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LaExpert:
Can anyone help with a list of five fast paying bookies...typically paying into bank accounts within 24hrs of withdrawal request.

I'll really appreciate it

Jeffy1206:
Best bet for draw today...


AS Nancy - FC Metz 3.55
Draw
1X2

Olympique Nimes - Chamois Niort FC 3.30
Draw
1X2

Stade Lavallois MFC - AC Ajaccio 3.00
Draw
1X2

Evian TG FC - Paris FC 98 3.20
Draw
1X2

Malaga CF - Getafe CF 3.75
Draw
1X2

AS Bari - FC Crotone 3.00
Draw
1X2

KSV Roeselare - Lommel United 3.45
Draw


The odds are high so single is advised... Coming back later with more.

babafirst:
Na Wetin d man go tell Papa God at Heavensgate.And na olosho im die on top.This one no need lawyer on judgment day.

SillyeRabbit:
He said FINALLY 18 YEARS OLD [size=16pt]AGAIN[/size].

Some ppl don't understand simple English. He was joking.

cruzita:
that boxers and singlets part dey vex me die.how person go wear singlet till e turn to surulere milk and boxers go dey smell like palm kernel. I tire oo

siegfried99:


1. 02.02.16 20:45
Sunderland AFC - Manchester City (Under/Over 8.5 corners)
Customer type: Over 8.5 corners @ 1.35
Result:

2. 02.02.16 20:45
Arsenal FC - Southampton FC (Under/Over 8.5 corners)
Customer type: Over 8.5 corners @ 1.35
Result:

@1.82 odds

rayopt:
pls oga, abeg i want to fund ma nairabet or merrybet account, i need a safe way to do this. . .
Just hint me a safe way to fund this new merrybet account without eff up

meccuno:
I don't think we are alone. The universe is just too big to be conquered. To conquer it is to become God which is very impossible. What I am actually against is these scientist trying to send out signals to the unknown and we become invaded by advanced beings and made to farm yam and cocoa....heard a space ship was sent to pluto to take pictures!!! Imagine the number of years it took. Mean while, I don't want to be colonised by green people. The British have done their worst already

Zellie:
Hmmm. About 1% of the total stars(10^24) is like our sun and has planets orbiting them that could support life. So there are quintibillions of earthlike planets out there. If these planets can actually support life and are inhabited by other civilizations, then they're definitely more intelligent and more evolved than us, because our planet is relatively young


We've not been able to contact them probably because of our crude technology. But why haven't they contacted us instead, or maybe they have but we're just too dumb to understand, like trying to teach an ape how to use the internet


It could also be that we're to them as ants are to us , humans don't talk to ants right? . They're probably waaaay ahead of us in civilization and more evolved than us so they see us as inconsequential ants and trying to communicate with us would be absurd


Or, we're alone. There's something called the Great filter theory, its not known for a fact where/when exactly this great filter is/was. The Great Filter is just like some sort of holocaust, like a disaster that wipes out an entire civilization.


If this Great filter is behind us, we're probably the only ones that survived it, we're special, rare. Other intelligent civilizations probably got wiped out in the great filter or stuck somewhere, as prokaryotes perhaps . If the great filter is ahead of us, then we're fvcked



Too much story.. Anyway, I hope I'm still alive if or when scientists and finally able to contact these ETs

Buzzboy:
I have been observing people in my church for a long time and I have made a list of the various kinds of people you find in a typical Nigerian church.

1. The first set of people are called the Bible Scholars. They are always very serious, writing everything the pastor says, and nodding their head every now and then. I was shocked to see a brother by my side today writing everything the pastor said including the "praise the lord", "amen" e.t.c they are always waving their hands and shouting yess at any little thing the pastor says.

2. The second set of people are called the talkers. All they do is to talk. Sometimes I wonder if there is pepper in their mouth as they just talk and laugh loudly. They wouldnt even hide it as they talk loudly and laugh carelessly. Sometimes it takes the intervention of the ushers to separate the two talkatives or group chatters. Once, a pastor on the altar shouted "Shut Up" on a girl from the
congregation out of reflex action due to her endless talking...

3. The Sleepers
this set of people sleep through out the service. They can be found at vintage points near the fans or a.c. They would then bow their heads and sleep off and when the ushers wake them up, they would insist that they were only sleeping, there was one minister that layed down on the floor all in the name of praying with anointing and he went to chibok from there...

4. Walkers
This set of people can walk from lagos to port harcourt. All they do is to go in and out of the church. They cant sit down comfort ably for 5 minutes. They always have something to do either to change money for offering or to buy tom tom and baba blue. You would hear them saying words like, sorry, pls excuse me, get your bag out of the way e.t.c. An elder in my church had to slap one brother like that because he was always going in and out, disturbing the woman. ..

5. The Eaters
People that belong to this group are fond of eating. Their mouth is always closed but moving rapidly. I could not beleive my eyes last wheek when I saw a woman, a choir member for that matter eating corn at the front row during service sshe brought differnt items from her bag like corn, plantain, e.t.c and was eating it stupidly to the amazement of the church members, the pastors wife had to seize her bags...

6. Frosh Kidz
this people come to church with a lo t of pride. They dress as if they are going to see Buhari. They also apply a lot of heavy make up (for girls). They dress extravagantly with all the latest dress or clothes reigning even though they don't have money. They would now start forming british accent. They wear all type of jwellry, head chain , neck chain, hand chain, waist chain, leg chain e.t.c. They usually come very late for notice me purpose holding their heads high and holding the latest technological gadgets in their hands as they catwalk to their seat hoping to impress that boy/girl they have been crushing on....
Which one do you belong to?
Feel free to add yours...