₦airaland Forum

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

@in phyno's tone@ kpofu here

Bigcake:
A true case of where the desired was not available and the available became the desired. Now the desired is available and must take it rightful position.

bros trust me, once one oil company guy come us a yr after she has prolly started datin dis 'crush' of hers she wuld still come here to tell us she has bn crushing on d oil guy since nursery skool nd jux realised dis old crush is a dark guy nd she doesnt like dark guys, who wan bet?

vivaciouzz:
yea,I know he was a cultist all dis while but I hv trying to save him from being known..only few pple know abt it..its not as if I got into a relationship coz of dat.I knew so many tinz I stopped him from doing like smoking.. I made him take his studies serious.. I really helped him..hez d quiet type n recently has been having issues with the school security, n I don't want to get involved dats y I want to leave ..d oda guy doesn't know dat I had a crush on him n hez loving me now..n hez in anoda school coz assuming hez in my school..dunno wat would hv happened to him n I didn't start my new relationship with se.x..I just wanted someone dats free from problems n who I can b with without being afraid dat something bad might happen to him

babe believe me wen i say, iwu amu, wat u need is deliverance, u stopped him frm being a bad guy to a studious guy, do u knw wat it means to stop a cultist frm smoking? Nd bending to read? Nw u wanna leave him cos of one or two silly security eish, yet u claim u loved him, do u knw wat love is? Nd proudly ur tellin us u dnt wanna get involved in smtin concerning someone u claim u love, kaaaaai well lemme stop here nfore i flame upm some Nigerian gals can b annoying

eph12:
There's an easy option. Just stay away from both!

dats nat d best man, stayin away frm both puts d 2nd guy in danger, cos d strong man knws tins wulda bn ok shld he not have surfaced

Bigcake:
Was she not living with the cultist and fvcking his rough dick all this while? Only to meet ''Doro Bucchi'' a better spender and tag it a crush just to create a lee way to vamouse. Babe, you are joking with fire. As for the new guy, he simply sees you as an'' Awoof'', because na only you walker come meet am. My advice, go back to your former guy for peace to reign. If still interested in droping him on cultism grounds then look for a subtle way to do that.

no mind dat gal, she is a typical nigerian Gal, bitch, well she doesnt knw niigas nd awoof kpekus, dem go dive am take off, den she wuld realise d cultist was a better guy

equlibrium:
on the face of it, ex is a cult guy
dats a no no
thats a yes reason anyday anytime to ditch his twisted arse

focus man, dd she not knw all along he is a cult guy? 3yrs bro, She jux realised dat nw cos she is lookin for wat to hold on to to move on, dd she not also say he is a good guy? No dey misyarn if u no get reasonable point

Wittywizard:
I wonder who is now lieing between the police boss and the mother of the affected child.. Pls, the news reported that the child mother went in and bounce on one of the dogs but now it was reported that the police boss said that they rescue the child... How many police man rescue the dogs.... Abeg, police is the most hated being on earth i have ever come across

nd who arrested d dogs since d policemen were scared to go close to d dogs

GovWahala:
This is horrible! I feel for the boy.
But his elder brothers are cowards, at 7 or above I terrorize dogs already, except if the dogs are not ordinary dogs, if not a dog to follow me into my compound makes it dead talk more of inside my house that dog will be terribly bruised, and in their case it's not just one person.
Those police men need to be locked up, haba seven of you and u could not stop two dog because they were growling? I'm so angry men.

bros if u c dog ehn, u go rephrase dat ya statement, am not tokin of bingos or jux our everyday alsatians, buh d onlookers bleeped up i must admit cos dia wia jux 2 dogs

Frankenstein:
Pure rubbish! Because you called a guy for 15 minutes once, that means you've spent on him and makes you worth celebrating?
Haar! One random guy gave you compliments probably because he wants to get into your pants; you now took it up and decided to flatter yourself indirectly here on Nairaland.

lmao, bros u bad oooo, easy na, dat gettin into pant part got me laffin hard, tins niggas do for kpekus

kay29000:
Dude, it wasnt about the amount but the gesture. Besides, I'm talking about 12 years ago.

appologies bro, 1k 12 yrs ago frm a Nigerian gal deserves some applause

Tymax:
Story. So you just want to show us that you can call a guy for what? 15 minutes? I hope your readers realize that the guy was in fact acustomer who had previously bought wristwatches from you. Do you realize that your highly touted 15 minutes is actually nothing compared to the price of those goods?

Madam, talk another tin abeg!

My theory still holds. Ladies are "benevolent" only when a guy has done (or will do) exponentially more.

nd to tink dat call cost less dan 150box bro, SMH

firstEVA:
yes, its actually a thing of pride.

if its a tin of pride only wen he spends on u nd its not fun spending on him, hw den r u gan stand behind ya husband shld tins get shaky at a point, Nigerian men are in trouble

MYAs2011:
Generous ladies that are ready to carry me to lime light ,here is my number 08123163293..... My pix attached below lol.....my BlackBerry Pin 7E0FEF11....holla

bros u r a serious comedian

kay29000:
I had this friend back in the day whose girlfriend liked to always take us out drinking. Not like we were broke guys or anything, but back then as students there were times you wouldn't have much disposable cash, and the girl seemed to always have money. Besides, she enjoyed doing it, so it wasn't like my friend was begging her to do so.


And there was this girl I dated back in school that I had an interesting experience with. We had just started dating, and I came over to see her at her hostel. She took longer than usual, when she came down, she was holding this lovely arabian scarf. She apologized for coming late, and explained a man had come to their hostel to sell the scarfs and had stopped to get one. I said i'd like to get one for my sister, and so we went in search for the guy but didn't find him. The next day when I came around I saw her with another beautiful scarf. She said she said she had seen the man after I left and decided to go ahead and pay for the scarf. When I brought out my wallet to pay her back, she hit my hand and said not to worry. Eventhough the scarf was just 1k, it was a shock to me. Girls like that are rare.

bros no vex ooo, so na 1k scarf get all dis loooong testimony, hiiiian of a truth uv bn plagued with broke nd stingy gals all dis while, no vex ooo@shines teeth@

Wizpa:
Why are there no broke girls toooo... Is it only guys that carry that term 'broke'

its a Nigerian tin bro, we cant fight d trend

Tolexander:
Seems this is a season of 'people one meets' on nairaland.

Make i quickly add my own put for the matter. . . . .

The guys that will go to lady's house and tell the lady to follow them to bank or call a lady to meet them in bank cos they want to deposit in bank. They come with heavy and buggy bag so that the lady will be impressed on seeing the cash filled bag. The interesting thing about the bag is that the highest denomination in it may not be more than #5. The lady won't just know cos she won't go to the counter with them.

The ladies that have no business in the bank. Instead of them to make use of the ATM outside the bank, they won't! They will intentionally and directly go into the bank to withdraw intentionally from the male cashier and pay back that same money intentionally to a male cashier.
Why, to attract the guys. Girls wey won marry banker.
Another interesting things about them is that, na everything they always have artificial and self-created problem in bank and will be looking for the manager to help them to rectify the problem. Just to get the attention of the manager.

The guys that all they want is to come to bank to look for how they will queue behind or before a lady so that they can have a feel on their buttt and boobbs.

bros i suspect u are guilty of d later

Kachisbarbie:
you have said it all...
I never went for night class though. My school that they can like to thief someones' phone - when they don't see fone...na to thief 'your factory' sure pass.

2 kweshuns maaam,
wch skool dd u go to or are u in nd wch one b factory abeg

Tarokboy:
Today was Harvest
Harvest of one of the groups(meanwhile other groups have done or will soon do theirs and it will follow the pattern below)

Check out order of offering:

Tithers
General offering
Synod offering
Group 1 offering
Children's offering
Women's offering
Men's offering
other group offering
Clergymen offering
General Harvest offering
Contribution for a member offering

Reverend said 75% of the Bible is all about giving.

I do not have issues with the above as no one put a gun to my head to give but PLEASE SUMMARIZE OUR GOING FORWARD.

must b an anglican church, i bet ma nokia torch on dis one

Na only u get dat bwess?

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember




April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

eleyi igidi gan

urcutecrush:
The ONLY guy I won't RESIST is someone who has all dis personality together.what am trying to say is dat i will fall head over heels for a guy who is understanding,flexible and can adapt.if a guy understands u veri well he will do all of dis should the need arise.am I making sense?

oliver twist

Sophyrocks: I know na. You were hot cake oo. Both maths teacher and Principal.

Dnt mind them. Sometimes, girls of that age tend to over-exaggerate stuff as if things are actually going on when they are not. I've been a victim of that. Some of my classmates had accused me of seducing my physics teacher with the way i catwalk. Thats just the way i walk naturally but they didnt just get it.

I WULDNT MIND SEEING A VIDEO OF U DOIN D BIZ OF CATWALKING WITH WCH U DAMAGED D PHYSICS TEACHER'S MEDULA

Kachisbarbie: hahahahaha...I liked him small sha, he was young and veryyy intelligent. .
Truetalk o, as the Mathematics section of my brain open ehn, I no believe till date...
When we were writing WAEC,if he just pass near my row, let alone seat...students will start making funny noises. The principal had to tell him to leave...that one too bin like me @Principal (very ugly man...I just didn't fancy him @all)

He tried to make a case, that the maths teacher was dating me, there was no evidence, apart from few of my haters in class that concurred -no valid evidence. They couldn't use my grades bc that would mean I was dating every teacher except Biology...lol

funny u, well it pays to b brilliant sha, chkawt d situation nw, dey wulda easily nailed u suppozsin u wia a dumb student who was woeful in oda subjects buh mysteriously a genius in maths

3cycle: I don't like compliments especially one that has to do with my clothes or jewelleries.

I may never have to use them again if you compliment them. Sounds weird but that's me

one question maaaaam, do u fly, swim or play with fishes in ya dream? Or do u c a strange man in ya dream atyms

iamord: Hun!!
She is a smellos when compared to u tho
#candidopinion

nigga use ya head, dnt come here to show ya foolishness, woman wrappering is no occupation

krall: This one went to chase under 18 bottoms and got served.

doz ones no dey hear one o

ayukdaboss: See these crooks!
Normal watermelon wey ab0ki dey sell 20 naira dem dey sell 225 dollars because them don paint am black colour change the name to Yubari.







Why is 'ab0ki' censored on NL?

lmao, dis young man u must b an ibo man like mua

Dis story made me weep

Badass doc

Hehe

juman: Funny.

This reminds me of some/many guys were named yakubu during the time of gen. yakubu gowon as head of state.

i bet most of doz yakubu kids have taken a change of name nw hehhehe