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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 12:12pm On Oct 28, 2019
The only thing that I'm not really happy with is the fact that ugo5u didn't make this list...
Man legit deserves it..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 12:11pm On Oct 28, 2019
Did I see some people complaining that the person taking time to snap the list is not being fair?
Nigerians..
Person calm down dey help una..una dey complain..
Punch is 200 go and buy it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:54am On Oct 28, 2019
preciousfuture:
Pls send for Ondo dssc

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:43am On Oct 28, 2019
My God didn't fail me....January was Od18
This one will OD **
See you gentlemen in Kaduna..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:17am On Oct 28, 2019
Coursemates...its almost time..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 4:47pm On Oct 27, 2019
But thinking about it, if there's too much hair in your ass crack, won't it irritate the pile?
Won't using external hair supplements fry your ass? Unto say pile don't dey there..
Won't the person checking your ass think you are nasty and a dirty person?
But it seems that's the only way out so just grow the hair and pray!
I'm just thinking out loud..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 2:29pm On Oct 27, 2019
ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..
lol general...until they give you comb and tell you to do parting so they can see inside..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:55am On Oct 27, 2019
Where is thy list oh GOD..
Your officers are ready...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:58am On Oct 27, 2019
shobroy10:
In the army der is nothing like Male or female all of u will bunch up. Nothing like a Male doc must check male and a female doc will check a female even in real civil setting. A doc is a doc.
I could remember Lt. colonel Saleh was furious at lance corporal Tope ( are u happayyyyy) one night like that when he was separating male from female telling him is that how he was thought. And the guy did it solely cos he was eyeing one gal like that. Irony of life today the gal is now a second lieutenant
in your attempt to try and make a point, you made none..I don't doubt that this happened but what me I'm telling you now is no female cadet was checked by a male officer..if that's the case, why weren't we put in the same hostels and asked to bath together?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:25am On Oct 27, 2019
Damfostopper:
you mean na female medical officer say make you carry ur blokus up.... Chai......
imagine say person suddenly get boner

but it should be a male checking male stuff.......

lol.... didn't look impressed with the blokos balls or wetin
Oga na anybody fit check you as man...but only female medical personnel check females....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:56am On Oct 27, 2019
The truth is if you are here and you have this umbilical thing... You know deep down because at some point in your life, it would have restricted you from doing certain things..go to a doctor and get a solution..
You don't want to spend money on something that might actually affect your chances at the screening, you want nairaland doctors to console you and help u..
Same goes for all body ailments..you guys should stop replying them..
How much is a total danm all round test at a hospital?
Abi its here that we will tell you that you have flat feet?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:49am On Oct 27, 2019
[quote author=yusufhaji post=83495590][/quote]yes sir....you'd be completely naked in front of whomsoever is checking you..
They'd be looking for big scars, pile, complete balls, and flat feet..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:11pm On Oct 26, 2019
cabsking:
How do one treat pile... I beg make una help me oo
you better find way and quickly... You'll spread your yansh for screening..

The female medical personnel that checked me ehn, she was just looking inside my ass like say she dey find something..

She now told me to raise my penis up so she could see my balls..she didn't look impressed lol

Treat it quickly bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:42pm On Oct 26, 2019
ugo4u:
Who go volunteer show us how normal pile dey bi? grin
cc eclipsephemmy
cc KODACK
cc sikowitz
lol the general.

I no get selfie stick.
Kodack got us..
Lmao
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:13pm On Oct 26, 2019
AirmanB:
Including DSSC, In terms of small hernia?
in terms of training and pt...there's no ssc or dssc..there's only the army! The same army..
So the same rule applies..
You think dssc training will be watered down from normal training?
The army na army oooo..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:19pm On Oct 26, 2019
cheerokee:
What's the name of this app please?
sports tracker sir..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:12am On Oct 26, 2019
Ran out of road at 3.15..
Under 15 minutes.. This gentleman is ready..

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:09am On Oct 26, 2019
durella32:
with the videos I now understand the battle with this ISWAP guys..is much much more than knowing how many Apache and fighter the army or Air Force.. I don't think those knowledge count there...no rules of engagement..no pity...no joy... just kill..its all out brutality... u need to be soulless..and that is what I am striving to be.. I am the Walking Dead...it's a show of horror and brutality..but the able and ready one know themselves...ondo18..pls ginger up our RPG launchers and our machine gunners.... we are going to battle
whoooooorah ng5..
Whooooorah
Ondo18 confirmed.
We go anywhere the war takes us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:31am On Oct 26, 2019
I think for this screening, they might rotate all the men and officers that were there in January, we might not see dauda, Ibrahim ,Friday and lalo again..it might be some new people with new problems..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:52pm On Oct 24, 2019
SFcommander1:
And that actually starts with the way you guys rudely talk about me on this platform. Imagine one yeye guy like that saying that had it been he saw me when I was really joking about the release of the list last week, he'd have hit me hard with a plank. He doesn't even know that I can end his career at the screening. His state code is the only info I'd just need. Yeye ppl everywhere
lmao sfcommander, the last career ender..

Oga stfu and go and sits down...you like this can end somebody's career and you are here chatting like a baby on nairaland..

The last career ender..Weldon sir!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:37pm On Oct 23, 2019
Lukas47:
Hello.. guys
please I heard that once a DSSC officer reaches 35yrs, he can no longer convert to DRC.
please how true is this.
there are age caps per rank...once you reach the age cap on a rank, home you go..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:21pm On Oct 23, 2019
eclipsehemmy:
I have starred this message.... We did see who will buy from who......
lol monitoring spirit...as I throw general talk wey na you e hit, no vex..but my canvas size na 44/45..please buy accordingly.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:28pm On Oct 23, 2019
All this many many talk...since many of you lots are very forward...I go like buy blue short from any of you wey don buy down..in case you no make list, no throw the short away, I go buy am...and canvas too..in fact, I'll buy anything you bought for the screening.. Just hit me up..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:32pm On Oct 22, 2019
ErickSam:
Kodack
Ugo4u
Sojeee
Enesi09
.......e.m.c. (end of mentioning capacity)

What have I missed?? What am I missing??

It's been long.

Ugo4u, what's the update on the list ??.
Biko, hit me d gist sharply.....b4 I sleep....tnx
lol you'll noh go and sleep
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:38am On Oct 22, 2019
Been watching fallen heros welcome home for the united states marine corps and its glorious...if I ever died in service, that's the only way I want to be buried..
When I get in, I'm changing the game little by little as small as I can..from my men, till I get to battalion command..our hero's need to be honored in life and death..watching these videos alone can move one to tears..The president stood under the rain to receive dead Marines from fellujah, Iraq....that's the kind of way I want to be buried..after sacrificing so much to see my country Nigeria prevail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:36am On Oct 22, 2019
Stupid predictions from witty people
Y'all can't just calm the Bleep down and wait till when it's released..be dropping due date like you work in dhq..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:07pm On Oct 20, 2019
slyd90:
That small Adebayo wey I fit press em neck with my hands if una see wetin e use one Zamfara guy do for parade ground ehn..
Lol na the Zamfara guy first say em no do screening again grin grin grin
lol I remember, e say make the guy hang up lmao
I pity that baba..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:34pm On Oct 20, 2019
sameereinstein:
Problem dey be that o. I cant even pin my head for 10seconds talk more of 1hr. I don die embarassed
lol you'll be fine...it'll make the process of you getting used to it sweeter..not everybody went into training knowing how to do a lot of things..you'll just have to adapt when you get there...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:33pm On Oct 20, 2019
Estringx:
AMEN (IN JESUS NAME)
TAGGED: 20th OCTOBER 2019.
CADET OFFICER EMMANUEL
I thought the term was "Officer Cadet" not the other way around..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:11pm On Oct 20, 2019
ugo4u:
You no blind him eyes with blow? no be that Adebayo? Thank God sha I no be SSC, either then pursue me for training for breaking person pikin head or giving such a bastard perpetual mark.
I can take any nonsense from recruits/soldiers at least those once done see life not babies wey no go fit stand their ground when war start.
If SSC will train in new site, wallahi better trouble go dey for that base because I kno say most of those SSC esp the once coming in as soldiers go fight those kids to standstill and damn the consequences.
lol general you funny ooo...even the air force and army soldiers that were with us couldn't do a damm thing..na complain all of us dey complain for room but when we dey parade ground, when adebayo show like this..everywhere stew..
It wasn't even adebayo that slapped me, it was another prep winger that escorted the efcc cadets to come and eat...he just sharperly use 5 minutes to catch trips for us...those soldiers won't do anything cos one complaint and things will go bad...one drunk soldier was flogging us when we went for medicals and another soldier that was in the screening spoke up to him, last last the soldier in screening was beaten by the drunk soldier I think lance corporal or corporal Ibrahim..Nothing happened...NDA will always protect their own..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:04pm On Oct 20, 2019
sameereinstein:
Walahi. What right do they have to hit people. Beats my imagination to know that the seniors allow such to exist. Honestly, I'll have no problem serving job from an officer who is not my mate in any way than one small boy wey be if we call for family meeting, en mate no fit talk o
lol it was one of the intelligence soldiers that even pushed me out to go and meet him self..wetin I no beg the man with..he just dey shove me like say I be paper ...if you get shortlisted, leave this thing at NDA gate..cos no how, you go chop something..

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