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SeunWedsLinda:
it's me SeunWedsLinda. I've been an active member of this forum for over 3yrs. I'm definitely not going to make list of top 1000 veterans in this forum but I very well understand the terrain here.
Nairaland has seen an advent of cliches trend and die like a whirlwind. It always appears irritating to some overly serious individuals. Who takes what happens online serious anyway?

As an active member of this forum, I've come to list out the top cliches I find hilarious. And I do hope the overly serious and matured ancient of days cut me some slack. Life is too short to get unnecessarily provoked at frivolities.

1. "I schooled in France".
I didn't find this cliche funny initially but as time went on, I was caught up in the fun and believe me, it's actually nice using this when some unknown person seeks media attention. The cliche was used to greater effects as it greatly reduced the constant moving of threads of unidentified personalities to frontpage. However it died silently due to abuse from unscrupulous elements who would use it in every thread. Reviving that cliche wouldn't be a bad idea would it?

2, "The people that give a fvck"
This happens to be the one trending. I may not know whence it came but the person behind this did a great job. It follows after much complaints from nairalanders about unnecessary threads gracing the sort after front page. Coupled by the recessive nature of our economy, arguably every nairalander has learnt not to "give a fvck". But the abuse of this cliche is inevitable hence I envisage it'll go extinct before mid February.

3. The End time crew
You see these set of people screaming "end time" in any thread that has to do with bizarre happenings. It was fun though but like the others, it was hijacked by people that do not understand the proper intent of the cliche.

4. Pics or adonbilivit
They'd request to see pictures like nairaland is a synonym of "gallery" in Android phones. You should thank the starters as this increased pictorial evidence of some threads to 90%. It made for the attachment of "(graphic picture)" or "(photo)" at the end of any topic created on nairaland. However, it died not due to abuse but due to unavailability of data to view pictures. Credit goes to recession for the death of this cliche




I must have forgotten some other cliches but these ones top my list anyday... You can add yours

SeunWedsLinda:
it's me SeunWedsLinda. I've been an active member of this forum for over 3yrs. I'm definitely not going to make list of top 1000 veterans in this forum but I very well understand the terrain here.
Nairaland has seen an advent of cliches trend and die like a whirlwind. It always appears irritating to some overly serious individuals. Who takes what happens online serious anyway?

As an active member of this forum, I've come to list out the top cliches I find hilarious. And I do hope the overly serious and matured ancient of days cut me some slack. Life is too short to get unnecessarily provoked at frivolities.

1. "I schooled in France".
I didn't find this cliche funny initially but as time went on, I was caught up in the fun and believe me, it's actually nice using this when some unknown person seeks media attention. The cliche was used to greater effects as it greatly reduced the constant moving of threads of unidentified personalities to frontpage. However it died silently due to abuse from unscrupulous elements who would use it in every thread. Reviving that cliche wouldn't be a bad idea would it?

2, "The people that give a fvck"
This happens to be the one trending. I may not know whence it came but the person behind this did a great job. It follows after much complaints from nairalanders about unnecessary threads gracing the sort after front page. Coupled by the recessive nature of our economy, arguably every nairalander has learnt not to "give a fvck". But the abuse of this cliche is inevitable hence I envisage it'll go extinct before mid February.

3. The End time crew
You see these set of people screaming "end time" in any thread that has to do with bizarre happenings. It was fun though but like the others, it was hijacked by people that do not understand the proper intent of the cliche.

4. Pics or adonbilivit
They'd request to see pictures like nairaland is a synonym of "gallery" in Android phones. You should thank the starters as this increased pictorial evidence of some threads to 90%. It made for the attachment of "(graphic picture)" or "(photo)" at the end of any topic created on nairaland. However, it died not due to abuse but due to unavailability of data to view pictures. Credit goes to recession for the death of this cliche

I must have forgotten some other cliches but these ones top my list anyday... You can add yours

Inkredible:


Here comes the second one

Xcelinteriors:
Oga am a married woman and I don't do those stuff before entering my husband house. Peace

Benita27:
Second and third points are on point.

As for "when he/she refuses to take pics with you", is not really a sign that you're dating yourself, as a matter of fact they may really be inlove with you, some people shy away from the camera more especially introverts. That point doesn't hold water.

2SWT:
Really?

ShayGirl:
Not at all but have experienced such before and I tell u it isnt something nice @ all..
Nice points all d same.

ShayGirl:
Hmmm

dfrost:
If he does that, he becomes an ex-con abi? Experts in law, please help out.

chocolateme:
Op.. I did not see the one of the major reasons i had always thought causes low sperm count.. Which is having sex numerous times on every blessed day.. Thought it reduces low sperm count as there is nothing else left to use and impregnate someone.

Babyboo92:
Me too. I lurv missionary!!

McBrooklyn:
Oga, wetin be the difference between class and department??


Am sorry I can't tell you my department here cos E get some guys wey ah dey hide for

McBrooklyn:
Bruh, ah still dey FUTA now

What I was trying to insinuate with the picture was how the football field do get filled up on Fridays not the state of the the football field


I even played football there early this semester sef . . . The Field just get as E be

McBrooklyn:
11.
How the football field at the back of the university auditorium looks on Fridays

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.
I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

LORDSAMURAI:
iv never seen dis one, is it interesting?