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TheGoodJoe:

The Chancellor will appreciate. Even though we can not help, the Germans know our hearts are with them.

There is nothing funny.

That's the point exactly. He shouldn't have gone on to promise the impossible. a mere condolence would have suffice.

The Tourist. Angelina Jolie

it's not principled for whatsoever reason to dress up in the presence of your grown up brothers. The fact of blood relation does not resolve the matter of mental rehearsal of visuals captured by the eyes. The brother after watching his sister's unclothedness might be triggered to engage in perversion sooner or later.

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Still can't find what's "funny" about this.[/color]

na me make u dumb?

*Read first before u judge me*
It's a short story titled *There was an intercourse and an impregnation* this is how they committed the intercourse.
When she was mature and fertile for intercourse, the two angry parties sat round a table with some of their family members.
After a brief exchange of eyes, they began romancing and an unexpected intercourse began round the table. It was deep and hard to believe.
They took turns round the table uniting and holding and hugging themselves.
Then an impotent man was found amongst them and was sent away for masturbating.
Then everyone was asked not only to kiss on the lips but to kiss passionately from the heart.
At the end of it all, she got pregnant and was asked not to abort the baby because the baby is really needed in the family for constant union.
End.




*Before you judge me, read the translation.*

*There was a discussion and it bore healthy fruits*
Now read how it happened.

Two families have had quarrels for quite a long time but finally the matter was due for discussion. The two oppositions came to a round table for resolution, they came along with some of their family members.
After a while of bitterness, they began to deliberate on the bone of contention and an unexpected exchange of similar ideas ensured round the table. It was deeply sudden to believe.
They added their opinions from one person to another round the table.
In their midst was a man who was making troubles and his ideas and opinions were off the bone of contention. He was sent away. Everyone was asked to be fruitful in their opinion and not to pay just lip services.
At the end of the day they resolved the matter and it bore a healthy fruit. They were asked not to do anything that can harm the fruit of peace because peace is really needed in their families.
End.

Can you see that the devil is a liar?

She looks cool and good. If na Obama portray that kind pony style now they will start talking 666 horn and other follow up thrash.

so prison break was actually a real life movie? naija re-acting

The guy fine nah. why una dey hate am like say e carry shit for yansh

Tonto na one sweet thing God created

[God have mercy on you. lol, maltina bottle]these children grow well o. well trained for dat matter
no scandal no nothing
like someone said u go see 18 year old short like maltina bottle for 9ja
na only wen him talk, u go know say na ancient pikin[/quote]

Alani86:
What certificate do you yourself have? If you couldn't read and understand such a very simple sentence, then even your SSCE should be probed. Let me help you a bit; the 9billion spent on the National Conference is the waste PMB was talking about.

The literacy gap between the northern part of Nigeria and other parts of the country is so wide that it can take decades to attempt balancing.

The finest literate man from the North says that a collaborated discourse of intellectuals, think tanks and men of thought is a waste. it frightens to the bone why Buhari cannot learn at least common manners of expression. it's so glaring that all his mind and thought cast only on money. I believe that what majorly informed this thoughtless utterance of his is the 9billion figure.
the earlier he sets out to implement his campaign promise and stop chasing shadows the better for the enclave called Nigeria

epp? wetin that one mean. chai naija

Oya send me 100k and I wil return it to prove my honesty. Do it now.

U didn't tell us how much u are paid so that we cn say wether u are oga or nt. Secondly, u do send them for errand, they deserve a fair take

We know that our enemies will not like that fact that Biafrans are committed to their self-determinatiion. Let them call us any name. Biafra will surely be. One day yoruba and Hausas will wake to find themselves in Nigeria only

I have never seen or read a jagon writen with this courage and impunity

538,800 as against 60,000 covers all those other cost upsurg. Therefore, US is comparably better

She is just mapple

She isn't the only one doing such. She just got extra audacity to post it