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Julie9093: Vanity upon vanity.

akuko, no b only vanity, gan sidan jore

brownlord: They mad, why them go build the house just like my papa own.

I mean the 11 bed room, but my papa own na face me, I face you

is ur dad's gold plated? I mean d FMiFY lol

Dunno if dis is hilarious sha, i was caught pants down knacking one older gal's kpekus for corner, yes i strtd early enaf

ferdimako: okay 'uppercutly'

thanx brov, i wuld always remember d slogan

Brahms: You shouldn't have brought APC into this. I say FVCK YOU for that!

ion fink ds is d best place to express ya political sentiment

ferdimako: Guy, u bad... just hit d lady 'upcutly'.

bros dis ya english ehn

Camellia: ....chai... my head just dey swell anyhow....but it z kinda too much o....

invest ya tym more into educating ya fellow ladies on hw to be dia best, den d guys wuldnt have need to look elsewia wen dem blow, u dnt xpct a guy who was treated like shit durin his broke days to look arnd here wen he finally arrives, like d oda bros u wia tellin u dnt have job openings, if na dangote son nw na u go dey fing en numb @@@@sneaks away@

Ymodulus: Ehmmm y do u ask?

u sound pained

Sweetlemon: As in ehn!

Recently, I just discovered that a girl I took as my own sister has been saying crap about me behind my back and never really wanted me to be happy. In fact I'm still numb.

uv bn sleeping on a power bike, ur lucky she didnt posion u in d process

9jatatafo: Why this girl nor go meet Mikel for Calabar then read the letter to Mikel face to face? Abi na NL be Mikel?

i can imagine her followin mikel arnd reading her letter while mikel pays her no mind, lol

priscaoge: I swear no be lie u talk, the Zaniab girl need Mikel's attention that's all

u knw how u gals do it xctly

Ymodulus: Guy him no dey drink panadol for Mikel. Na the truth him yarn.

Have you been to Moscow? Kusha ? Opochka?? Russian girls in general cant be trusted its their behaviour.

Its the truth. Mikel should live that girl face is carrier. You talk like you no sabi gals and RUSSIAN GALS for that matter.. U dey Bleep up guy.

bros do u have a sis named zainab?

slap1: I'm ashamed of this Zainab girl. She can't even write like a normal human being. Jealous intruder, I'm sure she's a nairalander .

r u sayin nland babes r pros at not minding dia biz?

Medunah: Learn not to generalize, tnx

9ce signature there

Camellia: [color=#550000][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]loool... dude you are funny.. BT it is true sha..... na we hail them pass but they leave our Nigerian ladies for overseas ladies....quite annoying.. bt it is their life though

most truthful lady on nairaland

[quote author=20pounds][font=Lucida Sans Unicode] Mikel is hurting our economy and our girls at the same time! He would have helped the labour market by dating at least 20 Nigerian side chics. How can he be making all that money and not help our girls? What happened to 'giving back to the society that made you'? It is our girls right to be jealous cos Mikel is a big fish that has refused to show up during a fishing expedition.


Naija babes, wherever you people go(whether babalawo or white garment churches) to 'tie' and confuse sugar daddies, making them abandon their families and buy you the latest phones with monies meant for their children's school fees, it is high time you people visit there again for Mikel.

lmao bros u no try oooo, dat was too mean to our sisters, buh tru tru dey are pained, same way dey wia attacking lola calling her old cos peter okoye didnt look dia way, eiyaaaa
@in tears@

CyberEBOLA: I JUST ASKED MY DAD AND AFTER TWO SLAPS, HE SAID NO.

ya papa na retired principal?

iwakolewa: I believe it's possible not to beat a child if you want to,my kids are very hyperactive and they do the naughtiest of things. ...all I do is apply patience and wisdom,many parents do not have the patience to deal with kids especially kids that are ages 18 months to about 8 years...I spanked my 4year old daughter in the presence of my mum one time,and my mum was so upset,nothing wey she no talk that day. ...that I was worse than my kids at stressing her and so I shouldn't beat my kids again,she then took her time to tell me the things I did as a child. ...it was so funny, so I decided that my kids were just being what they are,children. So I'd rather discipline and mete out what I deem to be punishment,like for my almost 5year old daughter, anytime she gets naughty,I make her count 1-200,if she makes mistakes, she'll start again, and it has helped me and her too.....or I tell her to lie down and sleep,na by force sleep o,she hates siestas...once I say,lie down,she'll just say mummy,sorry, I won't do it again

mehn u are a proffesional at child discipline,like u said d secret is find out wat d child doesnt like and use dat against him/her wen he/she goes wrong, i like d lie dwn nd sleep part, d 1 - 200 make sense too, prolly if she gets used to 200 u make it 700, thanx maaam dat was educative, noted

aolatunde00: I told myself same thing and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to abide by with my 21month old son.
He runs the water dispenser almost everyday completely running it out on the kitchen floor at least once
He goes to his clothes drawer to empty the neatly ironed and folded clothes.
He empties his laundry basket too;at least twice a day
This is minus going to turn off/on wall sockets as soon as no one is around.
He's also pulled a standing wall mirror on himself crashing it in the process and slightly bruising himself.
I have introduced spanking on the bum to caution him
Have I also mentioned he's a pro in climbing any and all things?chairs,dinning tables,centre table,climbs into his own high chair amongst many others?
He needs to be cautioned before he endNgers himself unknowinhlu

lol, kids nd dia innocent minds, nd if u spank dem den u are simply a fun spoiler

iyabodeh: Oh sorry to disappoint you. I ain't one of those. Not my thing. Have a nice night.

disappointed @sadface@

iyabodeh: Www.xnxx...kom. Thhey hve lots to feed your eyes with.

one more kwehon maaaaam, hw do i recofnise u among d many naked ladies here, am not interested in dem

iyabodeh: Would you mind take your fantasy and imaginations to the website I suggested? It will do you a lot of good.

didnt see any maam, wia do i find it

iyabodeh: No its not. Even if, good for you. Shows you emotions are running fine then.

abi na, buh good for me via?

iyabodeh:


the mere thought of reading that while passing by scares me. Not to talk of actually doing it. Peope are so stubborn, they forget that it's the littlest thing that causes the most havoc.

if doz legs are yours, sweety em hot

HezronLorraine: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1679284_a12e9193d9a42afceaec53d61f008fdb_jpegdaea8e7343b888afbca325ec08448eda

This one is epic,those who don't understand,it says:"If you put ypur refuse here you'll become a pauper and your life will be destroyed along with your children this year",

lmao pipo wey get phd in cursing

eph12: If I talk now some people will say woman wrapper

lmao

Sehindemi: Is she really on d list?
Blushing here

dear dnt mind d o.p nd his mistakes, twas a mistake ok

maynation: like seriously??


Woman-raper-ing.

lmao, bros u knw watsup with woman wrapper...ing even

Ademolapaul: I should be the one saying thank u for thanking me!

lol u go fear woman wrapper.....ing na

ivyy: Thanks dear

u got d braggin right dear

tosyne2much: Don't be surprised if most of this ladies look lik Celine Dion on NL but wen u get to meet them behind NL, most of dem would look lik Mr. Ibu

dis particular line suppoz pain em babes

maynation: Ave you seen https://www.nairaland.com/ivyy ivyy??

bros dis one finish wrk