₦airaland Forum

Mode9Juma:
omo i thank God o. I trust my sweet army!

lol its sweet now until you enter and terma 3 prep wingers begin show you pepper..

Mode9Juma:
If dssc list reach 30 per state that means screening go last morethan 2weeks

mhen if its 2 weeks, then it's 2 weeks..na the rush wey dem dey rush na why dem dey dish people disease wey dem no get..after medicals and 2/3 of everybody don go house, nothing remain again

durella32:
my guy... ènù gbè...clear road for this man... I dn dy find you since na... u know say we get like mind.. our own na make things work well for the army... this height issue dn make life tire me.. sotey person dy tell me say make I go dy climb tree I go add height

no worry ma guy...this time when we see for screening again, we will overcome...This is our time my brother...I believe your state will favor you this time...cos look at taraba 5, clearly overweight but they called her back for review cos taraba lacked people...ma guy they will review you this time...infact, they won't even bounce you in the first place...one guy for my state wey no even face board make final list...you remember that guy wey dey shout say him no get flat foot for my state, him name commot but him no go....these loop holes go favor us this time my brother....we will see again next month jare...be ready!
I go like get you for Whatsapp ooo

TheFuckQueen:
Where will those who study education (computer science education) be posted during or after train)

lmao front line...you'll go and teach boko haram how to do software...
Wey u suppose wait make list show first and then ensure you get to training, you dey ask this kind question.... Na ugo go post you?

Helicopters ooooo aircrafts oooooo...LIST! LIST! LIST! LIST! is the most important thing that's directly before us now...

I know that once list shows, people wey go leave nairaland till another form commot dey...

All this helicopter gist doe very good and I have much respect for ugo and the other guy for having so much knowledge about it doesn't appeal to me one bit....local man is just waiting for army to publish in daily sun... So that local man can quit his Job and fire there..

durella32:
all this one wey u dy talk..na long story..if u make the list just zero your mind kawai..u think say all those generals know anything about modern combat...bro na new breed of servicemen like you we need and na why men like you and others gats answer the clarion call.. ND if God helps.. we are able to climb up the ladder and become senior men..maybe then things will change... but note one thing u cant change anything if u are not around the decision making table.. so let's all pray we live to be among those making decisions for the army sooner rather than later.. cos time is not our side.. the army is crying out for radical progressives...u don't learn that in school it is just imbedded in some humans..i mean humans that are not moved by money.. any human not moved by money always takes a rational decision...NG5over ND out..

ma guy...hope say you don't add more height like this...lol OD18

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
What is the fuss about? I need an answer.

I'm sure you'd get your answer

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Please I need the name of the injection they inject combatants with.

lol so you are one of those people that believe this shit?

OCKEHINDE:
everything removed!

haba...this captain is alive nah...ah! Removed bawo?

darkelf:
Wow......very graphic and touching.

Seems his reproductive organ was also affected

lol that man is a Nigerian army captain....thankfully he didn't die...it was a herdsmen attack

Route99:
But honestly, why are are Boko fighting? Don't they want to relax and enjoy life? You come this life, you say na fight you wan just dey fight. Na wa! Make I go buy one chilled coke jare.

lol they pay 3k dollars to their fighters do they are motivated

OCKEHINDE:
I will not attend the screening! Something just came up! I wish all you the best!

we need more people like you...

Well northeast wahala dey...
You sidown for house, you go die one day...
You dey go work everyday, trailer fit tall untop bus wey u enter..
None of us here go see 3019..
I dey fear for northeast posting but mhen...I'll honor the invite when I'm selected..
Can't wait to have brothers from here...SSC course 46 will be a hit.

What's with all these psychological questions everyone is posting?? You think those are the kind of questions you'd be asked...pity..please don't flood this thread with long writ ups abeg let us see road and not miss vital information... At this rate, one wouldn't even know if something drops

Me set get 0 for psychology evaluation nah..and so did everyone in my state but 4 still made the list and it was because they passed medicals

Don't give wrong info please... Nobody was evicted for drug use except if it was discovered in your blood or urine during the medical test...the phyc evaluation was a joke and it wasn't used..we were there nah...even lalo said "get complete documents and pass medicals..nothing will stop you..I asked him about the psychology evaluation and he laughed and said wetin consign us with that one.."

explosiveskull:
See personally I myself even if am asked if I've tasted alcohol, I'll say a fat NO to that, some people no know say no be only umblical hernia comot me for ssc44, drugs follow where I dey form say I stopped two years prior to the interview which was true and I tried being honest but still it was used against me therefore, I'd advise anyone going there not to ever agree he or she did drugs before make them test am and even if them wan indict me with the test, I fit cry create scene say na lie, na wetin one of my guys wey Dem wan evict cos of drugs do.

lol trust me, the drugs issue wasn't taken seriously...you were evicted after medicals and not psychology or exam...you know we filled something in the exam too regarding drugs...they didn't use the psychology or exam to send anybody home..it was your umbilical thing..

KODACK:
Lolz...... It's not about abuse or anything.

It's social media, what else would you expect.

Nah, there are people who can say shit and I would overlook ...you, ugo4u, jameh48 and a few others....... I don't brag......

This doctor thing was given to me by someone on this thread and I kept it.....I never personally claimed it ...... The same way I called ugo4u civilian general and everyone started calling him civilian General or general.....did he reject it, no he kept on answering questions and making remarks......... So why the Bleep will lexyjay02 and raphtunde pick on me, its either they are jealous or they have low esteem or they wanna be like me......


So note brother..... I never lied, I just played along.... I did nothing wrong, so I got nothing to apologise about...... No need for me to save my face in anyway, cos it's only someone who is wrong who needs to.....and I was never caught in any shit, cos if I was I would have left this thread, deactivated my account (as others did) and return with a new moniker....but I didn't.....here I am, not trying to defend myself cos I wasn't wrong......but to show that am me and won't change.



So for them to keep coming at me and me not responding gives them the edge they have been secretly craving for and nah, I ain't gonna let that happen on my watch.....

It's not GRA gra brother neither is it pride.....but it's just me trying to stick their heads up their a,s,s.


To people who think I feed on the weak and fearful ones nope... I dont.
This thread is filled with lots of information, it takes nothing to read through....all intended questions have been answered here.....Google is your friend....and if Google doesn't help ask questions here like how ugo4u helped me with moringa........ I only feed on lazy people questions,I don't chastise critical questions (if y'all can properly notice)


Also, for him to state that claim of him making the list when I never threatened him about anything list got me laffing to the extent that I cried in the process on his behalf......., No hard feeling to him tho, but if he keeps coming I will leave him at this point....cos I'm sure that would make him sleep better at night.


You na better person....sorry for the long epistle, just wanted to make things clear..... No fear...... See you at the top boss.


Cc: ugo4u
Cc: jameh48
Cc:prudent5217
Cc: others that care.

Cheers all

Spoken like a true gentleman... See you at the top bruv

I didn't want to comment about this issue that burst...@lexy, brag about the king of kings, he won't fail you jare...
Kodack, there's nothing you can say to save face now...you lied and you were caught, you've answered questions rightly and you've been savage here as well...you dragging this issue and commenting under every post to abuse them is just immature bruv...we've all lied at some point but we must accept the results of out decisions like men ...you can come for me oooo, but a man should know when to bow out and apologize... We are gonna be officers oooo...
All this gra gra no dey...the more gra gra you have, the faster it us to get shot out...once your men hate you because of behaviours like this, out you go....save fave, apologize for your actions and regain your respect... Mind you, I no abuse you ooo..before you carry meme come for me now..

blazex24:
Are the refrees expected to give you attestation letters also or just to fill the form?

just fill the form boss..

Mhen this is the best thread on nairaland...

Lexy! You shouldn't be applying for army mhen, you are on some intelligence shit right now..should be trying to get into the DSS or nia..

I just know that most of us here have one or 2 things going on for them...I'm. UI/UX designer with a tech company in the heart of Lagos but I would drop it in a second if I make the list...some of us are passionate but most of all...we are all applicants..

Let's try our best to respect each other jare...make we wait till list commot..here go quiet..

I pray we all make it but lowkey, we know that's not possible... Pray if you have to...

Let's hope general ugo is right about this weekend release..we go dey alright... All of us..

And that beautiful girl here..I remember seeing you in January.. Don't know why you didn't make it doe...all the girls did us proud...especially the lady from my state OD...I have a commission pictures and I was impressed... She's cracked and ready..

God bless us all.

I'm trying to square something up,..SSC would have 2 referees yeah but the amount wasn't specified for dssc...
Is it that it's only SSC that's required to have 2?

ugo4u:
Next time go with a mat(the type Muslims use for prayers) and a wrapper to shield yourself from the scorching sun. That's the tactics many Regulars (present terma 1) used to beat the BP issue, some also used BP supressants but I heard they do test for it in SSC.

lol where do you want to hold the mat to? From old site to new site? Even if you can carry it, I'm sure the soldiers there would not allow you using it to cover your head while the rest of us will sit bare..it probably works for rc like you said...but the only thing you will leave the old site with is your folder containing your documents.

Stay around ogudu/ojota, let's meet up and be hitting this steady...I want to scrape off 2 minutes and make it in 13...anybody game?

salaboiz:
meanwhile

lol my mom just sent me a 2 minute route March of bokoharam/iswap in an attempt to maybe dissuade me ...all I can say is those guys have balls and are kitted to the teeth but so is the army...

ugo4u:
https://allafrica.com/stories/201811050017.html

seen...that was 2018 sha but you were right...but they havent stopped posting...I'm still view academy pictures on Whatsapp and Instagram even now..

Yo! Make person start another countdown for here nah lol...
Something like 3 days gone..
Lagos peeps, let's organize 4km run in 17 minutes oooo..we go pick time and place..
Na idea ooo abeg!

Prospect048:
take it easy, not even sure yet whether ssc46 will be trained in afaka or ribadu yet but one thing that is sure is that they be trained at nda... Calm down, what d guy said concerning pictures with uniform and upload on SM especially fb is right, there is signal that backed this thing up. Those u claimed to be uploading on whatsapp they can't upload it anyhow on fb.

boss I know...but is the punishment a court martial? Its like you need to explain what a court matrial is...
I heard about it, it was sent to all arms of the military and there's a loop hole in it...if you cover your name tag and rank, its not taken seriously.
But court martial!!! Haba

Wait court martial for uploading pictures
Do you think its babies that are here?
Please just prove it cos there are no secret court martial..

Toh...peoe be coming here to tell us its to monitor and punish officers taking pictures to post...loads of pictures on my Instagram and Whatsapp from course 44 and 45 and they are not being punished.. Person call me total civilian because e wan yarn nonsense..its good that there's nairaland to house people from people..
We shouldn't show ourselves here....
Anyways...I pray it favors us all this time around... Some of us have gotten used to NDA life that we will do whatever it takes to get in again...
See y'all in afaka.

Well you guys should try and get some officer friends on your phones...cos this same course 44 guys been posting pictures on whstsapp all week...and the same course 45 that will pass out posted their dinner pictures...
It might be wrong but its not deadly...buratai commissioned one thing...that was how many years ago?
Abi go and see cadets and officers pages on Instagram posting pictures away....

eclipsehemmy:
I hardly reply people like you.... A total civilian without any military orientation except screening is talking.... I'm talking from experience.... Ask any soldier how many people where arrested, dismissed and jailed cause of social media.... See I gave an advice.. If you don't want it leave it... See d last dssc dat passed out,...... Did you see anyone of them posting with uniform on Facebook.... Get into the job and know facts..... U don't need to take my advice... You know all... You have attended one million screening.... Those I adviced,understand what I have said...naso everybody go dey say one psn dey pass out this weekend... Stories that touch

lol so u get experience na him you come sidown with us for nairaland?
Are we talking about posting uniforms online now? Oga go and sitdown