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ujchief: i just acepted u. Welcome to my world.

Welcome to my paradise

ujchief: i sent a request. Send me a mail, okwUJoel@hotmail.com, i'll inbox u my facebook id. Check ur nairaland inbox for more details

I've sent it.

T.stone:
GOOD ADVICE! Lemme ask our dear peepz if they actually belong to this group of OTONDOS? *eyes rolling*

Hehehe, sir T, seriously i dont find that "O" word funny, i dont even know how i'll cope wit people calling me that name lol, maybe i'll just but a censor alarm in my brain, whenever someone calls me that name, i wont hear it, i'll hear a loud beep instead. Lol.

Barcanaija: my guy help me tell dem o.some use d thread nw dy learn how to dy chyk gals,i tire 4 dem.na peepin tinz nw we don leave d thread for dem nw until it comes to its former glory wia nysc related infos r shared.

Why not share what u've got about NYSC, if you've been followin this thread from the begining u'll see that there's nothing we've not asked and answered, we've exhausted the discussion and this is our creative way of keepin the thread alive, infact, to me, this thread is more than NYSC aspirants meeting point, i've made cool friends here and i dont blame myself of being hooked to this thread. I'm not suprised that u re on "peeping things" cos u know that of a truth, the thread is smoking, if you cant beat us, pls join us, but if u think peeping is best for u, u re free to peep but pls dont accuse us for derailing cos we re still on track.
One Love to all our peeping guests.

's up guys. The house is kinda dry today. What's happening? Where re Shy, naijaobi, norilicious, BJ, mooshood, abasufi, nasty, spoon of God etc. Pls who's Beauty? I accepted ur request cos of our mutual friends.
@Bukky, i sent u a request.
@Ujchief i didnt get any request from "Joel"

sigba: Serious? Lol. They have a long way to go, they better come and join us.

Sorry, i tot u ment batch B 2012.

Okoya: Jst saw a new thread for NYSC BATCH C 2012.....
Wishin them hapi threading

ujchief: bukkylois(f),
norilicious, sammygold(m),
ujchief(m), nitrogen(m),
Busayotola, fogzym kay, sigba(f),
Okoya(m) and 4 guest(s)
i see u all, una well done... Sigba hornie, are u stil beefing me? U're yet to tell me what i did wrong.
Okoya, why are u pasting long epistles of love stories here?

Have u sent me ur friend request?

Okoya: Jst saw a new thread for NYSC BATCH C 2012.....
Wishin them hapi threading

Serious? Lol. They have a long way to go, they better come and join us.

Shygal: and she's got a pwity face too. *Cutie sigba i like u 4real* no FBI

Awww 'm blushing. Thanks love.

nell07: choi! Smbodie is endowed o *whistling*

lol

norilicious: huh sigba went to my sec skul bt a set above me...such a small world...sister sigba! hehehe...

Lol, really? Small world indeed. Was wondering how come we have 40mutual friends. Nice meeting you here.

norilicious: okoya ur really funny..hv seen u, will add u....@chok ur right abt nt eatin befor goin to bed..woke up very hungry n ate around 6:30 dis morn..lol..as for d oda interpretation..*lol*..smone interpret banky w part abg..

Maybe you were having an unconscious crush on him.. Sent u a request, has any lady told you that you re beautifull? I just did.
Shy baby, i've sent u a request.
If you sent me a request pls send a message to my facebook inbox so i'll know cos i've got lots of friend requests, so i wont know when i have new requests.

Okoya: Accept na......
Waiting......

I've accepted.

sigba: Morning sweeties. How was ur night. I slept like a baby. At this point i want to take our friendship to another level cos i'm begining to feel u guys, if u feel so with me, send (inbox) me ur facebook link so i can add you. Much love.

Add me. I cant check my mails. http://m.facebook.com/nopusunju
facebook.com/nopusunju

Okoya: Tried sendin u a msg.... Buh I don't think it's working.... Why don't u jst paste ur ID here... Anybody dat wants to add u can freely.... nywayz, here is mine; facebook.com/okoya or reachkennie@gmail.com

i've sent u a request.

Morning sweeties. How was ur night. I slept like a baby. At this point i want to take our friendship to another level cos i'm begining to feel u guys, if u feel so with me, send (inbox) me ur facebook link so i can add you. Much love.

nell07: hmmm..mine was bloody.

In my dream, i went downstairs to turn off the gen set, which had been running all night,
after turnin it off, i made to leave andthen felt some weight on my hands... I looked down, lo n behold I WAS HOLDING THE TOP HALF OF MY DOG'S HEAD IN MY HANDS (d part dat contains his brains)..... HEI!!! I felt like someone had hit me wit a 'molue'.. I was half alive half dead..

Ok one thing about me is dat i cant stand d sight of d slightest of wounds..or d littlest amt of blood. Which was why i avoided biology by all means back in sec skl (till today i still consider medical practitioners as gods)

so back to d dream...
I look up a few feet from me n saw my half headless dog creeping thrashing around blindly, obviously lookin for his head, which for unknown reasons WAS DRIPPING BLOOD & BRAINS all over my hands and to the floor. The dog then seemded to sense my presence or was it sniffing its blood dunno.. But then it started staggering towards me in d craziest way (if u dey watch zombie movies, u suppose sabi wetin i dey tawk)

WALAHI ! I had never been dat scared before!!. Gingerly, I dropped d half-head on the floor and moved noiselessly out of d zombie dog's way. It crept all d way to d severed head and started trying to 'gum' it back..but because it wasnt using its hands, it 'gummed' d broken skull UPSIDE down!! Just like breaking d top half of a coconut and then puting one on top d other, the whitish (or in dis case d bloody grey) part facing up..... oMG i felt dizzy wit terror, my head pounding louder than my thumpin heart and d first signs of unconsciousness started to come over me... I couldnt run, i couldnt help.. I just stood transfixed..my throath dry with fear.

Still wid d downside-up head (mind u, its eyes were on d broken off part dat'z now facing d wrong direction... So imagine how creepy dat looked), it lay down and stopped moving.

Na so i just turn and u needed to have seen me sprinting like i was being chased by wiliwili
and then i woke up o.
D gen was still on, but i had to go and wake my brother to go and turn it off... yIKES!!

Na wa o.

Lol. Check the movies u saw during the day or before going to bed, incase u didnt watch any zombie/horror movie, go for a lab test, it could be a symptom of Malaria. Btw, i must commend ur writting skills, at a point i forgot i was reading a post, i tot it was a fiction novel i was reading. Keep it up bro.

norilicious: i had three series of scary dreams lst nite...it ws veryscary bt i ws winnin...*lord hv mercy*...gud mornin house...

Yeah, you re a winner. Dont look over such dreams, pray and share it wit anyone u feel can interpret and pray for u.

Nasty22: r my misin sigba?*arms crossed*

's up cutie. Pls miss me

T.stone:
Eh yah! Sorry about that. I think you will need to flash the phone again but this time with a fone engineer that has the correct software for flashing. That should solve it. Sorry for the inconveniency.

Thanks dear.
Now where do i get a good phone engineer? I think i should visit the nearest nokia house.

T.stone:
Didn't really get it Sigba...

naijaobi: HOW DO YOU MEAN NOT BEING ABLE TO OPEN YOUR E-MAIL...WHICH BROWSER ARE U USING?

Okay, this's wha i mean. I used to have many apps on my phone, when my phone got infected by virus, my screen went blank and the only option i had was to flash it, i lost all my contacts, apps, pics etc after my phone was flashed. Now, i cant download any application, i dont know how i managed to download the Ucweb i'm currently using.
Now, i have 2 e-mails, i cant open one of them wit either Opera or Ucweb , i used to have a yahoomail mobile app which i used to open that my e-mail which i cant open using Opera or Ucweb, now i cant download that app or anyother app, whenever i try downloading, the response i get is "invalid certificate" i dont know what it means, now i cant check my e-mail wit my phone like i used to do. I dont know if you guys understand. I need you to explain what the phone means by "invalid certificate" i cant even download Opera mini. Thanks.

Pls i need ur help, esp the techy ones amongst us. I have PM but i cant open my email with my phone, and anytime i try downloadin any software my phone keeps tellin me "invalid certificate" what does that mean? It's a Nokia C somethin somethin,( i dont have those numbers of head) Thanks for ur help.

Chokolee: Finally, im on de same page wit u guyz..hailing y'all, gud evening

Hi, spoon head.

Okoya: hmmmmmm
SIGBA ON MA MIND#thinking

Okoya, u wan carry ur ludo game reach my side abi? Oya na, lehrus play.

ujchief: yea, soon, u'll be doing new things like parade, drills etc. Cute pix... nice shapes... u're really burning dem fats

*Clears throat*

anitank: Shout out to all the love birds in the house. Looks like am d only 'unhooked' one but its aiit. I'll just sit here and watch d fun. Y'all shld enjoy it while it lasts....*hugs*

I tot i dashed you Ujchief? Better hook him o!

anitank: I study people dear. I can see thru some, others I can't

Hmmm. Have you studied me?

ujchief: hahahaha, me and sigba are having our first fight! This is so good. Maybe we'll have that hot make-up kis when we finally make up.

Keep dreaming.
shy baby, it's not wach ya thinking.

okoya: Seriously, A guy here is getting married 2 a girl here... Mayb;
Kinnad and loskee
EZE and babycutey
9zeros and shygal
West and ms steph
UJCHIEF and sigba
Naijobi and BJ88
T.stone and flairlady
OR
Maybe
Okoya and teteyaks, bukkylois, anitank
Hmmmmmmmmm..... Watch out
Pls don't castigate me oooo
I ve power, strength and resources

IMPORTANT: Ujchief and Sigba are no more. Anitank, u can take over..
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's up guys, 've missed alot, more than 10pages, had to skip pages, it's obvious that my prediction of 150pages by july 2 was wrong. Hope u re all doing fine. Take care. Kisses.

[b]Best time to post.
@loskee, lol, na shybaby celeb pass me o.
@9Z, get well soon boy, we await ur post.
@Shy, i know you re kidding about not coming here till ur 9 is back, btw, you said you re working ur posting to Enugu, i'm suprised. I see an electron attraction towards a positive metal ion Dont act like u dont understand, i know you know wha i mean
@UJchief, how you dey? As u don drop love matter turn to education moderator, make i drop my own contribution to encourage u ko. Okay, had some ish with a borrowed maths course Math224, had to go and invest in an Engin math text book, thank God i finally passed with a D.
@Nasty: it's my pleasure catching u peering tru the window, has anyone told u that u re cute? Ooops! I just did welcome to our crew.
@Mr T: we've never spoken on this forum, e be like say you dey select people you dey talk to for this house, i jus dey look u, i still hail u sha.
@Slumcat; face somewhere else, remove ya eye from me. I belong to Jesus.
@naijaobi & Bj: i hail una, infact i dash una best couple.
@Absufi: how's work? Greetings from a lonely land.
@OKOYA my dude: chop knuckle jare, you 2mush.
Mooshood, Odico, Fash, Eze, Nelly, Norilicious. etc, maximum respect to all of una.
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Okoya: Sigba, I SEE U OOOO

Lol, Okoya, i jus dey pass. See ya'll in the evening.