₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe, what do you have to say

500 and 1000 naira notes shouldn't be scrapped o. Infant 2000 notes should be introduced for easier looting of more government and public funds

Poster doesn't know the difference between a bikini and lingerie

If I hear say davido no bang that ass

I'm intrigued already

Lala spotted

Jamariwolff:
So I shud check myself because of a nigga when there are millions of other niggas that will appreciate me and all I have a offer.

Rubbish.

I think you should check yourself, Why you jump from one lady to another like a bag of flies.

What do you have to offer? Pussy? That's no more an order on the menu

Former Finance Minister: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Speaks:
I still find it funny that most people
don't know why Nigeria economy
went into recession, they love the
incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed
about the past government ruining
everything. It's also myopic to think
that if Jonathan were to still be in
power, we would be worse off.
The truth about Nigeria's recession
is this; it was caused by the
president's unguided rhetoric and
uncultured body language.
Firstly, there is nothing we are
buying today that we weren't buying
5 years ago, therefore it's not our
purchase that put pressure on Naira
but withdrawal of funds by foreign
investors.
After the election, the president
created instability with his unguided
statements about how everyone is
corrupt and how everyone is going to
jail. The instability made foreign
investors to liquidate their
investment and change their money
to dollars.
In the process of trying to
flee, they were willing to buy dollars
at any price, which lead to high
exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not
ready to run away, but want their
money in dollars to save their
investments from devaluation, the
president gave a bad signal by
banning deposit of foreign currency
into dormiciliary accounts. That was
enough for free market believers to
see the draconian handwriting on
the wall, that was the beginning of
dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the
president came up with another
outrageous policy of rationing dollar
to certain sectors and blocking many
sectors out. That was the nail in the
coffin which facilitated the
emergence of free FALL.
In the end, foreign investors took
over $80B out of the economy within
a short period and everything went
down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse
if Jonathan is still there, you are all
wrong. Policy continuity and political
stability will not let billions of
dollars leave our shores within such
tiny time frame. Even though the
government might have income
shortage, the private sector will
weather the storm by their
confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by
PMB is responsible for the economic
downturn not low oil price. Interest
rate in America is currently at 0.5%
while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan
Chase will not mind borrowing $50
billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in
Nigeria for return of %2000 profit.
Citi bank will do the same, likewise
US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari
warning about the repercussions of
his fixing policy before they pulled
out, but his illiterate cyber warriors
and misseducated e-soldiers said
JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no
longer believe in economic metrics
since their messiah is in charge.
Funny enough they are all suffering
today because of the stupid policy,
but they find relief by blaming it on
past administration and Gucci
appetite of average Nigerians.
For your information, if your
president "continues" with his
unguided rhetoric, Naira will go
down to N1000/1 $. But we thank
God, he is no longer talking.

Nonso92:
leave them, when the initiative hammer, you sue them. let's say 100m maybe.

#shikena

Igbo man

Ben4sure:
Wetin funny Birds of a feather!

Over serious people. Life is not that serious bro

kobosmart:
Hmmm lucky dude. Later he should go on to be a rapper and be like
I've been getting p*ssy since I was four

Dope punchline

Is that dollar spraying I see?

MhizzAJ:
Isn't this man confused....Uncle Agbaya

Just look at the kind of senator we have in this country

Dino is everywhere misbehaving

Even a small child is wiser than him...

Shut up. Senator should no have fun again abi? See your mouth

See her mouth

BBA star ke, when did Tboss represent big brother Africa?

hollawaley2:
Popular Blogger Naijasinglegirl Involved In An Accident On Her Way Home For Chrismas. She just shared this on her Instagram Page with the caption

"I boarded a 6:00am ABC vehicle enroute Umuahia yesterday. My vehicle had an accident at 12:15pm on Onitsha-Owerri Expressway last night.
Look at the devil trying to steal all that joy I have been carrying this week when my God is alive.
Still in Owerri but I am okay..
Will post details when I get over this shock."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdCFDYwjzp3/?taken-by=naijasinglegirl

Had an accident at 12.15PM last night. Wetin concern 12pm and night? I'm not understanding

Those of y'all saying thank God he wasn't born in naija. I was born 7 months premature in Lagos and I'm still alive today

wickyyolo:
True talk

Mumu, wetin be true talk there

After saying Dele Momodu na my boy in osinachi remix

Mercurial Lionel Messi has pointed out a major problem the senior national team of Nigeria has in terms of how they approach games.
Messi who is expected to line up for Argentina when they take on Nigeria in one of the group D games of the World Cup 2018 in Russia scored twice, the last time Nigeria faced Argentina at the World Cup, which was at the 2014 edition in Brazil.
Grouped alongside Nigeria, Croatia and Iceland, Messi was asked in an interview with FIFA online to analyse the strength and weakness of the team in the same group as his country Argentina.
Speaking on the Super Eagles, Messi said ” One day they score four goals, the next one, they leave plenty of space for you to do anything “, he said during the interview.
His views on Iceland was a lot better than his thoughts about Nigeria as he rates them as an organised team, who are sure going to be tough despite the fact that they will be making their debut at the World Cup.
” Might seem easy, but they (Iceland) are tough and we’ll organised “, Messi said before he gave his analysis on Croatia by saying ” They give you more room to play but they have great players”.
His analysis of the weakness of the Nigerian team will no doubt give the technical crew of the Super Eagles, a hint of how to set their team when both sides meet at on the 26th of June in the final round of group games at the Russia World Cup 2018.

Lalasticlala, cc

onlyme07:
Pls,don't ever use the word "cripple' online or offline. It does not sound good at all.Pls.
I agree she was left with no choice but fate still brought them together. It shows the guy loved beyond her face. It's a lesson for all.

Are you OK now?

If she was still with her legs, she would curve him again
All her dream men left her cause no one wants to marry someone confined to a wheelchair . This is a case of when the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable. That's why she accepted his proposal 2009.
Don't come and give us lies madam

ElPadrino33:
Nwoke ojoo nnoo

classicMan22:
lies a stunning white woman will Neva follow a broke black Nigga,d only white some d follow black Nigga, are dose ones dat are fat, desperate 4 love divorcée, and old women, am telling u.

There are lot of stunning white women that are divorcees and desperate for love. There are some that just want to explore a black diick. Go ask your mates how it's being done bro.

classicMan22:
have u travel out of d country be4 dumb dumb? go to Australia a black broke Nigga, let me see if any Australia woman go follow u.

You are still a learner bro. It's so easy to get white gals pregnant. How do you think boys get green card there? Whites may be scared of marrying an African due to their history of scams. But when u gain their trust, it's finished. Not to sound racist but majority of blacks women marry for money due to poverty

classicMan22:
shutup Wit dis your nigeria marrying old white men nonsense, Nigerian women worship white, men, a white who is a begger in his country can come to Nigeria and marry a gal dat is stunning, because Nigerian women worship white men, to dem white men is dere God, is not d same 4 white women, if u no get money no white woman go loom ur face.

White women don't marry for money. Unlike gold digger citizens like you

If its Nigerian men, they will be marrying their grand mother mate and claiming love. Love is indeed blind for those niggas

Let's hear your story, Mr. Burna. This your weed induced rant no follow