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These Ssc guys aren’t even sugarcoating anything to me..they are telling me that they wish I had applied for Dssc..and that they won’t advice anybody they k ow to apply Ssc... they said we’ve bought it for this next course... and these are course 45 guys talking.. they are hearing gist about how the next course will be... gentlemen.. we just officially bought it

Lol I just heard Ssc practices staying without water for 3-5 days lmao!!!

Cadets Dey drink toilet water to quench thirst kai

SaYa2five:
�� Baba where the clowns wan see peace to dy chawuz colitos... Dem too dy suffer their suffer.

Lmao.. ask them when they come to pour frustration on you

Dannyhonda:
Naso, everybody go dey wulele una including 1 termer

bro an only for 4 months... once we collect kit, their fathers!

Judah95:
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Judah95:
See more intensed training in South Korea, Serbia, and USA

Repost pictures bro.. can’t see it

eitsei:
I jog almost every weekend like 4km nonstop.. to me all the trainings I understand, I'm ready to serve punishment but one that can kill me? I don't think so.. we should change our approach to a lot of things abeg. pinning my head won't make me a better soldier or whatnot.. I've been watching a lot of military training online, I've checked US, Korea and Russia. not once did I see planting abi wetin dem dey call am

You want to change approach? Write letter to military secretary...if you can’t there’s nothing you can do to change it.. you won’t be the first to do it and would definitely not be the last! If you are ready.. honor the invitation when invited.. if not.. keep studying American military way bro..

Afaka is not death sentence ... e go just near death small

Make Buba death pain me pass.. being that I still called and spoke to him a couple of days before.. even when nda issue me bp.. he was the one telling me to calm down.. it hadn’t even gotten to 10 days after his promotion from 2nd lieutenant to lieutenant..

Chinex57:
chai. my day has been ruined... That guy was among people that made this group lively at the begining wen i started reading frm page one or so... please do u knw aw he died??

Ambush I guess.. I just saw his course mates posting his rip and I brought it here..UGO should have details

Kaeboy:
But is the work of immigration that crazy? The kind of weapon there armed squad carry

lol you don’t know what’s going on

Chinex57:
Jesus!! Please is Oga mangojuice dead.. Maybe wen reading i skipped thos pages.. please when and How did he die please?

died about a month or 2 ago

Bashimi:
Good morning ,I message you twice via email ,just wanted to ask you on how to go about some stuff in Ogun state,you're from Ogun state bah ?

oh lemme check my mail.. I’m not from Ogun bro...

shamack:
SITUATION REPORT THURSDAY MORNING

DSSC 26862
SSC. 9607


CANDIDATES.....start preparing for your exams, the list will not take time to be released.

Know your principal military officers, know your rank equivalents from army to other forces.....don't just do Gmat, do current affairs deeply

Nice one bro...

Some of my guys in immigration posted their pictures and all I can say is what!!!

Just look at their guns!!

Is there a chance that Dssc will screen in taraba this year?

Kalapizim:
something wey be 70k plus at the moment, my gee pay am come Lagos today.

as long as no be road, I go fly am bro .. let’s thank God it’s fake news

Last last Na still straight flight.. Azman air from Lagos to maiduguri.. e no go pass 50k.. that road waka an no no... but e better be cruise sha ooo

Shey this omalay Nairaland version Dey wine is ni? Why will army do that!! You think they would want to shoot themselves more in the leg by taking candidates to borno!!?? Nobody will go for the screening lmao.. me I will go sha but my parents must never hear it.. I doubt it’s authenticity sha..

Status report for today?

Bifrost:
Okay I see it now. Here:
Should we do anything?

i had seen this since the first time when I was registering... I filled this before I filled my form doe

What i think it is..
It’s a personal registration for the website... not your application form.. if you want to just have a profile on the army website, then you can fill that.. I don’t think it’s mandatory

ugo4u:
Matthew 11:12


This might just be your time you never can tell.
You miss 100% of opportunities/chances you don't take.

Baba don lose violence and him moniker na Putin!! LMAO

Putin007:
This is d reason I cancelled my military dreams, wen I dey fit, dem no shortlist me, even wen over 100 niggas were bleeped in metele that December, Army still no call me, make una dey try, to run ten laps na jisike here

Kai.. and that time people wey dem call, no come screening.. mhen life no balance

Blueelf:
Lollll

Are you sure you're ready for this?

No offence bro but even though I don't support the punishment, I'll do it if ordered to without question.

Its the military after all and orders are sacred

some people for here talk say you can fall asleep on that planting of pot... that’s when you’ll know that you are regimented... I hope I get to sleep on that position... at least when they ask us to plant, we know it’s sleep we want to sleep and we would do that for at least 1hr

Dannyhonda:
Thank u but do u have any idea of the minutes of each box?

at one time, it was 15 minutes for first cage... 18 for second cage and 20 for third..this is for regulars when they come into academy..

I’m not sure about this one for short service maybe someone that knows should share.. but I think first cage is 18 minutes, 2nd is 20 minutes and whatever remains is 3rd..
Person wey get better idea make he come share

I’ve kept My steady 3.20 in 15 minutes for about 4/5 months now... I even went about 3.50kms this morning without stopping.. that doesn’t mean I’ll make first cage when I run the 3.20kms at academy doe... but I’m sure to make 2nd cage at least..for the baba wey talk say e no go pin head, you’re not ready.. that is the reality of things... if you get selected, please sit in your house.. i wish say some of you guys dey close to my side or I dey close to your side... we’ll just carry one Saturday morning and go like 5kms non stop...then we build up from there.. I don’t want to be caught unawares.. I no sabi do press-up sha but that’s the last of my problem now.. I’ll
Learn that one there but you see these kms race...i intend to hit about 10kms on one morning without stopping...

Lami1996:
Lol that's not what I meant bro. They usually do dinner nights in the academy. Are ssc cadets also invited? Just asking though.

Omo I don’t think SSC cadets will see enough peace to be doing dinner nights.. I only know about their final dinner which is like their pop dinner.. the dinner wear isn’t released to them till then so I guess they only attend 1...

So Taiwan, India, and some Asian militaries Sdg dey plant their head!! It’s not a Nigerian only thing... it’s a military thing

Lami1996:
Bro pls can you elaborate? No cadets dinner and so on for us?

lol dinner is your problem.. all the things we’ve been saying about SSC and the likes... you’ve not caught anything? Anyways as regards food, during screening you’ll eat normal.. morning, afternoon and night.. during training, you’ll eat like a king set most of the time when you aren’t suffering.. as they never starve cadets when it comes to eating.. I even recently saw a buffet for regular cadets and it was massive... they were cutting big cow meat that was hung for them on hanger like this and they were cutting it with knife to eat.. just for cadets! Half cow each in like 10 places..

Ramirezsarki:
So far those RC guys, thier screening is in front of the lines this time around saw them sitting on the floor, instead of sitting in the parade ground ontop those granite or under the drill shade, this change is probably due to d ongoing constructions.... I pray our turn go b like this

lol SSC na suffer head nah... you go see an nah.. the way they treat regular cadets is different from the way they will treat us..

QuadrilAyinde:
If possible sef, Make the Army Authorities Screen Applicants According to their Zone and Later publish the final list of those that are to report for Training... I think Nah that time the Flight Idea go kum make sense Pass coz person go know sey Nah Training resumption He dey Carry flight ontop and Not Screening wey Never sure sef

Make All those from SouthWest gather for one state do their Screening, Make those from SouthEast gather for one state do their thing etc etc

For Transparency and Appreciable Effectiveness, Make dem Interchange the Coordinating officers as in Make dem deploy Hausa Officers come the southwest Zonal screening, Make them Deploy Yoruba Officers fo the East Zonal screening etc etc

Army left the group chat

It’s time to take my working out sessions to the next level... I need to get serious with it..


I had a thought.. candidates, e no go bad if from now, make we begin dey gather flight money down for those of us going from Lagos.. that Abuja/kaduna road ehn... even yesterday I still saw videos of bandits/army clashing in the early hours of the morning.