevous by1:30pm•
when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'•
Those days wen eleganza pen was d best• D
days wen we used to drink water from d tap even
suck out d water if its not coming out•The days
wen NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minits
then national anthem be4 they resume program @
4pm• The days wen basket sandals, moses
sandal,simbi & Bata sandals were d best• Days
wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has
come. No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u r not smiling it means u
were not born in my generation. Which means u
ar d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg
Remind me some of dose old stuff if u can stil
remember them

GenBuhari: Buhari will

Juanvi:

Some goalkeepers save the day not only on the pitch but in the kitchen too!

Eagles and Lille Goalkeeper, Vincent Enyeama uploaded a photo of him preparing okro soup to Instagram with the caption:



See Photo below



photo credits: http://netnaij.com

zickie: Very sound engine(stil drops water)
Manual transmission
Factory fitted AC chilling
Very clean interior and exterior
Power windows
Sound system
Alloy rims
Air bags
Notin at all to fix
Reason for sale: I want to upgrade
Buy & drive to anywhr except hell fire


Your phone number is switched off.where are u in PHC?
Location PHC
08063027862.

zickie: Very sound engine(stil drops water)
Manual transmission
Factory fitted AC chilling
Very clean interior and exterior
Power windows
Sound system
Alloy rims
Air bags
Notin at all to fix
Reason for sale: I want to upgrade
Buy & drive to anywhr except hell fire
Location PHC
08063027862.

Truckpusher: Mod dey sleep since , just wake up type the last information wey dey for him head

phantom: do you mean bonny island rivers state or Victoria island,Lagos?
from your pictures I guess you mean the former

Nobleval: Many things. Black brain,black manner,black attitude.

neohitler: Blacks belong in the cage. Give us Africa and we'll make it another heaven on earth in five years.oh yes go ahead and call me a racist but you know it's the truth. you people can't manage your resources. I think you govt. should adopt chinese one child policy. We are tired of cleaning your sh!ts

valicious1:
Oh! Just check'd ur pic.....you one hell of an ugly mor'furcker! Fu•ck off ma thread lest u infest other innocent posters with your highly contagious ugly face!

rickkid: For the past few days, I have observed Nigerians online and on the street passionately discussing the ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict and I have just one question - What in God's name is it to you? How is it your business?
How many of you know that the land they are fighting over was once occupied by Africans who looked just like you, and that invading Arabs (now called 'Palestinians') committed genocide against us while claiming North Africa and the Middle East? Do you know that Israel supported apartheid in South Africa and currently engage in forced sterilisation of female African immigrants to keep their Black population down? Do you know that both Arabs and Israelis despsise Black people equally? That the Arab word for 'Black man' (Abd) is the same word for 'slave'? That the Jews refer to you as 'Goyim' (Gentile)?
Have you heard of a country called Mauritania? Do you know what they do to Blacks there right now? Do you know that Hamas is their ally? Do you know that the people who owned the most African slaves and built business empires from slavery such as Barclays Bank and Lloyds TSB were all Jews?
So why on earth are you taking sides in a conflict between two people who both think you are primitive monkeys? Or you want to prove them right?
We've lost more lives to violence here over the past 3 years than both Israel and Palestine COMBINED. Why aren't we discussing that? 5,000 African children die avoidable deaths everyday. Why does that not stir up our emotions as much as the death of a few dozen Arab children? Do we view our own lives as worth less than Arab or Israeli lives?
Before this current conflict, Gaza had 24/7 electricity, running water and functioning health services. When have we had that here? In fact when the Palestinians ferry the victims of Israeli airstrikes to hospital, they use ambulances, we see that on tv. When Boko Haram bombed a bus station in Abuja, we were busy loading corpses onto open back Toyota Hilux trucks like meat.
Don't we have worse problems than Israel or Palestine? So why are we here crying more than the bereaved? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

Christmasdon: I Love God.

JeffreyJamez:

O se!!....Voultron!!!!